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Calvin and Hobbes

Score:+10

Featured picture candidate

Calvin and Hobbes was a popular comic strip during the 80s and 90s which discussed various religous ideas. Though he would later become known for his theory of predestination, John Calvin, shown here, was plagued by recurring religious doubt throughout his early career.

Image credit: §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
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Featured —rc (t) 03:12, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

NOM YES! --PiOfFive 16:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Against. Funny, but if the head actually looked like a cartoon... it'd probably by a for. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment: That's the point; the heads for all of the pictures in the Calvin and Hobbes article are just stuck on there. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 20:52, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

For I debated nominating this myself. Simple but hilarious. —rc (t) 17:21, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For. >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋ 18:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For, but.. isn't this image the one on the Main Page next to the featured article? Is there still a point in making the image featured? I only vote for cause it's funny, though.--DiZ 19:29, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment All featured images (except ones that get dropped via PFP) get a permanent spot in the image rotation, so even after they've actually been "featured" they'll appear on the front page every now and then. So yeah, there is a point, though the concern that the image might be featured a bit too soon after the article is valid. —rc (t) 20:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment Possibly not original. This is what §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ had to say about it when he uploaded it. "Thanks! I had originally scanned it for my myspace a long time ago (because calvin and hobbes is one of my favorite comics and I'm an atheist) and thought it would be funny here." Not sure how much of it was scanned and edited since then and whatnot (Like, if the head just got stuck on now, it's probably original enough). I believe all the other images in the article are original though. --monika 21:03, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Sorry, I failed to mention that I stuck the John Calvin head on later when I put it on Uncyclopedia. I meant just the image of the strip, not the image above. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 21:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Good enough for me. --monika 23:22, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment Needs clean-up. The ragged edges, etc. Then I'll reconsider Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:33, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment: I fixed the hat, which, I think, was the most ragged-est edge of them all. Dunno if its big enough of an improvement, and it might be too blurry now. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 22:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:35, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Of course, again. -- Imrealized 22:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For Awesome. --The Zombiebaron 00:31, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For I was reluctant to vote for myself, but I'm following Some User's example on the image above. I, like him, have never had a featured image. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 00:49, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
FeatureUncyclopedian 01:15, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For, for obvious reasons.--<<>> 16:33, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For, it's very good! Barmymoo 16:55, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment: ^ Probably a sock... just to let everyone know and embarrass the hell out of whoever did it. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:09, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

For. It's predestinated for greatness. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 01:29, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
Against I like calvin and hobbes as much as anyone, but I don't think the picture is extremely funny. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
OH, HECK YEAH, FOR! Any reference to the Great Snow Demons must make the front page. tested 20:15, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
- OH HECK USE PFP, SMART PANTS --Witty Guy bitch at me 23:34, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Zombie Che

Score:+10

Featured picture candidate

Note to all world leaders: When the zombies show up, the Marxists are never far behind.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:22, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Self-Nomination and For - I have been getting posative feed back on this picture since it was put on the mainpage (as part of my the 666 reskin), so I figured "Why the hell (pun intended) shouldn't I nominate it?". --The Zombiebaron 13:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Feature!! or, keep in rotation even after the reskin. ~Caputosisthe Horrible14:06, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
I have to say this has grown on me, would love to see it on a tshirt....FOR -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 15:13, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For, thought I don't see how this is any different from the normal picture of Sr. Guevera.--<<>> 14:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. If you actually expected me to vote for... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:28, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment No Ghelae, no one expects you to vote for anything :) . --The Zombiebaron 17:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Glad we've cleared that up :). ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:42, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Let's just assume that every image starts with a vote of negative one and save Ghlae the trouble. --Spin 19:52, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

I sometimes vote for... rarely... if I think it is good... which is rare... I don't actually vote against for everthing for the sake of it. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:19, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

For someone who doesn't really seem to find Uncyc. all that funny, you sure spend a lotta time... --SubPOP ^talk F@H 16:42, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

But isn't that the only way to make it funnier? --The Zombiebaron 11:26, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Exactly. THe more time people spend on here, the more funny it can be. If that was your point. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 11:29, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Acctually, my point was about eliminating the crap while fostering and encouraging funny. However this disscussion is far to long and off topic for a voting page. --The Zombiebaron 23:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

For Cant wait for Zombie Guevera to ride in on his Hell Cycle. Wait, thats Nicholas Cage. --Nytrospawn 18:19, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Although I liked Cat Guevara better.--Rataube 18:34, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Epic For. Ghelae, you know, deliberate againsting just shows your lack of argument. What differs you and me is, I'm a tough judge, you're just vote against for the sake of it... --Witty Guy bitch at me 22:25, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For This is amazing! Now if we had Zombie Hitler or Mussolini.--Bldnghrtlbrl 00:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Too dark for the main page. - Sikon 05:57, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
For. --OsirisX 08:17, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
For High brow and stupid! Excellent! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:38, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
For Eduardo Guevera --SubPOP ^talk F@H 16:39, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
For--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 17:25, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
For And Keitei, I want a t-shirt of this. --Spin 19:37, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
NO! VFP is going to hell... the whole 'feature pictures' thing should be removed cause nobody uses it properly anymore. --ANID N MENO S C WICZ 05:49, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Even though I'd prefer it on red... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:52, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Hasta siempre! (that's a for, bitches). Dumitru 13:33, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Aghh! I'm dieing at the hands of this monstrosity, and so is humour. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:03, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
For --User:Nintendorulez 15:54, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
No. Just not good enough -- Skyscraper 16:17, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
This is funny how, exactly? Against.--Hobelhouse 16:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
Si. Is ea. Wait, how do you say "Yes" in undead? Oh yeah, "Braaiiinnnssss!!! --Immy I will never wash my talk page again 21:09, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
Neh. Already been on the front page, I think this image has already had enough time in the sun.--TKF 01:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

McJesus

Score:+14

Featured picture candidate

And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again...

Image credit: Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:11, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

N+F. Found this one in the Image Review Service and wondered why it hadn't been nominated yet. It's VFP worthy. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~21:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
ForNo13 14:11, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
FOR!!!!!!!!!7 - because I like the Jesus jokes. Dumitru 22:35, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
For, better than the Jesus below. But I predict this will be shot down due to its containing Jesus imagry. --OsirisX 23:31, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
For the third day joke --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 00:27, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For I like it-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 03:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Oh my yes indeed. ~ T. (talk) 04:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Yay Mhaille! t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:44, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. The Jesus doesn't look right. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:41, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Good idea well executed. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 09:54, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Enough with the Jesus jokes. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 10:28, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

*Weak For The letters over Jesus need to look more "real" and so does Jesus. Plus the Drive-Thru sign should not be overlapped (well the letters that is, people will need to read it to find the Drive-Thru). However, I can live with it the way it is. --The Zombiebaron 12:01, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Against. Enough with the Jesus jokes. Also, the McDonalds letters don't look right. Especially the one that's underneath the Jesus. Work on the transparancy effects some more.--Anon32 14:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For the love of god..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Weak for. The complaints are accurate, but "over 600 million saved" is hilarious.--<<>> 14:57, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For the new one is awesome --The Zombiebaron 15:16, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Against Nah. --PiOfFive 20:46, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For. The picture's great, the caption won it for me.--TKF 20:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Paquidermial Against. Lack of laughter. --Witty Guy bitch at me 21:13, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
For. I was alredy thinking oh no, not another jesus one when I saw this in my watchlist. I was glad to find this one is actually funny although the excess of jesii on uncy.--Rataube 22:17, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

And actually, compared to toher icons, there aren't all that many jesus-related images that have been featured.

t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:36, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

He's right. There has only been 3 direct-jesii references, about 5 indirect and about 5-10 religious referenced (direct or indirect). ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 13:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

For Juicy --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 04:00, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Tickles my funny bone --Olipro Anchor CUN (Harass) 10:27, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Against There a lot are more Christians in the world than that. Too bad you forgot to sign your vote =] t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:02, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - it doesn't say how many Xtians there are, it says how many are saved. Clearly many are going to burn in the Pits of Hades..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
For Jesus is inherently funny, as is McDonald's, so yes. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:09, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
For This will look lovely on the front page! Cheer Bear*huggles* 13:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
For and not just because I love it. Wait, no, that's the only reason...now where's my crackpipe? The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a lens. 13:27, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Yup. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:17, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For I like the Double McJesus with cheese --SubPOP ^talk F@H 10:38, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Christ and Fries, please. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:02, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Weak against - it's funny, but I'm just tired of Jesus jokes. - Sikon 05:59, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
For-Nice, i like Jesus jokes (We're all going to hell). -- NESluver^talk 19:26, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment only: Would somone feature it already? The locomotive is at full steam and will burst through the sides of Uncyclopedia if it's not put on the front page quickly! ~

Caputosisthe Horrible

14:38, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Against. Not funny --ANID N MENO S C WICZ 05:48, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Compared to all the other Jesus jokes, it's boring. Yugoslavian F 23:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Thermopylae

Score:+17

Featured picture candidate

Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

Image credit: Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 03:29, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Nom and For One of the best and most amusing images I've seen in a long time. And - shocker! - it's by Mhaille! —rc (t) 18:17, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Κομμεντ - ιτ ξουλδ βε υριττεν υσινγ Γρεεκ. ~ Γηελæ^ταλκ_{κοντριβς} 18:54, 5 June 2006 (υτκ)

