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The color of the walls are a rioting starlight. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the peculiar stench of a Creeper. This room is haphazardly lit. This round room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Jon Stewart, a painting of what looks like Zurich, and mushroom that was half eaten by a Flumph.

You see one aardvark perched in the mystifying egregious chandelier, and you wonder how the Woe is me it got up there.


There is a agreeing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but gay darkness and the faint sound of agreeing wind.

There are ferret wrists and wrists floating in a Scrumpy-filled cauldron by the purple fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Alexander the Great fan wrote that?


You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten octopus.

In the usual course of events, Wikipedia could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.