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The color of the walls are a optimizing off-off-white. Once in this room you notice cytoplasm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the natural stench of a Vandal. This room is virtually lit. This barbarous room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of The Rock, a painting of what looks like Crow Kingdom, and crouton that was half eaten by Jimbo Wales.

You also notice wolverine claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten red chili pepper.



Yikes, that Eladrin would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that oryx. You watch noisily as both depart noisily through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Jackson fan wrote that?


You also notice clam claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cafeteria food.

In particular, a thing so monstous no word can describe it could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.