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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

Score:+11 tricked out flying bicycles
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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 04:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment, this is a "for", apparently. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment this is an "abstain". Isn't english fun? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
  • баярлуулах євєрмєц энэ дїрслэл --General Insineratehymn 03:03, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment. You want to put your what in my where? How rude! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Actually, it was a for vote. I changed the score when I posted a comment. --General Insineratehymn 00:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
Right, but that means somebody has to look through the history to find the diff that verifies that it actually is a For, like Modus did above. I count the votes each time I feature something - I don't just go by the score in the image template, because people don't always remember to change it. —rc (t) 04:44, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
/me leaves room in a huff. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:38, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

How Admins see Uncyclopedia

Score:+11 Subliminal Messages
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How Admins see Uncyclopedia

""After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..."

Image credit: Isra1337
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Featuredrc (t) 04:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomandfor - this deserves featuring. It really does. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For What picture? That looks a window, with recent changes and the deletion log on the otherside to me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:46, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Thassa goodun. RabbiTechno 16:34, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. /rolls eyes at subliminal outing ~Jewriken.GIF 16:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This did terrible the last time it appeared here (or, that may have been a dream. I was totally Neo. "Whoah!". See?), but it appeals to the nerd in me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:27, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I just moused over the links in the caption. Very good. Very good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:22, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I uploaded a version correcting the speckly patch on the left-hand side, which severely detracted from the pic in my view. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:06, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Alksub's retouch helps. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:59, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For As it not suck and to be on main page. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:02, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 18:11, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuck, yeah! FOR! --Imperator█Dark_ApostropheThe Memory Hole 00:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)


Score:+10 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC
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Young Faced Boobs

Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

Image credit: MoneySign
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Featuredrc (t) 05:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For, I remember when I first saw this during an old PLS, and laughed for about a week. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He told me (and the rest of the channel) to. (<MoneySign> My Breastfeeding image on VFP!! VOTE FOR!; <MoneySign> FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!) Dark Apostrophe Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 13:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Nuckinfutz.... But where's the cig??? =P --Electrostatic 13:56, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Angst. Argh! Nightmares! -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:38, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I remember writing in PLS, then checking out the competition...this one scared my hair white. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:18, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • AAAAA+++ WOULD VOTE FOR AGAIN--ynnaD 15:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Soo... does it feed on babies then? --AAA! (AAAA) 15:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
I guess not, but seems good for french kissing. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • No!' Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • O__________O. Nicely done image, but if this goes on the front page I'm afraid we may lose everyone over the age of 30 and under 15. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
It's not profanity, it's obscenity. Rad (Holla!) 13:28, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig thats pretty crazy.. and I LIKE IT! --THINKER 08:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 21:04, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It scares me. --Kelpan 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)|
    You know what scares me? People voting on things that are already featured. Ooo! My skin is crawling, just thinking about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
    Well it didn't upset me until it was featured. Can't you unfeature it? --Kelpan 20:20, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
    The wayback machine is in the shop. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:26, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Score:+8.5 Sauerkraut Garni
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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 05:49, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Ben Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Score:+12 MCs bustin' rhymes
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Benjamin Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 04:03, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Grue vs. Grue

Score:+19 vs. -7
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Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

Image credit: Sliferjam
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Featuredrc (t) 02:45, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment Does anyone get the feeling that this pictures not original? Ive seen those dolls before, I wonder if this image is completely original -- 19:07, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • against - every time you flog an old meme, god kills a kitten. please think of the kittens. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Lol.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Aww. But kittens taste better when zapped by God. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 23:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Best Grue related thing ever. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'm tired of grues too. But this one is great.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I can see the tagline now: Who is more likely to be eaten by a Grue? --Blah Blah Blah 15:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR AVP grues!!! yay!!! Jedibob5 16:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Um... is it just me, or have grues become the new "you have two cows"? It's just as popular and certainly just as unfunny. The Humbled Master 18:33, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • On the one hand, it's grues... but on the other hand, it is a very nice potatochop. So For. --Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 17:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR I'd prefer cookies over buttsecks any day. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 17:43, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 22:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Stupid memes are stupid memes. —rc (t) 02:25, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Grues may be everywhere but that doesn't stop this from being a good image. -- Pigeon 14:02, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's funny, live with it. This makes 18 votes "for" so let's just FRIGGIN FEATURE IT ALREADY! --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~16:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - The Llama Llover!!! 16:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Grues are hardly a cliche, there are only two featured articles on grues, and one image. Compare that to the number of iPod related features we have, and it doesn't even scratch the surface. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Follow Me?

