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Featured picture candidate

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun.

Image credit: Llama-Llover
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Featuredrc (t) 06:22, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Self Nom and For - spent a while working on this, and it's completely original too, so no complaining. --The Llama Llover!!! 01:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Can I complain that it's really not all that funny? --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~01:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Errr...I can see you put effort into this...sure. Its just that it doens't make sense, and neither does the caption. Oh, and iJokes are so November 2005. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I STILL haven't gotten tired of iHumor, even after the fad, the reskin, and the two wars.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)d
  • For. I agree with Brad - # of Featured Pictures involoving Star Wars: 8; # of FPs involving Jesus: 5; # of FPs involving Hitler: 3; # of FPs involving Apple Computer: 1 (and just barely). HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - not bad, but the iPod looks a little weird --Another 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against any more Apple jokes. - Sikon 11:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Right, I don't care what anyone says, this is very good. I couldn't care less if it was an Apfel joke, it ought to be featured. Good work. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Kenmcfa 20:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Poltergeist 20:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 21:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Jedravent 00:52, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • iFor Good 'un--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:47, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - I'm not really enthused about it. --Alksub 08:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against iHate the iMeme. no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 14:49, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - still a good and more importantly funny image (even IF Llama-Lover changed his mind on MY image....) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 18:54, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment - point taken.... but I still don't understand your picture- maybe if you could, say, explain it? --The Llama Llover!!! 20:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 20:22, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

  • uLose (or Against) --AAA! (AAAA) 23:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:13, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Blah Blah Blah 23:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For It seems more like a repudiation of the aforementioned cliche than a perpetuation of it - the guy with the ipod getting capped by the guy with the .45! --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 09:12, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. It's funny to me. I hate iPods.--Procopius 20:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Nodobot 04:21, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For iLike it. Hmm, sorry. Freemorpheme.gif 20:31, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:26, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For JoshGads 00:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yay, iWin! ...What do iWin? --General Insineratehymn 02:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's funny because it's true!Triple-Quadruple 04:57, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
    • You can no longer vote on this image. Use PFP instead. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:42, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

KGB Stalin

Score:+10 radiation laced chicken buckets
Featured picture candidate
KGB Stalin

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearin'

Image credit: Bezdomniy
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 08:00, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 20:18, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

  • For, fine work. --YnnaD 20:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC) PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Jesus on Raptor

Featured picture candidate
Jesus On Raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

Image credit: Tshell
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 07:38, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom + For. - Lacey clicky
  • For. Jesus rawks.' - -- Codestream
  • For. So good I didn't see what was wrong at first... Al-Pita 10:02, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Photoshopped really well and it is funny. It's gneomI 11:00, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought about nomming this one myself, actually...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although everyone knows that the dinosaurs died out in the Flood.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:06, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." --Rad 15:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Brilliant. And if Jesus sent his apostles to find him a raptor, it would necessarily be there -- he can do anything because he's the Son of God! Stupid scientists.--Procopius 15:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Was going to nom this myself. --—Braydie 15:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Japes! Jesus on a raptor.--Kenmcfa 17:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Best image since the one with Bush healing the leper. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~21:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For; It's like... Jesus... on... a Raptor... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:45, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's quite clever, and the art stlye aren't conflicting in the least between Jesus and the raptor.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 01:46, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Jesus + Raptor = For --General Insineratehymn 01:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Who could vote against this one? Check out the article too. --Imp88 14:28, 9 December 2006 (UTC) PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Osama bin Grinchen

Score:+9 stolen presents
Featured picture candidate
Osama bin Grinchen

Osama bin Grinchen has declared Jihad on the holiday season and commands Islamists to ruin it for infidel children worldwide

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 07:27, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

  • SN+F I made this for Cornbread's The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah and am nom'ing it because it still cracks me up.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:00, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For; Uncannily realistic, in a cartoonish way. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:26, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:12, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah. Pasting George W. Bush his face on bin lades has been done ad nauseum. --Vosnul 22:47, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. I don't know much about Photoshop, but I know what I like. And it would be perfect for December.--Procopius 15:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Sure its just a face swap, but this one is done well. --Sir Zombiebaron 16:15, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I like it. It is an exceptionally good picture. At least, by my standards. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 21:41, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:48, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Obviously For. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 08:08, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against per OsirisX. - Sikon 13:21, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Kenmcfa 14:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For-- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 00:48, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. The Islamic humour is wearing thin, with me at least. We just did the Mohammad cinnamon bun head, can we move on now? Ahoy! I see new and funny ha-ha's just over that ridge. :) ~ T. (talk) 06:20, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
    Drama move to talkpage
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 01:23, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh, what the hell. For --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 11:20, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For--—Braydie 18:15, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I, too, like my colleage Todd, think the whole Muslim humour thing is way over the top. While this is quite the photoshop job, it doesn't make me laugh, and it will be less funny as time goes on... What happened to quality images on VFP? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:26, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Funny, and I never thought you could photoshop a face. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:11, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Moais True Feeling