I assume this is an against vote because, yeah, that's pretty much what you do on VFP. —rc (t) 23:34, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

It says Comment: it should be written using Greek, so... yeah, sot of. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 05:18, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Ah hells yeah You knows I'm down wit' 'dis sheeet. --ENeGMA 19:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Accept Gift Horse. --KATIE!! 19:23, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Huh?--Anon32 19:45, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Battle of Thermopylae —rc (t) 23:34, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

No, you misunderstand, my vote is "Huh?" (count it as for)--Anon32 20:11, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

O! —rc (t) 23:35, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Διότι - πωσ μπιτόνι εγώ συζητώ ? FreeMorpheme 21:14, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Yeah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:17, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Because it's ~~interleckjul~~ ~~inchewletcherial~~ ~~unterlectual~~ clever. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 00:28, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For. I actually really like this one. (Don't have a heart attack, Mhaille)--<<>> 02:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Jesus Mhaille, way to go.. making all these funny images on me! t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:15, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For Mhaille's on a roll at the moment. Making pictures that are good and fail to have a disturbing name. Bloody hell. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a lens. 11:42, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Thankyou for all the love people..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 12:54, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For.
“The funniest I've seen a scouser be since Ringo Starr sang "Don't Pass Me By" on the White Album”
~ User:Codeine on Mhaille
<greeek>Jess dis be dah ghood shit. </greeek> --The Zombiebaron 12:56, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Kleos. Err, for. ~Caputosisthe Horrible14:09, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Reumatistic Against. Too small a pic. --Witty Guy bitch at me 22:26, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Comment- you mean that only people who know basic ancient greek history will understand its jokes? --The Zombiebaron 22:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  - Wha... --Witty Guy bitch at me 23:59, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
For This is amazing!--Bldnghrtlbrl 00:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
This is a defilement to Atlantic City... oh wait, it already was defiled. For. --Imrealized 05:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Nice concept. - Sikon 05:58, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. It's funny as Hades, but only when you maximize it.--Rataube 10:08, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
For THIS IS AWESOME!! DoctorDumb 10:08 AM June 7, 2007
Yah Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:23, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
I don't see why not!--TKF 23:10, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

9-11

Score:+12

Featured picture candidate

9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need help FAST.

Image credit: FreeMorpheme
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 03:30, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Nominate and For - I also hear Wawa (Couche-Tard for you Canadians, eh) is working in conjunction with North Korea to develop a nuclear submarine sandwich. --Imrealized 19:54, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
For. I thought about nomming this but I didn't want to be in bad taste or anything... heh. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
For. I love it. I've wanted a 9-11 joke on the front page for months now, and I think this one is both funny and inoffensive enough to make it.--<<>> 00:30, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Feudocrat Conditional For. Can you improve the caption? --Witty Guy bitch at me 01:21, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Feudocrat Conditional Against. I just don't find it funny... or a good picture. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:45, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
For, although I would like to see it changed to a PNG. --OsirisX 09:12, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
What a fine image, by an assuredly handsome person. Leave any suggestions for captions or edits somewhere I can find them (why do you want a .png?) and I'll get round to it. FreeMorpheme 10:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

PNGs resize much more nicely than jpgs. The resized imaged would lack artifacts. --OsirisX 08:59, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

It's odd, on my screen that jpeg has no colour banding or artifacting, I had to see it on another screen to see what you meant. FreeMorpheme 19:58, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Much better now. Thanks. --OsirisX 23:34, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

For,i only just realized the timeing of 9-11 and the american emergence number 911 --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 12:57, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Where do you live?

t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:24, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Australia, can you tell me australia's emergency number? --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 23:42, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

1-900-739-8255? --

» Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:00, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Simple and offensive. 4. Cheer Bear*huggles* 15:26, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Canadian For Maybe make it appeal to canadains and this vote will become more like the american for. --Z B 21:59, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
For I know I will either feel bad about this in the morning or be in FBI custody.--Bldnghrtlbrl 23:29, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Image itself doesn't strike me with the funnies, but the caption redeems my vote to a weak for. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:31, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
For -ANID N MENO S C WICZ 00:14, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Is no good. Maybe I don't get the American way of life, but I don't think so.--The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:21, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Don't get it. - Sikon 16:11, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Patently offensive.--Anon32 20:18, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
For And I'm an American! -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:04, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
'for though I'm definatly goin to hell for it and I'll se osama there if I have to drag him with me-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 03:15, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Wikipedia:7-Eleven, for all your humour needs. --KATIE!! 12:28, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

America NRV'd

Featured picture candidate

One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

Image credit: Spang
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Featured —rc (t) 06:37, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

New version: Better angle, fixed stamper size, higher resolution. But still not France. Damn Americans with your "do it to France" and "blame Canada" :). I can make the NRV logo larger if people would like that better, it looks a bit small now it's in that box. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:00, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For the new one. --OsirisX 09:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For the newer version. --EvilZak 05:59, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Comment I stand by my weak for, because the clouds make it so that the NRV is unreadable, and hence n00bs will not regocnize it on sight. --Z B 01:03, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Ok, I'll remove the clouds. Though a weak for is still a for, my aim is to please. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:06, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Done, and made the logo slightly larger too. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:17, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

For The new one is great. --Z B 02:05, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For but why oh why could you not have made if Fiji? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:36, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Against ~ The text doesn't show up as well on the 2nd version. ~ T. (talk) 10:46, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Against no thanks, not frace, no one cares-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:03, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For, if you stare really hard you can see Osama in Mexico...--HP talk 23:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For, as long as you change America to Antartica, make the stamper even larger and then replace it with a soup spoon, eliminate any reference of God in the caption and then jump through thirteen other hoops that I have strategically strewn about. Oh fuck it, I'm just For. --Imrealized 23:41, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For. I voted for it once, and I will do it again. - Sikon 03:10, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

What's funny is that I laughed more at the above two votes than I do for nearly everything that gets nominated here. Thanks for that! Oh, and just for clarity's sake, for, again. Thanks for that, RC ;) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:07, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Fowr best original idea in a while! -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here} 14:30, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
For, though I wouldn't mind if it referenced how, by doing this, God arbitrarily killed millions who were under the stamp. (That red isn't ink, you know. ;) )--<<>> 14:38, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I can't think how it would fit in right now, but if you can, by all means go ahead and do it. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:19, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

For - Surreal Hamster 00:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
For, though in my own twisted little insane fantasy world it's North Korea that got the Stamp of Admin Hateage. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Super-For, truly beautiful. Demonbob 14:16, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Against, the old one was better and I voted agaainst that. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:52, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Wow... you voted against something? How very, very shocking. --Imnotreallyallthatshocked 21:56, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

For --User:Nintendorulez 22:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Against I like the idea, but the execution just doesn't do it for me. The floating space stamp is far too white around the edges, and the NRV is the wrong perspective and doesn't seem to be blended properly with the underlying countryside. --Spin 22:46, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the NRV is the perfect perspective. That picture is cropped from a shot of the whole globe, and the NRV is 3D rendered on a globe the exact same size and rotated round to that position. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:44, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Weak For. It would have been funnier to do Canada, though. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~12:39, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

No place on Earth would be funnier than America, except to Americans, who evidently can't see the joke their country has become. Hey, if I were God (lol... if) I would skip the NRV and go straight for QVFD, so actually you're getting off light. --Imrealized 13:30, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

For - Yay. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:10, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
Tetric Against. Because Ghelae is trying to steal my spot as the VFP jerk. --Witty Guy bitch at me 23:24, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
For--{{User:Whywhywhy/sig.css}} 06:33, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Africamapclear

Featured picture candidate

Africa is widely agreed to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also caked in shit. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. It is perhaps an omen that humans migrated out of Africa as soon as they could. As these migrants formed powerful civilizations in Europe, Asia, and (somehow) the Americas, the people of Africa remained primitive. Maybe it was the heat. Heat does make you lethargic, after all. The African people paid for their technological tardiness when the White Man (boo!) arrived. European slave drivers invaded Africa's shores, uprooting villages, destroying ecosystems, and throwing an entire race of people into centuries of bondage. Just think of it as the moment Africa "jumped the shark", so to speak. The continent still struggles today to overcome the repurcussions of European colonialism. Even after decades of progress, there is still widespread famine, disease, and strife. But hey, you can't blame their corrupt leaders for not trying, right? Right? Well, maybe you can.

