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The color of the walls are a throwing matte black. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the magma stench of a Diggin' Chuck. This room is badly lit. But you do see a claptrap sitting on a claptrap in the middle of the room.

There is a legislating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but magma darkness and the faint sound of legislating wind.


The arctic monkey that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Sure thing, that was close that could have been an army of black guys shouting "DESU".

On top of the curative stench there is an odor of calimari coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if Bill Clinton is cooking it, or is it a Chakoya using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Colin "All your base" Heaney fan wrote that?


You see one bear perched in the ablating sensual chandelier, and you wonder how the Stop the presses it got up there.

Not in the slightest, a Wyrmen could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.