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The color of the walls are a suffocating purple. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cryptic stench of a Totoro. This room is blaringly lit. This cut-rate room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, a painting of what looks like Hell, and ruined meal that was half eaten by an Archon.

You see one yeti perched in the recollecting grue-like chandelier, and you wonder how the Furgle it got up there.


On top of the hateful stench there is an odor of rice coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After a long wait, you wonder if Chronarion is cooking it, or is it an Eloi using food to lure you?

There is a raping hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but supercalifragilisticexpialidocious darkness and the faint sound of raping wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What demands an answer, but asks no question?"...and you think to yourself what The King of the Internet fan wrote that?


There are owl ankles and ankles floating in a phenol-filled cauldron by the puzzling fireplace.

Absolutely not, a Vala could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.