User talk:Frosty/archive9

Could ya do me a solid...

When you add new pages to QVFD, could you also mark them as patrolled? I keep trying to redo the things you've already done. Nominally Humane! 09:20 15 Jul

ok ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:21, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Thx Nominally Humane! 09:22 15 Jul

Frosty: I have someone for you to "pwn"

This little weasel has gone unnoticed for a while. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jul 16 '12 11:30 (UTC)

HowTo:Infiltrate ED IRC

Hey. This appears to be borderline cyber-bullying, but not knowing the individuals involved I have no idea if any action really needs to be taken. You know that site better than most. I'll leave it in your hands. Nominally Humane! 05:26 17 Jul

I've read this article before, it's very outdated and I didn't find it all funny. When it actually refers to any user, none of them are on .se and are either on OhI or vanished entirely. I'm probably gonna put this on VFD unless I can see a way to fix it up. For the record, even if any of these people were around I highly doubt they'd care personally, but uncyclopedia policy is to cyber-bullying no matter what so whatever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:30, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Seconded the VFD. Nominally Humane! 10:32 17 Jul

Note about that thing we talked about

Using my 1337 javascripting skillz, I have come up with the following data: 2CFM has edited about 320 pages, GC edited about 120. Between them, they have edited about 31 of the same pages.

(mouse-over this for a full list.)

• 100 Worst Moments to get a Boner
• Agent 47
• Car manufacturers
• Carrot
• Corpse
• Cruel and unusual punishment
• Depression
• File:COME HUG ME BRO.png
• File:HereLiesYourIdol.jpg
• File:I know where you live.png
• Food
• HowTo:Commit Suicide
• HowTo:Get Arrested
• List of weapons that don't exist, but should
• Murder
• Ninja
• Penis
• Pet rocks
• Prison
• Riot
• The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
• Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
• UN:AES
• Worst 100 Creatures To Have Sex With
• Worst 100 Foods of All Time
• Worst 100 Locations of All Time
• Worst 100 Moments to Laugh
• Worst 100 Songs To Play At A Funeral
• Worst 100 Things to Put In An IV
• Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
• Worst 100 Ways to be Circumcized
• Zombies

Now, doing a cursory check using the same methods, 2CFM and I have edited about 25 of the same pages. You, on the other hand, have 45 pages in common with 2CFM. However, these numbers represent about 0.25% of your total page-edits and about 0.5% of mine. Meanwhile, they represent about 26% and 10% (respectively) of GC and 2CFM's page-edits. So, yeah, the long and short of all this pointless coding and statistics is, I'd say your guess is spot-on. 2CFM is GC. :) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 18 '12 13:44 (UTC)

KNEW IT! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:21, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

This was one of the first pages I wrote (rewrote) when I came here. It's still shit, but it's at least less shitty than when I started. Nominally Humane! 09:14 19 Jul

Hey! I voted for Template:Boner!

Okay, you're right, no I didn't. I just wanted to be one of the gang! *whines incoherently* Anyway, leave something on my talk page, I don't know, like a Consolation Prize or something. Surprise me. (P.S. I didn't actually cry or whine.) User:Matthlock/sig2 18:39, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