Score:+14 statues commanded to "not move".
Featured picture candidate
Moais True Feeling

Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

Image credit: Gneomi
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 08:18, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom & For - I still don't know what to say :P. It's gneomI 07:37, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Simple and clever. It could use a more formal caption though...and what are those root things? —rc (t) 07:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it's cute. (Should be self-nom though, eh?)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:52, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - That is sometimes how people feel about one another! I like the fact that it is just a picture and not being carried out. Good picture and title. --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 10:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:57, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against its is not realistic. For instance, two diffrent diffrent heads could have been used. Also, the gun could be a sword, or at least a weapon more contemperary the heads. Finnally, roots (wtf? roots?), sky, and dirt don't seem to "mesh", and some of the dirt is a diffrent color for no reason. Other then that, it is a very nice idea. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Firstly thanks. I decided to use gun because I have never seen, or quite rarely, someone says "don't move" with a sword. The idea of Moai is oneness, thus I used the same head. For the dirt, I have mixed them a little bit more, although I still don't know what is the real colour down there. I also have removed the roots. Cheers - It's gneomI 20:33, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
I retract all statements about roots. --Sir Zombiebaron 20:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Websters defines diagram: "a line drawing made for mathematical or scientific purposes", so no tompkins, your wrong. --Sir Zombiebaron 20:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Everyone knows Webster was gay. Also, the first definition is "a graphic design that explains rather than represents; especially : a drawing that shows arrangement and relations." HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:22, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Just not sufficiently funny. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:19, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote. Anything I can do to improve it? It's gneomI 11:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For He he!--Kenmcfa 21:24, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:28, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Hehehe.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:32, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 04:56, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For- I really like this image.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:17, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - good image, clever and a "bit different". I like it, I like it alot. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - as per Mhaille --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 13:26, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. because it makes me chuckle and it's something that I would expect to see on the front page. Hell, if the individually wrapped M&M's can make it, so can this. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~15:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR This is pretty good. Benson 21:02, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:01, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Obiwan Keroppi

Score:+8 Force Sensitive Toads
Featured picture candidate
Obiwan Keroppi

Spawn Wars - A Newt Hop: Proving that Yoda is not the most famous frog-faced Jedi, Obiwan Keroppi was George Lucas' first attempt to tap into the lucrative Japanese market.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 07:14, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

  • N+F I like this, it made me laugh which is always a bonus. Also would be nice to see a few more cartoon images nommed in here, we have so many "photoshopped images", it would make a nice change. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 0:10, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Nice concept & well done, ZB. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 00:19, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I like Star Wars, I like Clone Wars, I like ZB, and I like this image.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:09, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:10, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I like Sanrio? --monika 01:11, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Whore what do you expect from me, eh? --Sir Zombiebaron 01:21, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although I just woke up and, sadly, left my bag of witty comments in dreamland.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Sadly, Against - For now. The plain white background is bugging me. Do sumtin' 'bout that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
If you have a suggestion I'd love to hear it. --Sir Zombiebaron 08:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Completely unrelated suggestion: How does he look with about three pixels of neck? --monika 12:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Alot worse, truse me I played around with the neck for hours. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:41, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Just something Star Wars-esque, preferably from the Clone Wars cartoon. Anything but the white, the white bugs me. Also, you're gonna get banned again if you keep using "alot". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:39, 26 November 2006 (UTC)


Score:+15 Foul tasting fowl
Featured picture candidate

And they said it couldn't be done.

Image credit: Tom mayfair
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 07:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

  • N&F - Fingerlickin' good..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:31, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I know someone who worked in KFC and they said this sort of thing actually happened... maybe. -- Hindleyite 20:39, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Wasnt this nommed before...? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:23, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment It was but it was a different version. Similar but not the same at all.Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:26, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Corn, Please. How is that a reason for voting against? Maybe if you had said "It was nommed before, and it was crap then and it is crap now" but basing you're vote off something that once happened has nothing to do with the image it self, which ulimately is what we are voting upon. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. that's frickin' hilarious... also, what has a different version being nommed got to do with your voting against it you miserable hater? :P --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:35, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment -I didnt know it was a different version, but I voted against the concept last time. Hey, dont hate the player hate the game... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:38, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. However, the "Foul tasting fowl" is really great. I often work off those words, since I hate fowl. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 23:41, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For fried boxes.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:40, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • for Heh, heh.--The One and Only Czar Yah 05:23, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:55, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Even though VFP logic would suggest that I flame it into the fiery pits of fchking hell for all the wrong reasons, since that logic is the most inconsequent form of reason I have have ever come across, I vote For. - Vosnul 08:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 13:28, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Much imporved over the crap version I remember. Good job, --Sir Zombiebaron 13:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Four Teh cl3v3r. -- 16:30, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • KForC Nothing like a live chicken to eat, keeps the instincts near the surface NeoZidane CUNTSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire


Mohammed Cartoon (?)

