User:The4sword
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♂ | This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
 | This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. |
 | This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to. |
 | This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. |
 | This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
 | This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
| See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. |
| No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See? |
| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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 | This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |  |
ubx– crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. |
Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
— | This space for rent. |
 | This user raises their own chickenbox. |
Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on their page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
RENT | This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
 | This user supports the giving away of free iPods. |
[insert content here] | This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. |
 | This user is the random bloody padlock that analyzed their head inside of your diet pills so you must merely construct them with a cauldron. |
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 | This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. |
| This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. |
 | This user can see what you don't! |
Sense | This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
 | This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head |
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 | This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism |
 | This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American! |
 | This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. |
 | This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
 | This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
 | This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
 | This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon. |
 | The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
 | This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
 | This user loves Maddox. Hello! I am some text that has not been filled out yet. Please fill me out, baby. |
 | This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid. |
 | This user is a Net Authority Violator |
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 | This user loves pi |
 | Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
simp | This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage! |
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usbx | This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! | No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
 | This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
IP | The4sword's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
 | This user has been blocked NO times. |
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 | This user seriously needs to calm down. |
[ insert content here ] | This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
 | This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
| This article has been intentionally left blank Except for this message box claiming blankness Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid fuck. |
 | This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
 | This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! |
 | This user fears the clowns. |
 | This user is a Mad Scientist. |
 | This user is not and has never been Napoleon Bonaparte. |
 | This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
 | THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
 | This user will give you a seizure. |
 | This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
 | Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact. |
 | This user is a geek. |
 | This user is cooler than you. |
ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
 | This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
 | This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
 | This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. |
 | This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
 | So why'd this user want stars in their eyes? |
 | This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
NO | This user doesn't care. |
 | This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse. |
hey! | The above wasn't my fault! |
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 | This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed. |
 | This user can drift and beat D.K. |
 | This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
 | This user's head A SPLODE. |
| This user's head A SPLODE. |
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ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
 | This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
 | This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls. |
 | This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
 | This user has eye beams. |
| bu-1 | This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot. |
| typo-X | This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers. |
| typo-G | This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo. |
MS N | This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. |
 | This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
 | This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies |
 | This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now. |
| This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary. |
NO | This user doesn't care. |
This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
 | This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends. |
 | This user likes to eat anything orange. |
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. |
| This user will give you a seizure. |
| This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
 | This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! |
 | This userbox is for people who know. If you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
 | This user is a toilet. When the going gets tough, they know how to flush. |
 | This user is a magic ninja! |
 | THIS IS SPARTA! |
 | This user was brought to you by the letters J, K and the number 7+2i. |
 | This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs! |
 | This user is not The Thinkerer. |
usbx | This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! | No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. |
1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
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