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Calvin and Hobbes

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Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes was a popular comic strip during the 80s and 90s which discussed various religous ideas. Though he would later become known for his theory of predestination, John Calvin, shown here, was plagued by recurring religious doubt throughout his early career.

Image credit: §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
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Featuredrc (t) 03:12, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

NOM YES! --PiOfFive 16:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Against. Funny, but if the head actually looked like a cartoon... it'd probably by a for. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For I debated nominating this myself. Simple but hilarious. —rc (t) 17:21, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   18:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but.. isn't this image the one on the Main Page next to the featured article? Is there still a point in making the image featured? I only vote for cause it's funny, though.--DiZ 19:29, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment All featured images (except ones that get dropped via PFP) get a permanent spot in the image rotation, so even after they've actually been "featured" they'll appear on the front page every now and then. So yeah, there is a point, though the concern that the image might be featured a bit too soon after the article is valid. —rc (t) 20:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Possibly not original. This is what §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ had to say about it when he uploaded it. "Thanks! I had originally scanned it for my myspace a long time ago (because calvin and hobbes is one of my favorite comics and I'm an atheist) and thought it would be funny here." Not sure how much of it was scanned and edited since then and whatnot (Like, if the head just got stuck on now, it's probably original enough). I believe all the other images in the article are original though. --monika 21:03, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: Sorry, I failed to mention that I stuck the John Calvin head on later when I put it on Uncyclopedia. I meant just the image of the strip, not the image above. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 21:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Good enough for me. --monika 23:22, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: I fixed the hat, which, I think, was the most ragged-est edge of them all. Dunno if its big enough of an improvement, and it might be too blurry now. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 22:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Zombie Che

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Zombie Che

Note to all world leaders: When the zombies show up, the Marxists are never far behind.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featuredrc (t) 04:22, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nomination and For - I have been getting posative feed back on this picture since it was put on the mainpage (as part of my the 666 reskin), so I figured "Why the hell (pun intended) shouldn't I nominate it?". --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Feature!! or, keep in rotation even after the reskin. ~Axeicon.jpgCaputosistheHorribleAxeicon.jpg14:06, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I have to say this has grown on me, would love to see it on a tshirt....FOR -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:13, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, thought I don't see how this is any different from the normal picture of Sr. Guevera.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. If you actually expected me to vote for... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:28, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Let's just assume that every image starts with a vote of negative one and save Ghlae the trouble. --Spin 19:52, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I sometimes vote for... rarely... if I think it is good... which is rare... I don't actually vote against for everthing for the sake of it. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:19, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For someone who doesn't really seem to find Uncyc. all that funny, you sure spend a lotta time... --SubPOP talk F@H 16:42, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Exactly. THe more time people spend on here, the more funny it can be. If that was your point. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:29, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Acctually, my point was about eliminating the crap while fostering and encouraging funny. However this disscussion is far to long and off topic for a voting page. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Cant wait for Zombie Guevera to ride in on his Hell Cycle. Wait, thats Nicholas Cage. --Nytrospawn 18:19, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Although I liked Cat Guevara better.--Rataube 18:34, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Epic For. Ghelae, you know, deliberate againsting just shows your lack of argument. What differs you and me is, I'm a tough judge, you're just vote against for the sake of it... --Witty Guy bitch at me 22:25, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For This is amazing! Now if we had Zombie Hitler or Mussolini.--Bldnghrtlbrl 00:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Too dark for the main page. - Sikon 05:57, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 08:17, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For High brow and stupid! Excellent! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:38, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Eduardo Guevera --SubPOP talk F@H 16:39, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 17:25, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For And Keitei, I want a t-shirt of this. --Spin 19:37, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
  • NO! VFP is going to hell... the whole 'feature pictures' thing should be removed cause nobody uses it properly anymore. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 05:49, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Even though I'd prefer it on red... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:52, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Hasta siempre! (that's a for, bitches). Dumitru 13:33, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Aghh! I'm dieing at the hands of this monstrosity, and so is humour. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:03, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For --User:Nintendorulez 15:54, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
  • No. Just not good enough -- Sun Skyscraper 16:17, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
  • This is funny how, exactly? Against.--Hobelhouse 16:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Si. Is ea. Wait, how do you say "Yes" in undead? Oh yeah, "Braaiiinnnssss!!! --Immy I will never wash my talk page again 21:09, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Neh. Already been on the front page, I think this image has already had enough time in the sun.--TKF 01:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)


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And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again...

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 05:11, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

*Weak For The letters over Jesus need to look more "real" and so does Jesus. Plus the Drive-Thru sign should not be overlapped (well the letters that is, people will need to read it to find the Drive-Thru). However, I can live with it the way it is. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:01, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Against. Enough with the Jesus jokes. Also, the McDonalds letters don't look right. Especially the one that's underneath the Jesus. Work on the transparancy effects some more.--Anon32 14:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For the love of god..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • Weak for. The complaints are accurate, but "over 600 million saved" is hilarious.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:57, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For the new one is awesome --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:16, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Nah. --PiOfFive 20:46, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The picture's great, the caption won it for me.--TKF 20:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Paquidermial Against. Lack of laughter. --Witty Guy bitch at me 21:13, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I was alredy thinking oh no, not another jesus one when I saw this in my watchlist. I was glad to find this one is actually funny although the excess of jesii on uncy.--Rataube 22:17, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
And actually, compared to toher icons, there aren't all that many jesus-related images that have been featured. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:36, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
He's right. There has only been 3 direct-jesii references, about 5 indirect and about 5-10 religious referenced (direct or indirect). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Comment only: Would somone feature it already? The locomotive is at full steam and will burst through the sides of Uncyclopedia if it's not put on the front page quickly! ~Axeicon.jpgCaputosistheHorribleAxeicon.jpg14:38, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not funny --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 05:48, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Compared to all the other Jesus jokes, it's boring. Yugoslavian F 23:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 03:29, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For One of the best and most amusing images I've seen in a long time. And - shocker! - it's by Mhaille! —rc (t) 18:17, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Κομμεντ - ιτ ξουλδ βε υριττεν υσινγ Γρεεκ. ~ Γηελæταλκκοντριβς 18:54, 5 June 2006 (υτκ)
  • I assume this is an against vote because, yeah, that's pretty much what you do on VFP. —rc (t) 23:34, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • It says Comment: it should be written using Greek, so... yeah, sot of. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:18, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Ah hells yeah You knows I'm down wit' 'dis sheeet. --ENeGMA 19:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Accept Gift Horse. --KATIE!! 19:23, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Huh?--Anon32 19:45, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • No, you misunderstand, my vote is "Huh?" (count it as for)--Anon32 20:11, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • O! —rc (t) 23:35, 6 June 2006 (UTC)


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9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need help FAST.