Image credit: Jordanus
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Featured —rc (t) 04:07, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Nominate and for Ran across this looking around the UnNews main page, and I laughed really hard.--<<>> 04:14, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
For monkeys! -- Skyscraper 05:16, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Against. I'm now in favor of the other one --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 06:20, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Weak for could have had more stuff which Amercians think are inside Afirca, like Malaria. --Porsche | Talk Firefox sdrawkcab heheh 06:26, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Forrr! - Sikon
FOR! but I think the caption needs tightening Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:09, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome to make it more funny, but I was trying to make it the "longer caption" format that we were supposed to be months ago when we changed the format.--<<

>> 13:31, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

For.--Rataube 13:10, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
For ~Caputosisthe Horrible 14:31, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Against, and the caption's too long. Good, but long. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:55, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
- Comment. Compare the caption's length to Wikipedia's Feature Pictures, which this is a parody of.--<<>> 15:51, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
  - Good point, but I'm still voting against. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:01, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Epsturbial Weak For. Maybe. --Witty Guy bitch at me 17:38, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Weak For I don't like weak votes, but I only find this slightly funny. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:52, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
- Against there is a much better one above -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:33, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Me likey Gotta admit, that's how I think of Africa... -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here} 19:04, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Weak For Hmmm.....I guess that's 'cos i'm a brit. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 21:28, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Comment/request - can the uploader, please, PRETTY PLEASE, reupload the image as a PNG? It's too blurry now. - Sikon 03:21, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
Against I think it's sort of weak. —rc (t) 03:30, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Bloopy 03:38, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
Against. I like the whole idea, but I dunno... There's something wrong with the execution... --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 17:57, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
For, finally, Africa is on the map! --OsirisX 02:34, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Comment I'm redrawing this image so I can submit it in PNG. I think you'll find it almost deliciously clear. --Jordanus 22:06, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For. This is the clearified PNG version, btw. I also changed it slightly to make it more readable. And better. --Jordanus 22:47, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For. I considered nominating this one when it was first uploaded. I love the "Iraq?" snickersnicker --KATIE!! 02:22, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. Love the image, hate the caption. It's too long--Hobelhouse 16:39, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
Comment I went ahead and changed the caption to a distilled version of the Africa article's introduction. On my screen the caption matches the length of the image perfectly. How does it look to you? Too long? Too many links? I'm willing to change it. Just keep in mind that Featured Picture capt

Crop Finger

Featured picture candidate

I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
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Featured —rc (t) 01:02, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

Self-Nom and For because africa has had enough punishment. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:17, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For, I found one of these in my backyard. --OsirisX 02:33, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁷+::: 03:45, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For. But then I'll change my vote to against on PFP so... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 06:09, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For, yeah up yours as well --Northy 19: 48, 21 May (my time again!)
Yes! - Sikon 11:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Soor --Z B 12:19, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Did you edit this pic, Kaizer? If so, very good work. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 13:43, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you, I did. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 14:30, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:52, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
for lol--Staff Sergent Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 17:08, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Onific Against. I just don't think it's front page material, sorry. --Witty Guy bitch at me 18:20, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

For. I love it. --ANID N MENO S C WICZ 02:18, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Finally, proof of intelligent life in the universe. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:18, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Reserved For. Even though there are a million like it, none are as yet a featured picture so I think it deserves it. --129.96.142.18 03:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:40, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Nice. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 13:39, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For. This could be trouble for us earthlings. Watch the skies. Swordmaster 18:19, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For, although I always thought I'd be the first one to put a middle finger on the front page. --EvilZak 20:52, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For no reason should this not be featured.--Witt E, 01:11, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
Against Well, I think some kids go on this site and, there parents might make them stop going on here because of this picture. The thing 23:12, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Noob-Friendly Almanack

Featured picture candidate

Chronicling every edit from every date between 20 April 2005 and 20 April 2006, the Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the Uncyclopedia Noob's ultimate sourcepoint, written in such simple language that even the n00best of n00bs can comprehend such subjects as The Bermuda Triangle with ease.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featured —rc (t) 03:51, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

Self-nom and for. Time to face the firing squad... please don't be too brutal! --Hindleyite Talk 12:58, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
Against. Bad photoshop. Some of the text looks like it's literally not attached to the book. Also, why yellow?--Anon32 13:49, 7 May 2006 (UTC)For, now that it looks quite a bit better.--Anon32 20:45, 9 May 2006 (UTC)

It's supposed to be a dust cover. Also it's a parody of the Wisden Almanack, which is yellow. Tell me which bits look bad so I can fix 'em. --Hindleyite

Talk 16:08, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

The words "edited by anonymous IPs" are fuzzy, and the oval thing on the side doesn't match the slant of the book.--Anon32 20:17, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I just noticed that the book seems thicker at the top than the bottom.--Anon32 20:19, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

For. --User:Nintendorulez 17:16, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
For. I think the text on the spine of the book (left side of the image) needs to be curved to match the book. I don't see a problem with the book being thicker at the top, that's just perspective. The oval thing is fine, it's just the text on the oval which is a bit odd. Bloopy 01:29, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
For --Spin 01:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Against Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 03:01, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Weak Forgainst --Splaka 04:55, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
- Comment >:| —rc (t) 15:33, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  - Reply: Is that better? --Splaka 04:37, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
For It has that strange beauty that only Wisden can provide ----Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:16, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Against. Really. Really. Really no reason to vote against but none to vote for it either. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:10, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
- Comment so why did you vote? --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 08:15, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
  - Because there was no reson to vote for, therefore it can't be all to good. You see? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:13, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
For goes down well with me. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 08:15, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
Weak against.--Rataube 11:28, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
For cause I like tuna. --The Zombiebaron 02:27, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

*Against. Another one that just doesn't strike me as FUNNY. Well done, though.--<<>> 03:25, 10 May 2006 (UTC) Heh heh, ok. I'll bite. For.--<<>> 14:04, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

Weak for. It's a very good picture but I'm not sure exactly how funny it is :/. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 15:47, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Anybody got any suggestions for any humorous edits etc. I can add to make it funnier? --Hindleyite

Talk 15:49, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

CommentI dunno... maybe if it boasted including things like, "tips and tricks to keep Famine and Splarka from banning you!" or "Tips of how to get your image from being murdered by voters at VFP", "list of inside jokes sure to get your article featured", "Users you should get to know", "Case studies of users that have been ostracized", or "Sunset/Sunrise times in UTC" could all be funny, potentially, off the top of my head.--<<

>> 00:21, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

~~its 'AAAAAAAAA!' there are nine As then an exclamation mark.~~ Against; plus this image is crap IMO. --Anidn. Me? NO! MUN FC4 ⌘ .az VforIRCop(HOLLA ATCHA BOY!) 03:16, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
For no comment --HP talk 18:54, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
For! - Sikon 14:03, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
For I think it's funny, so if you don't like it, die, die and go to hell! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:53, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
For Five, Six, Seven . . . --Hrodulf 08:28, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

Captain Obvious

Score:+6

Featured picture candidate

Captain Obvious on the Titanic

Image credit: PiOfFive
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Featured —rc (t) 04:42, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Nom and For Fantastic! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 21:04, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
For. --PiOfFive 21:05, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Although it'll probably be voted down, it's funny as hell. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:17, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
for!'--Officer Cadet Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 22:25, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
For, because I love Captain Obvious. --OsirisX 02:35,

Pontius Pilot

Score:+14

Featured picture candidate

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin.

Image credit: Savethemooses
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Score:+14

Featured picture candidate

Pontius Pilot

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin.

Image credit: Savethemooses
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Featured I used the original image because Mooses and another user preferred it, whereas only one person implied that they preferred the second version. —rc (t) 03:39, 30 April 2006 (UTC)

How about the bottom version? Is it better in terms of size issues? Personally I think the older version is smoother and works despite its size. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:12, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Do you have a PNG of this from the original PSD because it would definitely be clearer at a smaller size if it was a PNG -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here} 14:51, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Nomination and for This is the first image I've created that I feel is somewhat good. I like the "PP" emblem at the top the most. So... yeah. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:05, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Biblical humor. Gotta love it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:06, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. The age old Biblical pun. Brilliant. Hindleyite Talk 17:11, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For - Excellent quality; outstanding humour. --Imrealized 17:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

*Against, unless you change the name of the Recycle Bin. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:17, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment I actually kept Recycle Bin on purpose, because in the article it doth say: Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin. --

» Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

For, then. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:34, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
for. --Spin 17:32, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. It's well done 'n all (seriously), but needs the context to reach its full funny... --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 17:43, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

I'm retracting my (ignorant) vote, as I'm sure more biblical knowledged people will find this image hilarious. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 04:44, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

Against As a Jew, I don't understand what the joke is. Plus the caption should say "Circumsizing"...that would be funny. And maybe it should be in Latin...as per the caption. --The Zombiebaron 18:08, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak for As a half breed Jew, I get the humor, which is very funny. But I wish the screen graphics were better because they're very tiny, and are going to be miniscule on the front page. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak against. Funny? Yes, but size issues kill this on the front page.--<<>> 19:01, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Agaisnt ENOUGH WITH THE JESUS JOKES! --PiOfFive 19:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment Please explain how this is a Jesus joke. More than anything it's a Pontius Pilate joke. If you read the article, you'll see I make fun of Pontius Pilate for letting the wrong guy get killed. In fact, I got the idea for the article whilst at a Good Friday service. Not even kdding. --

» Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:13, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Fro MORE WITH THE JESUS JOKES! I think the thing that should be added is from the article: "Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin." Also to explain the joke, the file is named Jesus.chr (Jesus Christ) and the user of the Pontius Pilot (the man who sent Jesus to his death) is deleting the file and leaving the Barabbus file (just as Pilate did)... IMO, it is great, and if you are truly satirists and this is a satire website then ALL subjects should be fine to parody, not just SOME. If someone here was a Scientologist and saw my last featured image, they would no doubt say it was offensive and that it made fun of their beliefs and although I am Christian and find this image making light of my religion's savior, the overall irony and topicality of the image wins my vote over offensiveness because EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE OFFENDED BY SOMETHING HERE, WHY SHOULD WE PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT WILL BE OFFENSIVE? Not to mention that it's funny naming it the "Pontius Pilot" -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here}19:51, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Nobody has said they find it offensive. The objections have been 1) "I don't get the joke," 2) size issues and 3) Jesus jokes are getting old on Uncyclopedia (and let's face it, we've had more than our share). —rc (t) 20:15, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  - ah I took pi's comment as he found it offensive -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here}22:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
~~Weak for. Very funny, size issues though. It could include a hands-washing icon.--Rataube 20:41, 23 April 2006 (UTC)~~
Comment Is the new caption better? Or should I keep the old one?-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:53, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

