User:EFPEC
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Am EFPEC's Great Turdiral Tyler Turden. Me and the EFPEC (Emperor's Frosty Personal Elite Commando), we are here to protect Uncy and Da Great Leader Frosty from vandalz and chaos. Unfortunately, today, the unnameable phropecy has come true: and now "The Commando" is COMPLETELY ALONE defending Uncy from THE END. Can God (Frosty) protect me.
The Unnameable Phropecy[edit | edit source]
What's happenin here? Yuo mad! Yuo crazy! The prophecy has come true! Our Great and Rightful and Long-Penised Leader Sir Frosty removed the Great Seal, which means dat he removed himself from "Da Hall". An ancient Egyptian papyrus from 3000 BF (Before Frosty) told this story, and warned anyone. The plagues will come soon:
- Wolverwanker's idiotic SP free to exist and to not be roundhouse kicked
- Their idiotic articles and categories free to exist.
- Frosty away from "Da Hall", snoring elsewhere
- Idiotic Russian spammers free to vandalize and spam the Kansas Board of Education
- Our Supreme Soviet Vagisil Wageslav givin' a shit of what's happening
- Our Roman God Turd goin' crazy and trolling anybody, including Spike on uncy.wikia.
- RAHZappa... Where da fuck is RAHZappa?
Now, a man ALONE, must fight da phropecy, must fight the fate ALONE. EFPEC's commander must save the day, save Uncy, save potatoes. And, for the sake of Frosty, I'll do my duty! ALONE AGAIN, NATRUALLY!