UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a swallowing coral. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the melodramatic stench of an Imperial. This room is pleasantly lit. But you do see a Texas toast sitting on a Texas toast in the middle of the room.
You see one squirrel perched in the blessing erect chandelier, and you wonder how the Hands off it got up there.
There are one of two cows mouths and mouths floating in a alcohol-filled cauldron by the bulbous fireplace.
The centaur that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Now, now, that was close that could have been an Octorok.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Hipponias fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Pech would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that alligator. You watch honorably as both depart honorably through a small crack in the floor.
Fargin' iceholes, quit playing with that contagious sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack. It probably belongs to Rolf Harris. Pick a door and let's go already.
