User talk:GrammarFegelein

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Here

Is my new sig GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 19:19, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

Cool! The Woodburninator The vote was legitimate! ™ 19:34, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

Thanks man, yours is cool as well :) GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 19:37, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

Thanks. Although I admit I didn't make it originally. A cool user called Cajek made it for me back in the day before I knew what I was doing. Now I do, but I don't think I could do any better, so it stays as is. The Woodburninator The vote was legitimate! ™ 19:39, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

Ok then, still looks good though GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 19:42, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

Nice. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 23:25, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

Thank you! GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 14:38, 17 July 2015 (UTC)

Forum:Votes to op an unskilled and a mostly uninterested editor

Hi! It's not like it matters much (the forum was a half-joke), but if the change of your vote has anything to do with me being an unsuitable candidate, in your opinion, then feel free to share any criticism you have, so I can progress towards... I don't know, something. Anton (talk) 08:32, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Fine by me 17:16, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

HMC2015

I haven't seen you sign up for [Monkey]. I know that was an oversight on your part. I will forgive you once you sign up. I'll cut off one of your family members fingers every hour until you do. YEAY!!! happy times. If you cannot participate...you can always be a judge. The more judges...the better! ShabiDOO 16:38, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Judging

Please look at my talk page. You and HappySpaceMan can work out who does indepth judging and who does light judging. ShabiDOO 04:14, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Retrospective Project

Thanks so much for volunteering! Here are the questions. Please, answer them in as many/little detail as you wish and feel free to skip any question you don't feel like responding to. Any perspective and opinion is welcome, so don't be afraid to say anything. If you wish your answers to be published anonymously (if they ever need to be published), please email them to me or directly to User:TKF.

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1. GrammarFegelein is an interesting username. Tell us more about it?
2. Who you are beyond the site? You can answer this with as much or as little detail as you want.
3. How long had you been on Uncyclopedia? When did you join, and what drew you to stay once you discovered it?
4. Did you get welcomed/adopted? By whom?
5. Who were your favorite members in the community when you joined, and why? Least favorite?
6. What was your first edit?
7. Fondest memory? Strangest memory? Lowest moments-- both for the wiki, and as a user?
8. A lot of drama has struck the community in its time, at some points completely defining it for better or worse (usually worse). What was the most notable, and which had most affected you, if any?
9. Do you write? (On the site or off the site.)
10. How often do you edit the site? Why?
11. And why en.uncyclopedia.co? Any profound differences between the two uncyclopedias you've become aware of?
12. Would you say Uncy has been going downhill? If so, when did that "downhill"ness start?
13. Cool Story Bro Time: Tell me a cool story, bro. (i.e. like the time RAHB ran into NXWave at a Dairy Queen).
14. Would you say that Uncyc has "changed" you?
15. Got anything else you wanna say? Anton (talk) 17:28, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Judging

:Hey Grammar-Nazi. Thanks a lot for judging. I appreciate the time you took and even a few lines of constructive criticism. Happy Monkey will give you a sweet golden shower as a thanks. ShabiDOO 19:43, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Also if you have a moment...please do a quick check over the scores to make sure there weren't any notable errors (that means no tweaking the results but let me know if there is a serious problem with the scores you gave). ShabiDOO 19:45, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the kind words for my article, as well as the score, and for taking the time to go thru all the entries. Maybe next year I might judge and free up a chance for others such as yourself to take part... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Your sig collection

If you're going to add mine, then you should know there is a slightly cooler one I've just made, and it's ... --An unskilled and uninterested editor (talk) 08:13, 8 August 2015 (UTC)

Yes, I am perfectly fine with you moving your retrospective wherever you wish! After all, it's your retrospective. Anton (talk) 19:04, 13 August 2015 (UTC)

Good to know. Thanks anyway! 19:50, 13 August 2015 (UTC)

How Rude of Me

I just realized I completely forgot to thank all the judges for taking time out of their "busy" schedules to read all of the happy monkey entries. Especially mine since it was the size of a small island nation. So thanks Grahams. For judging and reading and everything. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 17:50, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Thank you man :) 18:03, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Fluff

Sorry to bother you, but I went through my HMC article again and removed all the bits that seemed unnecessary. The narrative is a lot easier to follow now. I know you were probably dissatisfied with the article in general, but I'd still be very obliged if you could take another look to see if it's better. And if it's still poor, would you have any suggestions for improvement? Anton (talk) 10:11, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for the compliment. I feel much more at home here than Wikia, where they seem to get stingy over even the smallest edits.--EpicWinner (talk) 01:08, 19 August 2015 (UTC)

Imperial Colonisation/Colonization/whatever

Have you thought about rebooting this project somehow? Many of the articles here are pieces of shit (they've been improving since 2010, though, IMO), but having users collaborate on rewriting them could really help.--EpicWinner (talk) 08:20, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

judgery

Hey grammarnazi..competition is over after no one stood up to me with my totally unfair multiple day extension. Go ahead and finish evaluating all the articles and pick a first second and third place. Leave some constructive criticism if you can. ShabiDOO 00:45, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

My judgery is done Shabidoodoo! GRAMMARCLAUS HO HO HO! 08:50, 17 December 2015 (UTC)

Fiddle About

Down with the bedclothes, up with the nightshirt... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

VFD

Can you plz vote on VFD to speed up the process (which is usually tediously slow)?--EpicWinner (talk) 09:14, 17 January 2016 (UTC)

I'll get on that now then. GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 09:16, 17 January 2016 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

Although I'm not going to actually follow through with his request on Ban Patrol, Dr funny is allowed to add you to ban patrol if he so chooses. It's not up to you to decide whether a particular report is crap and thus worthy of removal. Leave it, let an admin come along and check out the issues you two seem to be having and decide what to do. FYI I'm not going to block anybody (for now) because you've been here I while and Dr Funny I personally think is just misguided and not trolling. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:50, 6 February 2016 (UTC)

Thank you for....

the love and support you gave my Wes Anderson article and for bringing it to the honored ranks of the front page! E-YES! User:Matthlock/sig2 00:10, 23 February 2016 (UTC)

Don't mention it ;). GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 08:18, 23 February 2016 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:33, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)