User talk:CoolKidz9001

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Reverted edit on Template:Stub

Your additions on the template were unnecessary and there were grammatical errors in the text. The information already on the page is enough, and the extra option added is kinda incoherent (The other options all deal with well-known articles and in-jokes).

Also, me using rollback doesn't mean your edit was in bad faith. It's just an easy way of undoing multiple edits by a single editor quickly. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  17:18, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

Promotion

Hello, i would like to request a promotion to an admin, i have been very good here, and i haven't broken the rules even once. – Preceding unsigned comment added by UnAnything Team (talk • contribs)

Hey! The nomination and voting process for electing new admins can be found at Uncyclopedia:VFS. MrX blow me 20:10, 26 June 2021 (UTC)

Hello

Some of the templates you are creating are duplicates of ones we already have. Also, your edits to the expansion template are misogynistic and worded poorly. I am curious about your reasoning?

It's because i want to make the expansion template funnier! – Preceding unsigned comment added by UnAnything Team (talk • contribs)

Okay, but the template is customizable, which means you don't have to edit the actual template. Message me before you edit templates and I will accommodate your requests. As a friendly reminder: Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

Categories

FYI, a lot of the categories you've been adding to pages lately aren't actual categories, at least not yet. If you look at the bottom of the pages, you'll notice that there are some redlinks in the categories section. Feel free to create the categories. Just click the redlinks and add any information you'd like. But I wouldn't create the Category:Files, that seems a little unnecessary. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:46, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Multiple accounts

Alright, what's going on? I can see that you've also been editing with the accounts TheVeryStrangeOne45 and UnAnything Fan. Any particular reason?? I'm probably just gonna block the others and let you keep editing with this account. MrX blow me 04:23, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

In case you didn't know, UnAnything fan was my old account before i created this account, i sadly lost access to UnAnything Fan. i have no information about the account TheVeryStrangeOne45, sadly ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!^{Click here to suck my dick!!!} -  - My Contribs - 

Um, really?? UnAnything Fan just made an edit yesterday. And are you really telling me that TheVeryStrangeOne45 isn't you, really??? MrX blow me 18:09, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

It's true, i am in no way related to TheVeryStrangeOne45, he's a completely different person. ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!^{Click here to suck my dick!!!} -  - My Contribs - 

As you should know, since the account you claim to have lost access to made an edit to this page less than 24 hours ago, admins can see the IP addresses used by logged in accounts. The sooner you come clean about all the accounts you've used and why, the better your chances of avoiding a block are. MrX blow me 18:25, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

FINE, they are multiple accounts! TheVeryStrangeOne45 is an account i will use if i lose access to this account ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!^{Click here to suck my dick!!!} -  - My Contribs - 

Not the way it works. You're responsible for your account. Email your password to yourself in case you forget it. MrX blow me 18:40, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

Your edit at pussy

So, that was just a bit much. Yes it was funny, but, in my opinion, which is only my opinion, it seemed more ______ than funny. So I reverted it. I imagine most others would agree, but if I’m wrong, go ahead and put it back. MrX blow me 06:14, 5 July 2021 (UTC)

Simmer down sparky

Consider this your only warning. A lot of your shit is disruptive. Stop putting stupid templates on articles that don't need it, and don't ever put an image like that again on here (straight up pic of a pussy with no comedic value, that thing belongs in a med dictionary, not here). Seriously, tone it down. Last chance. Tho you might already be done. Given your sock bullshit, your pathetically obvious denial of it, and absolute lack of anything of any value here (plus your fucking spam), yeah you've exhausted my patience. MrX blow me 06:31, 5 July 2021 (UTC)

Unnecessary template...

This was moved to your userspace because it is extraneous. It is also spelled wrong and uses deprecated code. Please do not make templates in the mainspace.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:45, 5 July 2021

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 2 days for reverting an admin, calling him an asshole, and removing the Fix template. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop reverting an admin, calling him an asshole, and removing the Fix template. Thaaanks! -- PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:36, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

Editing other people's user pages

In general, please don't edit other people's user pages. Adding blocked user templates to pages of spambots (user pages you often create) isn't really that big of a problem, but it does create for work for others and provides ZERO benefit to anyone. Please absolutely DO NOT add retired user templates to anyone's page, they can do that themselves. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:34, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

My VFD votes

Hey there, I hope you're not too discouraged by my VFD votes to huff your articles. The thing is, they're just, in their current states, repetitive mentions of cum, and they're not that funny. Please read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Several paragraphs of mad rambling about cum don't make funny articles. You could use a little bit of that mad rambling in something like a "positive" critical review from a "well-respected critic" about these shows. But for the most part, try to make your articles sound more "encyclopedic". It's obviously not an absolute rule that every article must be a scientific parody, but in general, dry humor makes better satire. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:29, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

Dude

Ranting about things you don't like, especially with no attempt to sound encyclopedic/journalistic, like this, is just obnoxious. Please read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. MrX blow me 14:33, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

That edit on Protogent was funny and not just stupid.

I laughed. 96.18.219.55 (talk) 18:03, 7 November 2021 (UTC)

VFD

We don't put user pages on VFD, and we only very, extremely rarely VFD a user's entire bibliography. Please don't do that again. MrX blow me 17:52, 8 November 2021 (UTC)

VFD

I noticed that on VFD you vote to keep Ren Queenston, saying that it has potential. If you could, I feel that you should tap into that "potential" and improve the article, because otherwise, it will probably be deleted. Grazi! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:30, 15 November 2021 (UTC)

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Again?

Really????? – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrX (talk • contribs)

Actually my bad, I was thinking of something else. Sorry! MrX blow me 19:28, 23 February 2022 (UTC)

Major-General's Song

Lol wow! I love that song parody you just put on your user page! Bravo! MrX blow me 05:11, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

You should consider expanding it and making it an UnTunes. MrX blow me 05:12, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

It’s already there: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnTunes:The_Uncyclopedian%27s_Song ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!^{Click here to suck my dick!!!} -  - My Contribs - 

Of course it is (facepalm). Well thanks for showing me an awesome song that I should already have been aware of, and that's still a great addition to your user page. MrX blow me 05:38, 24 July 2022 (UTC)