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Change the USP to Sundays?
I can start doing them on Sundays now that I am back in school, but I'm taking Honors classes so all teachers are stacking tons of homework papers in a neat pile upon my dick so Thursday/Friday will be difficult. Btw thank you for doing it last week. Oh, wait. I'm just joshing your chain. I know you're in college Frostying it up so yeah go ham. 
ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:03 9.05.14
- Yeah sunday is good. Yah I don't have much time for writing it at the moment, going out tonight and all day tomorrow. Plus I have mid-semester exams coming up... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
05:10, 5 September 2014 (UTC)
- Exams suck but don't lie about having friends :D.
ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:22 9.05.14
- Exams suck but don't lie about having friends :D.
Faggot thinks he can archive just like that with that kind of edit summary
8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:
- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 08:46, Friday 05 September 2014 -
- <3 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:52, 5 September 2014 (UTC)
OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE!
By Sir Peasewhizz
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop throwing tomatoes you assholes! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
Okay, so what is really going on, you may say? 'I'm about to fucking tell you. Enjoy.
Did you know that every ten seconds: another ten seconds kicks in? Yeah, mind equals blown right now, eh? Did you know that the return of one legendary user triggers other legendary users to return as well? When Argylesocks returned from his previous state (not Blue Mountain), it only was a matter of time until the legend named MadMax returned from his couple-of-months-long sojourn in the wild country known as Ethiopia. MadMax does not steal the few supplies of food Ethiopia has, you sick fuck! HE HAS A SOUL.
For those who have heard of the legendary Xamralco, he has returned to. He is an admin and a fantastic writer. We love him. You love. YOU LOVE HIM.
Okay? Okay.
Now if anyone sees Dawg, slap him and tell him to come back. And for Olipro... gosh. I can't even.------------
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins.
By Sir Peasewhizz
We were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Biopic For this edition of your favorite paper, the USP, we had the chance to get the Biopic for one of the biggest badasses to ever live. That person/thingy/chatter was auror, whom we found frolicking in our IRC channel one evening.
When we asked auror if she would like to be Biopic'ed (did I spell that right? SPELL CHECK PLS) she gave a powerful speech.
| “ | no | ” |
Thank you! Give it up for auror!
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[17:42] <ColinAYB> Kippy is forever topical
[17:42] <ColinAYB> Just like the lotion he uses when he takes it to the hub.
[17:46] <Kippy> You don't even need to see all the nudity to take it to the hub.
SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:50, 7 September 2014 (UTC)
Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion
By Sir Peasewhizz
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop hurling babies at me! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
It is days like these when I realize what a cruel world we live in. It seems that Pee Review has bitten the dust. For just a few minutes of your day and some cash you can help solve this crisis. Seriously, you hoes.
Piss on my review quests.
Olipro is gay.------------
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins.
By Sir PeasewhizzWe were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Yes, I copied this from the last issue of the USP, you boner goblins. That picture of gold? That was also from the last issue, as well.
Uncyclopedia App
By Anton199
There has recently (a certain amount of time before the latest UnSignpost issue) been a lot of talk about creating an Uncyclopedia App as well as an Uncyclospecies. The idea consists in producing and selling the app which will transform all the human beings who use them into Uncyclopedians. The majority of the users (about 50% of those two who really participated) found this idea great (think that it is funny to talk about) and maybe even began working on it (asked someone else to think about it). Nothing else is known about them, as they disappeared soon after the first experiments were held.
The main problem this project has is that, in fact, nobody knows how to create an app. In addition to this, there is no money, as most of it was spent on Ferraris, that were supposed to bring more money but didn't. Finally, some people think that it might be harmful for the environment (nobody cares).
The project is currently being discussed (some users still post random spam on the forum) and with a certain probability the app is going to be created in nearby future (it is never going be to created but some people do think about it). Biopic Alas, an actual Biopic for SEPTEMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Today, the Biopic will be on a man who carries the identity, MrC. He was doing some hardcore crunches while he was surfing the IRC and thus we gained a little more info this is a run on sentence fuk yea murica.
His origin: "Some Uncyclopedians messed around in another channel recently. After hearing all the stories and rumors, I figured I'd like to see for myself."
So when we asked MrC if he could tell us how to get, how to get to Sesame Street, he said "I don't know... bribe Cookie Monster with a cookie?"
There you have it, words of wisdom BOOI!
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Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming!
Previously, in the past, Uncyclopedia has done a project called Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization, which mimics is a battle against crap-quality articles. We recently have finished the colonization of Albert Einstein, because fuck we didn't need a good article on him before amiright?
Anyways I'm telling you this because it would be soooo sweet if we could get this running again... and I kinda need Xamralco or any other admin to combine histories again because I just found out I shouldn't have moved the project myself...------------
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins. (third issue in a row)
By Sir PeasewhizzWe were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Wow a third week of using the same entry in a row? GEEZ.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
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The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)
By Sir Peasewhizz
So apparently, October follows September. As we all know, Halloween follows September. This means that I get to make a suggestion, amirite?
