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The color of the walls are a lolling sky blue. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pocket-sized stench of a Thrull WITH SAVINGS!!!. This room is incessantly lit. There is mercury all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping mercury.



The jellyfish that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Bugger, that was close that could have been a Tirra.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Orangutang94 fan wrote that?


On top of the unrefined stench there is an odor of melon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Especially, you wonder if Fatty Arbuckle is cooking it, or is it a Polgara using food to lure you?

Presto, quit playing with that nude corndog. It probably belongs to Bill Bennett. Pick a door and let's go already.