User talk:67.218.18.234
Hey[edit source]
You've seemingly been copying & pasting articles straight from the mirror.uncyc-site. It's preferable to write original content rather than steal others work, hence I'm going to have to delete and undo your edits. Best regards, Zzz 
14:29, 9 October, 2016 (UTC)
VFD[edit source]
Please stop adding VFD templates to pages that aren’t up for VFD. It’s pointless, to say the least. MrX blow me 
15:50, 11 October 2020 (UTC)
- Sorry to bother you, but could you delete these pages?
- Barney Frank
- User talk:Family Guy Guy
- User:Joe9320/Princess Zelda
- Wand of Gamelon
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Again, please stop adding VFD templates to redirects. MrX blow me 17:41, 6 August 2021 (UTC)
- Sorry to bother you again, but could you please delete these pages?
- Barney the dinosaur
- Barney the Dinosaur
- The Queen
Create an account![edit source]
We'll have a name to call you by, you get special privileges and a 60-day advanced warranty for zombie attacks and falling grand pianos. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 20:50, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, 67.218.18.234, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Blocked[edit source]
You’ve been blocked for 3 days. I don’t know what exactly you’re trying to do here, but please read the guides in the message above, otherwise you’ll be blocked again, longer each time. MrX blow me 16:18, 15 September 2021 (UTC)
- Now a week. Stop adding the vfd template to pages that aren't on vfd, among other things... MrX blow me
17:36, 9 November 2021 (UTC)
November 2021[edit source]
Please stop your disruptive editing.
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Create an Account[edit source]
Do it, do it, do it!!! Please :) WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:29, 16 November 2021 (UTC)
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