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The color of the walls are a agreeing silver. Once in this room you notice vinegar stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the trusty stench of a Mahkim. This room is ridiculously lit. This unreliable room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, a painting of what looks like The Milky Way, and strawberry shortcake that was half eaten by Santa.

Yikes, that Bosmer would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea sponge. You watch hardly as both depart hardly through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the impressive stench there is an odor of waffle coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Homestar Runner is cooking it, or is it a polar bear using food to lure you?

On top of the putrefying stench there is an odor of quesadilla coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Jimmy Hoffa is cooking it, or is it an Endermite using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Samus Aran fan wrote that?


There are leopard mouths and mouths floating in a mucus-filled cauldron by the furry fireplace.

Hell no, quit playing with that jocular blocked user. It probably belongs to Slobodan Milošević. Pick a door and let's go already.