Score:+9 misguided sheep
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Follow Me?

Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

Image credit: Rei
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Featuredrc (t) 04:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom & For Another classic depiction of the man from Nazareth. The Humbled Master 01:01, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Gave me a laugh. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:33, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, the words are lacking in sameness. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:35, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - You know, ZB, some images on Uncyc that have text are actually good and feature worthy. Just more than half of them are crap. This image, however, is the former. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:11, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
If you will go and read my vote summary, you will notice the word "sameness". "sameness" is my comment on the fact that the two words are diffrent shades, which ruins the image for me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
May I upload a corrected version? --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Ask Rei. It's his image, kinda. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Maybe I'm just a sick bastard that is going to Hell, but I think it'd be funnier if he "followers" weren't listening to him at all, rather than him misleading them.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Or if they listened to some of what he apparently said, while ignoring the rest, to advance their own agenda...which is probably tough to do in a one-panel pic. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Mine was easier. ;p--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Long Neck Killer

Score:+6.5 giraffes running you the fuck down
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Long Neck Killer

This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featuredrc (t) 06:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

It can't be a vote, he's already voted "Ganst", so I assume that it is a comment. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Also comment. Am I the only person who hates it when peoples Usernames aren't in their sigs? Or when they have more than one sig, none of which contain their usernames? Am I alone here? Why are my feet so cold? Where did I leave my car keys? <emoticon of /me going a little crazy> --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For...this is the most disgusting African thing I've seen since Idi Amin chompin' on his son's heart--Shandon 18:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Kafka's Metamorphosis

Score:+9 pointless novels
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Kafka's Metamorphosis

Franz Kafka started his career as a newspaper cartoonist, before being sued by Gary Larson in the court of his own mind

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 08:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

discussion moved to The Castle
  • Against. It's just that the picture isn't all that funny without the text. --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 15:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The summery of the novel is brilliant. And the idea of such a work made into a cartoon it's funny to me.-Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
discussion moved to The Castle
  • Comment not quit getting it although I did hear a references to Kafka in venture bros as the doctor turned into a caterpillar I still don't entirely get the joke. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif
discussion moved to The Castle
  • For I meant to vote for this ages ago but er, yeah. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:57, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - A lot of people (including myself) won't get this. Ninja star 05:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Franz Kafka! --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because its funny as hell and I hated the story! --Parinoid 10:11, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For this. Tough choice though. This seems to be more work and have more of a point than the time travel war pic. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig. Kafkaesque... you know how to use the word. :) --THINKER 23:36, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Gary Larson style funny. :) --Math Poet 01:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Score:+8.5 invaders
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Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 05:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Don't apologize to me! I just made it. Katie nommed it, apologize to her. There are about 500 other images I've made that'll never be featured, so Against away, my friend! =) Rad (Holla!) 15:51, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Ave Caesar! Ikabus approvus! Ikabu 03:40, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- 17:35, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Did I vote for this yet? No? Well, in that case, For!--T.K.F. 22:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

Score:+21 huffed kittens
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Falstrops Kitten Huffing

Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

Image credit: Sannse
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Featuredrc (t) 08:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Heh, in that case, just forget about it. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:15, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

1up Soda

Score:+15 up
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1up Soda

Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda.

Image credit: CartoonDiablo
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Featuredrc (t) 08:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

  • self nom and for ---- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif
  • for --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:26, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Did you mean to say ir, or is that a typo?The Jeff Killer 02:03, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against on the grounds of textual humor on an image. ~ Tophatsig.png 02:33, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - Not that funny, and Mario isn't potatochopped that good. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:37, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Changing to for - Mario is now potatochopped better, and is in a better spot. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:00, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

*Against revenge vote Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment. I think that's a good idea. Mario's image helps with the concept, but hurts the image quality.

