The CoolKidz army

As of March 29th, 2023 I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!

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CoolKidz9001
Semi-Active (college is basically KILLING my YT upload schedule, came home for Chirstmas)

— Uncyclopedian —
I am the one who knocks!
Name in real life	Elias Johonssan
Preferred pronoun	he/him
Nationality	Swedish/Spanish
Current location	Stockholm, Sweden
Languages	primarily English, Swedish
Gender	Man
Height	6'4"
Weight	174 Pounds
Hair	Blonde
Eyes	Blue
Handedness	both hands!
Sexuality	Average straight young adult
Alignment	neutral
Family and friends
Marital status	In a relationship
Siblings	1 sister
Pets	Minnow, a 4 year old Burmese cat
Education and employment
Primary school	Graduated!
Intermediate school	The same as the last one
High school	Exactly the same as last one
College	Stockholm University
Classes	Law
Contact info
Twitter	@Man44Finger
YouTube	https://youtube.com/channel/UCP5K2UxG3r8_n07duQT3tAw
Account statistics
Joined	4 June 2021
Administrator	Not an admin, yet
Bureaucrat	Also not a bureaucrat,yet
Edit count	794
Signature	~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!Click here to suck my dick!!! -  - My Contribs -

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I am the very model of a good Uncyclopedian,

My endless flows of witty prose alleviate your tedium, But if you're here to blank and spam and vandalize this medium, Well then, my friend, I'll have to get med'eval on your seat-ium! (Sorry 'bout that...)

He'll bury you in scorn and get med'eval on your seat-ium, He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian!

I spend my nights on my PC wait, Mac a-typing on my articles, And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles,

Reporting blankers, spam and crap that smells like eggy farticles, (Oops, that one, too)

Hello bitches, my name is CoolKidz9001, and ima tell you a bit about me!

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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user is a native speaker of Swedish.

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This user uses an iPhone and has no shame in displaying it on Uncyclopedia

WARNING: That is definitely a large cock.

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This user is a proud boy and wields a penis happy stick.

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This user is Swedish …and hates going to IKEA! (List of Swedish Uncyclopedians)

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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.

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This user is a highly established extended confirmed user.

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This user owns a pretty awesome lookin Sony PS Vita they like it more than the 3DS…

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This user thinks that the PS Vita is better than the 3DS because they might be lacking brains.

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This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.

This user plays a PS5 because lady luck favours them and they found one.

This user plays a PS4 because they probably still can’t get their hands on a PS5

This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.

This user plays an Xbox Series X – either Lady Luck didn’t favour them enough to find a PS5, or they just prefer playing games on a Minifridge

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user has gotten gud at any FromSoftware game

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 10 months and 20 days.

This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.

This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.

This user plays the Wii U – they probably couldn't afford the PS4 or Xbox One.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy.

This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.

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