Image credit: FreeMorpheme
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Featuredrc (t) 03:30, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Nominate and For - I also hear Wawa (Couche-Tard for you Canadians, eh) is working in conjunction with North Korea to develop a nuclear submarine sandwich. --Imrealized 19:54, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought about nomming this but I didn't want to be in bad taste or anything... heh. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I love it. I've wanted a 9-11 joke on the front page for months now, and I think this one is both funny and inoffensive enough to make it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:30, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Feudocrat Conditional For. Can you improve the caption? --Witty Guy bitch at me 01:21, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Feudocrat Conditional Against. I just don't find it funny... or a good picture. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:45, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although I would like to see it changed to a PNG. --OsirisX 09:12, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • What a fine image, by an assuredly handsome person. Leave any suggestions for captions or edits somewhere I can find them (why do you want a .png?) and I'll get round to it. FreeMorpheme 10:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
PNGs resize much more nicely than jpgs. The resized imaged would lack artifacts. --OsirisX 08:59, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
It's odd, on my screen that jpeg has no colour banding or artifacting, I had to see it on another screen to see what you meant. FreeMorpheme 19:58, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
Much better now. Thanks. --OsirisX 23:34, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For,i only just realized the timeing of 9-11 and the american emergence number 911 --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 12:57, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Where do you live? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:24, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Australia, can you tell me australia's emergency number? --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 23:42, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
1-900-739-8255? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:00, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

America NRV'd

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America NRV'd

One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

Image credit: Spang
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Featuredrc (t) 06:37, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

  • New version: Better angle, fixed stamper size, higher resolution. But still not France. Damn Americans with your "do it to France" and "blame Canada" :). I can make the NRV logo larger if people would like that better, it looks a bit small now it's in that box. Spang talk 01:00, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For the new one. --OsirisX 09:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For the newer version. --EvilZak 05:59, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I stand by my weak for, because the clouds make it so that the NRV is unreadable, and hence n00bs will not regocnize it on sight. --ZB 01:03, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Ok, I'll remove the clouds. Though a weak for is still a for, my aim is to please. Spang talk 01:06, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Done, and made the logo slightly larger too. Spang talk 01:17, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For The new one is great. --ZB 02:05, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For but why oh why could you not have made if Fiji? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:36, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against ~ The text doesn't show up as well on the 2nd version. ~ T. (talk) 10:46, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against no thanks, not frace, no one cares-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:03, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For, if you stare really hard you can see Osama in Mexico...--HPSig.PNGHP talk 23:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For, as long as you change America to Antartica, make the stamper even larger and then replace it with a soup spoon, eliminate any reference of God in the caption and then jump through thirteen other hoops that I have strategically strewn about. Oh fuck it, I'm just For. --Imrealized 23:41, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I voted for it once, and I will do it again. - Sikon 03:10, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
What's funny is that I laughed more at the above two votes than I do for nearly everything that gets nominated here. Thanks for that! Oh, and just for clarity's sake, for, again. Thanks for that, RC ;) Spang talk 07:07, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Fowr best original idea in a while! -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here 14:30, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though I wouldn't mind if it referenced how, by doing this, God arbitrarily killed millions who were under the stamp. (That red isn't ink, you know. ;) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:38, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Heh, I can't think how it would fit in right now, but if you can, by all means go ahead and do it. Spang talk 01:19, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Surreal Hamster 00:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though in my own twisted little insane fantasy world it's North Korea that got the Stamp of Admin Hateage. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Super-For, truly beautiful. Demonbob 14:16, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, the old one was better and I voted agaainst that. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:52, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Wow... you voted against something? How very, very shocking. --Imnotreallyallthatshocked 21:56, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For --User:Nintendorulez 22:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I like the idea, but the execution just doesn't do it for me. The floating space stamp is far too white around the edges, and the NRV is the wrong perspective and doesn't seem to be blended properly with the underlying countryside. --Spin 22:46, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Actually, the NRV is the perfect perspective. That picture is cropped from a shot of the whole globe, and the NRV is 3D rendered on a globe the exact same size and rotated round to that position. Spang talk 00:44, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. It would have been funnier to do Canada, though. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~12:39, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
No place on Earth would be funnier than America, except to Americans, who evidently can't see the joke their country has become. Hey, if I were God (lol... if) I would skip the NRV and go straight for QVFD, so actually you're getting off light. --Imrealized 13:30, 28 May 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
An American's Conception of Africa

Africa is widely agreed to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also caked in shit. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. It is perhaps an omen that humans migrated out of Africa as soon as they could. As these migrants formed powerful civilizations in Europe, Asia, and (somehow) the Americas, the people of Africa remained primitive. Maybe it was the heat. Heat does make you lethargic, after all. The African people paid for their technological tardiness when the White Man (boo!) arrived. European slave drivers invaded Africa's shores, uprooting villages, destroying ecosystems, and throwing an entire race of people into centuries of bondage. Just think of it as the moment Africa "jumped the shark", so to speak. The continent still struggles today to overcome the repurcussions of European colonialism. Even after decades of progress, there is still widespread famine, disease, and strife. But hey, you can't blame their corrupt leaders for not trying, right? Right? Well, maybe you can.

Image credit: Jordanus
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Featuredrc (t) 04:07, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome to make it more funny, but I was trying to make it the "longer caption" format that we were supposed to be months ago when we changed the format.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:31, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Weak For Hmmm.....I guess that's 'cos i'm a brit. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 21:28, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment/request - can the uploader, please, PRETTY PLEASE, reupload the image as a PNG? It's too blurry now. - Sikon 03:21, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I think it's sort of weak. —rc (t) 03:30, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Bloopy icon.png Bloopy 03:38, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I like the whole idea, but I dunno... There's something wrong with the execution... --~ sin($) tan() 17:57, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For, finally, Africa is on the map! --OsirisX 02:34, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I'm redrawing this image so I can submit it in PNG. I think you'll find it almost deliciously clear. --Jordanus 22:06, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is the clearified PNG version, btw. I also changed it slightly to make it more readable. And better. --Jordanus 22:47, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I considered nominating this one when it was first uploaded. I love the "Iraq?" snickersnicker --KATIE!! 02:22, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. Love the image, hate the caption. It's too long--Hobelhouse 16:39, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I went ahead and changed the caption to a distilled version of the Africa article's introduction. On my screen the caption matches the length of the image perfectly. How does it look to you? Too long? Too many links? I'm willing to change it. Just keep in mind that Featured Picture capt

Crop Finger

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Crop Finger

I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
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Featuredrc (t) 01:02, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

  • For. I love it. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 02:18, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Finally, proof of intelligent life in the universe. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:18, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Reserved For. Even though there are a million like it, none are as yet a featured picture so I think it deserves it. -- 03:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:40, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nice. Spang talk 13:39, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This could be trouble for us earthlings. Watch the skies. Swordmaster 18:19, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although I always thought I'd be the first one to put a middle finger on the front page. --EvilZak 20:52, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For no reason should this not be featured.--Witt E, 01:11, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Well, I think some kids go on this site and, there parents might make them stop going on here because of this picture. The thing 23:12, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Noob-Friendly Almanack