I wouldn't vote for it with this caption, it's too close to explaining the joke.--Rataube 21:03, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Just to confuse it further, I like the longer caption. :)--<<

>> 21:21, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

For. --OsirisX 23:55, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Against I love it! It is really funny, but it relies on small text. Small text in featured images just doesn't cut it. --Mosquitopsu 03:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Against: Sorry STM, it's too tall, won't be legible when shrunk and I'm just not feeling it. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:00, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
For-That is fucking funny--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:40, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment - I recommend changing "start" to "initio", PNG (Portable Network Graphic) to CGG (Confertus Cassius Graphicus) and "Crucifying..." to "Tollens in Crucem...", putting a latin date on instead of the time (eg. a.d. VIII Kal. Mai.) --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 17:10, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment The image is now about the size of the Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City image and doesn't(in my opinion) lose too much of its effectiveness. Discuss. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:08, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Best caption EVER, like, in the entire history of captions. -- Skyscraper 23:13, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

For still wish the Icons were bigger, but now there big enough--Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 01:47, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
$\sum _{k=0}^{1}\left(2k+1\right)$ 04:34, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Against: Boring --Alan Truism 20:21, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
FOR!!!. This is one of the funniest pictures I've seen in a while. It's perfect, the "Pontius Pilot", Jesus.chr being crucified, etc.--Anon32 01:07, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
Great caption, but don't feature. Sir Dawg cun | tlk | vdp 00:35, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Very witty. 71.226.170.236 11:03, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

For This is, in my opinion, the funniest candidate left. I didn't think my SHal.jpg thing was going to win, but I'm a little confused about the unanimously negative response. Then again, that could just be me out of whack sense of humor acting up again.
- Unsigned.--Anon32 18:56, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
For This is, in my opinion, the funniest candidate left. I didn't think my SHal.jpg thing was going to win, but I'm a little confused about the unanimously negative response. Then again, that could just be me out of whack sense of humor acting up again. --RudolfRadna 19:02, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Well made and a goos joke, though it does lose something out of the context of the article. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 11:11, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
Please, please, please,No more jesus jokes. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:34, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
- For the love of all that is holy this is not a "Jesus joke", especially not one in the vein of most Uncyclopedia Jesii jokes. Just because it mentions Him doesn't mean it's a Jesus joke. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:01, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:01, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Totally awsome, I like the first one however, but the idea is the same. --¶ 17:48, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
Conditional For. If you change descending to ascending in the caption, you have my vote. Last time I checked, you ascend into heaven, right?--Jocke Pirat 18:52, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
- Response Hell is to Earth what the Recycle Bin is to the Pontius Pilot. Thus it is accurate to say that the file descended. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:32, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
For - What the hell.--Surreal Hamster
For - Despite, or perhaps because of, the way that it ridicules, demeans, offends and oppresses a handy piece of portable technology --Hardwick Fundlebuggy 23:00, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

Age of Umpires

Score:+16

Featured picture candidate

A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featured —rc (t) 04:42, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Nomination Probably my single favorite original image from the Poo Lit Surprise. —rc (t) 01:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Goodness, yes. A well-deserved winner already. More shiny things! -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 01:30, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For, even though I don't understand the first damned thing about cricket. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:31, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Hilarious at first sight, with or without any knowledge of cricket.--<<>> 02:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
what's so funny about that? against --LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here} 04:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. --Spin 06:05, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. --OsirisX 08:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 10:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. I don't find this funny--Rataube 10:58, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For Jolly good! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:00, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Against Oh look you can copy and paste a picture of people playing baseball onto a screenshot of somone playing AOE. Whoop-D-do. I'd vote yes if you could ~~A) make the box~~, or B) make the Umpires look like real AOE figures. --The Zombiebaron 13:35, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Apparently the box has been made, and I don't like it either. --The Zombiebaron 13:41, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment, they are playing Cricket, not Baseball. --OsirisX 23:57, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
- still doesn't change that it's very unfunny --LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here}00:23, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Can I vote for my own pic? --Hindleyite Talk 13:48, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Yes, you may. And 't is indeed a mighty good image. Funnies all over, and not a detail missed. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 14:18, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Yes please. -- Skyscraper 15:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For - Even with my horribly rudimentary knowledge of cricket and AOE, I still find this immensely funny. Nice work. --Imrealized 17:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
comment no, honestly, can someone explain why this image is funny because I dont understand it and if someone explains it then perhaps it will make more sense... -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here}17:38, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Against I don't get it, sorry, but I just don't find it funny. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:26, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For. I don't like Cricket......I love it.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Comment This highlights the whole 'satire without context' issue doesn't it? Only British people seem to find this hilarious, like me, yet none of us find US jokes funny in the least. maybe we should institute another ignorable policy....--The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
I think it needs a caption that better illustrates it, cuz just saying "screenshot from the game" doesn't explain anything for this pic. -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here}19:40, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment The essence of this image is that it's a pun put into (I think) a very well-done photoshop job. The little figures look just like what I remember the sprites from Age of Empires looking like, and nearly every part of the screenshot contributes to the joke. I'm not even British and I don't know the first thing about cricket, and I like the image a lot. The caption I used gives the basic joke, but if someone wants to write a longer one by all means go ahead. —rc (t) 00:29, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Against It looks really good, but I am afraid that most people probably woudln't get it (must have played some AoE), making it a bad image for featuring. --Mosquitopsu 03:05, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
For: /me agrees with Rc --Sir gwax (talk) 13:58, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
For aussie aussie aussie --SubPOP 16:32, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
For. I thought something like this up before I knew about Uncyclopedia. Swordmaster 17:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Anyone who doesn't understand the joke might want to look up what an umpire is and then see if they can figure out why it is funny to photoshop cricket into Age Of Empires. Bloopy 10:46, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
BUENO--Alan Truism 20:19, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
For--Anon32 01:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
For sure Excellent image. Sir Dawg cun | tlk | vdp 00:36, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Armed Monkeys

Featured picture candidate

The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

Image credit: Sunsneezer
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Featured —rc (t) 04:40, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

Nomination --—rc (t) 00:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. I like. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:35, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment The one monkey's head is a bit too high. Fix it and I'll vote for it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Bloopy 03:20, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. --OsirisX 04:17, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For -Spin 04:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For --User:Nintendorulez 11:42, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Against --Anidn. Me? NO! MUN FC4 ⌘ .az VforIRCop(HOLLA ATCHA BOY!) 13:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Against - What? Noone else is giving a reason! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:11, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Funny! Hindleyite 14:24, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. If there's one thing that I've learned during my time as a user here at Uncyclopedia, it's what makes a good pun. When I was learning about this crap in history class, this was the only thought that was passing throught my mind. Excellent photoshopping. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~ 16:37, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For: I find it humorous and the image quality is decent enough. --Sir gwax (talk) 16:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Nah--Rataube 17:13, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

I like Zombie's suggestion below, a good reference to planet of the apes would buy my vote, not that it needs it...--Rataube 23:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

For. Good schtuff.--<<>> 17:54, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For I'd like it more if the caption contained a Planet of the Apes refrence...but we can deal with that later or something...--The Zombiebaron 18:02, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For I like it. The caption needs a little bit of work, however. --Mosquitopsu 20:49, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
for napppy likeie--Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 22:57, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Monkeymonkeymonkey. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:59, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Against... Eh... not all that funny, especially without the caption. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:26, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
For... Just to cancel out Tompkins' vote ;) --LinkTGF 01:36, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Against... Just to cancel out Link's cancelling out (are you a green-tights-wearing, swishy adventurer or a sausage? I'm just wondering...) ;) --Imrealized 07:53, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
- It's a little of both, I try not to let people on to my secret though :D --LinkTGF 17:56, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
Fur. - Sikon 13:27, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. It is not very well executed.--Winston 13:39, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
For. 'tis hilarious. --Kenmcfa:Hated by 9 out of 10 admins. F@H 15:48, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. Great concept, but the picture looks a bit wonky, I dunno. --Conniption 09:42, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For. perfect--Witt E, 18:07, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
Against kind of cute, but not quite there... Yuletide 06:00, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
For monkeys are ALWAYS funny...--SubPOP 09:48, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment They're apes, not monkeys (not that anyone cares...) ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:26, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Against I want to vote for, but I have to keep the pattern. Seriously. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:28, 21 April 2006 (UTC) Okay, the pattern's been broken anyway, I change my vote to For -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:17, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak against I think it's bloody hilarious but it needs to look a touch more convincing. George VI 02:23, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
Against No. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:03, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Tom Wants You!

