User talk:Guffawing Crow
Reply to you comments..... :) -- Sir Mhaille 
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For Your Bear Vote![edit source]
Crow - for your for vote on bear:
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The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear Award The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear |
— 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp 
sex & violence!
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Guffawing Crow, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I know it's a few years late, but what the heck. You probably already read this, but I'd still like to suggest checking out the following links:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies
- How to be funny and not just stupid - Possibly the most important link in this whole message.
- Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration.
Now that that's out of the way, just look down and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general, they might still be somewhat useful to you:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
- Frequently Asked Questions
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
Since you've been welcoming people, I assume you know the drill. I just wanted to officially welcome you, so I hope you don't mind all this.
You have now been officially welcomed. Enjoy! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:19, 7 February 2009 (UTC)