User:GrammarFegelein

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Your horoscope for today: When your girlfriend accuses you of masturbating on her sister's bed at the weekend, denial seems like the obvious response. Unfortunately, that was a memory foam mattress you humped.

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and can pronounce aluminium correctly.
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 years and 8 months.

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