User:Ninja star

My Hero, My enemy, and Some Guy

Below you can see what I am currently working on feel free to comment on my talk page.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.

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I have contributed 1921 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

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This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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Ninja star's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user fears the clowns .

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

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This user is cooler than you.

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This user is elite.

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This user redefines lazy!

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Xbox 360 Elite

Xbox 360 Elite
It's the new, improved version of the Xbox 360.
Developer(s)	Two rich as hell stoners
Publisher(s)	Microsoft
Release date	Tomorrow
Genre	Video game simulator
Platform(s)	Any horizontal, flat surface
Rating	P.O.S.
Would Harry Potter play it?	Hell No!

“It looks as if Microsoft's new Xbox is nothing but a Playstation with Christmas lights wrapped around it, a piece of gum stuck to it, and a wii controller and a rubber duck taped to it!”

~ Captain Obvious on Xbox 360 Elite

“In Soviet Russia crapy Microsoft product buys you!”

~ Russian Reversal on Xbox 360 Elite

“Xb0x 360 1337 1$ p13(3 0f (Π@p.”

~ $0m3 n00B on Xb0x 360 1337

Creation

Once upon a time in (April 20, 2007) a land far,far away Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates were smoking some pot."Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers!", shouted Steve Ballmer."That's a great idea", said Bill Gates,"we should make a new and improved Xbox 360!". And so the two filthy rich junkies drove down to Microsoft Headquarters to start creating the new Xbox 360. Over the course of two months and two-hundred pounds of pure Jamaican weed they finally created the Huge Peice of Crap! A'hem. The Xbox 360 Elite.

Overview

The Xbox 360