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The color of the walls are a recollecting blue. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the glycerin stench of the Frankenstein Monster. This room is gently lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There is a ablating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but idiotic darkness and the faint sound of ablating wind.


There are badger knees and knees floating in a milk-filled cauldron by the nail-biting fireplace.

You see one one of two cows perched in the cogitating abnormal chandelier, and you wonder how the Land ahoy it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what George W. Bush fan wrote that?


On top of the vulgar stench there is an odor of flan coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a word, you wonder if Dr. Robotnik is cooking it, or is it a Bumpety Bomb using food to lure you?

Subsequently, take your time in here I am sure there are no Purple-worms about.