So I was thinking long and hard one day (which was literally five minutes not twenty-four hours) about something cool we could do for Halloween this year. No, I don't mean egg your neighbor's house... I was thinking maybe we could feature something on Halloween?
Okay yes, I know this is something we basically do every year, and I know you are reading this preparing to accuse me of filling space... and you'd be right.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
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<ColinAYB> Actually his lips did sink ships
<ColinAYB> In the sense that he sucked e
Favor
Hey Frosty could you do me a favour? Could you go here and mark any three topics on this list for me? Since I made the shortlist of topics for the competition...I think it would only be fair that someone makes a shorter list for me (and makes it a little more challenging)! You could make them bold or put an asterisk next to any three...doesn't matter how. Would appreciated it :) CHAAAAAS!! --ShabiDOO 04:44, 2 October 2014 (UTC)
- Oh sorry I ignored you, I guess the thing is done now? Sorry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:39, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
- So, why were you pissed at all? Welcome back :)
Mattsnow 05:40, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
- Hi, I never sleep. --
05:42, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
- Oh but I wasn't. Not really, that was just a misleading clichéd kind of joke thing. I just took a month away, but now I am here. Hooray. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:45, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
- Oh but I wasn't. Not really, that was just a misleading clichéd kind of joke thing. I just took a month away, but now I am here. Hooray. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
- Hi, I never sleep. --
- So, why were you pissed at all? Welcome back :)
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?
As we all know, a Texan man has brought the Ebola virus to the United States of America. And as country, we are all freaking out. Even Obama, who never freaks out, has freaked out. He now refuses to kiss Michelle because he has become a germophobe.
Anywho, we here at Uncyclopedia have determined that Ebola can be avoided by simple measures. We encourage everyone to wash their hands, especially after ferocious masturbation. Remember kids, diseases come for hookers. So stay away from hookers as well.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it again!
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<Denza252> ephemey: am i trololololololing?
The USP is going to be every two weeks
Since I'm the only one who ever makes it. ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:19 10.13.14
- I could do it every second week probs. What day? And are doing it this week or next? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:48, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
- shit i forgot to reply lol. Yeah, it was this week. This week's one is very very short and stupid but it is ready to be delivered with the Special:MassMessage tool. Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20141019. ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:18 10.19.14
- k done, I'll do it for next Sunday. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:28, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
- That sounds like a plan. My friend and his mom are coming down from New York to Pittsburgh so I won't be here next weekend. Thanks, I appreciate it. ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:34 10.19.14
- My apologies, I wasn't able to get it done. Things came up and I lost access to unrestricted internet (i.e Uncyclopedia was blocked). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:23, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
- It's fine. I have to write a WWII Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki research paper this weekend, however. ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:09 10.30.14
- It's fine. I have to write a WWII Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki research paper this weekend, however.
- My apologies, I wasn't able to get it done. Things came up and I lost access to unrestricted internet (i.e Uncyclopedia was blocked). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
- That sounds like a plan. My friend and his mom are coming down from New York to Pittsburgh so I won't be here next weekend. Thanks, I appreciate it.
- k done, I'll do it for next Sunday. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
- shit i forgot to reply lol. Yeah, it was this week. This week's one is very very short and stupid but it is ready to be delivered with the Special:MassMessage tool. Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20141019.
dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time!
By Sir Peasewhizz
Do u think we should cancel the USP
Anyone
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it againnn!
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Pee review
If you have time can you pee review one of my articles? Thanks a lot Snowman King!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 00:55, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
- Sure, why not it's been a while. I'll do it tomorrow, have you submitted a request on UN:PEE correctly? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:36, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
Paul McCartney Pee Review
If you have the time...--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 01:03, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, sorry. I did the thing it's done! I lost access to Uncyclopedia for a few days. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:21, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
Explanation
My thumb is big and my phone screen is small. Sausage finger x 2 Leverage (talk) 11:41, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
- Ah ok, makes sense. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:14, 2 November 2014 (UTC)
usarpage
thanks. :3 -hipcrime 20:27, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
- You're welcome :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:14, 2 November 2014 (UTC)
Pee review prodigy
Can you do one?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:11, 5 November 2014 (UTC)
- Yep, you'll just have to wait a few days for it. I have an exam on Monday I should really be studying for... Some time after that (tuesday, wednesday next week). That cool? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:13, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)
By Sir Peasewhizz
Before time began there was the cube. Wait, hold on... yeah wrong script. Okay, let's start again. Before the internet was cool, there was no Uncyclopedia. This is because before Uncyclopedia was a website, there was this awful site for information that anybody could edit called Wikipedia. There was also catfishes and cocks.
