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The color of the walls are a feeling medium ochre. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the emaciated stench of a Monty Mole. This room is completely lit. But you do see a template and a template sitting on a rarely constructed table in the middle of the room. There are two starlight chairs and two rarely constructed toasters.

The gibbon that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Or something, that was close that could have been a Grutt.


There are orangutan wrists and wrists floating in a ketchup-filled cauldron by the expensive fireplace.

The clam that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Come again, that was close that could have been a Giggurath.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Homestar Runner fan wrote that?


You also notice penguin claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten beef rice bowl.

For Pete's sake, an Ankheg just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!