User talk:Frosty/archive12

Adopt-a-noob

I was wondering what the Adopt-a-Noob program actually does. I was wondering if you could explain?--IFYMB! (talk) 06:09, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

It is where an experienced user mentors a new user so they become familiar with the requirements/rules of Uncyclopedia and writing for it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:20, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Do I count as a new user? if so who can adopt me?--IFYMB! (talk) 03:48, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Some of the people here are still active, althought some of them arent ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:51, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

You're on that list and seem like a nice guy,would you adopt me? --IFYMB! (talk) 04:03, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

yah ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:29, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Question

Can I get rid of the Nomination for N00b of the Moment thing on my user page? MagicBus (talk) 01:29, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Yes you can, you won. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:53, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. MagicBus (talk) 01:55, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

IN A CREEEEPY VOICE

I know what you did last summer!

– Preceding unsigned comment added by YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE (talk • contribs)

Your mother? Damn. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:14, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

(In a creepy voice) In dreams, I walk with you. In dreams, I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine all the time. FOREVER. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:57, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

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January 2nd, 2013 • Issue 180 • We always do it Manually!

Vote! Or else! By Chief This image has not been altered in any way Is it that time of year again? It's the time when everyone celebrates the people who are the most remarkable amongst us at everything except what matters. It's time for Writer of the Year, Uncyclopedian of the Year and Useless Gobshite of the Year. These compliment our small selection of awards: WotM, UotM, PotM, NotM, AotM, RotM, EGA, FP, PWotM, ANOTM, Top 10 o' the month, UGotM, VFH, VFD, VFS and VFP. Not forgetting of course to all the userspace awards. Writer of the Year got off to a splendid start when Aleister in Chains nominated Funnybony and SPIKE for the award by writing brief but poignant marriage proposals to both of them. Thank goodness for Aleister, if not for him the wider world might have assumed we weren't all massive girls. Since then Thekillerfroggy nominated Xamralco, who was not able to express his appreciation due to a serious case of not editing the wiki any longer. As always what should be a rigorous heterosexual competition involving manly pursuits like backstabbing, lies, blackmail and threats is being irretrievably compromised by people like Aleister and Shabidoo; people whose sole purpose on the awards pages is to make everybody else feel bad about not noticing other people. Uncyclopedian of the Year is being lead by Romartus, Uncyclopedia's voting-in-chief. Shockingly, he was also nominated by Aleister who, as it turns out, is gayer than Christmas, apparently Romartus makes him "Proud to be an uncyclopedian", he makes "Legendary votes on VFH" and gives "Legendary hand relief". Potatochopper of the Year is a more subdued and manly affair, where absolutely nobody has been nominated at all... it's like reviewer of the month were moved to a different page name. Hopefully Aleister or Shabidoo will nominate someone soon, we here at the UnSignpost have gone to the trouble of writing the nomination for them: "<insert name here> has made many fantastic images, at least two of which I have made love to on at least nineteen occasions. My genitals ache for them every single evening and someday they will make my dreams come true and love me! Also Olipro sucks balls." Olipro was the only nominee for Useless Gobshite of the Year (insert your own joke here), but Zombiebaron quickly joined him in ignominy. Please go vote for both of them so they may end up tied, and share the prize (a year's supply of toilet paper) on their revolving bed built entirely from used condoms and KY bottles. From the desk of the Cabal: 2013 is the year of subservience By Nobody Once again you all stand before us, another year of failure behind you and another year of subjugation ahead of you. The non-existent Cabal would like to wish you all a happy New Year. All workers users are reminded that failure to celebrate the new year with adequate happiness and joy is punishable by enforced time labouring in the non-existent Lime Quarries followed by the immediate cessation of chocolate rations for the remainder of this work quarter. Once again you have failed us, utterly and completely. Last year we advised you all that resistance was utterly unnecessary and, if anything, we have had to tolerate 0.22% more resistance, we have heard you discuss and then decide to leave our kind benefactors, whilst promoting several of your own number to within the cabal in an effort to encourage dissent and democracy within our ranks. We saw you continue to tinker with that which does not concern you whilst simultaneously complaining when people are warned about the indecent images you propagate amongst your number. It seems prudent to remind you that if we delete every single template, every single image and every single forum your freedom will only increase. It is not what some of you have foolishly referred to as "overly deletionist", it is streamlining and it is good for all of you. It is with vague optimism that we note that you continue to strive at a barely satisfactory level, you have certainly earned a small fraction of the baubles and trinkets that have been handed out over the past year. It has not escaped our notice that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2012 only closed on time this year due to Thekillerfroggy skipping sixty of the reflections, we are gratified to note that Roman Dog Bird had practically no input on the list and very few of them regard uncontrolled outbreaks of creativity and morale, such dangerous forces must be carefully rationed and controlled. Cutting of corners and a blatant disregard for regulations do not amuse the Cabal. Now we must inexorably turn our attentions to 2013 and the promise it brings. All users should note that due to several security compromises over the last few months movement throughout the Uncyclopedia complex has been restricted during the hours of darkness. Where major editing is to take place you must ensure that you have faxed the appropriate forms to your divisional liaison officer prior to commencing work, failure to do so will result in an unacceptable breakdown in bureaucracy. Uncyclopedia must prevail, editors must remember that without patient mind numbing work and servitude we can never accomplish our ultimate goal of... well, that need not concern you. That is all citizens, you may now return to your allocated taskings.

