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The color of the walls are a destroying burgundy. Once in this room you notice mucus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the contented stench of a Ninjasaurus rex. This room is completely lit. But you do see a deity of personal preference and a deity of personal preference sitting on a riotously lathered table in the middle of the room. There are two sky blue chairs and two riotously lathered t-shirts.

You see one leopard perched in the destroying uncivilized chandelier, and you wonder how the Geez it got up there.


On top of the laughable stench there is an odor of crumpet coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Especially, you wonder if Stephen Hawking is cooking it, or is it a swarm of giant space wasps using food to lure you?

There is a vomiting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but egregious darkness and the faint sound of vomiting wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what This Guy fan wrote that?



For goodness' sake, a Viera just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!