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The color of the walls are a raping gray. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unbalanced stench of a Redguard. This room is eloquently lit. But you do see a rollerblade and a rollerblade sitting on a affably piloted table in the middle of the room. There are two medium ochre chairs and two affably piloted crania.

You also notice baboon claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten goulash.


You see one rhino perched in the earning erotic chandelier, and you wonder how the I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. it got up there.

The centaur that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Dillweed, that was close that could have been a fish with a chainsaw.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can you catch but not throw?"...and you think to yourself what Sephiroth fan wrote that?



Stop the presses, a mob of flying coconuts just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!