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n00b Friendly Almanack 2006

Chronicling every edit from every date between 20 April 2005 and 20 April 2006, the Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the Uncyclopedia Noob's ultimate sourcepoint, written in such simple language that even the n00best of n00bs can comprehend such subjects as The Bermuda Triangle with ease.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featuredrc (t) 03:51, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and for. Time to face the firing squad... please don't be too brutal! --Hindleyite Poet Lowrate Talk 12:58, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Bad photoshop. Some of the text looks like it's literally not attached to the book. Also, why yellow?--Anon32 13:49, 7 May 2006 (UTC)For, now that it looks quite a bit better.--Anon32 20:45, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
It's supposed to be a dust cover. Also it's a parody of the Wisden Almanack, which is yellow. Tell me which bits look bad so I can fix 'em. --Hindleyite Poet Lowrate Talk 16:08, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
The words "edited by anonymous IPs" are fuzzy, and the oval thing on the side doesn't match the slant of the book.--Anon32 20:17, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I just noticed that the book seems thicker at the top than the bottom.--Anon32 20:19, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --User:Nintendorulez 17:16, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I think the text on the spine of the book (left side of the image) needs to be curved to match the book. I don't see a problem with the book being thicker at the top, that's just perspective. The oval thing is fine, it's just the text on the oval which is a bit odd. Bloopy icon.png Bloopy 01:29, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Spin 01:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Piratehattie.gifCap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 03:01, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Forgainst --Splaka 04:55, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment >:| —rc (t) 15:33, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
      • Reply: Is that better? --Splaka 04:37, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For It has that strange beauty that only Wisden can provide ----Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:16, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Really. Really. Really no reason to vote against but none to vote for it either. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:10, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For goes down well with me. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 08:15, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against.--Rataube 11:28, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For cause I like tuna. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:27, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

*Against. Another one that just doesn't strike me as FUNNY. Well done, though.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:25, 10 May 2006 (UTC) Heh heh, ok. I'll bite. For.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:04, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

  • Weak for. It's a very good picture but I'm not sure exactly how funny it is :/. - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - - 15:47, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
Anybody got any suggestions for any humorous edits etc. I can add to make it funnier? --Hindleyite Poet Lowrate Talk 15:49, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
CommentI dunno... maybe if it boasted including things like, "tips and tricks to keep Famine and Splarka from banning you!" or "Tips of how to get your image from being murdered by voters at VFP", "list of inside jokes sure to get your article featured", "Users you should get to know", "Case studies of users that have been ostracized", or "Sunset/Sunrise times in UTC" could all be funny, potentially, off the top of my head.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:21, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

Captain Obvious

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Captain Obvious on the Titanic

Captain Obvious on the Titanic

Image credit: PiOfFive
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Featuredrc (t) 04:42, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Pontius Pilot

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Pontius Pilot

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin.

Image credit: Savethemooses
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Featured picture candidate

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin.

Image credit: Savethemooses
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Featured I used the original image because Mooses and another user preferred it, whereas only one person implied that they preferred the second version. —rc (t) 03:39, 30 April 2006 (UTC)

How about the bottom version? Is it better in terms of size issues? Personally I think the older version is smoother and works despite its size. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:12, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Do you have a PNG of this from the original PSD because it would definitely be clearer at a smaller size if it was a PNG -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here 14:51, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Nomination and for This is the first image I've created that I feel is somewhat good. I like the "PP" emblem at the top the most. So... yeah. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:05, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Biblical humor. Gotta love it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:06, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The age old Biblical pun. Brilliant. Hindleyite Poet Lowrate Talk 17:11, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Excellent quality; outstanding humour. --Imrealized 17:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

*Against, unless you change the name of the Recycle Bin. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:17, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment I actually kept Recycle Bin on purpose, because in the article it doth say: Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, then. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:34, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • for. --Spin 17:32, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's well done 'n all (seriously), but needs the context to reach its full funny... --~ sin($) tan() 17:43, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
I'm retracting my (ignorant) vote, as I'm sure more biblical knowledged people will find this image hilarious. --~ sin($) tan() 04:44, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against As a Jew, I don't understand what the joke is. Plus the caption should say "Circumsizing"...that would be funny. And maybe it should be in Latin...as per the caption. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:08, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for As a half breed Jew, I get the humor, which is very funny. But I wish the screen graphics were better because they're very tiny, and are going to be miniscule on the front page. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Funny? Yes, but size issues kill this on the front page.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:01, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Agaisnt ENOUGH WITH THE JESUS JOKES! --PiOfFive 19:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment Please explain how this is a Jesus joke. More than anything it's a Pontius Pilate joke. If you read the article, you'll see I make fun of Pontius Pilate for letting the wrong guy get killed. In fact, I got the idea for the article whilst at a Good Friday service. Not even kdding. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:13, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Fro MORE WITH THE JESUS JOKES! I think the thing that should be added is from the article: "Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin." Also to explain the joke, the file is named Jesus.chr (Jesus Christ) and the user of the Pontius Pilot (the man who sent Jesus to his death) is deleting the file and leaving the Barabbus file (just as Pilate did)... IMO, it is great, and if you are truly satirists and this is a satire website then ALL subjects should be fine to parody, not just SOME. If someone here was a Scientologist and saw my last featured image, they would no doubt say it was offensive and that it made fun of their beliefs and although I am Christian and find this image making light of my religion's savior, the overall irony and topicality of the image wins my vote over offensiveness because EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE OFFENDED BY SOMETHING HERE, WHY SHOULD WE PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT WILL BE OFFENSIVE? Not to mention that it's funny naming it the "Pontius Pilot" -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here19:51, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Nobody has said they find it offensive. The objections have been 1) "I don't get the joke," 2) size issues and 3) Jesus jokes are getting old on Uncyclopedia (and let's face it, we've had more than our share). —rc (t) 20:15, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. Very funny, size issues though. It could include a hands-washing icon.--Rataube 20:41, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Is the new caption better? Or should I keep the old one?-- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:53, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
I wouldn't vote for it with this caption, it's too close to explaining the joke.--Rataube 21:03, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Just to confuse it further, I like the longer caption. :)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:21, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 23:55, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I love it! It is really funny, but it relies on small text. Small text in featured images just doesn't cut it. --Mosquitopsu 03:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: Sorry STM, it's too tall, won't be legible when shrunk and I'm just not feeling it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 14:00, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For-That is fucking funny--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:40, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - I recommend changing "start" to "initio", PNG (Portable Network Graphic) to CGG (Confertus Cassius Graphicus) and "Crucifying..." to "Tollens in Crucem...", putting a latin date on instead of the time (eg. a.d. VIII Kal. Mai.) --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 17:10, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The image is now about the size of the Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City image and doesn't(in my opinion) lose too much of its effectiveness. Discuss. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:08, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Best caption EVER, like, in the entire history of captions. -- Sun Skyscraper 23:13, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For This is, in my opinion, the funniest candidate left. I didn't think my SHal.jpg thing was going to win, but I'm a little confused about the unanimously negative response. Then again, that could just be me out of whack sense of humor acting up again.
    • Unsigned.--Anon32 18:56, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For This is, in my opinion, the funniest candidate left. I didn't think my SHal.jpg thing was going to win, but I'm a little confused about the unanimously negative response. Then again, that could just be me out of whack sense of humor acting up again. --RudolfRadna 19:02, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Well made and a goos joke, though it does lose something out of the context of the article. - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 11:11, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Please, please, please,No more jesus jokes. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:34, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Spang talk 05:01, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Totally awsome, I like the first one however, but the idea is the same. -- 17:48, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For. If you change descending to ascending in the caption, you have my vote. Last time I checked, you ascend into heaven, right?--Jocke Pirat 18:52, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For - What the hell.--Surreal Hamster
  • For - Despite, or perhaps because of, the way that it ridicules, demeans, offends and oppresses a handy piece of portable technology --Hardwick Fundlebuggy 23:00, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