Score:+15 Danish cities nuked
Featured picture candidate
Mohammed Cartoon? Maybe?

Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured For simplicity's sake and since I was linking his name, I used "Mohammad" (the most common spelling I've seen) and removed the choose tags. —rc (t) 05:47, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. I laughed so hard at this... --User:Nintendorulez 21:29, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Best image on the page at the moment. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 21:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hehe, he's wearing a silly hat thing. *Notices everyone staring menacingly*... Erm, I mean "that's a funny picure".--Kenmcfa 21:49, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it was one of the first original pics that I put on Uncyc (for Freedom of speech, natch)...and a friend stumbled across it recently and asked what the thing on his head was; it's a Danish, obviously. Lemon, if memory serves.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:24, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. This joke deserves a better picture. If it was anyone else, I'd vote for, but Modus' PS skills are well-proven so the bar should be a bit higher. Freemorpheme.gif 23:29, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
    discussion moved to talkpage
  • For. Oh my God, that IS a Danish on his head!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:10, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Its hilarious. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:45, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's a riot. Get it? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:07, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. But since it may or may not be the back of the head of Mohammed, Does this state of being rely on the possible decay of a nucleus of an atom ? - Vosnul 06:11, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Most original and funniest picture I have seen on this page in quite some time, aside from those crazy bears in the header (Hitler, Stalin, and Yaltabear Conference - funny stuff!). Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 08:15, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:05, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, about time something hand-drawn made it to Uncyc and subsequently VFP. -- 10:36, 27 October 2006 (UTC) Oops. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:39, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For per OsirisX. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:57, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Oh noes! --EMC [TALK] 07:15, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For Image contains vanity. The signature is not needed regardless if it seems appropriate for the joke. It's just like signing an article. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 16:00, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
    discussion moved to talkpage
  • For --Sir Zombiebaron 16:04, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Original drawings on VFP?!? I like it. And yes, it's gotta be a Danish on his head. -- Hindleyite 20:43, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Let's just hope we don't get a fatwa for this.. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:53, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. Tompkins, are you voting on something that was already featured? For shame.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:47, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Bradaphraser, are you commenting on votes on something that is already featured? For shame. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:10, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Dead Funny

Score:+8.5 Forgotten Sons
Featured picture candidate
Dead Funny

The Tomb of the Unknown Uncyclopedian.

Image credit: Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 04:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Because EMC voted For twice, the Noob image above should have been featured instead of this one. Sorry I missed that until it was too late. —rc (t) 04:46, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Don't often Self Nom and For but I'd really like to see this on the front page. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:15, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Fer He linked me. ooooohhohohh Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh? Jambow.gif 16:10, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though you misspelled humor, Mhaille.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:42, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
    For. British spelling is more cultured and, therefore, superior to American. Obviously. That's why it was the Oscar Wilde meme and not the Walt Whitman meme.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:52, 4 October 2006 (UTC) Abstain. That it's not two gravestones and lacks a pithy comment on the stone (as was suggested in Reefer Desk) is souring my vote. But I reserve the right to change my mind, again, later on. I do that sometimes.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not too shabby.. --Kenmcfa 21:39, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:33, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For --EMC [TALK] 01:22, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For WAHOO CANADIAN SPELLINGS! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:30, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--Spin 01:58, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I'm quickly losing all hope for VFP's future. —rc (t) 02:02, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
    Is nothing we do good enough for you? Whaaa! <flees page, crying> --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:19, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, Agree with RC. Some of the notions of image quality and such attributes people have are diverse at least and utterly strange at most. -Vosnul 08:55, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Strange is what we like about Mhaille. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 11:21, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For.....Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 12:54, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
    I would bet a hundred dollars that if I made an self-nominated an image like this, it would be off of the VFP page in a matter of minutes. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~19:48, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
Well duh. That's because it would suck if you did it. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:06, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
I already uploaded Image:Deadfunnytomb.png, which has transparent background, but Mhaille wanted his to be featured. So Mhaille, now two people want the .png. :D --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:00, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • F-F-For Oh rapier, why did you leave me?--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The humour's in the text, not the image --Jamtrousers 20:48, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Mhaille threatened to cut me if I didn't. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:48, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against *sporks his eyeballs out* Good text, though. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 08:56, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Mhaille told me to vote. --  Skiddles


