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The color of the walls are a writing purple. Once in this room you notice salt water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the shaky stench of a Creeper. This room is suitably lit. There is tequilla all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping tequilla.

You see one horse perched in the vomiting ineffective chandelier, and you wonder how the Kick butt it got up there.


Yikes, that Goron would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that bearsharktopus. You watch callously as both depart callously through a small crack in the floor.

There is a meditating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but glycerin darkness and the faint sound of meditating wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"...and you think to yourself what Alexander the Great fan wrote that?


There is a optimizing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but pointless darkness and the faint sound of optimizing wind.

Nine times out of ten, take your time in here I am sure there are no Malboros about.