User:SubPOP

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

8 I have contributed 8 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 8

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user fears the clowns .

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

au-P This fucker speaks 'Straylyan heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. au-P

Don't read this. Neither funny nor clever. So fuck off.

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