User:Kenmcfa

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“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on bevel

Error: Fortune not found. Abort, Retry, Ignore?

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - a wee bit o haggis would be nice.

Today's word of the day is procrastination Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power.

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Did you know that the last word in this article is cheese? Did you?

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• Did you know...
• ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?

my mood ring

anxieties nervous strained

• Did you know that flaccid retinas orate bevel?
• Be careful, or the a Purple-worm will get you! (Or possibly miss and hit Jessica Alba.)
• How high is your Poking people with bits of sharp metal stat?
• *Phones China* "MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!!"

Cheese