User:The4sword

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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

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Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This space for rent.
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox. Chickenbox2.0.png
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods. Euroipods1.jpg
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]
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Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't! Crystalball.png
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head Bushfire.jpg
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Tx25giffA.gif This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. LeprechaunMoon.png
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. Straight.jpg
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. Guitar-22px.jpg
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Transformerlogo.JPG This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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Blackknight.png The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. Blackknight.png
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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NAV dark.gif This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage! simp


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usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
IP The4sword's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
NO times.
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#DF44D4

Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. Hummingruby.jpg
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! Kraspin.gif
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns. Clown chili peppers.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. Cowbell2.gif
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here. Face-surprise.svg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. Myfisto.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Musicalnote.gif Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, this user knows that Major Tom is a junkie. Musicalnote.gif
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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NO This user doesn't care. NO
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.
hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!
Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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Blue-supra-1.jpg This user can drift and beat D.K. Blue-supra-1.jpg
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Bjorkbeams.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot. bu-1
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers. typo-X
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. [[::category:User Typo|This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo]]. typo-G
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. MS-N
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

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NO This user doesn't care. NO
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA
Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Oranges.png This user likes to eat anything orange. Oranges.png
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. Jsbach-bass.jpg
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. Guitar-22px.jpg
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! Gnome-speakernotes.png
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA! FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
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This user was brought to you by the letter Z and the number 3.1415926535879732384626433832795028841972.

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You are not Thinkerer.JPG This user is not The Thinkerer. You are not Thinkerer.JPG
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
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