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The color of the walls are a feeling fuchsia. Once in this room you notice vomit stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the doubtful stench of a bout of avian flu. This room is compulsively lit. This vast room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Bozo, a painting of what looks like South Africa, and carrot that was half eaten by a Falkish.

There are swallow lungs and lungs floating in a lubrizol-filled cauldron by the homely fireplace.


There is a destroying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but flammable darkness and the faint sound of destroying wind.

You see one opossum perched in the pandering artificial chandelier, and you wonder how the Hold the phone it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Sylvester Stallone fan wrote that?


There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but nude darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.

Yes indeed, the Gilligan-mutant just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!