The CoolKidz army

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I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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CoolKidz9001
Semi-Active (college is basically KILLING my YT upload schedule)
— Uncyclopedian —
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Attention restaurant customers: testicles, that is all
Name in real life Elias Johonssan
Preferred pronoun he/him
Nationality Swedish/Japanese
Current location Stockholm, Sweden
Languages primarily English, Swedish
Current time Current UTC is 18:38
Height 6'4"
Weight 147 Pounds
Hair Blonde
Eyes Blue
Handedness both hands!
Sexuality Heterostraightual (means I'm attracted to woman)
Alignment neutral good
Family and friends
Marital status SINGLE AF!!!
Siblings 1 sister
Pets Minnow, a 4 year old Burmese cat
Education and employment
Primary school Graduated!
Intermediate school The same as the last one
High school Exactly the same as last one
College Stockholm University
Classes Law
Contact info
Twitter @Man44Strange
YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UCP5K2UxG3r8_n07duQT3tAw
Account statistics
Joined 4 June 2021
Administrator Not an admin, yet
Bureaucrat Also not a bureaucrat,yet
Edit count 764
Signature ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!Click here to suck my dick!!! -  - My Contribs - 
I am the very model of a good Uncyclopedian,

My endless flows of witty prose alleviate your tedium, But if you're here to blank and spam and vandalize this medium, Well then, my friend, I'll have to get med'eval on your seat-ium! (Sorry 'bout that...)

He'll bury you in scorn and get med'eval on your seat-ium, He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian!

I spend my nights on my PC wait, Mac a-typing on my articles, And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles,

Reporting blankers, spam and crap that smells like eggy farticles, (Oops, that one, too)

Hello bitches, my name is CoolKidz9001, and ima tell you a bit about me!

How it all started[edit]

On 1 mid 2017 Saturday, after spending like the entire day on DS3, I decided to hop onto my PC and look up Trogdor the Burninator, then the page for it on Uncyclopedia appeared and I was like "WOAH!!!! Bye bye UnAnything aka my childhood, Uncyclopedia is better" and for the next couple of weeks, months I hadn't touched UA once! Then I forgot about it and until 2021 I hadn't seen Uncyclopedia in YEARS!!! But here I am, editing pages for a living. ForkAnything is open

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This user uses an iPhone and has no shame in displaying it on Uncyclopedia
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This user is a proud boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is Swedish
…and hates going to IKEA!
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.
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This user owns a pretty awesome lookin Sony PS Vita
they like it more than the 3DS…
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This user thinks that the PS Vita is better than the 3DS because they might be lacking brains.
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This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.
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This user plays a PS5 because lady luck favours them and they found one.
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This user plays a PS4 because they probably still can’t get their hands on a PS5
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This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.
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This user enjoys playing games on the PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user has gotten gud at any FromSoftware game
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This user says things that may not be work safe.
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This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user plays the Wii U they probably couldn't afford the PS4 or Xbox One.
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This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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656px-NintendoDS Warm.jpg This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy. Sony-PSP-1000-Body.png
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This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
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