User:GrammarFegelein/uncah highlights

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Cat The Colorful[edit | edit source]

“The forum nearly broke when Denzamakura posted Cat carcass in The Dead Thread”

dolemite7[edit | edit source]

“I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with Farting and walking away.

~ dolemite7

Frosty[edit | edit source]

“Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me The entire Internet.

goofygoobers[edit | edit source]

“I work out so that I can look good when I'm FUCK ME HARDER DADDY! HARDER! HARDER! OH YES!.

~ goofygoobers

Cajek uses Poor people. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!”

~ goofygoobers

GrammarFegelein[edit | edit source]

“On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and Splatoon

“There's no such thing as Mr-ex777.

“Would you rather suck A fart, or get dicked by ALL the things!?

“What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? My hot cousin

Mr-ex777[edit | edit source]

“This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of Diabeetus

~ Mr-ex777

“The most recent item in my search history. A crude cartoon of Mr-ex777 receiving buttsex

~ Mr-ex777

“Grand Theft Auto™: Sunshine and rainbows

~ Mr-ex777

sheep[edit | edit source]

“"You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on The worst Uncyclopedia article ever, which is so bad that it gets featured instantly, and then there's some stuff about deop Zombiebaron, and then it ends with My first kill.

Woodburninator[edit | edit source]

“My original species combines Teenage pregnancy and Living in a trashcan. It's called The violation of our most basic human rights.

Other[edit | edit source]

“Personals ad: Seeking a female who doesn't mind Pumping out a baby every nine months, might also be willing to try a male if they're Sucking a thousand dicks.

~ Oscar Wilde

A crude cartoon of Mr-ex777 receiving buttsex ruined many people's childhood”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Personals ad: Seeking a female who doesn't mind nearly getting raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada , might also be willing to try a male if they're Some douche with an acoustic guitar.

~ Oscar Wilde

“A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without Ominous background music.

~ Oscar Wilde

“ Grand Theft Auto™: Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes

~ Oscar Wilde

Cards Against Humanity: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for Spamming !status for 3 hours until sheep finally picks a card!

~ Oscar Wilde