<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

If it was me, and if I thought mario was needed, I'd make him the same colour as the can.. because let's face it. Maximum profit right? (more colours takes longer and is more expensive to mass produce) —Braydie 22:19, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
That's a good indication otherwise that i pulled the quote from my memory and not a search engine. I knew what it meant; spelling is a bit less imporant.
Hmmm... still not using the word correctly. So, yes, spelling is less important than the fact that you still don't seem to know what nepotism actually is. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:05, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For-TKF 19:09, 1 April 2007 (UT
  • For Because I don't give a flying feline whether there's text in an image or not. Blah technicalities. For For For!Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Mario is currently in a bad spot. Move him to that empty place just next to the bottom of the one. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:28, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For easily CartoonDiablo's best image. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:19, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I forgot to vote when I commented D: —Braydie 21:07, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • comment hey guys thanks for the support I've been sick with the flu (and still am) so for voting let's count all Very... And Strong... as + or - 1.5 -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif
  • For - probably CD's best work to date. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Added as per request for votes on IRC. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 18:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Viva La Mario! Ikabu 08:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Feature this already!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Hilarious!Ninja star 03:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru's Paintjob

Score:+9 scaffolds
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Uluru Paintjob

Each year, Uluru's paint is refreshed to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featuredrc (t) 07:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Rock Gods

Score:+14.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock
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Rock Gods

Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featuredrc (t) 08:01, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

La Trahison des Images

Score:Ceci n'est pas +12.5 votes
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La Trahison des Images

This is NOT a potato. René Magritte's homage to Uncyclopedia.

Image credit: sannse
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Featuredrc (t) 05:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and Fish. Surreally silly image and a work of art. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Fish I just wish I'd thought of it first...{{RabbiTechno 13:56, 19 March 2007 (UTC)}}
  • Ceci n'est pas une vote FOR Rad (Holla!) 13:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Unclear vote. —rc (t) 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. No, and why are people writing "leci"? Ceci, perhaps? You's french is more badder than mine english. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:15, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
And in one fell swoop, I make people wonder what the deuce you're talking about...=P Rad (Holla!) 12:55, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Yes, you did. You mad beautiful bastard. Editing history like that. I'd be outraged if I wasn't so...whatever it is that I am right now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Changing to Abstain. Yes, I'm an uncultured boor. This with Wilde and a potato might work better. Or not. One of those. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For and for the record, the original René Magritte painting is my favorite painting of all time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:05, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Oui, s'il vous plait. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:41, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:52, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  • ehhhhhh Je ne aime pas le image, cest unfunny ---- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif
  • Ano JÁ pocházet z jeden neobvyklý kraj než tebe. --General Insineratehymn 13:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Unclear vote, I'm not going to research other languages in order to run VFP. —rc (t) 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
FU DIE -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:52, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Death threats! And for. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 15:57, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Oui. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:01, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I like it.<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:42, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Death of Porchesia

Score:+10 "non-existent" countries
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The Porchesian Holocaust

It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured I used the vote counts from last night because I didn't have time to change the feature then. (Actually I think I was two days behind, but let's not split hairs...) —rc (t) 09:26, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

  • N+F. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Great picture, it might need a clearer caption for those less aquainted with the massacre.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:02, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I think this may qualify as too niche; a Googling only comes up with 395 hits. In comparison I Googled, totally at random, "modusoperandi" and got 128,000 hits. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:53, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - What the hell's that supposed to prove? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:34, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
      Comment. Um, that it makes niche look not niche, by comparison. Plus it gave me an excuse to say "Googling".--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against WTF? --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 01:21, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I love the image, and that Wikipedia link makes things even better. --AAA! (AAAA)
  • Weak For - It would be funnier if the Wikistar was blasting some vain DJ loser from L.A. who thinks he/she is noteworthy. --AmericanBastard 03:49, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:39, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against simply too obtuse. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 01:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's an image of Wikipedia blowing up Earth even if you don't know what Porchesia is. That's good enough for me. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 00:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against The Porchesia joke doesn't stand on its own, and there are so many death star pics lying around already. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. We're supposed to be satirizing Wikipedia, aren't we?--Procopius 16:27, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --EMC [TALK] 16:58, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Great potential, but the Porchesia thing pretty much ruins it. No one will get it, and it's just plain weird. Jedibob5 03:04, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Poor Porchesians! Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 19:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Doubleplusfor -- Dark Apostrophe Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 20:31, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Forchesia Rad (Holla!) 14:01, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Sexual Predator

Score:+14 Fellatio-related accidents
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Sexual Predator

