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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 9 months and 22 days. |
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CoolKidz9001
Semi-Active (He’s BAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!)|
 I am the one who knocks! |
| Name in real life | Elias Johonssan |
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| Preferred pronouns | he/him |
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| Nationality | Swedish all the way and proud! But |
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| Current location | Stockholm, Sweden |
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| Languages | primarily English, Swedish. Can speak Ukrainian and is practicing Norwegian. |
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| Current time | Current UTC is 18:07 |
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| Height | 6'4" |
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| Weight | 174 Pounds |
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| Hair | Blonde |
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| Eyes | Blue |
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| Handedness | Right hand drive |
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| Sexuality | Average straight young adult |
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| Alignment | neutral |
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| Marital status | In a relationship |
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| Siblings | 1 sister |
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| Pets | Minnow, a 4 year old Burmese cat |
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| Primary school | Graduated! |
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| Intermediate school | The same as the last one |
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| High school | Exactly the same as last one |
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| College | Stockholm University |
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| Classes | Law |
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| Twitter | @Man44Finger |
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| YouTube | https://youtube.com/@UnBarneyWikiOfficial |
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| Joined | 4 June 2021 |
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| Administrator | Not an admin, yet |
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| Bureaucrat | Also not a bureaucrat,yet |
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| Edit count | 815 |
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| Signature | ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!Click here to suck my dick!!! - - My Contribs - |
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I am the very model of a good Uncyclopedian,
My endless flows of witty prose alleviate your tedium,
But if you're here to blank and spam and vandalize this medium,
Well then, my friend, I'll have to get med'eval on your seat-ium! (Sorry 'bout that...)
He'll bury you in scorn and get med'eval on your seat-ium,
He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian!
I spend my nights on my PC and Mac a-typing on my articles,
And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles
Reporting blankers, spam and crap that smells like eggy farticles, (Oops, that one, too)
Hello bitches, my name is CoolKidz9001, and ima tell you a bit about me, or not.
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This user has Windows 11.
Their PC must have ridiculous power.
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user uses an iPhone and has no shame in displaying it on Uncyclopedia |
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WARNING: That is definitely a large cock. |
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18+ |
This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is. |
18+ |
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This user owns a pretty awesome lookin Sony PS Vita
they like it more than the 3DS… |
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This user thinks that the PS Vita is better than the 3DS because they might be lacking brains. |
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This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode. |
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This user plays a PS5 because Lady Luck favors them and they found one. |
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This user plays on a PS4 because they probably still can’t get their hands on a PS5. |
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This user plays on a PS3 and probably regrets ever buying one. |
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This user plays an Xbox Series X - either Lady Luck didn’t favour them enough to find a PS5, or they just prefer playing games on a Minifridge. |
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This user has gotten gud at any FromSoftware game |
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 9 months and 22 days. |
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This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the “new controller”. Probably. |
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This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. |
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This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy.
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This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
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