User:Willy on wheels/Boner Conduction

Boner conduction is the conduction made by a girl slowly wanking you off and saying ooh ahh ohh, allowing the hearer to perceive audio content while getting horny. Boner conduction occurs constantly as sound waves vibrate from her hand to your penis, specifically the boner in your pants, although it is hard for the average individual to distinguish sound being conveyed through your penis vs the sound of her jacking your shaft, as your too busy focusing on the girls naked body.

Intentional ejaculation from being jacked off through your boner can be achieved with individuals with any penis.

Having a Boner generally conveys your a horny little fuck having a subtle nut.

Overview

Boner conduction is one reason why a person's dick turns from Soft to Hard, when it is shown to one or more girls, played with, put on the tit, laid on the ass, stuck on a foot or popped in an armpit, the guy generally obtains ejaculation. Because the girls hand or other body part conducts a sort of sexual freakquency, hotter than porn, people perceive their own penis to be large and more rounded than others do, and as mentioned several times before a girl is jacking you off.

Musicians may use boner conduction while on stage or off stage and even while playing stringed instruments. After the cock starts vibrating, placing it in a different spot on the female whether the mouth, the ass, the boob, or the central jizzness district while she poses up as a maid, fully naked or even dresses up as a wright brother ensures that one continues to stay hard via boner conduction, and both hands are free to do the tuning. Ludwig van Beethoven was famously rumored to be using boner conduction in a gay relationship with a classical music youth after ludwig lost most of his hearing, by placing his penis in the youths mouth and then in the rim of his ass, he then slapped the boy around for not learning proper finger to penis rub ratio and not adhering to his proposed g string arrangement but hey this was the 1600s who cares what sexual relationship you have, most were having all types of non heterosexual sex but did chopins grizzly bear ever tell anyone? i think not.

Hearing Aids

The vibrational dick to pregnancy ratio is a map that indicates the likeliness of getting aids on a scale of 1 to 12 with 1 being "as virgin as saturns rings" to 12 "swung more then a swingset".

Likewise, a microphone can be used to record spoken sounds via boner conduction. The first description, in 1923, of a exotic african americans boner conduction was Hugo birdback's "cocksophone" he trekked deep into the jungles of the many tribes of native america and went up to a native and dacked him, punched him in the dick and took a photo using his cocksophone, according to Hugos map it was a solid 3.

The dick to pregnant ratio

1. "as Virgin as Saturns rings"

2. "Might one day have sex but damn they ugly"

3. "ambush an African american and punch him in the dick"

4. "Possibly might have aids might not"

5. "Looks like they might have aids"

6. "They like popular music so therefore its a high chance they have aids"

7. "They Definetly have aids"

8. "Im watching them have sex right now and one of them isnt white so yes they now have aids"

9. "Oh god"

10. "They are a known hoe"

11. "Ive just raped them"

12. "Swung more then a swingset"

See Also

• Weeb test
• Erection
• Pop goes the weasel