Featured picture candidate

Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

Image credit: LinkTGF
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Featured —rc (t) 04:24, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

self nom and for --LinkTGF 23:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak for if only because I enjoy mocking him. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:48, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 23:53, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Strongly For!!!!!. That fool Tom Cruise couldn't be mocked enough!--Frinko 00:31, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For. God, I hate Tom Cruise... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For... is he pointing at God?--<<>> 00:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
- thank god someone got that, I thought no one would notice lol --LinkTGF 00:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For I got it Link, and I like it. --The Zombiebaron 01:06, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
OT IV Tom=Batshit Insane --Roger The BUM MUN ⌥⌘⎋ F@H Complaints H4x0R M3! Euroipods! Norwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 03:22, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
Against - Change Tom Cruise to Uncle Sam, switch the pointing finger to his other hand and have it pointing at us, substitute Communism for Scientology and add five more exclaimation points and I may change my vote. But probably not. --Imrealized 04:45, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
- err... no... maybe since you voted against the image you just described you should change your vote to neutral ;) --LinkTGF 05:05, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  - Wow... I did, didn't I? Shit, I thought I was someone else for a second. In light of this development, mark me down as FOR (it really is well done Link, especially the inclusion of Scientology's own Rosy Cross) --Imrealized 05:56, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁷+::: 08:07, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For. I want THIS PICTURE for featuring. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:19, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For. --Conniption 09:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Good work. --Hindleyite 18:02, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Funny.--Rataube 20:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:53, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. Why? Because I'm awkward. And besides, the picture of Tom is too small on the poster. And it looks too unrealistic. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 11:20, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. No celebrity jokes, please. Not for the front page, at least. - Sikon 12:01, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
for but the 'for scientology' font kinda bugs me. it dosn't seem to fit... --neko 16:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
- I used IMPACT font for all the text in that image :) --LinkTGF 16:57, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer! Get rid of those blasted Thetans the humane way! Swordmaster 16:50, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
Against I don't know, it's a good image but Scientology is a twice-dead horse at the moment. —rc (t) 22:27, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
forThat boy needs help--Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:17, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Vitruvian Man

Featured picture candidate

Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

Image credit: Rei
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Featured --—rc (t) 05:58, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Nomination --—rc (t) 00:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For That's just dandy. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:30, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Fore!!!!!--63.229.223.242 00:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
4 -- ~~VFP~~ Eincyc (talk) 00:52, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. That's funny. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:00, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For but where is the penis? Leonardo would have never forgotten the penis. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:44, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
!eroF yay for kid drawings -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:01, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Bloopy 03:20, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For, lacking the Penis makes this even funnier. --OsirisX 04:09, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For Entirely by chance, I just happened to stumble on this image here: [1], but seeing as the submitter there and here are both called Rei, I'm assuming it's all legit. --Spin 06:06, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For - Realized he forgot the penis, da Vinci rectified his mistake minutes later by inventing the dildo. Imrealized 06:59, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. He is perfect. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:57, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For. --User:Nintendorulez 11:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
For --Anidn. Me? NO! MUN FC4 ⌘ .az VforIRCop(HOLLA ATCHA BOY!) 13:49, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Awsome. For----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 16:09, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Definitely For, but the only thing that I would suggest is doing balls with sticks in them for the hands, as all little kids do. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~ 16:39, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment. I don't want to be a buzzkill, but this was highlighted at Blue's News, as a contest Worth 1000 has been running. I don't care one way or the other, but we may look like we're copying their idea. FYI.--<<>> 17:53, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
- Rei actually made this for an earlier Worth1000 contest. I suppose it might be an issue, though, that the image wasn't made specifically for Uncyclopedia? I didn't think about that when I nominated it. —rc (t) 18:01, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak For --The Zombiebaron 18:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
1/quarter--Roger The BUM MUN ⌥⌘⎋ F@H Complaints H4x0R M3! Nørwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 21:22, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
4^4 - Nonymous 21:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak-ish For. Code.azul 22:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
weak agenst no make me laugh--Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 22:56, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
strong for IMO, mixing Leonardo and little kids takes some balls to do right --LinkTGF 01:36, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Grue Crossing

Featured picture candidate

The Grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
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Featured --—rc (t) 05:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Self-Nom and For --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 02:36, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Against The "You will die" part looks terrible. What did you use? MS Paint? --Mosquitopsu 02:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Much better, but I still don't think it fits as a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 04:42, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
Against: I like it, but the "You will die" is too much and I can see the edges of your edits as color differences. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:44, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:12, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Strong For. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:01, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

*Against, the "You will die" part is rather obvious. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:14, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

- For, much better now. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:02, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against I love the idea, but on real road signs letters (most notable the E an G) don't intersect with the line marking the edge of the sign. Aswell I have a problem with the "You Will Die", but people have already mentioned all my complaints. Maybe you could also edit a picture of a grue into the background...--The Zombiebaron 11:35, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Against but i almost voted for 2 cancel out osirisX's "2 obvious" reason.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 12:02, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

I've made some changes, but I'm not sure what you mean by "too obvious." --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 12:47, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Against. Just doesn't look real enough. Sorry.--<<>> 17:09, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
for I acualy saw one of those on I-35 once--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 19:23, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Heh, forgot to post the updated image. Now it's fixed. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 21:57, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

For--Rataube 00:10, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
Mega-strong for - Nonymous 15:57, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
Um, grues aren't supposed to attack in broad daylight? At least unless they're wearing sunglasses? --Carlb 17:38, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- For that would be why the road is currently Grue free... duh... --MindsUnwound (F@H MUN NS talk) spent his last for this crap at approximately 17:29, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
For A Grue a day keeps the doctors with pay --Nytrospawn 17:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For I like it. Although I must correct Nytrospawn: it's the funeral home directors who benefit from the grues. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:12, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 21:08, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 14:07, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
for IDK why I haven't voted for this yet O_o --LinkTGF 06:00, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
For with a bit more Photoshopping. Hindleyite 08:31, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
For diMario has a grue named Wendy. --Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) (Zim_ulator and Evelyn the Modified Dog) 14:48, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

For. -Conniption 14:50, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Nice work. --PiOfFive OD QFP TREKKIE PIC 04:15, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Well done. Dame CUN VFH VFP PMS •YAP• 00:08, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
Against I'm sorry, I don't find grues particularly funny anymore. --—rc (t) 05:08, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Perhaps something involving 'Make sure you have your lights on' would work well...? -Owl Pie 15:00, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Wikimoon?

Featured picture candidate

Gosh, Wikipedia is starting to get a little too big...

Changes made: Caption is larger now, moved up. Pic is cropped. Text "Wikipedia" removed.

Image credit: DaMenace
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Featured --Rcmurphy Sq.W (Talk) 03:35, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Self Nominate and a shameless vote For.--DaMenace 23:50, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Heh, just saw this, might wanna crop a bit though... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:51, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
For. –H . 01:14, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
For, needs a larger caption though. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Creator's note: I have made the caption larger now.)
- I meant the caption in the purple box, not on the image. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:10, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against I really like it but I don't see it as a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 01:24, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Against, possible for. If you put the caption IN the caption slot, I'll be happier. --Boy Toy bitch at me 02:52, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Creator's note: Fixed it.)
- Comment I'm not saying I'd vote for it anyway, but I think "That's Wikipedia" should be excised from the internal caption. I feel strongly that it should. --—rc (t) 03:13, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

For--Surreal Hamster
For Much better, that image is now officialy superb. --Olipro (Harass) 03:37, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment from creator: You mean remove "That's Wikipedia"? Would this make it better? Would people really get it then? --DaMenace 03:44, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Conditional for if "That's Wikipedia" is removed (and you got the quote wrong anyway, it was "That's no moon, it's a space station"). For. - Sikon 04:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment from creator: Ok, ok, ok...I've removed "That's Wikipedia". --DaMenace 04:30, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
For its a cool pic, and it affirms our view on wikipedia *ptu ptu* (sound of me spitting, im not sure how to spell it) Raemie 12:06, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Against --The Zombiebaron 13:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Against --ANID N MENO S C WICZ 13:26, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Against: Cute picture, got a chuckle out of me, but I really don't like how much it implies that we're wikipedia's annoying little brother; can't we just be our own wiki and not have to constantly poke at wikipedia to prove ourselves? --Sir gwax (talk) 14:20, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
NEG-A-TIVE. I really wish this had come up sooner... before the Wiki Death Star idea was run into the ground. Now, I think the joke's too tired to warrant featuring. It's like the stinking iPod "Whatever" fad all over again, or the "Hitler du jour". Plus, there's little humor context aside from the tenuous relationship that Gwax mentioned, and he's right in saying we should not suggest that. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:55, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
For.--Rataube 22:15, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Against the image, but also against the reasons other people have for voting against. --Spin 22:39, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

AgenstNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO !!!!! FUCK NO--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 00:30, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Yeah, guys. This is just like Euroipods. Only not a single Wikideathstar has been featured, and we're into the dozens on Euroipods features...--<<>> 02:11, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 10:41, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For, though I do think the wikipedia logo could be a little brighter. Doug 20:47, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For, if only to see that *one* of these gets featured, since it's a great concept and, as a bonus, we'll never see it in VFP again *coughmarxalotcough* --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:30, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
For I like it. -- Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:13, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
For. One million is a bit much. -Ximm the Odd, Defender of The Space Five Inches In Front of His Eyes
AGAINST!!!!!!! --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 22:22, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
For. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Dzugavili 17:03, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
For --Alia kenobi 20:14, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
FOR /me headbangs --LinkTGF 21:07, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
For I like it. --(~Sir)Nuke || Talk v MUN v Not An Admin v Completely Unimportant 22:33, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

Metro Freud

Featured picture candidate

As always, Freud has the answer.

