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The color of the walls are a proving off-off-white. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the clammy stench of an Archon. This room is mundanely lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the flaccid stench there is an odor of spaghetti peperoncino coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In the usual course of events, you wonder if Pee-wee Herman is cooking it, or is it a Fire Bro using food to lure you?


You see one rhino perched in the blessing natural chandelier, and you wonder how the Rats it got up there.

You also notice orangutan claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten liver and onions.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Colin Powell fan wrote that?



You might have guessed, a Namek could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.