"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 08:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I'm sorry, but I really couldn't help myself. SN+F. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 10:10, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I despise puns but I love predator. I think it's the mandibles.... Also, this is a well-executed pun, a tad unexpected... and mandibles. --KATIE!! 10:11, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. But perhaps you could make she more predator-like with that fishnet outfit, yellowish skin and black nails. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 10:23, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I don't get it! -- sannse (talk) 10:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Puns are evil if misused (while the unexpected pun can be funny, the obvious one...not so much). --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:20, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For and this time it's rather honest maybe! --Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 15:35, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For! --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Cazador means hunter; demon is demonio. I'm not votin' for someone who can't even use the right words. And what's with the hand on her/it's shoulder?--The Jeff Killer 22:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Thanks for your vote, the hand actually looks like that on the original image, something to do with the lighting. I know that cazador means hunter (I also know that THAT was the original name that they were going to use before they settled on Predator) but if you look on, for example, the Wikipedia article on the film you'll see that that is the translation that they used. So there! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Really?. Still a silly reason to vote against.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:18, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Not Pink Elephants

Score:+12 Pink Elephants
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Not Pink Elephants

One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featuredrc (t) 05:13, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Seeing pink elephants is a traditional sign of intoxication.--Procopius 15:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Sockpuppet of CartoonDiablo -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

UnUsual Suspects

Score:+12 Jars of Honey
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"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Image credit: Mhaille
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FeaturedBraydie 00:34, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Pseudo Iconography

Score:+9 red string bangles sold
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Pseudo Iconography

Unlike many of today's New Age religions Artificial Pseudoscientology maintains a strong focus on iconography as seen is this 14th Century piece entitled "Madonna and Child".

Image credit: Mhaille
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FeaturedBraydie 01:03, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment - check out the accompanying article. 'Tis a reference to celebrity cults like Church of Kaballah and Scientology, with two notable practioners. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thank you for explaining it to me, but that doesn't change my vote --GAMESPOT=666 03:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Madonna, before the artist came around, referred to the Virgin Mary. Also, the newer Madonna is a religious wacko. R 16:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Love it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:30, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:34, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against so tired of the theme, but cool shop job --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 04:08, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Agree with above --Mulehunter 10:25, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is good work, and it should be judged on its merits, not whether or not people think that a trend is no longer trendy. If all the people who voted against images tried to create images of this calibre they'd have more apprciation for the time and effort that goes into creating them. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Same reason I took a piss on the Jarhead pic. Clever allusion, single angle/objective (madonna=mary), great picture crafting. Just didn't crack me up. Maybe if her eyes were bleeding makeup or something... something like that... might churn my ecclesiastic sense of offensive humor. --AmericanBastard 00:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment:That would be, like, awful. BTW you're missing the Child/Britney angle that is also referenced in the accompanying article. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:15, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 12:41, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Good enough for me. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Blah Blah Blah 21:21, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, nicely done -- sannse (talk) 10:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Madonna is finally decent... huh yeah therily Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk
  • For Maybe make the baby black ~ Kakun · talk 18:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment - Yeah...might have been topical. But if you look carefully the baby is actually Britney Spears. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. Took me longer than I'll admit to catch it, but that's partly because of how well done it is. --Anyone 19:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yet another bizarre case of something being too well-done not doing well at VFP. A suggestion, and you can take it or leave it, is to make the fact that it's Spears a little more obvious via the caption. It's a key element to the joke, and is hard to catch from the picture itself. Excellent work, however.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:02, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For My last, single, inspiring edit before leaving to ski is to vote for Mhaille's image. Mhaille, wherever you are, if you don't mention this single inspiring vote in part of your whoring, then I will do absolutely nothing (I'm not here right now, anyway. Sh.) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This is a really nice icon picture! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Jedibob5 03:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Againt. It's well done, but making Madonna into a.... well... a madonna, it's not very witty.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:15, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --AAA! (AAAA) 02:54, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, but the child should be black. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment: You know I did think of that at first, but in the context of the accompanying article it had to be Britney Spears. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment and, eventually, a vote that Mhaille won't like but he'll get revenge by letting the air out of my tires. Or tyres. Maybe both.. That's it! It's a 'chop that works in context with its article. Standalone, it's not grabbing me. *Against.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:51, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Angry God

Score:+10 Holes In The Ocean
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Angry God

God is pissed.

