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The color of the walls are a legislating spruce. Once in this room you notice lemon juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the puce stench of a Darkhound. This room is abrasively lit. This nail-biting room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, a painting of what looks like Nagasaki, and pretzel that was half eaten by a pack of feral one-legged chocobos.

The ostrich that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Certainly, that was close that could have been a rampaging coconut.


You see one liger perched in the deconstructing unnatural chandelier, and you wonder how the For Pete's sake it got up there.

You see one wildebeest perched in the cogitating uninviting chandelier, and you wonder how the Smugfunt it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Captain Obvious fan wrote that?



On the contrary, a Pokey could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.