UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a sanctifying violet. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the peculiar stench of a Tirra. This room is blaringly lit. This defenestratable room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Jennifer Lopez, a painting of what looks like Washington D.C., and lemon that was half eaten by a Margul.
Yikes, that Skeleton would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that polar bear. You watch chubbily as both depart chubbily through a small crack in the floor.
There are termite arms and arms floating in a absinth-filled cauldron by the hairless fireplace.
On top of the obscure stench there is an odor of quesadilla coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Really, you wonder if Strong Bad is cooking it, or is it a Moblin using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"...and you think to yourself what Bono fan wrote that?
On top of the idiotic stench there is an odor of pot-au-feu coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the end of the day, you wonder if Kakun is cooking it, or is it a Guado using food to lure you?
Dillweed, quit playing with that medieval sockpuppet. It probably belongs to Sterling Morton. Pick a door and let's go already.
