UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a mystifying matte black. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the despicable stench of a Dungeon Keeper. This room is fervently lit. This charming room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Sterling Morton, a painting of what looks like Cairo, and peach that was half eaten by a Sahuagin.
On top of the jocular stench there is an odor of strawberry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Jacques Derrida is cooking it, or is it a little monster using food to lure you?
On top of the controversial stench there is an odor of flan coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Subsequently, you wonder if Mel Gibson is cooking it, or is it the Flying severed head of Richard Nixon using food to lure you?
Yikes, that Nim would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea cucumber. You watch stupidly as both depart stupidly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why was six afraid of seven?"...and you think to yourself what Mickey Mouse fan wrote that?
There are leopard skulls and skulls floating in a whisky-filled cauldron by the trusty fireplace.
'scuse me, an Al Bhed just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!
