User:GrammarFegelein

Meanwhile at Burger King....

Your horoscope for today: You sign up for a charity masturbatathon, with your friends sponsoring you per wank. Twelve orgasms in, you are completely spent, but it's the thought of those poor starving Africans' faces that gets you through to the baker's dozen.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 12 years, 5 months and 14 days.

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