User:GrammarFegelein

Meanwhile at Burger King....

Your horoscope for today: A kinky relationship can be fun, but it's hard to find the balance. She seems to like it when you call her a slut, but the last time you called her a cum mop she didn't like it. I'm telling you because I know you couldn't see her face at the time. The other two guys were in the way.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 years, 10 months and 21 days.

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