  • FOR see previous commment from above user, beaten into voting, the way it should be--Weedwacker 13:47, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: As Jamtrousers points out, the humor is in the text; ask yourselves, could we change the text and have a better image or could we remove the text and have a viable image. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 15:58, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: Because the image itself doesn't look like a photo. Where's the grass? the other tombs in the background? the fancy symbol on the grave to show someone almost cared? ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 18:32, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For --EMC [TALK] 18:33, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Voting twice...not cromulent. —rc (t) 04:46, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Nay. - Very fitting that the image itself is not funny. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Sympathy For. - Well made image but lazy, not even any grass or mud, just text on grey. not very interesting, or funny either. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 13:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I think it's simplistic nature is where it's true beauty lies. Can't you feel the emotion? --Anyone 15:23, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For 21:34, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hehee. -- Paw print.jpg 22:12, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Just doesn't make me laugh. --User:Nintendorulez 22:18, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Field Navigation

Score:+9 confused engineers
Featured picture candidate
Football Field Navigation

In the United States of America they use the Imperial System, which employs such units of measure as "football fields". The original British form is of measure is "football pitches"; however, in order not to confuse baseball fans it has been changed to "football fields".

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featuredrc (t) 06:00, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self Nomination and For I made this and it got a pretty firm ingnoring on PHP. So, I'm nominationing it anyway. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
Nobody uses the metric system in the UK. Not willingly, anyway. Freemorpheme.gif 19:24, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • First, For. Second, the caption. Isn't Buffalo in the U.S? Also, the Football field in the background is for American Football, not soccer. I would change the caption to say "In the U.S.A. they use "The Customary System", which employs such units of measure as "football fields" and Bushels." -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:48, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for, if you totally Britain-ize or American-ize it. I don't think there's a 'Buffalo' in Britain (since, y'know, there's not many buffalo there), and proper Brits would never call it a 'field'- it's a pitch. -- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 21:59, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Okay you two, I changed it. My original intent was to have an increased "WTF Factor", but I guess this'll do, eh? --Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, 16 October 2006 (UTC)


  • For. Ditto Zid. :) -- Paw print.jpg 22:20, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Please don't hurt me Mhaille! Zombie made me do it! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:46, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Darwin and St. Michael

Score:+10 Angelic Monkeys
Featured picture candidate
The Archangel Michael Slays Darwin

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

Image credit: Isra1337
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Featuredrc (t) 07:07, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and For. Since it wasn't getting any more comments in image review.---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 20:12, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought I was past the headswap stage, but this is witty enough to pass. Plus Falwell and Dembski both just got headaches, and they don't know why.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:13, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • You're on a roll here eh? How about a Catholic reskin day? oh, and FOR. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:18, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • My Rosary says FOR! And that's only because it's not a Jesus loving Rosary. I wear it cause I like it. I don't actually use it.--Theo 22:26, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Even though Isra isn't me. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:41, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This image made me cry (see Reefer Desk for context).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:02, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:42, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I helped very very indirectly.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 04:35, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:39, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. - exceptional - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 13:21, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against unless it's made to look more than cutting out heads and sticking them on top of others in MS Paint (no offence, Isra) ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:01, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • For reference, here is the original image in case people want to look at what changed besides heads. Hint: the original is taller,---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 19:57, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I appreciate the joke (brilliant), but the photoshoppery is weak and it's nothing next to the Martyr guy. However, because it is eventually going to be featured despite what I say, and I don't want to pointlessly impede its progress, I vote For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:02, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote. Specific comments on the photoshopping are still very much appreciated at Uncyclopedia:Reefer Desk. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

St. Stephen the Martyr

Score:+13 civilian casualties
Featured picture candidate
Saint Stephen the ProtoMartyr

St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.

According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.

St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic.

Image credit: Isra1337
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Featuredrc (t) 05:56, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and for because I am a narcassistic bastard. And because I spent like four hours on the frickin grenade. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 06:40, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Brilliant. Makes me want to convert to Catholic. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:14, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Divine This is the best picture I have seen in a long time.Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 12:30, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • HA-LEL-U-YAH!, erm, For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:07, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For that's brilliant. EamonnPKeane 18:10, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I was the jerk that kept making you re-do the grenade, and it looks great now. ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:34, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Creepy Muslim yell thingy (for) --User:Nintendorulez 22:37, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Now we only need a muslim martyr being eaten by lions in a roman colliseum.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:51, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious, and GOOD unlike most stuff lately. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:43, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although they'll probably show me this vote when I'm in hell.--Procopius 18:47, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't get it, and I don't ever want to see it again.--The Jeff Killer 19:39, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Don't get it? Take a look at religion for the past 2000 or so years. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:30, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it's old school martyr meets new school martyr.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I have some issues with the integration of the dynamite, but the overall image is good and clever enough to deserve featuring. —rc (t) 20:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay. Well deserved of a place in the Ivory Tower. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Tsar Wars IV