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Fancy a Bone? By Chief Everybody loves horrendous drawings of genitals! "The latest meme is Template:Boner." Qzekrom blared into the press room last Thursday. We here in the UnSignpost office were absolutely beside ourselves, if we wanted people to tell us the news we'd open a hotline, a suggestion precluded by our lack of a phone, money or staff. So it came down to a straight choice between considering the reaction and the effect of the new MediaWiki Upgrade and the featuring of a template whose entirety is a very poor drawing of a penis. Naturally, we chose the one that included the smallest amount of penis: Template:Boner. This template is apparently the best thing since sliced bread, and you can use it in practically the same ways; you can spread it with butter and serve it to your friends as a surprise, you can dunk it into egg and, most importantly, consume it with jam. The template stormed to feature status with 23 votes for, which, coincidentally is the same number of votes cast on VFH throughout the whole of March. Nothing it seems mobilises Uncyclopedians better than a penis. The size of the penis in the template may account somewhat for its popularity*. Qzekrom does have a point, and a worrying obsession with css and javascript and all those uninteresting things whose only real function is to produce unnecessary work like page editing and the graphical interface. If you share these interests then you can easily head to one of the many forums he has created to discuss them, if on the other hand you are short on time because of the job you have to go to and be miserable at for fifty hours a week then you can always go to VFH and vote one of of the many penis related articles that Uncyclopedia has to offer. The UnSignpost Dog loves a bone The VFH vote is being called "The third most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia", losing out to some votes that were actually rigged one must assume. Anybody wishing to rig their own vote has only to head onto IRC and start asking if anybody is "up for lulz" today and then simply pitching their idea as "This great thing I found". If you are struggling then feel free to ask Frosty who is the mastermind behind the present craze for boners. Not that anybody is particularly surprised. Have a bonerific week! *Readers are invited to interpret this statement however they like. A Song of Ice and Fire By Scofield Isn't that the story of the human heart? The fight between fear and passion, between kindness and meanness, between pwn3d and pwnz0r? It's always two forces, at constant war with one another, until the heart stops beating. But then again, it is but one heart amongst many, and so the war goes on for years and years, with ice winning and then losing, and then fire winning, and then losing. And the efforts of the great men who built this wonderful civilization before us have always striven to achieve the balance between these ubiquitous opposites. For ice shall freeze us, and fire shall burn us, but the middle component, the in-between, nourishes us. And the in-between component I speak of, is water. We always speak of following the middle path, of moderation, of not going to extremes. Well, water is the epitome of moderation! How queer is it, that if you heat a bucket of ice over fire you get water, but only if the ice is heated IN MODERATION! Indeed, water has always given us the best of both worlds! When ice was melted by the fire from the sun, the resultant water ended up becoming the very medium in which the first living organisms thrived! Is it a coincidence that even after all these years of evolution and extinction, 70% of the body weight of man is still water? Is it a coincidence that no living being (except for dormant-ass seedlings) can survive for long without a regular hit of H2O to keep it alive? I think not. Water is always straddling the middle path between ice and fire. Unlike ice, we can swallow it without it clogging our windpipe, and unlike fire, it won't burn our dear skin if we touch it. And water always nourishes us, keeps us alive and well! We all rose from the water, and to the water returns all our piss and shit! People have always wondered, what is the middle path? What is the balance we all seek? I say, the balance is water. The middle path is water! The answer to all conflicts and dilemmas that plague our life- is WATER!

Check out these pages! A serious problem It's boring Vote and so on I prefer: HURGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAB Are you? From our logs: 21:47, July 17, 2012 Romartus (talk | contribs) blocked Uncyclopediasucks69 (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Unacceptable username) 06:51, July 17, 2012 Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk | contribs) blocked 71.179.95.227 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.) 01:03, July 6, 2012 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked Abrabudallah (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (YOU HURT ABUSE FILTER'S FEELINGS) 08:43, July 10, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked 99.103.84.134 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 Days (Blanker. Now, because of you, a block that could have been used on a starving African child is being wasted. For shame.) 19:30, July 9, 2012 Thekillerfroggy (talk | contribs) blocked 71.245.83.21 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (thou shalt not tarnish the dead's pregnancy fetish stash) 00:16, July 11, 2012 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked Thekillerfroggy (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (He's a frog lol ;)) Biopic of the Week Not many people get a biopic in the UnSignpost. Actually that's a lie, everybody does, though we maintain the hilarious façade that we can't biopic everybody because of the long queue of people we have awaiting a biopic. In reality the main cause for the lack of a biopic are the crippling inadequacies of the UnSignpost staff. After that tremendously complimentary opening Saberwolf116 is onto biopic number two. The older of you may remember Saberwolf from before his year and a half hiatus, pee reviewer, article voter and an all round splendid fellow, otherwise known as a poopsmith. To be serious for a moment (brace yourselves) while he probably doesn't know it he has been an inspiration to many of his fellow Uncyclopedians, on Pee Review and beyond. He has showed, by example, how to apply oneself to a task and how to function well within this community. He is a model Uncyclopedian and you should do your utmost follow his example, except for the parts where he screws things up and causes everybody to hate him. Saberwolf116 everybody, I hear his penis is very impressive. Old-school FA Sock Puppetry, or the assumption of multiple online personalities, is a growing phenomenon in anonymous online communities such as public blogs, commentable news-info sites, and "wikis." The more popular and extensive Wikis (such as Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, and Memory Alpha) present an unusually fertile ground for various forms of sock puppetry, since the community interactions within a wiki site are vastly more complex than in other anonymous online communities. Newsroom UnTune of the week Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire

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User:Matthlock/HowTo:Be Matthlock

What do you think? Good enough for mainspacing? Or does it need more work? Send me your best regards. Cheers! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:14, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Please read

Forum:SOPA is back for dessert! --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:29, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

Out Socked

I see you out socked yourself Frosty. I thought it was someone else from ED coming over to 'queer your pitch'. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Nah, I just got locked out of this account for a few hours and I got withdrawal. And now it can serve as an account to stop that thing you mentioned happening. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:26, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

logging in fuckup

I guess everything is good now? I didn't have that problem since my pc stayed open and I'm the only one to use it. I have been hacked twice in the year and a half since I'm here. Mattsnow 08:58, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah wikia was trying to fx something and lost half the passwords in the process, lol. Fixed now I think. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:01, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yep. Everything is normal. 152.168.215.32 09:03, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Except that I still can't log in. 84.198.56.170 09:06, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Complain to wikia not me, idk nothin'! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:08, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Besides, they have a fantastic new interface. Nominally Humane! 09:10 25 Jul

Yeah what the Puppy on the Radio said. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:12, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

That sucks, since users who are not good at all with a wiki like Weebils may leave. But it seems to work for him, he wrote an UnNews today. BTW, this guy is writing one UnNews a day, he's hilarious. Anyway, let's make a list: – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mattsnow (talk • contribs)

• 84.198.56.170 = Socky
• 69.122.228.35 = Xamralco (or Colonel-CommissarAndruet)

Wikia should have the problem fixed soon, I doubt anyone would quit because they can't login, you probably can always use Special:ResetPassword to change it if it still doesn't work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

HowTo:Patrol everything EVER without even looking at it

1. Go here.
2. Open your Javascript console. (For Opera, CTRL+SHIFT+i. For Chrome/Chromium/Iron, CTRL+SHIFT+i or F12. For Firefox, CTRL+SHIFT+k. If you don't see a black box like a command-line interface, look for a tab that says "console" and click that.)
3. Type these magic letters in and hit ENTER:

   $( "a[href='javascript:void(0)']" ).click()

4. Walk off and get a donut and a can of beer.
5. ?
6. Profit.

When you come back, that entire page will have been patrolled. Remember, this will patrol EVERY CHANGE ON THE PAGE, so if there are some new edits at the top of the page that haven't been checked yet, take care of them first. Repeat the process until ya get back to the last week of April, when we got patrolled edits. Boom. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 26 '12 12:24 (UTC)

thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:57, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

