The CoolKidz army
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Name in real life | Elias Johonssan |
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Preferred pronoun | he/him |
Nationality | Swedish/Japanese |
Current location | Stockholm, Sweden |
Languages | primarily English, Swedish |
Current time | Current UTC is 18:38 |
Height | 6'4" |
Weight | 147 Pounds |
Hair | Blonde |
Eyes | Blue |
Handedness | both hands! |
Sexuality | Heterostraightual (means I'm attracted to woman) |
Alignment | neutral good |
Family and friends | |
Marital status | SINGLE AF!!! |
Siblings | 1 sister |
Pets | Minnow, a 4 year old Burmese cat |
Education and employment | |
Primary school | Graduated! |
Intermediate school | The same as the last one |
High school | Exactly the same as last one |
College | Stockholm University |
Classes | Law |
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YouTube | https://youtube.com/channel/UCP5K2UxG3r8_n07duQT3tAw |
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Joined | 4 June 2021 |
Administrator | Not an admin, yet |
Bureaucrat | Also not a bureaucrat,yet |
Edit count | 764 |
Signature | ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!Click here to suck my dick!!! - - My Contribs - |
My endless flows of witty prose alleviate your tedium, But if you're here to blank and spam and vandalize this medium, Well then, my friend, I'll have to get med'eval on your seat-ium! (Sorry 'bout that...)
He'll bury you in scorn and get med'eval on your seat-ium, He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian!
I spend my nights on my PC wait, Mac a-typing on my articles,
And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles,
Hello bitches, my name is CoolKidz9001, and ima tell you a bit about me!
How it all started[edit]
On 1 mid 2017 Saturday, after spending like the entire day on DS3, I decided to hop onto my PC and look up Trogdor the Burninator, then the page for it on Uncyclopedia appeared and I was like "WOAH!!!! Bye bye UnAnything aka my childhood, Uncyclopedia is better" and for the next couple of weeks, months I hadn't touched UA once! Then I forgot about it and until 2021 I hadn't seen Uncyclopedia in YEARS!!! But here I am, editing pages for a living. ForkAnything is open
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This user is a highly established extended confirmed user. |
This user enjoys playing games on the PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3. |
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist. |
This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'. |
This user plays the Wii U – they probably couldn't afford the PS4 or Xbox One. |