Rolling your head on the keyboard

What does this have to do with anything? It dosn't even have the Shok value of looking at AAAAAAAAAA for the third time...

Shut up, dong! What'd be more unboring than to listen to and to roll your head on the keyboard!!11

Its you diong this:

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OH S***!

People try that!!! It Feels REALLY good on the neck!!!

nope lookin as some one else

Title

Do you think we should change the title to ghbyvfghuj5trrtyhujh or something similar? Just as long as the original title still links to it. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:03, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Nay, because then people would think it's just random piece of crap. Leave it. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:13, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Good point. You win. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:45, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Maybe we could distort the title a bit.--The4sword 01:53, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

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I've gotta try this...

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I rolled my head and THIS came up! XD

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Warnings

By rolling your head on the keyboard, you are likely to be attacked by Oscar Wilde, and AAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAA. Banging it is even worse, so says my mother, who always tells me to stop beating up handicapped children.

Don't hurt your keyboard, for Jay Leno's sake. Also, squid.

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you guys haven't tried it with CAPS LOCK on!!!

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i HAVE TO GET A PHOTO OF MY FACE NOW.

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Also, the following passage was typed with my nose and forehead. Close to the end I change to the popular "rolling head" format of prose. It is a snippet of the Oscar Wilde poem "LA BELLA DONNA DELLA MIA MENTE"

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How'd they put in section titles and images

if they were rolling their heads on the keyboard? --Kpmartin18 02:20, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Good question. How did a monkey on a typewriter write Hamlet? --YeOldeLuke 23:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

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GOD THAT WAS FUN! laptop style keyboard FTW sleepygamer 02:01, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

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I tried to write Rolling your head on the keyboard, rolling my head with the keyboard and gave me this

I rolled my head with the keyboard to write without looking on the screen to see what had been done. I was typing on windows notepad and when i fished this was on windows notepad (everything including the spaces that are after : symbol) : `1q45r 0o9 98ujhy65`1 g b6 908 n865tryu76 54we n0junh 6.

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h1LaЯ10u§ —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:53, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Fingering the face board

Leave it where it is, its funny and not stupid so leave it.

What the hell

is this shit?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:37, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

This article makes no sense

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I wanna suck Motoko Kusanagi's boobies (what the fuck?!?!) OGGoodKat (talk) 07:13, 8 November 2023 (UTC)