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I can start doing them on Sundays now that I am back in school, but I'm taking Honors classes so all teachers are stacking tons of homework papers in a neat pile upon my dick so Thursday/Friday will be difficult. Btw thank you for doing it last week. Oh, wait. I'm just joshing your chain. I know you're in college Frostying it up so yeah go ham. ŤäŁķ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography00:03 9.05.14
Yeah sunday is good. Yah I don't have much time for writing it at the moment, going out tonight and all day tomorrow. Plus I have mid-semester exams coming up... ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:10, 5 September 2014 (UTC)
Did you know that every ten seconds: another ten seconds kicks in? Yeah, mind equals blown right now, eh? Did you know that the return of one legendary user triggers other legendary users to return as well? When Argylesocks returned from his previous state (not Blue Mountain), it only was a matter of time until the legend named MadMax returned from his couple-of-months-long sojourn in the wild country known as Ethiopia. MadMax does not steal the few supplies of food Ethiopia has, you sick fuck! HE HAS A SOUL.
For those who have heard of the legendary Xamralco, he has returned to. He is an admin and a fantastic writer. We love him. You love. YOU LOVE HIM.
Okay? Okay.
Now if anyone sees Dawg, slap him and tell him to come back. And for Olipro... gosh. I can't even.
Here is a random picture of a stack of gold. Craving it? Good.
We were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Biopic
For this edition of your favorite paper, the USP, we had the chance to get the Biopic for one of the biggest badasses to ever live. That person/thingy/chatter was auror, whom we found frolicking in our IRC channel one evening.
When we asked auror if she would like to be Biopic'ed (did I spell that right? SPELL CHECK PLS) she gave a powerful speech.
“
no
”
Thank you! Give it up for auror!
From The Logs
00:54, September 1, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked IlanaZkhfzm (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (user did not suck Leverage's cock as promised)
16:02, August 31, 2014 Leverage (talk | contribs) blocked AleidaJbjo (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (sister did not suck my cock as promised)
12:24, August 29, 2014 Kip the Dip (talk | contribs) blocked Electric Pope (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 7 centuries, 4 decades, 8 years, 364 days, 14 hours, 38 minutes and 24 seconds (Annoying douchebag.)
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop hurling babies at me! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
It is days like these when I realize what a cruel world we live in. It seems that Pee Review has bitten the dust. For just a few minutes of your day and some cash you can help solve this crisis. Seriously, you hoes.
Here is a random picture of a stack of gold. Craving it? Good.
We were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Yes, I copied this from the last issue of the USP, you boner goblins. That picture of gold? That was also from the last issue, as well.
There has recently (a certain amount of time before the latest UnSignpost issue) been a lot of talk about creating an Uncyclopedia App as well as an Uncyclospecies. The idea consists in producing and selling the app which will transform all the human beings who use them into Uncyclopedians. The majority of the users (about 50% of those two who really participated) found this idea great (think that it is funny to talk about) and maybe even began working on it (asked someone else to think about it). Nothing else is known about them, as they disappeared soon after the first experiments were held.
The main problem this project has is that, in fact, nobody knows how to create an app. In addition to this, there is no money, as most of it was spent on Ferraris, that were supposed to bring more money but didn't. Finally, some people think that it might be harmful for the environment (nobody cares).
The project is currently being discussed (some users still post random spam on the forum) and with a certain probability the app is going to be created in nearby future (it is never going be to created but some people do think about it).
Biopic
Alas, an actual Biopic for SEPTEMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Today, the Biopic will be on a man who carries the identity, MrC. He was doing some hardcore crunches while he was surfing the IRC and thus we gained a little more info this is a run on sentence fuk yea murica.
His origin: "Some Uncyclopedians messed around in another channel recently. After hearing all the stories and rumors, I figured I'd like to see for myself."
22:20, September 10, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked LorrineLundy (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Orange is the new black. Welcome to Internet Jail, Lorrine.)
22:14, September 10, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked CharissSparrow (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Dude, your gay porn name is lame)
22:12, September 10, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked VictorForest (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Eat my crotch-forest, Victor.)
Previously, in the past, Uncyclopedia has done a project called Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization, which mimics is a battle against crap-quality articles. We recently have finished the colonization of Albert Einstein, because fuck we didn't need a good article on him before amiright?
Anyways I'm telling you this because it would be soooo sweet if we could get this running again... and I kinda need Xamralco or any other admin to combine histories again because I just found out I shouldn't have moved the project myself...
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins. (third issue in a row)
Here is a random picture of a stack of gold. Craving it? Good.