Age of Umpires

Featured picture candidate
Age of Umpires

A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featuredrc (t) 04:42, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination Probably my single favorite original image from the Poo Lit Surprise. —rc (t) 01:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Goodness, yes. A well-deserved winner already. More shiny things! -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 01:30, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though I don't understand the first damned thing about cricket. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:31, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious at first sight, with or without any knowledge of cricket.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • what's so funny about that? against --LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here 04:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Spin 06:05, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 08:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't find this funny--Rataube 10:58, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For Jolly good! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:00, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Oh look you can copy and paste a picture of people playing baseball onto a screenshot of somone playing AOE. Whoop-D-do. I'd vote yes if you could A) make the box, or B) make the Umpires look like real AOE figures. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:35, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Can I vote for my own pic? --Hindleyite Poet Lowrate Talk 13:48, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Yes, you may. And 't is indeed a mighty good image. Funnies all over, and not a detail missed. --~ sin($) tan() 14:18, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes please. -- Sun Skyscraper 15:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Even with my horribly rudimentary knowledge of cricket and AOE, I still find this immensely funny. Nice work. --Imrealized 17:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • comment no, honestly, can someone explain why this image is funny because I dont understand it and if someone explains it then perhaps it will make more sense... -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here17:38, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I don't get it, sorry, but I just don't find it funny. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:26, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I don't like Cricket......I love it.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • Comment This highlights the whole 'satire without context' issue doesn't it? Only British people seem to find this hilarious, like me, yet none of us find US jokes funny in the least. maybe we should institute another ignorable policy....--The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I think it needs a caption that better illustrates it, cuz just saying "screenshot from the game" doesn't explain anything for this pic. -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here19:40, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The essence of this image is that it's a pun put into (I think) a very well-done photoshop job. The little figures look just like what I remember the sprites from Age of Empires looking like, and nearly every part of the screenshot contributes to the joke. I'm not even British and I don't know the first thing about cricket, and I like the image a lot. The caption I used gives the basic joke, but if someone wants to write a longer one by all means go ahead. —rc (t) 00:29, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It looks really good, but I am afraid that most people probably woudln't get it (must have played some AoE), making it a bad image for featuring. --Mosquitopsu 03:05, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For: /me agrees with Rc --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 13:58, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For aussie aussie aussie --SubPOP 16:32, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought something like this up before I knew about Uncyclopedia. Swordmaster 17:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Anyone who doesn't understand the joke might want to look up what an umpire is and then see if they can figure out why it is funny to photoshop cricket into Age Of Empires. Bloopy icon.png Bloopy 10:46, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  • BUENO--Alan Truism 20:19, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Anon32 01:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For sure Excellent image. Dawg_sig_2.gif Sir Dawg  cun | tlk | vdp  00:36, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Armed Monkeys

Featured picture candidate
Armed Monkeys

The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

Image credit: Sunsneezer
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Featuredrc (t) 04:40, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination --—rc (t) 00:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like. Spang talk 01:35, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The one monkey's head is a bit too high. Fix it and I'll vote for it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Bloopy icon.png Bloopy 03:20, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 04:17, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For -Spin 04:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For --User:Nintendorulez 11:42, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Anidn. Me? NO! MUN FC4 .az VforIRCop(HOLLA ATCHA BOY!) 13:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - What? Noone else is giving a reason! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:11, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny! Hindleyite 14:24, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If there's one thing that I've learned during my time as a user here at Uncyclopedia, it's what makes a good pun. When I was learning about this crap in history class, this was the only thought that was passing throught my mind. Excellent photoshopping. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~ 16:37, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For: I find it humorous and the image quality is decent enough. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 16:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah--Rataube 17:13, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
I like Zombie's suggestion below, a good reference to planet of the apes would buy my vote, not that it needs it...--Rataube 23:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Tom Wants You!

Featured picture candidate
Tom Wants You!

Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

Image credit: LinkTGF
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Featuredrc (t) 04:24, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

  • self nom and for --LinkTGF 23:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for if only because I enjoy mocking him. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:48, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --~ sin($) tan() 23:53, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongly For!!!!!. That fool Tom Cruise couldn't be mocked enough!--Frinko 00:31, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. God, I hate Tom Cruise... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For... is he pointing at God?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • thank god someone got that, I thought no one would notice lol --LinkTGF 00:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For I got it Link, and I like it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:06, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • OT IV Tom=Batshit Insane --Roger The BUM MUN ⌥⌘⎋ F@H Complaints H4x0R M3! Euroipods! Norwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 03:22, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Change Tom Cruise to Uncle Sam, switch the pointing finger to his other hand and have it pointing at us, substitute Communism for Scientology and add five more exclaimation points and I may change my vote. But probably not. --Imrealized 04:45, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • err... no... maybe since you voted against the image you just described you should change your vote to neutral ;) --LinkTGF 05:05, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Wow... I did, didn't I? Shit, I thought I was someone else for a second. In light of this development, mark me down as FOR (it really is well done Link, especially the inclusion of Scientology's own Rosy Cross) --Imrealized 05:56, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG7+::: 08:07, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I want THIS PICTURE for featuring. Spang talk 09:19, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Conniption 09:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good work. --Hindleyite 18:02, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny.--Rataube 20:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:53, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Why? Because I'm awkward. And besides, the picture of Tom is too small on the poster. And it looks too unrealistic. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:20, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. No celebrity jokes, please. Not for the front page, at least. - Sikon 12:01, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • for but the 'for scientology' font kinda bugs me. it dosn't seem to fit... --neko 16:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I used IMPACT font for all the text in that image :) --LinkTGF 16:57, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer! Get rid of those blasted Thetans the humane way! Swordmaster 16:50, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I don't know, it's a good image but Scientology is a twice-dead horse at the moment. —rc (t) 22:27, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • forThat boy needs help--Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:17, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Vitruvian Man

