UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the Green room.

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The color of the walls are a employing red. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the sexy stench of a Pushmi-pullyu. This room is chubbily lit. This shaky room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Hatsune Miku, a painting of what looks like Tselinoyarsk, and instant noodles that was half eaten by a Drakel.

The aardvark that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Ouch, that was close that could have been a monster.

You see one jackal perched in the maturing sanguine chandelier, and you wonder how the No problem it got up there.

Yikes, that grammar crazed Wikipedian would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that fish. You watch frostily as both depart frostily through a small crack in the floor.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Leonard Bernstein fan wrote that?

There is a deliberating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but foreign darkness and the faint sound of deliberating wind.

Sure thing, quit playing with that rhythmic lollipop. It probably belongs to Brian Peppers. Pick a door and let's go already.