Score:+13 hairy men in golden thongs
Featured picture candidate
Tsar Wars

Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope

Image credit: sannse
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Featuredrc (t) 06:27, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self nom and for. I finally got around to adding in FreeMorpheme's improvements, so here goes! -- sannse (talk) 19:34, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Feature this now, morons. Erm, FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:43, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes, you heard the man, Mormons. -- Hindleyite 19:40, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Star Wars doesn't have enough references in pop culture.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:44, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Ain't it a shame? This should have been Tsar Trek, huh? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:57, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Battle of the Network Tsars?--Procopius 03:26, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

March of the Penguin Brothers

Score:+9 Penguins
Featured picture candidate
March of the Penguin Brothers

The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featuredrc (t) 06:12, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Comment - but the Antarctic is already under their management. The Penguin Brothers are from "darn sarf" and have gone "oop norf" to kick a few frozen Inuit butts. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Ah, I see... genuine for then --Jamtrousers 11:42, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment: What is "www.fishface.com"? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:20, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Since you sent me there, I found out that it is a site that sells fishing related clothing. Why did you ask? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:40, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Wow, that was just a random made-up URL picked from the top of my head, incredible how relevant it actually is... -- Hindleyite 15:35, 3 October 2006 (UTC)


Score:+10 starving artists
Featured picture candidate

It wasn't until Michelangelo's parents gave him a "Etch-A-Sculpt" that he decided to become an artist

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 05:00, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

American Imperialism

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Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

Image credit: Thetoastman
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Featuredrc (t) 05:24, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

*Conditional For - the flags are the wrong way round. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:28, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment. No they aren't. Flags are supposed to be backwards. I can't find a link for vehicles, but this explains it for uniforms.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:32, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Ok, but the flag on the front vehicle is a bit, well, wonky. For anyway. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:38, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. It looked good in its first incarnation; it looks even better now.--Procopius 12:36, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Is there any idea for the article yet? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:43, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
I stole it (Well, Mhaille stole it for me) for my article A Tour of Baghdad. I think it works well there. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, this is a terrific picture.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If I didn't love this picture, I wouldn't have helped it grow into what it's become! Rad 15:58, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For "Imperialisim" heh... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:10, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yep. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:03, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For If it's good enough for my article, it's good enough to vote on. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Mosquitopsu 20:40, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay The flags are backwards (intentional?), a change in opacity would have helped and a distort transformation would have made it art. But still good. -- NewMess1ah 21:58, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment If you read the above comments (and the previous ones at the Reefer Desk) you'll see that it was indeed intentional, as flags are backward on the right side of all American vehicles.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:55, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:23, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Okay, I like this image, I really do. But those flags are bothering me - not the backwardness, but the pasted-on-ness. Fix those and I'll at least retract this vote and maybe vote for. —rc (t) 01:25, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FORLOL!!!!--Image8.jpgPrivate First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations02:31, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Just wait, a few hundred years from now, nobody's gonna be laughing. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:21, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Although normally I'd feature this image tonight, because it's been posted on VFP for such a short time I'm going to give it another day to accrue votes (which will be to its benefit in the long run). —rc (t) 06:13, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We see them more like blood-sucking pigs, but the machines are ok too.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:07, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Darth Vader Vs. Lollipop Guild

Featured picture candidate
Darth Vader Versus Lollipop Guild

Lord Vader reluctantly crushes the rebellious Lollipop Guild (Star Wars: A Very Special Edition)

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 05:55, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

  • For. I'm trying this with a new caption. Feel free to revert.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 05:17, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Penus De Milo

