Hi! Your internet sucks.

Our internet policing system has determined that your connection is being sabotaged by a Linksys router, and as a result sucks.

Linksys devices are repeat offenders, guilty of packet loss, phantom disconnects, and claiming they are "working as intended."

Closing this popup will not improve performance. Did we say closing? Due to an error with your Linksys router, you cannot close this popup. Please go buy a new router, you cheap bastard.