User talk:12.234.216.123
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- I shoot lightning out of my eyes and turn you into dust. 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:21, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- K? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:23, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- That is the 11th letter of the English Language Alphabet. What a smart cookie you are! 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:24, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Thanks for the random bits of trivia, but I cannot understand what the hell you're talking about. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:28, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Since when was I talking about anything? 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:33, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Given that you are currently using a talk page, I made a reasonable assumption that you are talking on it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:47, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Exactly. Go write an UnNews article about Russia's Atlantic Pipeline and how it's currently leaking. 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:52, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- And why do I need to write that? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:27, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Exactly. Go write an UnNews article about Russia's Atlantic Pipeline and how it's currently leaking. 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:52, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Given that you are currently using a talk page, I made a reasonable assumption that you are talking on it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:47, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Since when was I talking about anything? 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:33, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- Thanks for the random bits of trivia, but I cannot understand what the hell you're talking about. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:28, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- That is the 11th letter of the English Language Alphabet. What a smart cookie you are! 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:24, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- There's no proof, send an image of you doing that along with your IP address and your credit card information
taxworm / talk 13:25, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- My mommy says that I'm not old enough to have a credit card yet. Also, what's an IP Address? 12.234.216.123 (talk) 22:59, 10 October 2022 (UTC)
- I'm sort of wondering if you're a troll. Also, I have no interest in explaining what an IP address is to you, you can figure it out yourself, just go and DuckDuckGo it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:47, 15 October 2022 (UTC)
- My mommy says that I'm not old enough to have a credit card yet. Also, what's an IP Address? 12.234.216.123 (talk) 22:59, 10 October 2022 (UTC)
- K? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:23, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
What colour is my underwear?[edit source]
ANSWER CORRECTLY OR YOU DIE!
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Crocotta1 02:23, 11 October 2022 (UTC)
- Crocotta1, killing me is risky. You might die in the process. I wouldn't sit and beg for mercy. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:45, 15 October 2022 (UTC)
- INCORRECT—
Crocotta1 12:56, 15 October 2022 (UTC)
- Crocotta1, okay, have fun trying to kill me. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:55, 15 October 2022 (UTC)
- Good god, no. 12.234.216.123 (talk) 23:20, 17 October 2022 (UTC)
- Crocotta1, okay, have fun trying to kill me. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:55, 15 October 2022 (UTC)
- INCORRECT—
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