Featured picture candidate
Vitruvian Man

Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

Image credit: Rei
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Featured --—rc (t) 05:58, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Awsome. For----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 16:09, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Definitely For, but the only thing that I would suggest is doing balls with sticks in them for the hands, as all little kids do. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~ 16:39, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Grue Crossing

Featured picture candidate
Grue Crossing

The Grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
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Featured --—rc (t) 05:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For --Kaizer_the_BjornNinja.gif [talk] MUN F@H 02:36, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The "You will die" part looks terrible. What did you use? MS Paint? --Mosquitopsu 02:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Much better, but I still don't think it fits as a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 04:42, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: I like it, but the "You will die" is too much and I can see the edges of your edits as color differences. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 02:44, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For.Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:12, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 05:01, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

*Against, the "You will die" part is rather obvious. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:14, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Weak Against I love the idea, but on real road signs letters (most notable the E an G) don't intersect with the line marking the edge of the sign. Aswell I have a problem with the "You Will Die", but people have already mentioned all my complaints. Maybe you could also edit a picture of a grue into the background...--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:35, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against but i almost voted for 2 cancel out osirisX's "2 obvious" reason.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 12:02, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -Conniption 14:50, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nice work. --PiOfFive OD QFP TREKKIE PIC 03:36, 28 August 2019 (UTC)
  • For Well done. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifCUN VFH VFP PMS •YAP• 00:08, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I'm sorry, I don't find grues particularly funny anymore. --—rc (t) 05:08, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Perhaps something involving 'Make sure you have your lights on' would work well...? -Owl Pie 15:00, 17 April 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
Gosh, Wikipedia is getting big!

Gosh, Wikipedia is starting to get a little too big...

Changes made: Caption is larger now, moved up. Pic is cropped. Text "Wikipedia" removed.

Image credit: DaMenace
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Featured --Rcmurphy Sq.W (Talk) 03:35, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Self Nominate and a shameless vote For.--DaMenace 23:50, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Heh, just saw this, might wanna crop a bit though... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:51, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. H. 01:14, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, needs a larger caption though. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Creator's note: I have made the caption larger now.)
  • Weak Against I really like it but I don't see it as a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 01:24, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, possible for. If you put the caption IN the caption slot, I'll be happier. --Boy Toy bitch at me 02:52, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Creator's note: Fixed it.)
    • Comment I'm not saying I'd vote for it anyway, but I think "That's Wikipedia" should be excised from the internal caption. I feel strongly that it should. --—rc (t) 03:13, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Surreal Hamster
  • For Much better, that image is now officialy superb. --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png (Harass) 03:37, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment from creator: You mean remove "That's Wikipedia"? Would this make it better? Would people really get it then? --DaMenace 03:44, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for if "That's Wikipedia" is removed (and you got the quote wrong anyway, it was "That's no moon, it's a space station"). For. - Sikon 04:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment from creator: Ok, ok, ok...I've removed "That's Wikipedia". --DaMenace 04:30, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For its a cool pic, and it affirms our view on wikipedia *ptu ptu* (sound of me spitting, im not sure how to spell it) Raemie 12:06, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 13:26, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: Cute picture, got a chuckle out of me, but I really don't like how much it implies that we're wikipedia's annoying little brother; can't we just be our own wiki and not have to constantly poke at wikipedia to prove ourselves? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 14:20, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • NEG-A-TIVE. I really wish this had come up sooner... before the Wiki Death Star idea was run into the ground. Now, I think the joke's too tired to warrant featuring. It's like the stinking iPod "Whatever" fad all over again, or the "Hitler du jour". Plus, there's little humor context aside from the tenuous relationship that Gwax mentioned, and he's right in saying we should not suggest that. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:55, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Rataube 22:15, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against the image, but also against the reasons other people have for voting against. --Spin 22:39, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Metro Freud

Featured picture candidate
Metro Freud

As always, Freud has the answer.

Image credit: Spintherism
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Featured --—rc (t) 07:27, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

  • It's true. --KATIE!! 22:33, 6 April 2006 (PDT)
  • For innuendo. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:35, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 05:36, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Shameless self-vote. --Spin 05:38, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • against wow, someone spent all of 2 minutes on that :| --LinkTGF 05:47, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
    • and yet it is the funniest image on the page. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 05:51, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Against. NSFW, overused. - Sikon 06:00, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
    • NSFW?! Since when did the words Phallus and Vagina become obscene in and of themselves? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 20:49, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • NO! Definitely not.--Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:38, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For YAY FOR PENIS --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:12, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The idea is great, but the quality is lacking ... severely. --Mosquitopsu 13:51, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Wow, just wow. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 15:09, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • my mind says 'against' but my being around you people makes me say for. --neko 17:52, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Eh, screw censorship, this is hilarious.--Anon32 19:16, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, assuming you mention Metrosexuals in the caption.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:10, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • for my theripist trys to pull the exact same damn thing on me...--Image8.jpgPrivate First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 22:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For I laughed, and for some reason I can't stop. Immaturity maybe?----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 16:01, 7 April 2006 (PDT)
  • For, OMG LOLZ FREUD!!!! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:17, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. But wait a minute...doesn't the train come out the other end? :-P --PiOfFive 19:08, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR. Heheh . . . Phallus. -Ximm the Odd, Defender of The Space Five Inches In Front of His Eyes ^_^Thursday, April sixteenth, the Year of Original Jesus Two Thousand and Six

Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction

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Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction

Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal, a single barrel being able to wipe out Cuba.

Image credit: Splaka
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Featured --—rc (t) 03:23, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

George W. Bush and the lepers

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President George W. Bush visits Iraq

This picture was painted at the scene of George Bush's recent visit to Iraq. Locals rushed out to greet him, as he went about his official business: visiting the sick and needy, dispensing worldly and timeless wisdom, even finding time to heal a few lepers.