Check out these pages! BURN THE WIKI BURN IT TO THE GROUND A long, long, very long forum where nothing was accomplished and everybody eventually just started typing random bullshit. A bad, bad, very bad idea, which the UnSignpost endorses with full vigor. An even worse idea. A page where Kip the Dip takes credit for something bad, very bad. A discussion far more important than any of the preceding links. Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home: 03:48, May 2, 2012 MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 20 minutes ‎ (Hahaha you're not an admin so I can do this and get away with it! Hahaha! (hahahhaha)) 22:44, May 18, 2012 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 hour ‎ (Not cool to use other people's sigs man......*shity eyes*.....) 23:07, July 17, 2012 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎ (Snoopin' around in areas he shouldn't be concerned with) 19:32, October 4, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 44 seconds ‎ (I must block you at least once in order to be more awesome than you.) 03:31, November 17, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Shame on you for hating on Australian films! [DO NOT UNBAN]) 02:11, December 13, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 minutes ‎ (User request) 16:11, December 19, 2012 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes ‎ (Necessary research into the reasons for no funny bans having happened last week. Do not be alarmed, we are trained professionals, and also very aroused.) 01:29, December 26, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 33 seconds ‎ (Telling me how to be an administrator) Biopic of the Week When we carried our knuckle-dusters and brick-filled socks to the talk page of new user Equilateralperil this past week to interview him, we were amused and perplexed to see him employ the classic defensive stance of a painfully shy, abused opossum. Rolling into the fetal position on the ground with his buttocks in the air, he began to reveal embarrassing personal details in a shrill voice, shouting "Have a field day, you scamps! Yes, mock me harder!", apparently hoping that we would walk away in disgust. However, to assume that reverse psychology would work on Uncyclopedians is to give them credit for having something that they don't, namely, a psychology. Some of the details which he will now regret ever having shared: Equilateral (that's what we call him for short, when we don't call him Bitch) is a 17-year-old schoolboy living in Victoria in Australia, is at the "top of his class" in multiple subjects, and is on his school's debate team. As he is on his school's rock band, jazz band, and "show" band, we are forced to assume that his school, like the one from Glee, is filled to the brim with people wearing matching plaid shirts, bow ties, white vests, and straw skimmers, who are all horrifyingly perky and prone to breaking into song (or dance) for no apparent reason—especially when the occasion does not require it. He claims to have had one girlfriend, who was Japanese and broke his heart. He refused to supply nude pictures of her, so we are forced to conclude that she is imaginary. For Christmas, he claims he received a "charcoal Italian moleskin jacket", which he is apparently wearing at this moment, over his Casper-the-Ghost™ footie pajamas. So there you have it! From our experience, Equilateralperil is most likely his school's Designated Punching Nerd, and spends most of his spare time pulling his poodle-haired head from toilets, when he isn't writing excellent articles for Uncyclopedia. While he's on holiday in Perth or Canberra or someplace, do give them a read. Newsroom UnTune of the Week The Uncyclopedian's Song This space left intentionally penis.