Score:+9.5 transsexuals
Featured picture candidate
Penus De Milo

The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 03:07, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. OK, I may be biased because he made this for my article (PLS entry, now on VFH), but RadX is a genius, and I love this pic. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 21:57, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. My favourite pic from my favourite article of the PLS.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:32, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --monika 01:56, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The title alone makes it feature-worthy. And the fact that Cornbread misspelled genius is bloody brillient. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 02:06, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
Oops, thanks for catching that... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:18, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
You shouldn't have changed it though; it was funnier misspelled. ;) -- Imrealized ...hmm? 02:41, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 02:39, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • TransFor! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Yay. My socks are rocked. - 13:32, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For for for. -- Sun Skyscraper 14:56, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For hahaha --SubPOP talk F@H 03:56, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - not front page material. - Sikon 09:18, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against = While the photoshoping might be good, I dislike the fact that A) we are making a joke out of something for which people suffer (either emotinally or physically) and B) WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MESSAGE DO YOU WANT TO SEND TO PEOPLE/TRANSEXUALS WHO VISIT OUR SITE FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND SEE THAT?! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:02, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. I dont get your point ZB. If someone is a transsexual, it is by choice, not deformity. They're not suffering, it was their decision. Also, I highly doubt many transsexuals will visit our site, but its irrelevant anyway...What do you think black people will think of the Nigger and Ku Klux Klan articles? What will emos think of the emo article? I can go on and on about groups that have far more "members" than transsexuals. Just realize that some content on this site offends certain people, and thats just the way it is. This image is funny, and should be judged on humor and quality, not who it will offend. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:06, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's funny. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 04:33, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against A) No cocks on the front page please. B) I don't see the joke. --Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 04:44, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Umm Kakun, read the article, Hermaphrodite. And also fix your damn sig. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:16, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
      • The idea behind the pic itself isn't funny, not the article. Nominate the article them. --Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 14:11, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
        • Seriously, fix your sig. Make User:Kakun/sig, put your sig there and enter {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Kakun/sig}} under "user profile" in "preferences" (you'll probably need to check "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" too. This will save the rest of us from scrolling through half a page of code everytime you sign.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:25, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- mowgli 09:02, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Normally I would agree with "no cocks on the front page," but c'mon -- the genitalia are clearly lifted from Michelangelo's David, which no one in their right mind would consider pornographic. It's relatively tasteful, and the juxtaposition is funny.--Procopius 14:42, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Canadian Special Forces

Score:+15 Super Soakers
Featured picture candidate
Canadian Special Forces

In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley.

Image credit: NewMess1ah
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Featuredrc (t) 05:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For I made this a few years ago back when Canada was just hopping into Afghanistan.--NewMess1ah 01:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Poor execution. - Sikon 01:38, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It actually made me laugh, which is rare. I agree that the execution isn't the greatest though. The two guys in the back are fine, but the ones in the front could use some touching up. --Spin 02:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Blame Canada! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The guns don't look right (that is, they are too blured). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sure, you all laugh, but they've got citric acid in those super-soakers. If you've fallen and scraped your knee in the desert, that'll hurt like Hell.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:28, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I love it! Sure, the guns look a bit wonky and out of place...but...IT'S SOLDIERS WITH SUPERSOAKERS!! =P Rad 12:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If these are the forces coming to southern Lebanon we are doomed.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment Not necessarily, they might soak anyone who misbehave there by calming them down...I think this pic definitely deserves an article (if it's still doesn't have one) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 15:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment I think the article should be Non-Lethal Weapons. Rad 21:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • WEAK AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. The photoshopping is ugly as hell, but the concept (and the foreground guy's screamyface) makes me giggle. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For perfection does not necessarily make for funny haha, but this, classic... --SubPOP talk F@H 18:40, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Go, team Canada! Hurrah! Modusoperandi 20:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • I didn't notice before, but the troops aren't wearing winter camouflage. Make one with the correct fatigues and I'll vote for. In the meantime, Abstain. Modusoperandi 06:58, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment In defence of the crappyness, this was literaly the first thing I ever made in photoshop. Ever. I don't even have the .psd anymore.NewMess1ah 21:43, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Not really that ironic, from a Canadian point of view. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 12:23, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR hahahahahahaha....Napoleon is amused-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:29, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:32, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Canadians... need the world say more? --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:25, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like waterguns. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For --em|c|! Icons-flag-us.png 01:17, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Bad Photoshop. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 02:01, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.
    • Unsigned vote —rc (t) 04:54, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Wow, forgot to vote on this. Well, it makes me laugh, so for. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.--Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
    • there now you happy?--Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Ha Ha ha, this made me laugh, especially the guy who's yelling in the front, For!--Wit (tawk) 19:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I lol'd--TKF 02:58, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Hello Apocalypse

Featured picture candidate
Hello Apocalypse

"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 04:27, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Adobe Potatochop CS

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Adobe Potatochop

Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured Same score as the Super Soaker one, but this one gets the nod because it's older. —rc (t) 05:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Bass Player

Score:+13lb bass
Featured picture candidate
Bass Player

Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

Image credit: Col.swordman
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Featured --~ sin($) tan() 12:44, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

