UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a washing aqua. Once in this room you notice mucus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the contagious stench of a lolcat. This room is bitterly lit. There is diarrhea all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping diarrhea.
Yikes, that quantum mechanic would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that goat. You watch starkly as both depart starkly through a small crack in the floor.
The chipmunk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Big deal, that was close that could have been a bronze colossus.
There are owl anuses and anuses floating in a Scrumpy-filled cauldron by the repugnant fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Captain Obvious fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Xenomorph would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that elk. You watch shyly as both depart shyly through a small crack in the floor.
Puckernuts, quit playing with that sensual bamboo. It probably belongs to RAHB. Pick a door and let's go already.
