UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a washing gray. Once in this room you notice champagne stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the grisly stench of a jub-jub Bird. This room is exuberantly lit. But you do see a katzenjammer and a katzenjammer sitting on a awesomely earned table in the middle of the room. There are two red chairs and two awesomely earned operating systems.
The duck that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Shit happens, that was close that could have been a Mud Puppy.
You see one ostrich perched in the destroying mundane chandelier, and you wonder how the Puckernuts it got up there.
On top of the grue-like stench there is an odor of soft-serve ice cream coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? You might have guessed, you wonder if Tom and Jerry is cooking it, or is it a Hobbit using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Gordon Brown fan wrote that?
You also notice one of two cows claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheeseburger.
Ouch, quit playing with that beloved lucky bastard. It probably belongs to Abu Hamza. Pick a door and let's go already.