GI Jew: The Movie

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GI Jew

GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured --~ sin($) tan() 05:13, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For Okay, we went back to formula, and with a lot of help from several people, I think we have something much funnier than was previously presented. Rad 01:08, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I liked it when I saw it at the Reefer Desk, I like it now. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:10, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Yo, Joe! and whatnot. Modusoperandi 01:30, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • STRONG AF-FIR-MA-TIVE! This is exponentially better than the previous incarnation! It finally has a discernible context! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 02:39, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like the flying sebibon.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 02:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Would it be "You, Jew!" or am I thinking of another picture? :p--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:59, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:51, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Feature it already, schmucks. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:11, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A real Jerusalem hero.--Procopius 11:54, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For ואם זה לא יוצג הפעם אני אפציץ לכולכם את הבית! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:05, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Even though I can't read a thing Mordillo just said. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 19:19, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For the win-- 21:55, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
    • C'est moi. No idea why it logged me out :/--TKF 21:58, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Spin 22:43, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Like Sir Cornbread, this caught my eye on Reefer Desk. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:21, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Shalom! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:07, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Brilliance on a stick! (Now someone needs to make an article for "Torah! Torah! Torah!", because it made me laugh.)Swordmaster 17:12, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Mazeltov to whomever made this masterpiece! Judgement 17:47, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • REALLY STRONG FOR i'm tired of seeing this pic at the top of the page everytime i hit UN:VFP and i can't see, for the life of me, what's so bloody funny about superman or whatever. it's a photoshop wonder; an artistic marvel - that i acknowledge. PLEASE FEATURE IT NOW AND GET IT OUT OF HERE -- mowgli 20:05, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Smallish For. K. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:08, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For great justice. 20:40, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!Lachime!-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 02:02, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! I for one do not wish to be pitied by RadX Spang talk 03:25, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

Modern Morris Minor

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Modern Morris Minor

It is evident that the car has come a long way since its original cardboard chassis design.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featured Spang talk 05:51, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Boogies with Badgers

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Boogies with Badgers

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had being hoping for.....

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured --~ sin($) tan() 06:09, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment is it anal to point out that the credits still read "Dances with Wolves"? --SubPOP talk F@H 14:27, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
Very much so.... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For for 2 reasons - 1: Funny 2: Would have been a much better 3 hour movie than the one I saw. Hey, Mhaille, the credits still say.... --SubPOP talk F@H 15:46, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Anal-retentive nitpicking aside, this is reflective of the quality and depth of all Costner's "work" after DWW. Plus, I dig the Burynai. (Haven't said that word in six years!) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:33, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

*For! Badger badger badger badger badger. -- 18:39, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

Forgot to sign in! Sorry. --emc! 18:47, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
[Edit Conflict with a darn anonymous IP]

Comment - I'd like to think its only "meme-ish" for people who know the badgerbadgerbadger reference, anyone who doesn't should still see the funny? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. Badger badger badger badger... Someone needs to write an article about "Boogies with Badgers." Swordmaster 17:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Aye aye, cap'n. All that movie needs is snakes. And a plane. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 23:00, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Wookie Goldberg

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Wookie Goldberg, before the shave for fame.

Wookie Goldberg, before the shave for fame.

Image credit: DaMenace
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Featured --~ sin($) tan() 08:48, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

I tried - before the shave for fame. Better? I don't know - please help if you like. --DaMenace 19:23, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Make subtle references to Star Wars somewhere. -- Sun Skyscraper 00:18, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
Both of you are now disqualified to vote on this image during its time on VFP on the grounds of petty bickering. ^_^
But for the record: Just because both images' main focus is on the head, and they're both turning a human into an "animal" with fur, doesn't mean they're both the same quality!
Oh, and Sir Cornbread, put this as your nickname in your preferences or die: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --~ sin($) tan() 05:21, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, just because I love the pun AND all Star Wars references.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 04:04, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For are you sure this is a photoshop? --SubPOP talk F@H 04:33, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Sorta looks like Kato Kailin... --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:31, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. OK Prettiestpretty, no to this, but yes to Henry the Ape? sheesh! :) -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:58, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Did'ya notice that even with all that fur she still hasn't got any eyebrows? That's freaky. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 19:34, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

