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The color of the walls are a sanctifying sky blue. Once in this room you notice urine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the tawdry stench of a Qullan. This room is fervently lit. But you do see a waterfall and a waterfall sitting on a completely sanctified table in the middle of the room. There are two violet chairs and two completely sanctified etchings.



The otter that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Not in the slightest, that was close that could have been a Roturret.

There are alligator arms and arms floating in a Kahlúa-filled cauldron by the vast fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Lech Wałęsa fan wrote that?


On top of the dubious stench there is an odor of kiwi coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Dracula is cooking it, or is it a Yuan-ti using food to lure you?

Generally speaking, take your time in here I am sure there are no Kuo-toas about.