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 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:13 (UTC)

You should probably restore Pennywise the Dancing Clown.

IPs edited it. Blanked it. And I can't restore it with my feeble power plus I'm going night-night. Thanks, bai.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 02:57, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Rainbow text

I don't think you've noticed but that rainbow-text-template you're using at the top of this talkpage somehow prevents (atleast) me from checking talkpage-archieve X and XI... Could that be somehow fixed? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:44, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)

Weird it doesn't for me, hell it doesn't even blink for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:38, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Whoa, weird. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:44, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)

About your logo...

You should probably check your blue "icicleiopedia" logo - it's halfway down the page (and i'm not using Internet explorer, because I value my mental health) --Ohmehgoshtrollfacelol (talk) 21:47, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Hmmm, what browser? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:00, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

FIREFOX, YEAH!!!!--Ohmehgoshtrollfacelol (talk) 22:06, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Hmmmm, it works fine in Opera, idk. Right now we are working to fix everything from the old wiki to work as it should be. This will also be fixed at some point hopefully. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:08, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

I'll just "quickly" go and download all 156 megs of it using my windows 98 computer and a 56k modem......... Ohmehgoshtrollfacelol (talk) 22:15, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

“lol no”

I love the politeness and respect there. Why not? (See ongoing conversation on my talk page, because I'm not following any other pages.) Nominally Humane! 02:34 06 Jan

Use {{Querylink}}

For links like this: [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/index.php?title=Sir_Alec_Dow%2C_Anagrammatist&action=edit add your own], you should do the following:

{{Querylink|Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist|qs=action=edit|add your own}}

which produces

add your own

The "title" part goes after "Querylink|", the "action=edit" is assigned to "qs=", and then the text of the link goes at the very end. It's harder to use, but it prevents shit like we're in right now, supposing the wiki should ever move again. Also, we should be doing this with a bot. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:39 (UTC)

I was thinking of getting a bot to do it, but some of the uncyclopedia.wikia.com don't need changing perhaps. Idk. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:40, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, it's not the most pressing thing in the world, but then again, if somebody clicks a signature and finds themselves back at wikia, they might get confused, and Wikia really doesn't need any more incoming links to keep their asses up in the search engine rankings. It's best to erase Wikia out of everything, I think. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:46 (UTC)

Oh, and check this out. Depressing. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:50 (UTC)

Over 2,000 of those links were in Fnoodle's QA logs. I think that data is lagging a bit, but I just removed all those ones. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:24, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Fnoodle is a fag. Also, I've banged and hammered at about 10 or 20 sigs which used hard links; if we wait for the cache to update (whenever that is) we might be down to 20,000 links! Hurrah! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 1:30 (UTC)

Also sigs are out there, but for now I'd say remove them from major used templates sigs or where they were used in rather repetitive logs. That should at least make a dent in it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:36, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

lol disregard that i sucks cocks, most of that stuff is transluded templates. Problem being you have to make a null edit on the page it's used on to update the list properly. Given that, there is about 40,000 links. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:42, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

OOPS

FU mediawiki. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 0:21 (UTC)

Mediawiki is gay ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:22, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

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Jan 11th, 2012 • Issue 181 • Solid information. At its worst.

