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If you have any bets to resolve, go to the above link(s) -- as if I'll ever get around to doing that again. Whatever that meant, you figure it out, I'd rather be stoned... — H. Peebles - D - HS 06:25, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

HP!

Where the hell have you been in the last two years! Are you back? Can we rejoice? ~ 20:43, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah, just got fired from NASA again, apparently sending a bomb to the moon is a 'bad' idea. — H. Peebles - D - HS

xxxx — H. Peebles - D - HS 10:27, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

PEE

Hi Hawthorn Peebles and thanks for helping out over at PEE review. However it has come to my attention that your reviews are repeatedly failing to meet the standards that we feel are appropriate to help out writers. If you are to continue to contribute to the PEE queue then you should read this which details the what we do expect from you as a reviewer. We do appreciate your contributions but it would really help you and the authors of the articles you review if you would take a look at those guidelines before contributing again. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Oh sure thing, Chiefster, what PEE review are you talking about? — H. Peebles - D - HS 19:52, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Just the ones you have done in general. I respect you as a good user from what I have seen of your work and just suspect that you aren't entirely up to speed with the guidelines for PEE at the moment. I'm pretty sure everyone could benefit from your feedback, I'd just be really grateful if you could take a look at the guidelines. Thanks, and thanks even more for the nickname Chiefster, I kinda like it. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'm butting in where I don't belong, but that's just me. I noticed you started here December 9, 2005 and also won an early Footlizer Prize, so you obviously know something about Uncyclopedia. I think you're probably caught in a time warp, where things are done much differently than they were back in the day. I had that happen to me one time, where someone made fun of me because I was so new to the Internet (i.e. stupid) I didn't know anything about it, and all because I didn't recognize some online slang term. As it ended up, I was using the Internet when my insulter was learning how to write his name (I remember being concerned when my RocketMail account was taken over by Yahoo!). So just to catch up with the times (gosh, 2005 was just ages ago!) I'd recommend checking out what Chiefster suggested, and also looking at some recent Pee Reviews done by those who are, ahem, listed as doing in-depth reviews. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Question

Is your review of my article deliberately non-constructive? Your 'review' amounted to a general swipe across my article with no examples, and no suggestions other than to 'read other articles'. I have wrote 3 features in the past, so I don't need reminding of what is good and what is not. Either way, don't waste your time in future. --Knucmo2 19:10, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Is your article deliberately non-humorous? And please list those that have been featured so I may review those also! — H. Peebles - D - HS 19:53, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

How's about you write a funny article, or rather, sentence first, then you might qualify to comment! --Knucmo2 20:01, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Muahahahaha, ok yeah, now I know you're pulling my leg! OK, kiddo, now that's humor! — H. Peebles - D - HS 20:24, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

All right Knucmo2, knock it off. The man won FP three years ago already and wrote numerous Unnews. I read his review and while it's not up to speed with the current way of peeing, it doesn't seem to me that it was written in bad faith. Now both of you kiss and shake hands. Or kiss me and shake hands. Or don't shake hands. As long as someone is being kissed. ~ 21:28, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Me?in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:34 November 4

Me who? — H. Peebles - D - HS 17:32, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Review

Wowsers... Thats one helluva score! I am glad you liked it! Thanks for the review of UnTunes:Ur So Phat and you don't even like food I am glad that at least I know somebody likes it enough to score it that high. Have this refreshing beer to refresh your piss stocks...

Acrolo has bought you a beer for reviewing his UnTune!! Kudos! Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 21:23, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Yay!! Two things I love, beer and music!! — H. Peebles - D - HS 08:52, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Monty Python and Saturday Night Live

I saw the recent additions to your user page, and see we're fans of a number of the same things. Some of the Monty Python troupe of course appeared on Saturday Night Live, but one time I didn't think it worked. I saw the dead parrot sketch performed by the masters John Cleese and Michael Palin. I don't know if they slowed down the timing for the producers or for the American audience, but their pacing was too slow. To me it was a mediocre performance. I cried for three days after that, then went to my local pet shop and strangled three parakeets, two cockatiels, and a rare Yellow-backed Chattering Lory. I felt much better. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Well I doubt they were expecting the Spanish Inquisition. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:39, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps I should add I've never strangled a live bird in my life. I've molested a few dead ones, though. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:05, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hey?? Were you the little blind kid on Dumb and Dumber..."...pretty bird, pretty bird..."... — H. Peebles - D - HS 11:52, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Nah, that was my cousin. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:06, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Full of crap

You have received Smuggler's "Full of Crap" award for your article, because the article which you wrote was in fact, full of crap. 'Keep 'em coming!  :) Smuggler. 11/11/9

Bullsheet!

You have received Smuggler's "Bullshit Bandito" award for your article, because the artick which you wrote was in fact, full of Bullsheet!

The Bullshit Bandito sez, "Dees arteecle, ees Bullsheet Senor!"

VORTEX 102

WELCOME TO VORTEX 102 The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week. Thank You! Dr S

BTW, you will also need a speculum for this class.--    16:21, December 10, 2009 (UTC)