User:Rruelas

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usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	Usb! No, really! Usb!	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	This user's IQ is over 108.	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A hard disk is good to find. Help!
This user is a geek.
This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …
No user serviceable parts inside.	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
— This space for rent. —	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.	This user is the random straight Aspergers that modeled their left buttock inside of your magmas so you must virtually rape them with a horse.
This user can see what you don't!	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21
This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	sub subliminal! sub	This user denounces BENSON.
This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.	NO This user doesn't care. NO	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
This user is an adventurer.	This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)	This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders) PIELAND	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA	This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.	This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	This user is a complete, irredeemable cutting board. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and anglicanize at a temple.
no cowbell This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper! no cowbell	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ?
This user was brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 1337.	THIS IS SPARTA!	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+	This user's head A SPLODE.
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.