User talk:Ninja star

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13:10, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

I'm Mad As... Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Dude, I'm not lying. My reporting is both fair and balanced! Thanks for the vote, mate. Kenvalyi 01:58, 1 April 2007 (UTC)