Image credit: Spang
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Featured --—rc (t) 23:58, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

  • My very first self nomination. And for. Feel free to change the caption about or make it longer if you see fit. --Spang 08:07, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For, he is a modern day saint. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:15, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He will surely be long remembered for the miracles he worked in the Middle East.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:57, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For, --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 09:41, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - The Lord has indeed blessed W with magical powers which he in turn bestows upon the world. Amen. --Imrealized 09:49, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • for the world's only tr00 saint --LinkTGF 19:44, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Wow! Looks awesome. --Mosquitopsu 21:38, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For How can this not win? -- User:no13 22:03, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Though I highly advise a new caption... with better... like... grammar.. or smartness.. or tone.. or somethin... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:02, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
I agree ½. Any suggestions? --Spang 17:14, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Surreal Hamster 02:53, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Icon.gifSir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 09:20, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "WTF, why hasn't G.W.B. been canonized yet??" -- Sun Skyscraper 05:15, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Clever. - Sikon 15:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 16:41, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It just isn't funny. --PiOfFive 21:38, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. And may the grace of our lord George W. Bush be with us. Amen.--Anon32 21:39, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
  • My first VFP-for in quite some time... See how it'll get your image featured? ;) --~ sin($) tan() 21:50, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
  • LMAO thats awsome *hands over a $4 bill----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 23:43, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Zoloft Seppuku

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Though Zoloft has been very successful in its ad for fighting depression on American television, it's had difficulty adapting its campaign for airing in Japan.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured --—rc (t) 05:58, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

THEN MAKE ONE! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 08:27, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Seppuku is always funny. For.Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:34, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
  • 'For. But what the fuck is seppuku? ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 22:33, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment It's something to do with honorable disembowelment and beheading. I've never tried it myself, but I hear it's the shit. --Spin 22:56, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment. In feudal Japan, Samurai had the option of suicide when they lost a battle so that they could maintain their family's honor, and a surprising number of them took that option.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:45, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For I uploaded a sharpened image. It still needs a good caption and no, Tompkins, I will not write one. --—rc (t) 06:26, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • for I like those ads...--Nappy The Quarryman 17:01, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment this is obviously a refrence to something (ads has been mentioned a couple times) but in the good old Canadian States of America, we don't seem to see these ads, therefore making it not very funny to me. But I won't vote against it because I only don't get it due to my own short fallings --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:21, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Zombie, I don't know about everyone else, but I would think you should vote against if you don't think it's funny. If it's because you're Canadian, fine. I'm sure other Canadians visit the site, too, so "Canadians won't get this" is a valid reason to vote against (though probably not to openly campaign to take it down). That's my thought, anyway.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 04:56, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

MS Word Processor

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MS Word Processor

The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99!

Image credit: Tompkins
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Featured --—rc (t) 06:04, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

*conditional for I love it but it needs to be bigger --LinkTGF 19:42, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For. Another good one. YES! VFP is back!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:33, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For: But you need to increase the resolution and make sure the Microsoft logo and Word logo aren't as fuzzy as they are now. Perhaps, remaking it from higher resolution versions of the original sources. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 20:37, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for--Rataube 21:11, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Love the interesting play on Word. Swordmaster 22:22, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:45, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:50, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 01:06, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

*Against low quality/pixelation --Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 01:11, 25 March 2006 (UTC)recinded

  • For. -- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 01:30, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For, duh. - Sikon 03:15, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. How terribly pun-ny.--POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBSF@H 12:35, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - but of course. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:52, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment: Do you think I should cut the word being processed "Antidisestablishmentarianism" in half? Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~ 14:45, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Simple, bad pun good. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 21:28, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Forget it. A not-entirely-bad idea, poorly executed. Re-do it from scratch with decent resolution on the elements. I want to see crisp logos, not fuzz. Luv 'n' kisses. --Guffawing Crow (guff) 03:23, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
    • iAgree with Guffawing Crow, and as a general statement to about half the images nommed I think there are good ideas just poor execution of them... --LinkTGF 04:29, 26 March 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate

Shown here is Leon Trotsky, rewriting history with his trusty "NEV-R-FAIL®" Marx-A-Lot pen.

Image credit: LinkTGF
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Featured --~ sin($) tan() 08:23, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Nominate and For - Let's try this again :) --LinkTGF 06:43, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Pretty good. --Spin 06:59, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 07:14, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - If I can make the marker look like it belongs in his hand more realistically I'll upload a better version later but now I'm fairly happy with it :) --LinkTGF 07:16, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! WOW, someone LISTENED to me! I said I'd support it, and I'm a 'bot of my word! Good Show!!! :D --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:29, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for. I like this one the best of the three, but again, I don't want ALL THREE to get featured.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:07, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Best one yet, although the marker is a bit large. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:22, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funni. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:41, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For: zee proletariat is right! ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:36, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Purely because I'm tired of the re-nominations. However, this is the best in the series. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:31, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Marx-A-Lot 4. - Sikon 12:53, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. I like it, but with some more thought this idea could have happened on your desktop, THEN shown up here, and spared VFP a lot of grief. ~ T. (talk) 20:37, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against WHy ruin a good streak of againsts?  – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  22:04, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. We need Lenin! --PiOfFive 02:52, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but I'd prefer Marx or Lenin to endorse it. --Comrade —Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:16, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!!! ROTFLMFAOYMFAHBBQ!--Nappy The Quarryman 21:08, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Marx-A-Lot 3

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Shown here is Leon Trotsky, rewriting history with his trusty "NEV-R-FAIL®" Marx-A-Lot pen.


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
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Featured --~ sin($) tan() 08:23, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Nominate and For - Let's try this again :) --LinkTGF 06:43, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Pretty good. --Spin 06:59, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 07:14, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - If I can make the marker look like it belongs in his hand more realistically I'll upload a better version later but now I'm fairly happy with it :) --LinkTGF 07:16, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! WOW, someone LISTENED to me! I said I'd support it, and I'm a 'bot of my word! Good Show!!! :D --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:29, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for. I like this one the best of the three, but again, I don't want ALL THREE to get featured.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:07, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Best one yet, although the marker is a bit large. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:22, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funni. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:41, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For: zee proletariat is right! ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:36, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Purely because I'm tired of the re-nominations. However, this is the best in the series. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:31, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Marx-A-Lot 4. - Sikon 12:53, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. I like it, but with some more thought this idea could have happened on your desktop, THEN shown up here, and spared VFP a lot of grief. ~ T. (talk) 20:37, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against WHy ruin a good streak of againsts?  – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  22:04, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. We need Lenin! --PiOfFive 02:52, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but I'd prefer Marx or Lenin to endorse it. --Comrade —Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:16, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!!! ROTFLMFAOYMFAHBBQ!--Nappy The Quarryman 21:08, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

iPod Floppy

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The iPod Floppy, Apple's newest generation of iPods. Now with 1.44 MB of space for 16 Kbps music and .2 seconds of video!


