User:Kenmcfa

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I made this!

“Outlook not so good.”

– Magic 8-Ball on electron

It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole!

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland And sues chippies that charge him for ketchup.

Today's word of the day is skullduggery Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power.

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Did you know that the last word in this article is cheese? Did you?

Random Stuff

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• Did you know...

• ... that former Australian prime minister John Howard once spent over 48 hours in session with his cabinet? (Pictured)

• ... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
• ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
• ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
• ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
• ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
• ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
• ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?

my mood ring

anxieties nervous strained

• Did you know that white kidneys exorcise electron?
• Be careful, or the a Githyanki will get you! (Or possibly miss and hit Kippy.)
• How high is your Grue-Slaying stat?
• *Phones China* "TIBET!"

Cheese