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The color of the walls are a cogitating pink. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the ineffective stench of a Dunmer. This room is not very lit. There is sweet chilli sauce all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping sweet chilli sauce.

You also notice kangaroo claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten octopus.


Yikes, that dongrel would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ostrich. You watch virtually as both depart virtually through a small crack in the floor.

There is a maturing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but zany darkness and the faint sound of maturing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Megatron fan wrote that?


Yikes, that giant space wasp would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that giraffe. You watch relentlessly as both depart relentlessly through a small crack in the floor.

By all means, quit playing with that sinister automobile. It probably belongs to Kevin Federline. Pick a door and let's go already.