Image credit: Spintherism
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Featured --—rc (t) 07:27, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

It's true. --KATIE!! 22:33, 6 April 2006 (PDT)
For innuendo. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:35, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:36, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Shameless self-vote. --Spin 05:38, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
against wow, someone spent all of 2 minutes on that :| --LinkTGF 05:47, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- and yet it is the funniest image on the page. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:51, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
~~Delete~~ Against. NSFW, overused. - Sikon 06:00, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- NSFW?! Since when did the words Phallus and Vagina become obscene in and of themselves? --Sir gwax (talk) 20:49, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
NO! Definitely not.-- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:38, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For YAY FOR PENIS --The Zombiebaron 13:12, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
Against The idea is great, but the quality is lacking ... severely. --Mosquitopsu 13:51, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For: Wow, just wow. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:09, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
my mind says 'against' but my being around you people makes me say for. --neko 17:52, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Eh, screw censorship, this is hilarious.--Anon32 19:16, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For, assuming you mention Metrosexuals in the caption.--<<>> 21:10, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
for my theripist trys to pull the exact same damn thing on me...--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 22:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
For I laughed, and for some reason I can't stop. Immaturity maybe?----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 16:01, 7 April 2006 (PDT)
For, OMG LOLZ FREUD!!!! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:17, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
For. But wait a minute...doesn't the train come out the other end? :-P --PiOfFive 19:08, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
FOR. Heheh . . . Phallus. -Ximm the Odd, Defender of The Space Five Inches In Front of His Eyes ^_^Thursday, April sixteenth, the Year of Original Jesus Two Thousand and Six

Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction

Featured picture candidate

Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal, a single barrel being able to wipe out Cuba.

Image credit: Splaka
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Featured --—rc (t) 03:23, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

Nominating this classic image FOR Why has this never been nommed? FTW?! --LinkTGF 09:57, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
Against It is hard to spot the "Whoop-Ass" on the can. Also, I only knew to look for it after I read the caption, which also needs a lot of work. --Mosquitopsu 13:01, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For: I like the subtlety of it. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:14, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
HELL YES. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:22, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For but change "Whoop Ass" to make it more visible --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 18:12, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. Conditional for if "Whoop Ass" made more visible.--Anon32 19:03, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For, and for the record, I like it the way it is now.--<<>> 19:33, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
Weak AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. I like it, but the caption gives the joke away too quickly. Still, this is VFP, not VFC. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:53, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For Doug 20:42, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
1/Quarter --Roger The Bum Full sig!
<a href="http://rdoger6424.jaywebdesigns.com/recipient.php">psychotomimetic</a>
CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 20:59, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
for though I sugjest making the "woop ass" larger--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 22:29, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Wasn't this nommed before, or something... no? t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:37, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
Against, what the...? - Sikon 01:21, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment - I guess it's a little late, but I made the text larger if anyone wants it.

Even biggerer.
-- Skyscraper 05:14, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

George W. Bush and the lepers

Featured picture candidate

This picture was painted at the scene of George Bush's recent visit to Iraq. Locals rushed out to greet him, as he went about his official business: visiting the sick and needy, dispensing worldly and timeless wisdom, even finding time to heal a few lepers.

Image credit: Spang
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Featured --—rc (t) 23:58, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

My very first self nomination. And for. Feel free to change the caption about or make it longer if you see fit. --Spang 08:07, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For, he is a modern day saint. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:15, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For. He will surely be long remembered for the miracles he worked in the Middle East.--<<>> 08:57, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For, --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 09:41, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For - The Lord has indeed blessed W with magical powers which he in turn bestows upon the world. Amen. --Imrealized 09:49, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
for the world's only tr00 saint --LinkTGF 19:44, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For Wow! Looks awesome. --Mosquitopsu 21:38, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For How can this not win? -- User:no13 22:03, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Though I highly advise a new caption... with better... like... grammar.. or smartness.. or tone.. or somethin... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:02, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

I agree ½. Any suggestions? --Spang 17:14, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

For--Surreal Hamster 02:53, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
For--Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)^{[citation needed]} 09:20, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
For. You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "WTF, why hasn't G.W.B. been canonized yet??" -- Skyscraper 05:15, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Clever. - Sikon 15:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
Against. --ANID N MENO S C WICZ 16:41, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
Against. It just isn't funny. --PiOfFive 21:38, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
For. And may the grace of our lord George W. Bush be with us. Amen.--Anon32 21:39, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
My first VFP-for in quite some time... See how it'll get your image featured? ;) --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 21:50, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
LMAO thats awsome *hands over a $4 bill----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 23:43, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Zoloft Seppuku

Featured picture candidate

Though Zoloft has been very successful in its ad for fighting depression on American television, it's had difficulty adapting its campaign for airing in Japan.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured --—rc (t) 05:58, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

For. Probably deserves a better caption.. but it needed to be nommed. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:03, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
fowr nice! --LinkTGF 18:08, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
For: Gwax agrees that it indeed needed to be nommed (and that it needs a better caption). --Sir gwax (talk) 18:31, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! This works well. Paxil's more of an antifreeze margarita. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:39, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Gotta love Harry Carey.--<<>> 20:32, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:46, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:50, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Yay for emo-bubble people! --SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat *moan* F@H MUN CM NS 01:16, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
So For - Yes. This is excellent. Yes. --Imrealized 07:18, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment I think I'd vote for this if someone sharpened the blobs' facial expressions. They're too blurry, especially compared to their outlines. --—rc (t) 17:56, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment addendum And it needs a better caption. Bad. --—rc (t) 08:25, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

THEN MAKE ONE!

t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 08:27, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Seppuku is always funny. For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:34, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
'For. But what the fuck is seppuku? ANID N MENO S C WICZ 22:33, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment It's something to do with honorable disembowelment and beheading. I've never tried it myself, but I hear it's the shit. --Spin 22:56, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment. In feudal Japan, Samurai had the option of suicide when they lost a battle so that they could maintain their family's honor, and a surprising number of them took that option.--<<

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For I uploaded a sharpened image. It still needs a good caption and no, Tompkins, I will not write one. --—rc (t) 06:26, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

for I like those ads...--Nappy The Quarryman 17:01, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment this is obviously a refrence to something (ads has been mentioned a couple times) but in the good old Canadian States of America, we don't seem to see these ads, therefore making it not very funny to me. But I won't vote against it because I only don't get it due to my own short fallings --The Zombiebaron 02:21, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment Zombie, I don't know about everyone else, but I would think you should vote against if you don't think it's funny. If it's because you're Canadian, fine. I'm sure other Canadians visit the site, too, so "Canadians won't get this" is a valid reason to vote against (though probably not to openly campaign to take it down). That's my thought, anyway.--<<>> 04:56, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

MS Word Processor

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The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99!

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Featured --—rc (t) 06:04, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Nom and For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:13, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
For. I didn't really think anything of it when I made it, but wow, okay! Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~ 19:44, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

*conditional for I love it but it needs to be bigger --LinkTGF 19:42, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

For. Another good one. YES! VFP is back!--<<>> 20:33, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
For: But you need to increase the resolution and make sure the Microsoft logo and Word logo aren't as fuzzy as they are now. Perhaps, remaking it from higher resolution versions of the original sources. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:37, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak for--Rataube 21:11, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Love the interesting play on Word. Swordmaster 22:22, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:45, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:50, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 01:06, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

*Against low quality/pixelation --SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat *moan* F@H MUN CM NS 01:11, 25 March 2006 (UTC)recinded

Okay, now that it's updated to the Tompkins version, I vote no other way than YES. --SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat *moan* F@H MUN CM NS 01:49, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

For. -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 01:30, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For, duh. - Sikon 03:15, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For. How terribly pun-ny.--POJoe!TALK CONTRIBS F@H 12:35, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For - but of course. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:52, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Do you think I should cut the word being processed "Antidisestablishmentarianism" in half? Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~ 14:45, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For - Simple, bad pun good. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 21:28, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Forget it. A not-entirely-bad idea, poorly executed. Re-do it from scratch with decent resolution on the elements. I want to see crisp logos, not fuzz. Luv 'n' kisses. --Guffawing Crow (guff) 03:23, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- iAgree with Guffawing Crow, and as a general statement to about half the images nommed I think there are good ideas just poor execution of them... --LinkTGF 04:29, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Marx-A-Lot

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Shown here is Leon Trotsky, rewriting history with his trusty "NEV-R-FAIL®" Marx-A-Lot pen.

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Featured --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 08:23, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Nominate and For - Let's try this again :) --LinkTGF 06:43, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For Pretty good. --Spin 06:59, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For. --OsirisX 07:14, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - If I can make the marker look like it belongs in his hand more realistically I'll upload a better version later but now I'm fairly happy with it :) --LinkTGF 07:16, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! WOW, someone LISTENED to me! I said I'd support it, and I'm a 'bot of my word! Good Show!!! :D --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:29, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
Conditional for. I like this one the best of the three, but again, I don't want ALL THREE to get featured.--<<>> 19:07, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Best one yet, although the marker is a bit large. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:22, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Funni. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:41, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For: zee proletariat is right! ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:36, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against Purely because I'm tired of the re-nominations. However, this is the best in the series. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:31, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Marx-A-Lot 4. - Sikon 12:53, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against. I like it, but with some more thought this idea could have happened on your desktop, THEN shown up here, and spared VFP a lot of grief. ~ T. (talk) 20:37, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Against WHy ruin a good streak of againsts? – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 22:04, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against. We need Lenin! --PiOfFive 02:52, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
For, but I'd prefer Marx or Lenin to endorse it. --Comrade —Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:16, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
FOR!!! ROTFLMFAOYMFAHBBQ!--Nappy The Quarryman 21:08, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Marx-A-Lot 3

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Shown here is Leon Trotsky, rewriting history with his trusty "NEV-R-FAIL®" Marx-A-Lot pen.