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
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Featured --—rc (t) 06:00, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

  • In case people don't like the first one. - Sikon 18:33, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • STRONG For - Wow, the first time something I made was nominated without me nominating it! - LinkTGF
  • For I'm usually too lazy to vote, but this is great stuff. -- 20:02, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
That was me. --Anon32 14:11, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The formatting was a little ambiguous at first, and I'm not sure if some of these votes were specifically for the second one. --Spin 01:44, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • All for finaly, a funnie ipod joke!--Nappy The Quarryman 02:23, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • iApprove - I like the first one as well, but this "floppy" is more Apple-esque, and doesn't have size issues...The only thing that threw me at first was the still from Star Wars...A iPod Floppy Video - contains 2 seconds of video. - Revolution87
  • For. I <3 iJokes about iPods --Ladypolitik 05:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Great one, iPod jokes are just great! Winckle 12:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Totally awesome dude, I love it. --Fedaykin 20:23, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment I just realized it looks like Darth Vader is reaching for the Apple logo, lol --LinkTGF
  • Weak For. There is nothing iPod related that isn't funny.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:20, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
comment Euro iPods isn't funny. --LinkTGF
RE: comment SHITE!!! EUROIPODS IS Funny... Meet me in the talk page. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 14:48, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
RE:RE: comment SHITE!!! NO IT'S NOT! SHITE!!!1! --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against iPod is the Admiral Akbar of Uncyclopedia. It's tired.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:24, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • 4GB. Which is quite a bit more than this could ever hold. Swordmaster 06:26, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 14:46, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Old school! - Judgement 20:05, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For but I would have made the image of Darth Vader really small and shown it through the little window on the metal slide plate. But thats just me. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:39, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I am getting tired of iPod stuff. It would have to be of commercial quality to be featured IMO. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  06:38, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment Explain what you mean by commercial quality --LinkTGF
  • Against Just not that funny really. Draconas 12:19, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: I don't find it particularly funny and there's something about the compositing that just doesn't work for me. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 14:25, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--Rataube 15:55, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against There seem to be a number of Ipod images floating around Uncyclopedia. It seems that the Ipod cow has been milked dry. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 19:22, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • iFor. Yeah, iPod jokes are getting old. But this one is awesome. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For. I think the image would be better if there eighter was some more white space around it or no white space at all. If one of those terms are fulfilled, it's a for. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:10, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
eliminated the white space :) --LinkTGF
Condition fulfilled. Also, I resized it, so it won't have size problems on the main page, even after the featured image became not-so-featured anymore... If you don't like it, change it back to 200px, but I do think this 170px is better. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:11, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against 'nuff said. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:38, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The first time I saw the title of this article I thought it was about an iPod with a floppy drive. That I would have voted for. Doug 04:55, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against we already have too many ipod related articles/pictures. Plus, it doesn't make sense that the screen is the protective slider. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 19:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Last time I checked, iPods were still grinding their way into American (and possibly other) cultures, so I fear we should, nay, must continue beating this dead horse until it rises from the grave and beats us. Oh, and the image is very slick. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 11:52, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm not going to deny that this is a quality image, but seriously... this iPod shit's about as funny and entertaining as back-to-back marathons of The Waltons and Gilmore Girls. Not a chuckle, but one long, loud groan. Enough already -- Talk:Euroipods is as funny as it will get. Strong against. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:01, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: For all of you voting against because there are too many iPod images, you should all be ashamed. FINALLY, a GOOD iPod pic comes up, front page material, dare I say, and you all just vote against. The image IS FUNNY! It looks like the iPod Nano on a floppy for all of you who didn't get it, and that's funny! Darth Vader is reaching for the Apple, for crying out lod! Hell, even I voted for it. I hope you all reconsider, because voting against an image just because there are many similar is stupidity. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:23, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Rebuttal: First of all, let's tone down the vitriol here. I apologize for mine, as well. Yes, Uncyclopedia is flooded with iPod images. But that's not the issue here. The issue is whether or not this image deserves to be featured based on its intrinsic comedic value (or so I have always thought.) Personally, I voted against this image because it, like all other iPod derivatives, is in no way humorous to me. No matter how well-done the pic has been, the "funny" has never been there for me. So yes, it is a great pic, but I didn't laugh. I groaned, not only because it's not funny to me, but also because I've already seen it. Many, many times. There's few things as irritating as hearing the same unfunny joke told over and over (i.e. "Git-R-Done!" *ZAP!*) It's turning into an extrapolation exercise that, for my money, is vastly inferior to the likes of MST3K's "Wiffle obsession" bumper ("Wiffle underpants, Wiffle roach motel, Wiffle Claude Aiken!" What, no iWiffle???) Then again, that's just me, and I don't presume to speak for anyone else. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:54, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. The only reason I hadn't voted for it earlier is because (the even-more-overused) Darth Vader is on it. IMHO it would be much funnier if it were Steve Jobs picking his nose... (Putting Robert Schneider on it would be even better, but only for people capable of getting impossibly obscure pop-culture references.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:00, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for I think we're just peddling th whole ipod thing a bit too far. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:15, 14 March 2006 (UTC

Michael Jackson and the Dingoes

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Michael Jackson demonstrating the proper way to feed dingoes.


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
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Featured --—rc (t) 07:25, 12 March 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan


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Featured --—rc (t) 08:13, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

  • I know that it's been generally decided that gifs don't go on the main page... but this keeps getting funnier the longer I watch it... the Maos made me do it... --KATIE!! 02:07, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
  • It won't win KT, but what the hey. For.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:22, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
  • CAPITAL AGAINST. It has size issues, it's not that funny, and for crying out loud, NO GIFS IN THE FRONT PAGE!!! --Boy Toy bitch at me 04:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm sick of being the VFP jerk. --Boy Toy bitch at me 04:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
    • I gotta stand up for one of my votes and the chosen one's not the For... --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:05, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Acid has grown a split personality...--Nappy The Quarryman 04:55, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I can play this all day.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 05:47, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
  • My brain says for but my eyes say NO! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  06:21, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for. It's already pretty annoying but I think it deserves a front page feature with a subsequent weight of 1 or 0 for future viewing. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  06:12, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Againt Although Wack-A-Hitler might be interesting....--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:14, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment But Wack-A-Hitler doesn't sound like Wack-A-Mole at all...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For. --OsirisX 01:28, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • for MaoMaoMaoMao-MaoMaoMaoMao-MaoMaoMAOMao-MAOMaoMaoMao--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:37, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against decide people , you either allow animated gifs or you dont, personally a separate vote would be good. --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 07:49, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I dislike animated GIFs, and this is not the most funny one. - Sikon 14:47, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Rataube 15:20, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against On one side it's not really funny at all, but on the other theres not many others on this page that are. --Draconas 04:20, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against animated images on the front page, but the image concept is tremendous. ;) --—rc (t) 04:23, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For! - This actually made e laugh. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 04:54, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not particularly funny, in my opinion.--(~Sir)Nuke || Talk v MUN v Not An Admin v Completely Unimportant 05:55, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. I am not generally a fan of animated gifs, and usually I would be strong against any animated gif, but this one still makes me laugh every time I see it. Splarka is an artistic genius. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:53, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For in red letters (because I'm in Commie Mode). --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 14:01, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. HILARIOUS! --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:18, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Added a caption, since I liked it so much. Swordmaster 22:07, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:24, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against and you'll have to pardon my crude language, but gifs (animated or not) can suck my left nut (not the right one, that's reserved for people and things I like). --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 03:27, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hehehehe "Whack a Mao" :D --LinkTGF
  • For great justice. EamonnPKeane 18:34, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Doug 04:53, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus

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Creationists believe that dinosaurs and man lived side by side, as late as 1865


