User:Risviltsov/That One Time I Went To A Supermax Prison
a work in progress[edit | edit source]
I went to a supermax prison once. I tried to escape the Rikers Island prison multiple times, but unlike Flavor Flav, I never was able to get out of the prison (by the way, he asked me for my autograph and I gave it to him, which was weird, but okay). I never dropped the soap in Rikers Island, and no big black man shoved his dick into my juvenile ass, which I consider lucky on my end. But now these fuckers want to take me to Florence, Colorado, on the Rocky Mountain High trip.
The flight[edit | edit source]
It was really strange going to a private airport in chains with army-level guards taking me into a Cessna. People stared at me, disgusted, not knowing why I was in chains. I reckon that being in chains meant I did something really bad and the authorities wanted to rub it in my face using to public humiliation, but I'm not easy to humiliate. I was walked into the Cessna and they asked me if I could pilot an aircraft. I asked them if they could and both of them said that they couldn't. I could, so they had me pilot the aircraft from LaGuardia Airport to Fremont County Airport, under threat of being shot if I deviated from the course. We arrived at Fremont County Airport after what was around 5 hours of flying.
The arrival to ADX Florence[edit | edit source]
fuck cunt shit nigga