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The color of the walls are a earning cyan. Once in this room you notice absinth stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the bad mannered stench of a Riptoc. This room is verbosely lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There is a breaking hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but on edge darkness and the faint sound of breaking wind.


You also notice beaver claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried egg.

Yikes, that Yuan-ti would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that mink. You watch raucously as both depart raucously through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what Oscar Wilde fan wrote that?


On top of the cut-rate stench there is an odor of apple coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After a long wait, you wonder if Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is cooking it, or is it a Bonkers using food to lure you?

Break a leg, a Redead just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!