User talk:Yuri von Juan

I like you too

but only in a totally hetro, you just voted for me so you must be OK kind of way. In way of thanks please accept this:-

Welcome to Yuri von Juan Sutoth Indar's Talk Page! If you leave a message here I will probably respond next month or something. Don't let that stop you though.

This user went to Wikipedia and all he got me was this lousy T-shirt

just don't mention to the police where you got it from ok?--Usewho'sname? 23:35, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

• Ooh, another template for my userpage. I'll have to find some more babel-size boxes to even it up. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

I'm a Skiddles!

And I'm testing my sig in your userpage! -  Skiddles (talk)

And what happens if I believe you?

You don't. - I'ma Skiddykid!

I don't believe you. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

Hello

Ehhll there...heh...don´t fear the worm!, and i salute you. what i am doing here?, jesus, better i click on thi-

Coherent

This is a coherent talk, have fun!
Where i can find the nationalities of the Uncyclopedia's Monkey-RobotDroids? (a.k.a You and Me)
hahaha , have fun! Kane 22:42, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Yuri's Back

And just in time to vote for Neolithic Age on VFH, too.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

OH EM GEE YOU NOICED I WAS BACK! Lovely. The cabal hasn't taken me yet, should they exist. However as my UserPage says my access will be irregular from now on..:'(The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

• Also, plus-vote on Neolithic-OH MY GOD IS THAT A PEBBLE?! *runs away* The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

The search for the Cabal

This next comment and this subject was originally placed in Bobspelledbackwards's user talk page, and I have copied it here to de-fracture the conversation. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

Hello Uncyclopedian! I see you have joined me in my search for the Cabal! I'll make sure to alert your family if you go missing. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

Yes I have started looking for this elusive thing and will do my best to not go missing during the search.

--Bobspelledbackwards 10:44, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Good good. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a number.

Random sig colour?

Just in case you're still undecided on your sig colour, I happened to invent a random colour template. See its page at {{random colour}} if you want to use it. It seems to produce mostly light pastel type colours for me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:13, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the offer, but I'm happy with Teal for the moment.WOOO! Officer Cadet Yuri [BITCH] [MUN] [YvJP] 07:35, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

As much as this is months later, if you go back to a nice sig like this, I'll be less likely to snap and do horrible things to your current one. It's god-awful and is damn distracting on the pages it's on. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 02:01, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Charming. Well, far be it for me to piss someone off. Changed it shall be. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a swimming pool.

Wow! Service with a smile! Even if it was semi-forced. :) Thanks for the change - the solid background on a lot of sigs is moderately distracting. I'm debating whether I have the ambition to go all-out, rabid sig-nazi on lots of people. At the moment, I'm settling for bitching on specific user pages. Thanks a bunch! Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 19:57, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

No problem, but MoneySign thinks I am allowing you to be a tyrant over me. I think it was my choice informed by you and Sannse as to changing my sig...The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 07:27, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Uber 1337 Asshole God

I may be living your dream by being an omnipotent asshole of a giant powerful all knowing god and such, but im more of a demon with the powers of god. really bad, but you see, i got them fair and square, by cheating god out of it. ah well... oh yeah, the point is, u can try to set fire to me. umm... im already on fire, but i think one of my toes isnt, please light it. thank you and good night. i dont sleep because i have to, but the night is boring when you already know what is going on and how every day will go. by the way, dont eat that cheeseburger tomorrow, make u sick in the end. ONX 02:39, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

• Feel free to believe that. I feel the urge for pie comin on. Hee comes the biscuit! The Invading Genius Yuri the Vaguely Octagonal [WORSHUP ME] [MUN] [YvJP] 10:19, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

WOTM vote

Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for voting for my son. He tells me that you have one of the finest staircases in the world, which is always a plus. He lives under ours, next to the fire bucket.

Cheers for the vote --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 11:41, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

No problem HF me old bucko. The Invading Genius Yuri the Vaguely Octagonal [WORSHUP ME] [MUN] [YvJP] 15:08, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Your Sig

It's not that your sig itself is bad, it's that you've got it set up to post all of the code when you add it to a post. See the difference between what your sig looks like on an edit page:

[[Image:Wizstaff2.JPG|15px]]<span class="nounderlinelink"><span style="font-family:'palatino linotype';"><span style="white-space:nowrap; font-variant:small-caps;"><span style="color:#0099ff">The</span> [[HowTo:Kill_Yourself_With_A_Brick|<span style="color:#660000;">Freed Mind</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:#0099ff;">Sutoth Indar</span>]] <span style="color:#660000;">the</span> [[Guild of Tramps|<span style="color:crimson;">Black Mage</span>]][[Image:Wizstaff.jpg|15px]] [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:#006699;"><nowiki>[MUN]]] [YvJP]

...compared to what it should look like on an edit page:

{{User:Yuri_von_Juan/sig}}

In your "preferences" you should have {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Yuri_von_Juan/sig}} with "raw signatures" checked below it.

I'm not an expert on sigs, or anything, but this should save the rest of from scrolling passed half a page of sig text to add our two cents to something. If it doesn't, then Forum:Signature has a bunch of links with helpful, um, help.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:36, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Fixed. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a swimming pool. 11:03, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Ah, much better. Don't you feel more compact, more agile now?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:58, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, sure, why not. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a swimming pool. 14:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. By being first, you broke the ice for everyone else to vote. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A

• Absolutely no probelm at all, master Squiggle. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a swimming pool. 18:00, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Chrimbo, Yuri. If you're reading this in January or later, erm, Merry Christmas for 2007. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

IM NOT A FAGGOT

Please I'm not a faggot OP (talk) 11:51, 8 July 2014 (UTC)

• ...and you're making sure they know this because...? --TheRealSexyFluttershy (talk) 16:52, 8 July 2014 (UTC)