Three cheers! SPIKE is going to lose his bet! By Sir Peasewhizz de New York If you haven't heard, we recently moved and split from those meanies at Wikia. If you haven't heard, you're 1) either oblivious or 2) new to this site. Because... you are on the site now. But don't get me wrong, we are sooooo better than the fools who stayed. AY! Speaking of fools at the old, less stylish Uncyclopedia site, (maybe I'll regret saying this in the future) SPIKE made a bet with a few other users that the new site would be out and down by the end of the week. Being Saturday the 12th. We will all stay up Friday night and count down until that naughty dog is proven wrong. However if we do fail, which we won't, SPIKE will become known as a psychic throughout the globe. We aren't going to let this happen, are we? If you haven't gotten the hint... the answer is a big N and a big O! NO! Plus, SPIKE, according to TKF has a very bad betting history. Send him to Vegas, lord, please! Make him bankrupt or something, please? Also, some examples of the users that decided to migrate to this site (all the cool users do this) are for one, myself, Zombiebaron, RAHB, Simmy, Lyrithya, Aleister who received a name change, and TKF, who received a name change. Not to forget that one guy, Sir Frosty, who has been recently reverted all of our pornos, for our self enjoyment. The majority of his reverts of the Wikia censorship thingy-ma-bobber pics involved boobies. Nice work, Frosty. Round of applause everybody! On the other hand, all the cool cats are doing it, so go add yourself to this list and tell us about how you stumbled upon calling yourself what you are known as here. Better be good, or we're coming to get ya! We're gonna suck out your insides using your intestines as a bendy straw, YUM! An example includes Zombiebaron, who got his name from stealing it from a video game. Another example is Strange but untrue, who took the name from her first (probably porn) website. Some lame examples include David Gerard's and Splaka's, who became known as that because of a typo. I myself, am a typo of my parents, who misspelled condom worked and here I am. Splaka failed to tell us more about the typo and what word was suppose to be the username. Shame, shame, shame! And one last thing, Ly is demanded the reporting of any and all (EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 'EM, OR ELSE) bugs/crashes/malfunctions/apocalypses the site gives you. They should be reported here, or else we'll kill help you. That is it for now, I am Sir Peasewhizz, you are some random reader in which I may not know, this article is over, except for this line: I need some soup. Be ashamed By Sir Peasewhizz de New York Just because of that little incident, you had to make more little incidents, Kip? Shame! Look what you've done, oh dear heavens!

Check out these pages! Report any bugs here or die. We're not horsing around. Where are all by rights be meant to be taken in NO WAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN SERIOUS. THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA! And.We.Are.Honest! Indeed it does. But what else is supposed to suck? Why is your mind in the gutter? You sicken me. We want boobies! Get it? You see a censored pick of 'em, reversion! Give us boobies, or give us death! Link your page. Art is nice. What about us? Is something wrong? From our logs: 16:58, January 7, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Wutjtod En.Uncy.Co Deluxe Limited Edition (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite (Not being Zombiebaron: <youtube>n9sEBBCIZ54</youtube>) 02:30, January 6, 2013 MoneySign (Talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (Talk) with an expiry time of 2.71828182 hours (... like flowers!!) 02:27, January 6, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked MoneySign (Talk) with an expiry time of 3.141592653589 hours (You smell.) 02:26, January 6, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) resurrected Frosty (Talk) (UR GAY) 02:25, January 6, 2013 MoneySign (Talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (Talk) with an expiry time of 3.1415926 hours (Active admin does administrator activity.) 22:53, January 5, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Socksilikesocks (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite (Fuck off) 18:12, January 5, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked MoneySign (Talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (Not supporting my vote, also hasn't been banned in 2 and a half years, you call yourself an admin???) Biopic of the Week Sorry, due to recent tasks that are far more important, there is no Biopic of the Week. If you need medical help, wait... what? Newsroom UnTune of the week Sorry, due to recent tasks that are far more important, there is no Newsroom UnTune of the Week. Please go listen to your favorite band. It is highly recommended by 8 out of 4 doctors. Which means 2 doctors recommend it.

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I have sort of mixed feelings about the new Uncyclopedia

For some reason, I don't think the new messages button is working. Frosty, leave me a message (anything really) on my talk page so I can see if it's just running slowly. (I see things on my talk page that weren't there before but there was no button that popped up.) User:Matthlock/sig2 00:29, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

New messages for you on my page. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:46, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

Undoing Vandalism

Hey Frosty, I'm trying to undo some vandalism on the old site, but I keep being throttled.... Any way to get around that or should i just give up? - S^tr_ai_n^j1 04:38, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

No way to get around Wikia's throttles I'm pretty sure. So yeah you either need to do it slower or leave it for someone else. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:46, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

ah ok, thanks, am I in the road in anyway by doing it? Or is it fine for me to continue? S^tr_ai_n^j1 04:52, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

go for it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:11, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

can you please have a look at this page please? The title and content seem to be ok again, but the title bar still has the vandalized title.... and i'm not sure how to fix it. - S^tr_ai_n^j1 10:04, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