We were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Wow a third week of using the same entry in a row? GEEZ.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
From The Logs
13:13, September 17, 2014 Lost Labyrinth (talk | contribs) blocked WolfganKix (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Wolfgan's arse is going to get Kix if he doesn't stop making accounts here.)
13:12, September 17, 2014 Lost Labyrinth (talk | contribs) blocked JanetteMelton (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (You brought your girlfriend with you? How sweet. She can fuck off too once she's tossed me off.)
13:11, September 17, 2014 Lost Labyrinth (talk | contribs) blocked AndreBecker (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (OMG A SPAMBOT! I've missed seeing you around man. Where you been these past few days? It's been so emotional. Okay, emotional reunion is over. Now fuck off.)
So apparently, October follows September. As we all know, Halloween follows September. This means that I get to make a suggestion, amirite?
So I was thinking long and hard one day (which was literally five minutes not twenty-four hours) about something cool we could do for Halloween this year. No, I don't mean egg your neighbor's house... I was thinking maybe we could feature something on Halloween?
Okay yes, I know this is something we basically do every year, and I know you are reading this preparing to accuse me of filling space... and you'd be right.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
From The Logs
12:34, September 25, 2014 Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk | contribs) blocked Banzaikitten (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 hour and 9 minutes (You're like the Grinch, except it's your cock that's three sizes too small.)
14:35, September 24, 2014 Lost Labyrinth (talk | contribs) blocked 173.213.80.213 (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Your free trial of Uncyclopedia has expired.)
07:05, September 24, 2014 Leverage (talk | contribs) blocked JessieTedesco (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (fuck Jessie Tedesco, he gets his clothes from Tecso)
Hey Frosty could you do me a favour? Could you go here and mark any three topics on this list for me? Since I made the shortlist of topics for the competition...I think it would only be fair that someone makes a shorter list for me (and makes it a little more challenging)! You could make them bold or put an asterisk next to any three...doesn't matter how. Would appreciated it :) CHAAAAAS!! --ShabiDOO 04:44, 2 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh sorry I ignored you, I guess the thing is done now? Sorry. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:39, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
So, why were you pissed at all? Welcome back :) Mattsnow 05:40, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh but I wasn't. Not really, that was just a misleading clichéd kind of joke thing. I just took a month away, but now I am here. Hooray. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:45, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?
As we all know, a Texan man has brought the Ebola virus to the United States of America. And as country, we are all freaking out. Even Obama, who never freaks out, has freaked out. He now refuses to kiss Michelle because he has become a germophobe.
Anywho, we here at Uncyclopedia have determined that Ebola can be avoided by simple measures. We encourage everyone to wash their hands, especially after ferocious masturbation. Remember kids, diseases come for hookers. So stay away from hookers as well.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it again!
From The Logs
12:34, September 25, 2014 Leverage (talk | contribs) blocked 178.137.80.72 (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (dickery)
15:07, September 28, 2014 Lost Labyrinth (talk | contribs) blocked 23.231.7.217 (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (The Maitri Inthusut has ordered us to block editing permanently for all residents of the Phuket Province.)
13:39, September 28, 2014 Leverage (talk | contribs) blocked Leanna Hollway (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (she wouldn't go the "holl way" with me)
I could do it every second week probs. What day? And are doing it this week or next? ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 01:48, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
shit i forgot to reply lol. Yeah, it was this week. This week's one is very very short and stupid but it is ready to be delivered with the Special:MassMessage tool. Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20141019. ŤäŁķ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography03:18 10.19.14
k done, I'll do it for next Sunday. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 03:28, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
That sounds like a plan. My friend and his mom are coming down from New York to Pittsburgh so I won't be here next weekend. Thanks, I appreciate it. ŤäŁķ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography03:34 10.19.14
My apologies, I wasn't able to get it done. Things came up and I lost access to unrestricted internet (i.e Uncyclopedia was blocked). ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 08:23, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
It's fine. I have to write a WWII Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki research paper this weekend, however. ŤäŁķ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography19:09 10.30.14
19 October • Issue #212 • Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!Current issue • Archives • Press Room
02:04, October 12, 2014 Xamralco (talk | contribs) resurrected Xamralco (talk | contribs) (I have frostbite on my nipples.)