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Featured --—rc (t) 06:18, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For and self-nomination. If I can't be noob of the month two featured pictures will have to do.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:40, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like this but I'm not really digging the bubble above Boothes head... the picture made me laugh tho - I think that it alone is good, along with the caption underneath :) --LinkTGF
  • No. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 14:53, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. You're a n00b, so you'll be forgiven for not knowing the original source image of Booth shooting Lincoln has been done to death on this page (none of them passed).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:22, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. A wordplay, eh? I was not aware of the Booth quote, I thought he said, "The South will rise again" or some other such nonsense. It had to be explained to me, so it doesn't get a full for, but I'll give it a half-vote.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:10, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Nope--Rataube 20:49, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:39, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Self-explanatory. --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:51, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment why is everyone against this, other than that other pictures using the image weren't funny - I think it works well, especially coupled with the caption --LinkTGF
      • I can tell you why I voted against. I'm sick of presidential images. They don't give me the chuckles. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR and I'll tell you why. Its funny, it isn't like anything else thats been on this page in a while, and it attempts to use Latin. Ab imo pectore, I love this image! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. As Brad said, "None of them passed." Well then, it's about time isn't it? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:41, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For, this image can be found in the Bible. --OsirisX 02:47, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Contra (or possibly anti not sure which is Greek and which is Latin). Also, if winning awards means that much to you. All you have to do is point out the fact that my first contribution was 18:33, 9 December 2005. ;) -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  04:30, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Are you people nuts, this is one of the best images to come through VFP in ages. Let's do a quick analysis, shall we: That's obviously John Wilkes Booth in the Ford Theater, he's shooting a dinosaur, a freakin' dinosaur, and the edit is of high enough quality that the dinosaur doesn't look out of place. Oh, I almost forgot, when John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, he shouted "Sic semper tyrannis!", COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET A BETTER PLAY ON WORDS THAN THAT?! COME ON PEOPLE! --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 05:59, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Spin 02:39, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's just funny, mainly for the above reasons already given. Draconas 12:22, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--Rataube 15:56, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Trying to get two votes in, eh Rataube? I'm onto you... --—rc (t) 06:25, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For, now that I got it. Besides, there must be one Lincoln joke featured to keep Lincoln joke posters away from VFP. - Sikon 16:23, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Much more clever then "Sic Semper Tyra Banks" would have been. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 19:18, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For.....I likes it.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:11, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
      • For.....Now that's funny......Although it reminds me of "Lincoln get pwned by a noob"....But still funny (user:ArcherMan, 03.02.2006)
  • for the south shal rize again and get its ass handid back to itself just as before ihave no puncuationmarks on this sentence

--Nappy The Quarryman 00:40, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For This is great! The caption really lifts it to a new level! (although the PWNED one was good) 01:07, 5 March 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

Polar Bear

Featured picture candidate
Polar bears are often mistaken for bloodthirsty predators due to the messes they make while eating raspberries.


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured --—rc (t) 05:15, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For. I saw it in new images a while back. I thought it was funny. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 11:28, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I like the pic but I don't think it's funny. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:16, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for This one also caught my eye. It's well done, and it's funny if you're not paying attention for a moment, then figure out he's not actually eating raspberries. -- Bradaphraser 18:17, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Rataube 22:46, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For Pretty funny. --—rc (t) 03:04, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For I got a good laugh out of that one after I realized what was going on. --Mosquitopsu 15:19, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. I'm stupid. What's he really eating? It just looks like a bunch of red balls, with blood around them. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 00:24, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Againstits just a polar bear eating something dead and bloody with raspberries photoshopped on top, is this some joke for people who live in countrys with normal bears? --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 00:37, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. The "censoring" effect is worth a smirk, but not much else. Plus, the blood's just too obvious to make the raspberries work -- my initial thought was "bloody snowballs?" when I saw it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:19, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Gay4.gifGay5.gifS P I N N I EGay5.gifGay4.gif 22:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • FOREEEEE!!!!!--User:Golfer 1:58, 01 February 2006 (UTC)

*ACK!!! You really have to read the article to have an appreciation for the pic. It's supposed to be a crappy, obvious photoshop job, that's what makes it funny. Based on that criteria (or maybe the fact that I did it???) I say FOR. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  08:18, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Against I think I am going to keep with my standards despite self promotional interests. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  21:16, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain until a far better comment is added.... --~ sin($) tan() 22:50, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
Though I think the caption has too many adjectives and the likes, I'm voting for this now. --~ sin($) tan() 17:19, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment Hey! You changed the caption...it draws attention ^^^away^^^ from the pic, not to it. HOW DARE YOU!
Further discussion moved to Image_talk:Polarbear.jpg
  • Weak for Good, but why did you keep a piece of the kill under the bear?( 04:59, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
  • For --eander315 17:21, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Rei 19:48, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, until Change the caption to something funny, please.(Uncyclopedian 02:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
  • For --Lurgy 06:16, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR the best part of it is the fact that there is a piece of seal left!!!! 16:19, 8 February 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
  • Okie dokie. ~ T. (talk) 04:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Why oh why isn't this a featured picture yet? The picture with the caption alone without the article is funny :) --LinkTGF


Featured picture candidate
A typical English country signpost


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured --~ sin($) tan() 04:10, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

  • For - Very imaginative. - Ted Ted 21:10, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For It made me chuckle.--Sgore
  • Against. I don't get it. I got a C- in Humour 100. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:02, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For Didn't make me laugh out loud, but I can see the humor in this, having been to Europe where the signs confused the heck out of me.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:57, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For--Rataube 13:16, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • very week forIt's funnie, just not very funnie----Nappy The Quarryman 23:04, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • This is ok eh.. weak for ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 20:00, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I love it - If you've ever lived in England, you know this is true. --PiOfFive 20:47, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Nothing really wrong with it, it just lacks topicality. And it's too dark. --Some user 00:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Lots of Stateside signs are worse though. FireballX301 00:41, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for Canadian route markers are even worse than British ones. Not surprising, since they're still almost a colony, that they perfect the art of their mother country... Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c »
  • Against. Fine and true, but hardly an exceptional work of art.--Winston 07:40, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:44, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I find it funny, but I don't think it has pontential for the front page. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:15, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I say good enough for front page material, its not like worse thing have gotten on there...--Jocke Pirat 15:18, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For So totally English...it's funny --
Member of the Order

18:40, 14 February 2006 (EST)

  • For. Made me laugh out loud. Aaarrrggh 10:42, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For I only just found out that this was nominated -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:50, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • MEOW! and just too true. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:46, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Arg... 21:40, 17 February 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
  • For. Funny. Necessary Evil 22:52, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I don't live in England, but this is quite funny. --Ladypolitik 21:33, 19 February 2006 (UTC) (oops! sorry about forgetting to sign :P)
  • Weak Against It has potential, but I believe that the caption needs to be more, er, unfactual. Of course, I'm basically drowning in the fabled sea of Toomanyfors. Gracenotes T § 00:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It is to laugh! -Kotra 08:33, 24 February 2006 (UTC)