Boy it's hard to find help

Frosty, I hope I'm doing this right. I stupidly wrote a requested article on functional design because I have no qualifications on the topic whatever, and when I prepared to add images I realized I could figure out how to insert links but not actually upload images to link to. I tried every link I could find and ended up at a dead end or back on the old wiki site. Is there any way I can do this without linking images to external account sites like flicker, Facebook or wordpress? PS I couldn't find a + button to leave a message so I just added here. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Totalthinker (talk • contribs)

I do not understand what specific part are you having trouble with? (linking to the URL of the page where the problem you are having is occuring would help) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:35, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

I was just looking for a page or instructions showing me how to upload an image to the site so I can include it in an article. The best link I could find took me to a page with the following message:

You do not have permission to upload this file, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in one of the groups: Autoconfirmed users, Administrators, confirmed.

This was one of the many avenues I tried and the one that looked the most promising, but clearly to no avail.

So how do I get auto confirmed? or is there something else I need to do.

Totalthinker (talk) 05:32, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok I will set your rights to confirmed and see if you can do it then. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:47, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

Good to go. Thank you. Totalthinker (talk) 06:26, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

To elaborate, just in case, you woulda been automatically confirmed with just a day or so more of activity. But yay confirmation! Don't forget to correctly format your images like [[File:Imagename|thumb|px=#px|Caption caption caption funny caption jokes.]] -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:58, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

I think it is 4 days for autoconfirmed but yeah he's right. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:33, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

Another question: Now that I have an article posted http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Functional_design how do I get it assigned to a category, such as "design" under the art link? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Totalthinker (talk • contribs)

Just put [[Category:Design]] at the bottom of your article :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:38, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks

If I screw up and create a HowTo: article as How To: how do I delete the How To: version? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Totalthinker (talk • contribs)

You can just put it on QVFD and an admin will come by and delete it. I deleted it for you. Also for future reference you can rename a page using the move button, that way the pages history gets moved over as well. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:07, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Autopatrolled

When I went to my preferences, I saw I had received "autopatrolled". Thanks for the confidence | Cartoonist | Spit it out! | 02:37, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:38, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

shock(ing) images

hi. would you pls point me to the relevant policy on images of poop filled condoms? i'd like to upload 3 for my usar page, but they were deleted when Uncyc was on wikia. -hipcrime 00:08, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

UN:POOP - Not sure if it's relevant, but it exists. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:18, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

noted, thank you. <3 nopedo -hipcrime 01:10, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

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Jan 19th, 2012 • Issue 182 • Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

We have to do something about this

Somebody should talk with one of the admins on Google so one of the first links that pops up when Google "Uncyclopedia" is the new website instead of the old. Do you know anything you can do to help this? User:Matthlock/sig2 23:09, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

No thats not how it works I'm afraid, google will prioritize it by who has the largest amount of site traffic and activity. As such the best thing you can do is to link to en.uncyclopedia.co on your social media accounts and basically wherever you can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:13, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

I flinched before I clicked onto the page to see your edit

Thanks. Boner.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:23, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

You don't have to thank me for voting on your article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:25, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

XD--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:27, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

temporary undeletion of pages

hi Frosty. would you plz temporarily undelete these pages for me? im interested in some Wikipedia history:

• Wikipedia Review
• Daniel Brandt (False Version)

i totally understand if you can't/shouldn't. -hipcrime 09:55, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

awesome. thanks. :) -hipcrime 10:02, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

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January 24th, 2013 • Issue 183 • Better sign it.

~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:02, 24 January 2013

Been gone for a while

Apologies for absence, been slapped in the face with a huge clusterfuck of work in school. I would probably be less active now but I'm not dead hopefully nobody's rejoicing --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:06, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

heh it's fine. We'll just party without you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:38, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Sacrificial offerings

Have a ninjastar!

