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Nice job on your article! I wasn't sure if the proofreading template was a joke or not, cuz there were hardly any spelling/grammar errors (and very minor ones at that). So I took the liberty to fix some minor stuff, but feel free to revert what I did. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:54, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
Julian Says: It was not a joke, but thank you vey much! MakerJulian (talk) 21:02, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
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Hey! If you vote for or against a VFD, please also add your signature there so that people counting the votes don't think there was a mistake. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:08, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
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This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:38, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!
Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female
Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie
, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal
whipping, being the school principal
, managing VFH
, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
From The Logs
• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)
• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit
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VFH Highlight Of The Week
From The Forums
Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
Hey Julian, I'm still a little confused by you nominating this article at VFD and voting to keep lol, but not a big deal. Would you like me to move it to your user space for you? It's short enough to have been at QVFD, and the vote looks pretty lopsided, but if you wanna work on it in your user space that's fine. MrX blow me 06:06, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
- Oh I just thought it could be good and was unsure of my opinion, sorry, it does not matter because it will be deleted soon MakerJulian (talk) 14:57, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
- Ah okay, well yeah I'll most likely huff it later, unless you'd like to work on it in your user space. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:23, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
Poo Lit Surprise is back!
The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:
- Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
- Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
- Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
- Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
- Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!
To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!
Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!
Good luck folks! Cassandra (talk) 02:32pm May 31, 2021
Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up
Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.
Good luck with your creations! Cassandra (talk) 23:25, 18 June 2021 (UTC)