User:MagicBus/National Kickball Association
The National Kickball Association (or simply known as NKA) is an organization for profession kickball. The setup, lineup and positions are the same to that of baseball. This is not to be confused with the North Korean Army, which ironically has the same initial as the National Kickball Association.
How it all started[edit | edit source]
The league started as a backyard pickup game, originally created by "Jim". Johnny Cross called the genius behind kickball was founded by "Jim". Apparently, "Jim" created the league back in 1945 but wasn't put in effect until 2016. Nobody knows for sure if the league will start then.
A Draft?[edit | edit source]
The NKA draft will be held every year and teams can draft collegiate players and "people from other kickball leagues" around the globe. Edwin Cartelli, a leftfielder from Arizona State, will probably be the first player "officially" drafted in the NKA in 2016.
Players that can be draft have to be drafted:
- From a college
- From a high school
- From a national club (aged 18-24)
Teams[edit | edit source]
Uniform Number Assignments[edit | edit source]
The uniform number assignments look something like this: 1-10 is for outfielders, 20-29 is for infielders, 30-39 is for catchers, 40-49 is for designated kickers, 50-89 is for "rollers", and 90-99 is for coaches. Owners don't get a uniform number because they are too fucking old to wear a damn uniform. If you have the number 0... it probably means the coach doesn't care about you, therefore you get the number 0. Your position automatically becomes "bench warmer" or "sit-out".
Rules[edit | edit source]
Teams are allowed to have at least 20 players on their squad. 2 at each position, plus a couple of more. Most teams have more than 1 pitcher or "roller" because you roll the ball not pitch it.
List of Teams[edit | edit source]
NOTE: In parenthesis it is the owner/the head coach!
- Arizona Rattlesnakes (John Connor/Edgardo Lopez)
- California Surfers (Dude/"Surfin'" Thomas McGee)
- Colorado Imbeciles ("Dean"/Old Man 2)
- Dallas Black Bears (James Madden/John Madden)
- Detroit Kickers (Jack Kennedy/Adam James)
- Florida X-Rays (Stevie Jobs/Alex Newman)
- Kansas City Rollers (Ian Carpenter/Faggot)
- Kentucky Pride (Tim Proud/Allan Cactus)
- New York Mighty ("Dan"/"Dan")
- San Diego Tigers (Spencer Soap/Leon Wilkens)
- Wisconsin Eagles ("Greg the Mermaid"/Matthew Patterson)
Injuries[edit | edit source]
Are treated the same way as the NFL. If you are injured you can be put onto the "Injured Reserve" list with every other player who is injured. Most injuries involve the leg or the foot because... well... think of the name. KICKball. What do you kick with? No not your arm... you kick with your leg, you dumbass!
Famous People[edit | edit source]
Nobody really.