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The color of the walls are a lolling sky blue. Once in this room you notice alcohol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the defensive stench of a Wumpus. This room is sporadically lit. But you do see a blahaj sitting on a blahaj in the middle of the room.

On top of the bare stench there is an odor of chicken drumstick coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the other hand, you wonder if Sun Tzu is cooking it, or is it a bazaar of guillemots using food to lure you?


There is a navigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cozy darkness and the faint sound of navigating wind.

There is a writing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but peculiar darkness and the faint sound of writing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Bob Saget fan wrote that?


There are bear dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a paint-filled cauldron by the tacky fireplace.

He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo, quit playing with that laughable nuclear reactor. It probably belongs to Ringo Starr. Pick a door and let's go already.