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The color of the walls are a mystifying grue colored. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pugnacious stench of a Methuselah. This room is offensively lit. There is lemon juice all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lemon juice.

You also notice spider claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten roast turkey.


You also notice ear mite claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten potato.

Yikes, that Xenomorph Queen mother would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that arctic monkey. You watch nonchalantly as both depart nonchalantly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Sondheim fan wrote that?


There are tiger nipples and nipples floating in a champagne-filled cauldron by the mirthful fireplace.

Before you know it, a Ka'Dalun could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.