192.168.1.1

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Hi! Your internet sucks.

Our internet policing system has determined that your connection is being sabotaged by a Linksys router, and as a result, sucks.

Linksys devices are repeat offenders, guilty of packet loss, phantom disconnects, and claiming they are "working as intended."

Closing this popup will not improve performance. Did we say closing? Due to an error with your Linksys router, you cannot close this popup. Please go buy a new router, you cheap bastard.

01/19/2000 03:12:41 SYS Boot sequence start
01/19/2000 03:12:42 SYS Initializing hardware...
01/19/2000 03:12:43 SYS CPU OK, RAM 16384 KB
01/19/2000 03:12:44 SYS Flash checksum OK
01/19/2000 03:12:45 SYS Loading firmware v1.02b
01/19/2000 03:12:47 SYS Initializing Ethernet Controller
01/19/2000 03:12:48 SYS Initializing WAN Interface
01/19/2000 03:12:50 SYS Starting TCP/IP stack
01/19/2000 03:12:51 DHCP Sending DHCP DISCOVER
01/19/2000 03:12:53 DHCP No response, retrying
01/19/2000 03:12:55 DHCP No response, retrying
01/19/2000 03:12:57 PPP Opening LCP connection
01/19/2000 03:12:59 PPP LCP timeout
01/19/2000 03:13:01 WAN Link Down
01/19/2000 03:13:03 WAN Link Up 10Mbps Half Duplex
01/19/2000 03:13:04 DHCP Sending DHCP DISCOVER
01/19/2000 03:13:06 DHCP Received OFFER from 24.17.203.1
01/19/2000 03:13:07 DHCP Requesting IP address 24.17.88.142
01/19/2000 03:13:08 DHCP Lease granted, 3600 seconds

01/19/2000 03:13:12 NAT Table full, dropping packet
01/19/2000 03:13:14 WAN CRC error
01/19/2000 03:13:15 WAN CRC error
01/19/2000 03:13:17 WAN Excessive collisions detected
01/19/2000 03:13:18 SYS Warning: buffer allocation failed
01/19/2000 03:13:19 SYS Memory pool low (512 bytes free)
01/19/2000 03:13:20 NAT Failed to create mapping
01/19/2000 03:13:22 TCP Retransmission limit reached
01/19/2000 03:13:23 WAN Link Down

01/19/2000 03:13:27 SYS Attempting interface reset
01/19/2000 03:13:28 WAN Link Up 10Mbps Half Duplex
01/19/2000 03:13:30 DHCP Renewing lease
01/19/2000 03:13:33 DHCP Renewal failed

01/19/2000 03:13:36 SYS Fatal error: heap corruption detected
01/19/2000 03:13:37 SYS Rebooting system...

01/19/2000 03:13:41 SYS Boot sequence start
01/19/2000 03:13:42 SYS Flash checksum ERROR
01/19/2000 03:13:43 SYS Loading backup firmware v1.00
01/19/2000 03:13:45 SYS Initializing hardware...
01/19/2000 03:13:47 WAN PHY not responding
01/19/2000 03:13:48 SYS Warning: NVRAM read failed, using defaults
01/19/2000 03:13:50 DHCP Sending DHCP DISCOVER
01/19/2000 03:13:52 DHCP No response, retrying
01/19/2000 03:13:55 SYS Watchdog timeout
01/19/2000 03:13:55 SYS System halted