That all changed back in 2005. When Uncyclopedia was established/founded/spawned/born/emerged/created, the internet took off. Not literally, but metaphorically... or something. The fact remains that the world, with the introduction of Unyclopedia, began to gain faith in the internet. The Amish began to use electricity after Uncyclopedia was established!
And our legacy could fade away; not unlike my basketball trick shot.
All jokes aside, Uncyclopedia may be content-free, as one could say, but it is not free to run. Uncyclopedia runs on a server and this requires money. We don't mean like the billions Obama requires, but it still needs a bit of money to be a legendary thing.
How does Wikipedia stay up then? Well, we're not Wikipedia. We're run by no employees and we're instead run by dedicated users who spend their time editing/fucking with the site that they love. Uncyclopedia is nearly ten years old, so it's not like the joy of "uncyclopediating" isn't real. It's in the Webster Dictionary.
Not every one is rich either, in fact, we're all kinda bland. Money doesn't grow on trees. Now we're not gonna hold you for ransom and we sure as hell aren't going to guilt you into donating to our cause... but think about the children that would starve without us!
Basically, read more about it here. Thanks for your time.
If you can't donate, don't. We won't force you to do something we can't ourselves.
And another thing you could do besides donate is spread the word or buy something from our store.
Anyone
Biopic
You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it!
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If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --
20:46, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, I'll go do that fo' sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:59, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
Prodigy
Did you forget? --Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 03:07, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
- Yeah I'm not very good at remembering... Also I'm quite lazy... Try asking this guy (if he's around, I think he is?) He likes doing pee review and I'm told he's quite good at it. But me? Yeah forgetful and very very lazy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:11, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
- If he declines or doesn't respond by say... Friday, then I'll do it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:12, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
- If he declines or doesn't respond by say... Friday, then I'll do it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
Are you just being fucking lazy?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 23:48, 5 December 2014 (UTC)
- Yeah pretty much actually. To review an article I have to be in a reviewing mood, alongside being in a writing mood or for that matter "not doing nothing" mood. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:45, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
TigerManCP
TigerManCP put this unfinished article into mainspace. I blocked him for 24 hours according to his UN:OFFICE restrictions, but you mentioned something about an indefinite block after the next violation. I didn't want to indefinitely block him without talking to you first. Do you think the 1 day ban is sufficient or should he be blocked forever? -- 18:08, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
- Looking over his recent contributions, I've found that he's moved additional unfinished articles like User:TigerManCP/Hasbro and debatably User:TigerManCP/Oliver Hardy into the mainspace in the last few hours. -- 18:25, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
- Thankyou for being this to my attention. I have banned him for a length of time consistent with when I believe he will turn 16 (I'm soft, I know). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:57, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
- Thankyou for being this to my attention. I have banned him for a length of time consistent with when I believe he will turn 16 (I'm soft, I know). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
Is it just me?
Or is this site becoming moribund? When I left there was a few edits, now it seemed smaller.
Also, the Uncyclopedia promotion on deviantART is not working. 
|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 
| 06:42, 2 January 2015 (UTC)
- yeah Uncyclopedia is kill. RIP. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:51, 3 January 2015 (UTC)
Vote, Vote, Vote
It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! -- 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
- k lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:23, 1 February 2015 (UTC)
IRC
Greetings, Sir Frosty. I have been informed that you were the one who had banned me from IRC. I am not angry, however I would like the ban to be put to an end, OR at the very least, be given an explanation as to why you banned from IRC. We can talk this out and reach some sort of an agreement, I'm sure. User:Matthlock/sig2 04:57, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
- What? I swear I unbanned you. I'll look into it... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
- 1) Thank you. 2) Huh? Again? User:Matthlock/sig2 07:45, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
Jeffrey Lebowski
My first article in the mainspace! Check it out dude!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 16:27, 8 April 2015 (UTC)
- This reply is probably tragically outdated, but ok I will :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:53, 21 April 2015 (UTC)
goo dot gl
Hello Frosty
I have been making films now, and am releasing one related to Uncyclopedia on my youtube channel. The url kicked out an issue, not sure what I need to do.Kevillips (TMS) MUN,CM,NS 00:58, 8 May 2015 (UTC)
- Uh what kind of error? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:54, 22 May 2015 (UTC)
Rollback?
Que? Why? Quoi? 
XY007 • talk • contributions 05:04, 23 May 2015 (UTC)
- It does magical things like revert vandalism easy, allow you to suppress redirects and patrol edits. Also tokenism, it's a pretty big tokenism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:56, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
- I apologise for vandalising this site as 202.142.129.178, by the way. Thanks. Weasels. XY007 • talk • contributions 12:01, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
- I apologise for vandalising this site as 202.142.129.178, by the way. Thanks. Weasels.
UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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