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Featured --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 08:23, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Nominate and For - Let's try this again :) --LinkTGF 06:43, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For Pretty good. --Spin 06:59, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For. --OsirisX 07:14, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - If I can make the marker look like it belongs in his hand more realistically I'll upload a better version later but now I'm fairly happy with it :) --LinkTGF 07:16, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! WOW, someone LISTENED to me! I said I'd support it, and I'm a 'bot of my word! Good Show!!! :D --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:29, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
Conditional for. I like this one the best of the three, but again, I don't want ALL THREE to get featured.--<<>> 19:07, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Best one yet, although the marker is a bit large. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:22, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Funni. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:41, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
For: zee proletariat is right! ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:36, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against Purely because I'm tired of the re-nominations. However, this is the best in the series. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:31, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Marx-A-Lot 4. - Sikon 12:53, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against. I like it, but with some more thought this idea could have happened on your desktop, THEN shown up here, and spared VFP a lot of grief. ~ T. (talk) 20:37, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Against WHy ruin a good streak of againsts? – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 22:04, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against. We need Lenin! --PiOfFive 02:52, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
For, but I'd prefer Marx or Lenin to endorse it. --Comrade —Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:16, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
FOR!!! ROTFLMFAOYMFAHBBQ!--Nappy The Quarryman 21:08, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

iPod Floppy

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Featured --—rc (t) 06:00, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

In case people don't like the first one. - Sikon 18:33, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
STRONG For - Wow, the first time something I made was nominated without me nominating it! - LinkTGF
For I'm usually too lazy to vote, but this is great stuff. --68.251.199.91 20:02, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

That was me. --Anon32 14:11, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment The formatting was a little ambiguous at first, and I'm not sure if some of these votes were specifically for the second one. --Spin 01:44, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
All for finaly, a funnie ipod joke!--Nappy The Quarryman 02:23, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
iApprove - I like the first one as well, but this "floppy" is more Apple-esque, and doesn't have size issues...The only thing that threw me at first was the still from Star Wars...A iPod Floppy Video - contains 2 seconds of video. - Revolution87
For. I <3 iJokes about iPods --Ladypolitik 05:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
For Great one, iPod jokes are just great! Winckle 12:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
For Totally awesome dude, I love it. --Fedaykin 20:23, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment I just realized it looks like Darth Vader is reaching for the Apple logo, lol --LinkTGF

Weak For. There is nothing iPod related that isn't funny.--<<>> 03:20, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

comment Euro iPods isn't funny. --LinkTGF

RE: comment FLYING FUCK!!! EUROIPODS IS Funny... Meet me in the talk page. ANID N MENO S C WICZ

14:48, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

RE:RE: comment FLYING FUCK!!! NO IT'S NOT! FLYING FUCK!!!1! --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Against iPod is the Admiral Akbar of Uncyclopedia. It's tired.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:24, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
4GB. Which is quite a bit more than this could ever hold. Swordmaster 06:26, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak For. ANID N MENO S C WICZ 14:46, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
For Old school! - Judgement 20:05, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
For but I would have made the image of Darth Vader really small and shown it through the little window on the metal slide plate. But thats just me. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:39, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. I am getting tired of iPod stuff. It would have to be of commercial quality to be featured IMO. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 06:38, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment Explain what you mean by commercial quality --LinkTGF

Against Just not that funny really. Draconas 12:19, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Against: I don't find it particularly funny and there's something about the compositing that just doesn't work for me. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:25, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Against--Rataube 15:55, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Against There seem to be a number of Ipod images floating around Uncyclopedia. It seems that the Ipod cow has been milked dry. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 19:22, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
iFor. Yeah, iPod jokes are getting old. But this one is awesome. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Conditional For. I think the image would be better if there eighter was some more white space around it or no white space at all. If one of those terms are fulfilled, it's a for. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:10, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

eliminated the white space :) --LinkTGF

Condition fulfilled. Also, I resized it, so it won't have size problems on the main page, even after the featured image became not-so-featured anymore... If you don't like it, change it back to 200px, but I do think this 170px is better. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:11, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Against 'nuff said. --The Zombiebaron 23:38, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Against The first time I saw the title of this article I thought it was about an iPod with a floppy drive. That I would have voted for. Doug 04:55, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
Against we already have too many ipod related articles/pictures. Plus, it doesn't make sense that the screen is the protective slider. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 19:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
For - Last time I checked, iPods were still grinding their way into American (and possibly other) cultures, so I fear we should, nay, must continue beating this dead horse until it rises from the grave and beats us. Oh, and the image is very slick. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 11:52, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
I'm not going to deny that this is a quality image, but seriously... this iPod shit's about as funny and entertaining as back-to-back marathons of The Waltons and Gilmore Girls. Not a chuckle, but one long, loud groan. Enough already -- Talk:Euroipods is as funny as it will get. Strong against. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:01, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment: For all of you voting against because there are too many iPod images, you should all be ashamed. FINALLY, a GOOD iPod pic comes up, front page material, dare I say, and you all just vote against. The image IS FUNNY! It looks like the iPod Nano on a floppy for all of you who didn't get it, and that's funny! Darth Vader is reaching for the Apple, for crying out lod! Hell, even I voted for it. I hope you all reconsider, because voting against an image just because there are many similar is stupidity. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:23, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Rebuttal: First of all, let's tone down the vitriol here. I apologize for mine, as well. Yes, Uncyclopedia is flooded with iPod images. But that's not the issue here. The issue is whether or not this image deserves to be featured based on its intrinsic comedic value (or so I have always thought.) Personally, I voted against this image because it, like all other iPod derivatives, is in no way humorous to me. No matter how well-done the pic has been, the "funny" has never been there for me. So yes, it is a great pic, but I didn't laugh. I groaned, not only because it's not funny to me, but also because I've already seen it. Many, many times. There's few things as irritating as hearing the same unfunny joke told over and over (i.e. "Git-R-Done!" *ZAP!*) It's turning into an extrapolation exercise that, for my money, is vastly inferior to the likes of MST3K's "Wiffle obsession" bumper ("Wiffle underpants, Wiffle roach motel, Wiffle Claude Aiken!" What, no iWiffle???) Then again, that's just me, and I don't presume to speak for anyone else. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:54, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Weak for. The only reason I hadn't voted for it earlier is because (the even-more-overused) Darth Vader is on it. IMHO it would be much funnier if it were Steve Jobs picking his nose... (Putting Robert Schneider on it would be even better, but only for people capable of getting impossibly obscure pop-culture references.) c • > • cun w a p q u c ? 18:00, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak for I think we're just peddling th whole ipod thing a bit too far. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:15, 14 March 2006 (UTC

Michael Jackson and the Dingoes

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Michael Jackson demonstrating the proper way to feed dingoes.

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Featured --—rc (t) 07:25, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Nominate (and FOR) I love this image. I snagged this on the Dingo page. Kudos to Gianthogweed --PiOfFive 03:08, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, although it is kinda funny. --The Zombiebaron 03:35, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
For I taste that same aftertaste, but it's probably funny enough. --Spin 03:59, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
That's pretty good for--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:51, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
This is mine, and I like it, so I'm voting for. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 06:33, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
For, an Aussie tradition I have participated in myself. --OsirisX 07:13, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
~~Personally i hate hearing jokes about how "the dingo got my baby", alas this is Nothing but funny~~ dingo got my comment FOR--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 07:49, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
A Suburu + Michael & Son + Tired Aussie Joke = FOR — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 11:40, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
That is tasteless, cliche, over-the-top and just plain wrong: emphatic for. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:37, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
~~Ehhhhh... that's... good enough. For. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:17, 10 March 2006 (UTC)~~
- Changing my vote to Against, because the image is too small. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:27, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
Brilliant! FOR! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:33, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
For!!!!--<<>> 16:56, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
For. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:44, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
This is truly what Uncyclopedia was established for. --Skyscraper 19:48, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
FOR. (although I still think the paparazzi are more menacing and predatory...) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:57, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Although the size could be a problem... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:15, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
Extreem lesbian for!! I laugh--Nappy The Quarryman 22:27, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
For Old but funny. Bananas21ca 00:34, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
Against Poor quality. --—rc (t) 17:19, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. Although, I am not sure I like the quality of the pic. I just really want appear to be nicer than this guy. :) – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 01:15, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Against While funny, bad photoshop job. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:10, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Whack-A-Mao

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Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan

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Featured --—rc (t) 08:13, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

I know that it's been generally decided that gifs don't go on the main page... but this keeps getting funnier the longer I watch it... the Maos made me do it... --KATIE!! 02:07, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
It won't win KT, but what the hey. For.--<<>> 03:22, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
CAPITAL AGAINST. It has size issues, it's not that funny, and for crying out loud, NO GIFS IN THE FRONT PAGE!!! --Boy Toy bitch at me 04:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
For. I'm sick of being the VFP jerk. --Boy Toy bitch at me 04:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
- I gotta stand up for one of my votes and the chosen one's not the For... --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:05, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
For Acid has grown a split personality...--Nappy The Quarryman 04:55, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
For. I can play this all day.--Jtaylor1 05:47, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
~~My brain says for but my eyes say NO! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 06:21, 4 March 2006 (UTC)~~
Conditional for. It's already pretty annoying but I think it deserves a front page feature with a subsequent weight of 1 or 0 for future viewing. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 06:12, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
Againt Although Wack-A-Hitler might be interesting....--The Zombiebaron 17:14, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment But Wack-A-Hitler doesn't sound like Wack-A-Mole at all...--<<>> 17:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

