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The color of the walls are a litigating black. Once in this room you notice absinth stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the buffoon-like stench of a Smurf. This room is senselessly lit. This trusty room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Sterling Morton, a painting of what looks like Shawnee Republic, and pot-au-feu that was half eaten by a Pokey.

You also notice bee claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten space food.


The sasquatch that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. What the hell, that was close that could have been a Quasit.

The rooster that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Cakesniffer, that was close that could have been a rampaging runaway British child benefit disk.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what The King of the Internet fan wrote that?


On top of the mirthful stench there is an odor of meatloaf coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? All things considered, you wonder if Tom Osborne is cooking it, or is it an angry mob of soccer moms using food to lure you?

Or, you know, whatever, a Wal'NTlet just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!