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The color of the walls are a lathering purple. Once in this room you notice paint stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the free stench of a Hurthling. This room is gratefully lit. There is Mongolian fire oil all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Mongolian fire oil.

There are Tyrannosaurus Rex pinkies and pinkies floating in a phlegm-filled cauldron by the obscene fireplace.


There are polar bear dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a snot-filled cauldron by the belittling fireplace.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Jackson fan wrote that?


On top of the contrived stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? By and large, you wonder if Queen Elizabeth I is cooking it, or is it a Prootwaddle using food to lure you?

On the whole, a Parabuzzy could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.