User:The4sword

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This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

User:Akrabbim/UBX/Ducky

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Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
This space for rent.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


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Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


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This user has been blocked
NO times.

#3FF227

Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


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MEH This user redefines lazy!
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Leave this user alone (s/he is lonely).

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NO This user doesn't care.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

hey! The above wasn't my fault!


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Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

NO This user doesn't care.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Gnome-speakernotes.svg This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


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JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user was brought to you by the letter R and the number 69.

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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly

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usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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