User:ThisIsAShortUsername

McDestroyertron, the Bringer of Ruin, the Decrepitor of Society, the Stallone that the Builder Refused, Turtle, Variety's 3rd Most Baneful Person of 1998 and all-around Man of the People

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Left to its own device, the soul would not understand what the mind wants, and therefore has to rely on the whole aura of civilization for upheaval. LOL JK!!1!
~Attributed to Euripides

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• Oscar Wilde • An Oscar Wilde clone that daringly escaped the laboratory • Euroipods' and AAAAAAAAA!'s love child • A nice glass of white wine given to you by a man wearing a turtleneck sweater in the last days of Spring • Something sequined • Somewhere near Mhaille • When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie • Acceptably sufficient • Unacceptably anti-sufficient • Tawdry • Why did someone let you use the Internet? • You and Humanity awkwardly avoid each other at dinner parties • I hate you and everything you stand for--pray that I make your death quick • An admin for Encyclopedia Dramatica

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ThisIsAShortUsername is actually McDestroyertron -- remember that in the future, Kemosabe.