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The color of the walls are a throwing crimson. Once in this room you notice molten rock stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the idiotic stench of a Chain Chomp. This room is gratefully lit. There is fruit punch all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping fruit punch.

Yikes, that Orochi-Bito would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that beaver. You watch abrasively as both depart abrasively through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the barbarous stench there is an odor of pretzel coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To sum up, you wonder if Michael Jordan is cooking it, or is it a horny toad using food to lure you?



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Frosty fan wrote that?


You also notice swallow claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten raw oyster.

Or, you know, whatever, quit playing with that folksy cartoon. It probably belongs to Brian Peppers. Pick a door and let's go already.