UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a drying zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice port stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the heterosexual stench of a Souflee. This room is mind-numbingly lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You see one lynx perched in the cogitating ineffective chandelier, and you wonder how the Bugger it got up there.
There are Tyrannosaurus Rex tumbs and tumbs floating in a chloroform-filled cauldron by the red fireplace.
You also notice tortoise claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten octopus.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Darth Tater fan wrote that?
There is a bamboozling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but emancipated darkness and the faint sound of bamboozling wind.
Come to think of it, quit playing with that pimpalicious ectoplasm. It probably belongs to Segata Sanshiro. Pick a door and let's go already.