Lake Titicaca

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Lake Titicaca

Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 05:46, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and for. Another interesting piece of image editing from Mhaille... --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:59, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Saw this in the image review, and it made me laugh out loud. Then I had to pretend to be laughing at something else when my wife came to investigate...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I laughed out loud and didn't have to pretend for anyone because I am a lonely, lonely man. Hey look... boobies. -- Imrealized 15:06, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For the name alone has always made me snicker, this made me all "ROFLMFAO!!1!" as they say... --SubPOP talk F@H 15:27, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • För This is classic Uncyclopedia humor (or humour, if you're British). Though it'd be better if the "caca" part was made to look like a toilet or pile of crap. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:44, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, as I said when it was on Reefer Desk, "It's worth it simply on the basis that you managed to do "caca" without resorting to shit." 'nuff said. Modusoperandi 18:13, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For. If Mhaille learns to save as a PNG, it's a for. --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:06, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment From the upload page: The preferred formats are JPEG for photographic images, PNG for drawings and other iconic images, and OGG for sounds.. I think, before Mhaille learns any such thing, someone else should learn how to read stuff. And correct his signature like everybody else... (By changing your nickname into {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Acid Ammo/sig}} ) --~ sin($) tan() 19:13, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment. JPG makes pics blurry. PNG doesn't. --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:39, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment, that is true but the image hasn't really blurred at all. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. At first, I thought it was a bit silly, but then I noticed a smile creeping over my face... pretty soon that smile was a grin... this situation then significantly escalated into a chuckle, resulting finally in the memorable climax of a resounding laugh. --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 21:23, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I saw this image and laughed. Then I remembered that I'd made it, and laughed some more. I'm still laughing now. Won't it end? Oh and For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 00:19, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. The text is crooked on the signs and it just isn't funny. MHAILLE YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 01:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For Heheheheh. TITICACA!! SURRENDER YOUR AGUA! I NEED TP FOR MY TITICACA!!-- 04:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Slight For The first half is very nice (no pun intended) but for me it seems to fall apart a bit at the end. Code.azul 05:47, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, atleast it isn't a grue. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • A-FIRM-A-TIVE!!! Again. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't find it funny.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though it will give Mhaille another template for his userpage. ;) --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 17:30, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, boobies and it made me laugh - what more could a girl want? (oh... a pony...) -- sannse (talk) 20:43, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I'm sorry, but I can't bring myself to find this funny... And fact that those cars are supposed to represent "caca"... Nope... Doesn't help... :( --~ sin($) tan() 20:48, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Dali's 'Stache

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Dali's 'Stache

You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal.

Image credit: Imrealized
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Featuredrc (t) 03:10, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you probably would, judging by this picture. I still can't look at it without giggling. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:30, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

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Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Cover Art for SSBX. It features Princess Peach (in the Cyclamen suit), Samus (in the Phoenix), and Jigglypuff (in the Lamina), three of the characters from the game.

Image credit: monika
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Featuredrc (t) 02:44, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. This is a great photoshop which proves that it doesn't take RadicalX to make a feature worthy image.--Anon32 talk 12:45, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Non-RadX photoshop. Just kidding. For.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:28, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIRM-A-TIVE. ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, what? What?--The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:44, 3 July 2006 (UTC) <
  • Yes. --Spin 17:23, 3 July 2006 (UTC) jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj <-- kybard is broken
  • Ah, yes, of course. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:27, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - A nude version would be even better, though. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 18:38, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For but no nude version, please. That would be creepy. Modusoperandi 20:54, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Nope because its got that anime feeling to it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:16, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For I love this picture like Tomonobu Itagaki loves Kasumi. Like a daughter. A hot daughter. --monika 01:10, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The "female" in the back is one of the most poorly implamented face swaps ever. Oh, and it has a pokemon on it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:27, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For creepy imps lamenting partially naked, but not completely nude face-swapping, anime fun. -- Imrealized 01:47, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • for Despite the jigly in the front it's a worthy effort --Parinoid 02:10, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 02:33, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • 2+2/2*2--TKF 04:41, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. Wha? That either equals 3, 2.5, or 0 depending on where you implicitly put the parentheses.--Anon32 talk 13:20, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment- If you do it how you're suppost to, it would end up as 4. Orders or operation; but he should have written it as 2/2*2+2.--Joe!TALK|CONTRIBS|F@H 15:11, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Comment: Orders of any mathematical operation: root and power/multiplication and division/addition and subtraction. 'It would be easier, though, if people didn't TRY to be funny on their votes'. --Witty Guy bitch at me 15:36, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Comment. Oh, oops, I thought that was a power operation, but that would have been 2*2.--Anon32 talk 15:46, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
          • Comment. Not that more comments are in order, but it does equal 4. Order of operations: multiplication or division first, in order from left to right. So assuming / means divide, 2 divided by two equals 1, and assuming * means multiplication, 1 times 2 equals 2. Then two plus two equals 4. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:07, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
            • Jesus christ, stop getting so damn technical. And DiZ is right, it does equal four. Get over it.--TKF 00:22, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For.....--Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 17:13, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Wit (tawk) 03:33, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Waiting Wilde

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Wilde waits.

Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 02:07, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Shamelessness and For Strong Rad 20:48, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
PS - I think it's time Oscar got himself a featured image.Strong Rad 20:55, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. Shameless self promotion. =) Strong Rad 00:03, 29 June 2006 (UTC)