- Sacrificial offerings --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:38, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:51, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

What happened with blocking? You can't block anyone automatically now?--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:52, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

What do you mean? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:59, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Nevermind. RAHB blocked you and your resurrection was unusually delayed. And then autoblock... dunno if it meant something.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:01, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Ohhhhh, you can edit your talk page when blocked now unless the blocking admin ticks an option to say you can't. And admins are immune to autoblock. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:07, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Sounds snazzy!--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:10, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

irc

Could you let me in? I just want to apologise to aimsplode. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 25 2013 22:19.

He's infibanned so he doesn't know you hated on 'em.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:20, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

I don't think Aimsplode is aware and also Aimsplode isn't on IRC. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:24, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok... I also need help with a template. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 25 2013 22:25.

Ok what help is that? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:26, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

On UnVoyage I'm trying to do {{logo}}, and I've read the docs, but nothing is really working. I was wanting to do File:Unvoyage.png but nothing is really working. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 25 2013 22:36.

Done. I'd also note that the logo seems to go down into the sidebar. It's probably too big or the second row of text is too low. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:41, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks <3 Also, I'm using Safari, and it doesn't go down for me —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 25 2013 22:49.

cutting ties with the old site

Is it really necessary to delete every link to the old site on every old forum and user page? I would think mainspace links would be prioritized to do first, or are you unable to sort the links to the old site by type? It could potentially save you a lot of work, and after all, having a site at wikia was our site's history, and I don't see any reason to be ashamed of it. Too many people here are of the mistaken belief that for the new site to succeed that the old site has to fail. I disagree strongly with this idea, and believe it is better for both sites if they both succeed, though in different ways (the old Uncyc perhaps becoming an almost Safe for Work version, for instance: Safe for Work can still be funny, it's just way harder to do). I can understand not wanting visitors to our site to accidentally visit the old site by mistake, but if the link is in a talkpage message or a forum 2 years or more old, visitors are much less likely to read the content or bother to visit those links. Also, since Wikia allows some links to our new site on individual user pages, why should we not allow users who chose to remain on the old site to link to the wikia site on their page? To disallow all links to the site at wikia seems to me to be a form of censorship, which is what I thought we were trying to get away from when we moved the site. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:37, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

I think it's more about preventing people clicking links and accidentally ending up at Wikia than it is about retconning the site's history. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 27 January 2013

Yes, rectonning with the old site is not our priorty. retconning retconning retconning.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 13:33, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

What Socky said and it's also to boost this site's SEO a bit. Yes this does push down the old site but just remember three months ago these links to the old site did not exist. But mainly so people don't end up on the wrong site. I am not aware of a way to correct the links by namespace, the links come alphabetically but they should almost all be changed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:24, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

NOTM

I got 5 points. Doesn't that mean I win? —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 18:02.

You win at the end of the month. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:22, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Maybe

you should get a bot to automatically replace everything uncyclopedia.wikia.com with en.uncyclopedia.co? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:04, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

We could but many of links shouldn't be changed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:17, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Stay in school

Mr. Frosty. How are you post-post-post-accident? Still able to milk anything out of it? Any unbeknown concussion that's giving you flashbacks to vietnam? Scary scars that impress the chicks? --ShabiDOO 07:02, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

It was almost 3 months ago, everything is fine. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:28, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

I appologise for asking dear Frosty. --ShabiDOO 22:58, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Tis fine, it's just everything has moved on fine... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:45, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Hello

It's cold on your talk page! I'm freezing in here. I tried to get to the template on the Imperial Colonization page, The Big Board, to change my user name to "Aleister", but couldn't find it. Can you look around and fix it? Thanks. Is there a colonization in progress? We should do one, if for no other reason than to get the new chaps involved. Sir Peesalot can write the entire colonization by himself during homeroom, but everyone else can snip around the edges. None of the topics I see are above the boredom level, any ideas? Aleister 13:20 29-1-'13

Fixed and I'm not sure of the workings of IC. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:52, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

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You what? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:34, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Winner!

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2012

Congratulations! You have won the 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Year award! --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:45, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Congrats too! All the winners deserve it, here and there. I for two would like to see the winners at both sites listed together on the lists of winners, especially for 2012, but if wishes were horses I'd be galloping along at a fast pace and lassoing lass's. Aleister 14:48 3-2-'13

Restart the Poopsmith Lounge.