Image credit: Tripod2282
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FeaturedBraydie 00:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The Road Not Taken

Score:+11 dead ends
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The Road Not Taken

Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

Image credit: Gneomi
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FeaturedBraydie 01:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

  • SNF - Take this road instead. It's gneomI 00:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Make the arrow in the center bigger (like a regular road sign) and consider this a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Considerate Done sir! A bit too big? It's gneomI 03:11, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Uhh, I meant pointing the other way (to the right). --AAA! (AAAA) 03:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
LOL, ZB and Rad want it to the left while AAA wants it to the right. What should I do now??? It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh wait, now I get it... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:10, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against WOT THE HELL! There are two ways! Why does it say "One way"! Plus, the joke doesn't work without the text and a whole bunch of other stuff about the decline of VFP. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:25, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
No need to scream, Sir. Also, thankfully we use caption on Uncyclopedia, and every featured picture has a caption. It's gneomI 03:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
First off, the caption is not why it is featured. Also, that doesn't explain a thing... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For With the new "One Way" sign this acctaully made me chuckle. Good old Canadian poetry... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Could use some darkening though. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
I've darkened (is that a word?) that. Hopefully it's enough. - Cheers -- It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
'tis good now dear lad. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:04, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I know you've worked hard on this one. You have my vote, sir. R 04:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For literary references (even if it is Frost, blech. The Pulitzer prize is totally a popularity contest).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

For. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Piglet's Mugshot

Score:+13 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial
Featured picture candidate
Piglet's Mugshot

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 07:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

  • SN+F. I saw how much fun Zombiebaron had nominating his poo picture, so I'm nom'ing my Pooh picture. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Brilliant. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
discussion moved to Piglet's house
Conditional comment. I tried. I really did. But, if anything, it made it too funny. I can't be responsible for that. I'm just one man!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Definite FOR Very good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This picture is funny.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:16, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. There are some serious execution issues with this otherwise good image. R 03:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Execution problems fixed. NOW it's funny. =P R 13:02, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:20, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's good, although I think the lettering could use a bit more blurring to fit in with the rest of the image. —rc (t) 05:54, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Done. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:09, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Hm, now I'm thinking the numbers could be arranged in a slightly more aesthetically pleasing way. And it could use some plaid. Somewhere. —rc (t) 06:17, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 12:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:35, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Blah Blah Blah 07:10, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For. The picture is alright, but it's the caption that makes it good. Don't quit your day job Modus. (your day job being writing) --Anyone 19:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Thank you for the picture of me! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:11, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Doesn't look like piglet at all.Isn't he supposed to be pink? Jedibob5 03:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Um... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AH! For! Had I not voted? I thought I voted, like, third. Right after AAA!. Oh well. Anyway, I have fond memories of Pooh Bear from my own childhood... which, unlike most of your own childhoods, was two weeks ago. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Popup Blocked

Score:+17 Popups blocked
Featured picture candidate
Popup Blocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah
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Featuredrc (t) 07:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Self nom and For It's an actual screenshot, but it is original. I made the Javascript code to produce the popup, and then took a screenshot of it. Blah Blah Blah 14:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, despite making me giggle a little. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, despite making Squiggle giggle a little. (Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle. Say it with me).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
For ...got a security update from Microsoft. New feature: random crashes. Hurrah! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - two people here laughed out loud the moment they saw it - David Gerard 22:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional For - Make it more clearer (I suggest PNG) and this will be a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
    • For - Now that quality is better. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Just increase the resolution and I think you have a winner. --General Insineratehymn 22:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, though I'm with the two dudes ahead of me.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:41, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Updated it to a PNG (I actually had to redo the entire process and make a new screenshot, because I couldn't find the old file). Blah Blah Blah 23:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Text-based jokes (which I don't get). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. What good is a popup blocker that pops up to tell you when it blocks a popup? That's why it's funny. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC)


Score:Drop Maggot and give me +15
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A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

Image credit: One-eyed_Jack
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Featuredrc (t) 07:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

  • THIS is my rifle, this is my gun...I mean FOR. FOR, SIR! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 11:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR!!! --General Insineratehymn 12:18, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't get it. - Sikon 12:19, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
    • What do you mean you don't get it? He has a jar for a head! --General Insineratehymn 12:26, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
      • THAT I get, but I don't find it funny. - Sikon 12:38, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
        • Its a reference to both the film of the same name, AND the nickname of the US Marine's (due either to their distinctive hairstyle, or emptyheadedness, depending on whom you speak to). -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. Sikon's comment seems to typify responses to Jarhead -- some think it's funny, perhaps because it is so obvious; other's think it is not funny, perhaps because it is so obvious. ----OEJ 15:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:50, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Jarhead was one of my first articles, and recently I saw that someone had replaced my crap image with this one, and I though "This is bloody amazing, I should thank them". Well, consider this both a thank you, as a support. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:22, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