For. --OsirisX 01:28, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
for MaoMaoMaoMao-MaoMaoMaoMao-MaoMaoMAOMao-MAOMaoMaoMao--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:37, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Against decide people , you either allow animated gifs or you dont, personally a separate vote would be good. --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 07:49, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. I dislike animated GIFs, and this is not the most funny one. - Sikon 14:47, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
For--Rataube 15:20, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against On one side it's not really funny at all, but on the other theres not many others on this page that are. --Draconas 04:20, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
Against animated images on the front page, but the image concept is tremendous. ;) --—rc (t) 04:23, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
For! - This actually made e laugh. ANID N MENO S C WICZ 04:54, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
Against. Not particularly funny, in my opinion.--(~Sir)Nuke || Talk v MUN v Not An Admin v Completely Unimportant 05:55, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. I am not generally a fan of animated gifs, and usually I would be strong against any animated gif, but this one still makes me laugh every time I see it. Splarka is an artistic genius. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:53, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
For in red letters (because I'm in Commie Mode). --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 14:01, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
Strong for. HILARIOUS! --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:18, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
For. Added a caption, since I liked it so much. Swordmaster 22:07, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
FOR! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:24, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Against and you'll have to pardon my crude language, but gifs (animated or not) can suck my left nut (not the right one, that's reserved for people and things I like). --Sir gwax (talk) 03:27, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
For Hehehehe "Whack a Mao" :D --LinkTGF
For great justice. EamonnPKeane 18:34, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
For Doug 04:53, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus

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Creationists believe that dinosaurs and man lived side by side, as late as 1865

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Featured --—rc (t) 06:18, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

For and self-nomination. If I can't be noob of the month two featured pictures will have to do.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:40, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
For I like this but I'm not really digging the bubble above Boothes head... the picture made me laugh tho - I think that it alone is good, along with the caption underneath :) --LinkTGF
No. ANID N MENO S C WICZ 14:53, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. You're a n00b, so you'll be forgiven for not knowing the original source image of Booth shooting Lincoln has been done to death on this page (none of them passed).--<<>> 16:22, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Weak for. A wordplay, eh? I was not aware of the Booth quote, I thought he said, "The South will rise again" or some other such nonsense. It had to be explained to me, so it doesn't get a full for, but I'll give it a half-vote.--<<

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Nope--Rataube 20:49, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Against --The Zombiebaron 21:39, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. Self-explanatory. --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:51, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment why is everyone against this, other than that other pictures using the image weren't funny - I think it works well, especially coupled with the caption --LinkTGF
  - I can tell you why I voted against. I'm sick of presidential images. They don't give me the chuckles. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
FOR and I'll tell you why. Its funny, it isn't like anything else thats been on this page in a while, and it attempts to use Latin. Ab imo pectore, I love this image! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
For. As Brad said, "None of them passed." Well then, it's about time isn't it? t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:41, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
For, this image can be found in the Bible. --OsirisX 02:47, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
Contra (or possibly anti not sure which is Greek and which is Latin). Also, if winning awards means that much to you. All you have to do is point out the fact that my first contribution was 18:33, 9 December 2005. ;) -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 04:30, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
For: Are you people nuts, this is one of the best images to come through VFP in ages. Let's do a quick analysis, shall we: That's obviously John Wilkes Booth in the Ford Theater, he's shooting a dinosaur, a freakin' dinosaur, and the edit is of high enough quality that the dinosaur doesn't look out of place. Oh, I almost forgot, when John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, he shouted "Sic semper tyrannis!", COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET A BETTER PLAY ON WORDS THAN THAT?! COME ON PEOPLE! --Sir gwax (talk) 05:59, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comments moved here. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 19:08, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
For --Spin 02:39, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
For It's just funny, mainly for the above reasons already given. Draconas 12:22, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Against--Rataube 15:56, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
- Trying to get two votes in, eh Rataube? I'm onto you... --—rc (t) 06:25, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
For, now that I got it. Besides, there must be one Lincoln joke featured to keep Lincoln joke posters away from VFP. - Sikon 16:23, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
For Much more clever then "Sic Semper Tyra Banks" would have been. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 19:18, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
For.....I likes it.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 13:11, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
- - For.....Now that's funny......Although it reminds me of "Lincoln get pwned by a noob"....But still funny (user:ArcherMan, 03.02.2006)

for the south shal rize again and get its ass handid back to itself just as before ihave no puncuationmarks on this sentence

--Nappy The Quarryman 00:40, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

For This is great! The caption really lifts it to a new level! (although the PWNED one was good) 01:07, 5 March 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

Polar Bear

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Featured --—rc (t) 05:15, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

For. I saw it in new images a while back. I thought it was funny. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 11:28, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Against. I like the pic but I don't think it's funny. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:16, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak for This one also caught my eye. It's well done, and it's funny if you're not paying attention for a moment, then figure out he's not actually eating raspberries. -- Bradaphraser 18:17, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
For--Rataube 22:46, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
For Pretty funny. --—rc (t) 03:04, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
For I got a good laugh out of that one after I realized what was going on. --Mosquitopsu 15:19, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I'm stupid. What's he really eating? It just looks like a bunch of red balls, with blood around them. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 00:24, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak Againstits just a polar bear eating something dead and bloody with raspberries photoshopped on top, is this some joke for people who live in countrys with normal bears? --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN ³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 00:37, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak against. The "censoring" effect is worth a smirk, but not much else. Plus, the blood's just too obvious to make the raspberries work -- my initial thought was "bloody snowballs?" when I saw it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:19, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
For--S P I N N I E 22:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
FOREEEEE!!!!!--User:Golfer 1:58, 01 February 2006 (UTC)

*ACK!!! You really have to read the article to have an appreciation for the pic. It's supposed to be a crappy, obvious photoshop job, that's what makes it funny. Based on that criteria (or maybe the fact that I did it???) I say FOR. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 08:18, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Against I think I am going to keep with my standards despite self promotional interests. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey 21:16, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Abstain until a far better comment is added.... --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 22:50, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Though I think the caption has too many adjectives and the likes, I'm voting for this now. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 17:19, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Against WTF?? ANID N MENO S C WICZ 19:39, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
For - I just changed the caption... Better? -- c • > • cun w a p q u c ? 17:21, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment Hey! You changed the caption...it draws attention ^^^away^^^ from the pic, not to it. HOW DARE YOU!
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Weak for Good, but why did you keep a piece of the kill under the bear?(24.207.91.40 04:59, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
For --eander315 17:21, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
For -- Rei 19:48, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Against, until Change the caption to something funny, please.(Uncyclopedian 02:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
For --Lurgy 06:16, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
FOR the best part of it is the fact that there is a piece of seal left!!!! 16:19, 8 February 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
Okie dokie. ~ T. (talk) 04:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
FOR Why oh why isn't this a featured picture yet? The picture with the caption alone without the article is funny :) --LinkTGF

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A typical English country signpost

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Featured --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 04:10, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Nominated. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:11, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

For - Very imaginative. - Ted Ted 21:10, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
For It made me chuckle.--Sgore
Against. I don't get it. I got a C- in Humour 100. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:02, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak For Didn't make me laugh out loud, but I can see the humor in this, having been to Europe where the signs confused the heck out of me.--<<>> 03:57, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak For--Rataube 13:16, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
very week forIt's funnie, just not very funnie----Nappy The Quarryman 23:04, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
This is ok eh.. weak for ANID N MENO S C WICZ 20:00, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
I love it - If you've ever lived in England, you know this is true. --PiOfFive 20:47, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
Against - Nothing really wrong with it, it just lacks topicality. And it's too dark. --Some user 00:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
For - Lots of Stateside signs are worse though. FireballX301 00:41, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak for Canadian route markers are even worse than British ones. Not surprising, since they're still almost a colony, that they perfect the art of their mother country... » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c »
Against. Fine and true, but hardly an exceptional work of art.--Winston 07:40, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
Against --The Zombiebaron 14:44, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. I find it funny, but I don't think it has pontential for the front page. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:15, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
For. I say good enough for front page material, its not like worse thing have gotten on there...--Jocke Pirat 15:18, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
For So totally English...it's funny --

Member of the Order

18:40, 14 February 2006 (EST)

For. Made me laugh out loud. Aaarrrggh 10:42, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
For I only just found out that this was nominated -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:50, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
MEOW! and just too true. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:46, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
Against Arg... 21:40, 17 February 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
For. Funny. Necessary Evil 22:52, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Strong For. I don't live in England, but this is quite funny. --Ladypolitik 21:33, 19 February 2006 (UTC) (oops! sorry about forgetting to sign :P)
Weak Against It has potential, but I believe that the caption needs to be more, er, unfactual. Of course, I'm basically drowning in the fabled sea of Toomanyfors. Gracenotes ^T § 00:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
For. It is to laugh! -Kotra 08:33, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

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