User:The4sword

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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This space for rent.
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This user raises their own chickenbox.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
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This user is the random erudite lawnmower that crystallized their pelvis inside of your teeth so you must impolitely subvocalise them with a bollocks.
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#0EE67D

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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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BS
This userpage is bullshit.
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The4sword's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user has been blocked
NO times.
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#0EE67D

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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user predicts a riot.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.
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The above wasn't my fault!
hey!
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This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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This user can drift and beat D.K.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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This user has been punished on the UnBestiary.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user is a magic ninja!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user was brought to you by the letters B, J and the number 1.3E7900.
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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.
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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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