01:58, October 12, 2014 Frosty (talk | contribs) blocked Xamralco (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 years, 6 hours, 32 minutes and 24 seconds (Obligatory retaliation ban)
01:46, October 12, 2014 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 seconds (Obligatory welcome back block)
Sure, why not it's been a while. I'll do it tomorrow, have you submitted a request on UN:PEE correctly? ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 06:36, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
Yep, you'll just have to wait a few days for it. I have an exam on Monday I should really be studying for... Some time after that (tuesday, wednesday next week). That cool? ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 08:13, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)
9 November • Issue #213 • The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11Current issue • Archives • Press Room
Before time began there was the cube. Wait, hold on... yeah wrong script. Okay, let's start again. Before the internet was cool, there was no Uncyclopedia. This is because before Uncyclopedia was a website, there was this awful site for information that anybody could edit called Wikipedia. There was also catfishes and cocks.
That all changed back in 2005. When Uncyclopedia was established/founded/spawned/born/emerged/created, the internet took off. Not literally, but metaphorically... or something. The fact remains that the world, with the introduction of Unyclopedia, began to gain faith in the internet. The Amish began to use electricity after Uncyclopedia was established!
And our legacy could fade away; not unlike my basketball trick shot.
All jokes aside, Uncyclopedia may be content-free, as one could say, but it is not free to run. Uncyclopedia runs on a server and this requires money. We don't mean like the billions Obama requires, but it still needs a bit of money to be a legendary thing.
How does Wikipedia stay up then? Well, we're not Wikipedia. We're run by no employees and we're instead run by dedicated users who spend their time editing/fucking with the site that they love. Uncyclopedia is nearly ten years old, so it's not like the joy of "uncyclopediating" isn't real. It's in the Webster Dictionary.
Not every one is rich either, in fact, we're all kinda bland. Money doesn't grow on trees. Now we're not gonna hold you for ransom and we sure as hell aren't going to guilt you into donating to our cause... but think about the children that would starve without us!
Basically, read more about it here. Thanks for your time.
If you can't donate, don't. We won't force you to do something we can't ourselves.
You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it!
From The Logs
05:54, November 7, 2014 Leverage (talk | contribs) blocked DickSankthptxd with an expiry time of infinite (talk | contribs) (his dick sank)
22:48, October 29, 2014 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked 50.115.173.177 (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (made me read some gay book)
15:45, October 29, 2014 Lost Labyrinth (talk | contribs) blocked Zficysll (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Why bother trying to spam Uncyclopedia? If you're as good with girls as you are at hitting abuse filters then I'm sure you'll have no problem getting laid.)
If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --SirXamRalcothe Mediocre 20:46, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I'll go do that fo' sure. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 21:59, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
Yeah I'm not very good at remembering... Also I'm quite lazy... Try asking this guy (if he's around, I think he is?) He likes doing pee review and I'm told he's quite good at it. But me? Yeah forgetful and very very lazy. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 22:11, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
If he declines or doesn't respond by say... Friday, then I'll do it. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 22:12, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
Yeah pretty much actually. To review an article I have to be in a reviewing mood, alongside being in a writing mood or for that matter "not doing nothing" mood. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 07:45, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
TigerManCP put this unfinished article into mainspace. I blocked him for 24 hours according to his UN:OFFICE restrictions, but you mentioned something about an indefinite block after the next violation. I didn't want to indefinitely block him without talking to you first. Do you think the 1 day ban is sufficient or should he be blocked forever? --SirXamRalcothe Mediocre 18:08, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
Thankyou for being this to my attention. I have banned him for a length of time consistent with when I believe he will turn 16 (I'm soft, I know). ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 22:57, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
Is it just me?
Or is this site becoming moribund? When I left there was a few edits, now it seemed smaller.
It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --SirXamRalcothe Mediocre 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
Greetings, Sir Frosty. I have been informed that you were the one who had banned me from IRC. I am not angry, however I would like the ban to be put to an end, OR at the very least, be given an explanation as to why you banned from IRC. We can talk this out and reach some sort of an agreement, I'm sure. User:Matthlock/sig2 04:57, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
What? I swear I unbanned you. I'll look into it... ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 07:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
This reply is probably tragically outdated, but ok I will :) ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:53, 21 April 2015 (UTC)
goo dot gl
Hello Frosty
I have been making films now, and am releasing one related to Uncyclopedia on my youtube channel. The url kicked out an issue, not sure what I need to do.Kevillips (TMS) MUN,CM,NS 00:58, 8 May 2015 (UTC)
It does magical things like revert vandalism easy, allow you to suppress redirects and patrol edits. Also tokenism, it's a pretty big tokenism. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 03:56, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
I apologise for vandalising this site as 202.142.129.178, by the way. Thanks. Weasels. XY007 • talk • contributions 12:01, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
I can barely remember 3 hours ago, let alone 3 years... ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 02:41, 28 June 2015 (UTC)
Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more. "Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
From The Logs
1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)
10 April 2021 JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13) . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))
22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit
Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
