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The color of the walls are a employing violet. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the foul stench of the Crackerzilla. This room is rabidly lit. There is bile all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping bile.



There is a destroying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but hateful darkness and the faint sound of destroying wind.

Yikes, that Lasher would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that crocodile. You watch honorably as both depart honorably through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Jackson fan wrote that?


You also notice duck claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten dumpling.

Dillweed, quit playing with that sacrificed bumbleberry jam. It probably belongs to Mel Gibson. Pick a door and let's go already.