Impractical Jokers

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The Impractical Jokers in 2017, at the annual Criminals Convention. (From left to right: Murr, Joe, Q, and Sal)

Impractical Jokers is the nickname to an American gang "The Tenderloins" starring 4 dangerous gang-members. From Staten Island, New York. They were also known biblically as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, before changing their ways and becoming gang members.

Members[edit | edit source]

Brian "Q" Quinn[edit | edit source]

Brian Quinn is the brains of the operation. Due to him being a former firefighter, he would know his way around a location.

Them in their biblical form. (from left to right: Murr, Joe, Q, and Sal)

Q (War) in the Bible:[edit | edit source]

Q in the bible just so happens to be a man who would bring war. A man ready to slaughter. Q was known to ride a red horse, a man who might represent civil war, but now Q is just the civil.

Joe Gatto[edit | edit source]

Joe "Famine" Gatto, is the surveillance of the gang, making sure no one would get in. In case if something goes wrong, he would say the code word "LARRY!", this has helped the Jokers in many cases.

Joe (Famine) in the Bible:[edit | edit source]

Joe was the one to weigh in the bible, and also had weights for some reason. He was the one who was ready to starve an entire nation. But after that, he ate that food giving him the belly he has now.

Sal Vulcano[edit | edit source]

A photo I snagged of the IJ getaway van.

Sal Vulcano is the getaway driver of a white van (or "that van used by creepy old guys to molest children"). He got this, because he would complain about "not knowing how to rob a bank".

Sal (Conquest) in the Bible:[edit | edit source]

Sal back before was a man ready to steal a nation to make him is own, not afraid of anyone. Now he is afraid of nearly everything.

James "Murr" Murray[edit | edit source]

James Murray is the accomplice, or second-hand man, of the operation. He is known for getting supplies for the crime, in case of emergencies.

Photo of Murr coming out of his mom's vag.

Murr (Death) in the Bible:[edit | edit source]

Murr before is life as ferret, he was the skeleton of death. Ready to kill a man with his hands. Now he just bald.

Notable Heists[edit | edit source]

Stealing the Crown Jewels[edit | edit source]

In this heist, nicknamed "Mission: Uncomfortable", the guys successfully stole the crown jewels. All that they did was punch the glass and ran.