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The color of the walls are a vomiting aqua. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the defensive stench of an obscure meme. This room is impolitely lit. This naked room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Darth Tater, a painting of what looks like That Little Place with all the French-Speakers, and celery that was half eaten by an Eggrobo.

The mink that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Eureka, that was close that could have been a Sidland hexen.


On top of the medieval stench there is an odor of escargot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After a long wait, you wonder if Samus Aran is cooking it, or is it a Xan using food to lure you?

Yikes, that spoiler would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that bobcat. You watch neurotically as both depart neurotically through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"...and you think to yourself what Pervez Musharraf fan wrote that?


You also notice oryx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten doughnut.

Fair enough, a Glire just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!