Wanna do it?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:30, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Nah don't really see a need. It was for the days when VFD had a lot more activity that it does now, if VFD starts moving at a steady pace again then sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:35, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Okay, alrighty then.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:48, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Viewing articles that were deleted

I want to look at a deleted article somehow. How can i do that? 115.87.94.71 12:34, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Afraid not, only admins can view deleted pages. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:24, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Wikia

What are we going to do with the old wikia? Surely somebody on uncyclopedia has the admin stuff (ie- the info used to initally create uncyclopedia). Couldn't they just lock the old wiki, and put a redirect up? Couldn't one of the admins add a banner at the top saying that the wikia wiki is old, this is the new one?

94.168.87.17 12:08, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

Um.... you do know that we're running separately from the old version, as two different sites, right?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 19:32, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

n00b request

Hey up, can you please check out Template talk:Britain#edit protected amendments. Thanks, --Hoof Hearted (talk) 00:18, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

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Your a jenius

Lesson: Frosty doesn't know what "subliminal" means.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 10:44, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Evidently that was the joke. Yesssss... Quite the believable story.... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:48, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Platinum

You ought to write more. Siriusli! --ShabiDOO 18:28, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Sup

Shawn and I are backing up your decision and deleted our pages and archived our talks, if you wanted to do that. Mike the Great (talk) 21:51, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

I am currently doing that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:56, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

No offense to Mike, who I haven't met yet. Isn't he the major vandal who terrorized the wikia site, and with his first edit here vandalized a Socky talk page post? Then he gets autopatrol? What is autopatrol? Does it have something to do with uncy's parking lot? And why haven't you and Mike voted on my "the guy who invented soap" article yet? Or vandalized it? Either or? Why is the sky blue? Al 11:13-10-2-'13

eh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:26, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

Ok. Aleister

Yup

Thanks for having my back in my 6 February ban-o-rama, that I did not even know about. Yes, I am the writer known as Kevillips at wikia. When I found this place, I did not think my old userpage and id would be cloned, so I just registered this long userid. But I did modify my sig to reflect how people know me from wikia. I gather this fork is relatively recent. I am not sure where to look for info on when how why and what to do now. So, I am planning on keeping my userid this here, kevillips at wikia, and if you care to know k3vin within the wikimedia empire. I have been busy these last 18 mos, which may seem like a long time to you, but it is a bling of an eye in old people years. I was very pleased to see that at least one of my articles was featured in my absense, with zero campaigning by me. Milk anyway, how things are good on the underside of the world. kevillips@wikia = doureallywanttohurtme@co Kevillips (talk) 00:49, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

Yeah the forking took place on the sites 8th birthday, fitting don't you think? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:45, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

Lol

check this out: [[Talk:Forum talk:Count to a million]] It's listed as a legitimate page in AllPages but not even a valid title. I suspect there may be more Mike the Great (talk) 02:51, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I have already come across others when replacing wikia, I suspect at some point they were valid titles but no longer are. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:44, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

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oh you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:30, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

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Socky

Is that really a new user, SockyTheSockpuppet? I thought we had a solid heat-shield law that if a name is too close to someone's standard name we don't allow that user name. Socky is Socky, there can't be two Socky's. That's like if someone signed up as FrostyTheSnowman. - And thank you very much for reading my whored page and voting for it. I really thought it was a good page, and I only whored it after it stalled at 6 votes for a long time and was getting lost in the list on VFH. It was fun to write once it got going. Aleister 2:19 16-2-'13

He still hates me. :( MrN 02:27, Feb 16

i dont think we can say you can't have that name because an existing user's shortened version is the same as your names shortened version. As time goes on, similarities that aren't intensional are bound to happen from time to time. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:09, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

I think it's the same thing as registering a username with "ChiefjusticeDSisgaygaygay" or "RAHBsucksdick". If it is the same or similar name as a well known user (especially an administrator), just change their username, don't fucking ban them. --—  (talk) (contributions) 13:43, 20 February 2013 (UTC)

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A belated thank you

Sir Peasewhizz left this on my page. I appreciate the nomination (and the kind words). Thanks. :) MadMax (talk) 05:40, 1 March 2013 (UTC)