For-The Jar fits nicely where it should be, and it looks great. Love the pun.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 16:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Against Same humor as the madonna picture below, almost... A one angle joke. The "jarhead" pun actually derives from the helmet if you wan't to get testically about it. Good picture-crafting on the plus side. Trying to think how this could make me laugh... Pickled Infantry? --AmericanBastard 17:20, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • SIR FOR SIR. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:20, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --~ Tophatsig.png 21:56, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:14, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For but a weak one. It's a shallow joke but it's really well done. —rc (t) 05:59, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

*weak against --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 08:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Chill The Fuck Out

Score:+15 screaming creams
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Chill the Fuck Out

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 08:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

  • N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's mine, I'm obligated. =P R 21:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Rad doesn't have enough features.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:56, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Remarkable photocrafting, brilliant concept. Don't really get the caption but that don't matter --AmericanBastard 22:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - the, "It's a pun" line can get you out of practically any conversational predicament. Him: Nice muff...; Her:WHAT!!??; Him: It was a pun...; Her: You're so clever, let me take down your pants... --AmericanBastard 23:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Fox News: Middle-earth edition

Score:+13 fortresses besieged
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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert
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Featuredrc (t) 06:12, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

  • N+F. - Sikon 12:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --ynnaD 12:40, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I thought this was already voted in. Strange...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:17, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I bet $500 Zombiebaron won't vote FOR. It's gneomI 14:12, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The last time this was nommed I didn't like it so much. Now I guess its alright. At least the text takes away more then it adds. Also, Gneomi ows me 500 American Dollars. None of those Canadian Dollars, eh? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:28, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Hahahahaha. Damn you! Nah by the way I bet with Jimbo Wales. How come I bet with you if you're the main subject of the betting. Hehe - It's gneomI 23:52, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. True, flag with the white tree would be a lot of funnier.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:39, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Last time this was nommed did we confirm that it was original? I can't recall. —rc (t) 01:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
    • A Google search for "foxspoof.jpg" only yields a link to this Uncyc image and forums that link to the Uncyc image, except for this. This is the last revision of the previous nomination just before you removed it (I totally forgot it was nominated once). Originality was never questioned then. - Sikon 06:44, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 21:15, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 03:58, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --AAA! (AAAA) 07:49, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ethereal 12:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Mulehunter 13:37, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:16, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Glaven!!! --AmericanBastard 22:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against thanks to Sikon's comment. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For Blah Blah Blah 17:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:21, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For funny and original --Xsine
  • Comment Diffrc (t) 06:19, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Jihad My Ride

Score:+12 A Splosions
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Jihad My Ride

Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb".

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 07:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)


Score:+13 Choking Kids
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"The cereal where you eat the box!"

Image credit: InfiniteMonkey
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Featuredrc (t) 07:38, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For I really like this image. While the text does add to it, it works well on its own, esspecially the Sophia shaped cereal already in the bowl! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:23, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Must admit I was quite impressed by the image the first time I saw it, and more importantly, it made me laugh. Also, its great to see different types of images in here, particularly cartoons. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Although I'd rather see the actual box less cartoony, it's still really good. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~19:55, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That thing's got a lot of Star Trek communicators in its ingredients! There's only one thing worse than having Uncyclopedios for breakfast and that is "not" having Uncyclopedios for breakfast. --AmericanBastard 20:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 20:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Its nice to see something different, and its fortified with "Adminicine" for strong teeth and bones. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.~Jewriken.GIF 21:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. "...and either this bowl goes, or I do."--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 07:50, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. quality - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I better get a Captain Obvious doll in the end. --General Insineratehymn 21:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
    Comment *slap!* Strawberry Shortcake = doll, Captain Obvious = Action Figure --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. They're parodically delicious! Swordmaster 22:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for, it's hilarious --GAMESPOT=666 00:41, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate

For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men

Image credit: Llama-Llover
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Featuredrc (t) 03:55, 8 January 2007 (UTC)