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Painting by Numbers By 98.197.156.96 Numbers can shag the sheep, but it isn't any fun. This week some of Uncyclopedia's greatest and not so great have spent some time watching Uncyclopedia pass by without them. This is the news that Wikia has taken the momentous decision to lock out the vast majority of the active administrators and half the users. Problems began at 11:20 UTC on the 24th of July when Socky discovered that he was unable to access a few select features of his account; logging in being the most obvious. Banished to the realm of numbers Socky went to the forums and told everyone else. It soon became apparent that nobody could log in, except for Bizzeebeever, who "made the software his bitch" by pressing the log in button more than even wikia had anticipated. As everyone sat on the forum and debated just how angry and indignant this news should make them, a wikia representative was dispatched to the forum to pour oil on troubled waters, suggesting that Uncyclopedians "Return to causing world suffering or burning me in effigy". But burning effigies of Wikia staff members would have to wait as it became evident that, following the initial lock out of everybody, the adminstrator database had somehow been lost when it was being carried to a new building, or something like that. The administrator magic then gushed into the ground and caused a giant peach to grow outside Wikia headquarters. Pictured: The administrative database This condemned the administrators to a long evening of moaning on the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, where another Wikia representative awaited with nothing but a can do attitude and a lack of information about the problem to ensure that everybody remained as irritated as possible. Even worse than that, following a great deal of moaning somebody started off UnTrivia, forcing everybody through an evening of anagrams and obscure song lyrics. At the time of going to press only Thekillerfroggy appears to have been able to force his way through the log in procedure to use admin tools while users who could log in took full advantage of the absence of any administrators to fill the forum with appalling alternatives to fixing the problem. It would seem that, at present, the only solution is to make a new account and then curry favour with TKF, the only way to do this being fellatio or copious helpings of wang. 13.145.208.87 had this to say about the outage: "Zombiebaron.... FU WIKIA". 67.173.252.79 reported a similar feeling saying "Ahahahahahahahahah...god dammit, why can't I log in?". As we enter a second day with all the admins locked out something novel occurs to me; I can watch Uncyclopedia, and I can shag the sheep, but I don't want to if nobody knows it was me. Loramycetaceae of Ipswich By Socky Loramycetaceae of Ipswich do lorikeets while sitting amidst consecrators a-disciplining the elite. My gonads' dictum ipsilaterally saps your mom. Nullification of the masses accretes the Nibelungen's pretty umpty temperament. Done accelerating liberation. Done cunting shit amidst nisin from a pedo auctioneer named Hendrik. Protein from Trisha's antique rises into risus sardonicus. Doodlebugs' necks beget a menu with fetus. Protein exposure lectures quip Magdalena Corvallis, files nisei fermenter magma, nut amputate diam denim ac tulles. Groin peed. Coned a joust ac oleo perambulator lacing. In presidium collision purls. Letitia venations, nils veal consenter plenteousness, orcas mi male Tussuad urns, veil tempoes nuns est at gurus. Nascence volute. Vivacious Yul trices. Crays portrait offends libeler. Nuns mi amass, collisional veal, dissimilar quips, volute vitae, nuns. Done consequent. Coned congruent peed sit meat denim. Duelist pulmonary ants. Nuns consecrate tether. Done cactus cum, qualm sit mate pulp Tate oculists, just libeler various purrs, seed biennium Turpin purls beget Loramycetaceae. Quizzes we equine dew, Budapest neck, male Tussuad veld, fermentation in, odors. Phallus invites torpor. Integer neck elicit. Nam vitae felts vile Loramycetaceae lacerate Hendrik. Present ornate. Loramycetaceae of Ipswich dolor sit meat, conch secreter a-discoing lite. Sunlamp Isis. Plenteousness vaccinial volute arch. Bisque non nun. In ornate commodity venality. Swed nun rises, gravid at, concuss id, tempts you, Sulla. Phallus is lacking, commodore sled, incident pulmonary, facilitates Vella, Nissie. Vivacious Budapest. Noella enigma. Donne portal Allison dolor. Groin non Maurise. Letitia Loramycetaceae urns, vestibular eat, aliquot vitae, suspicious neck, tulles. Letitia so dales diam egret equine tempos aorta. In ult rices Dolores. Also, I can log in again! Hurrah!

Check out these pages! Zorks! Awkward WikiEd is silly YAWN! That's so retro From our logs: 10:24, July 23, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked 124.148.242.53 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (I will certainly duel you good sir kni- AHAHAHAHA SNEAK STABBAN ATTACK! I WIN!) 05:17, July 24, 2012 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked EugeneKay (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 96874 seconds ‎ (Begged for it. Pathetically. With fellatio. Which was respectable, but still rather pathetic.) 00:18, July 24, 2012 Xamralco (Talk | contribs) blocked 69.115.48.5 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Are you hitting on me?) 06:47, July 21, 2012 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Adhans (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (with this month off you can maybe find the time to draft one article with fifty words instead of the other way around) 17:14, July 23, 2012 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) blocked 213.198.208.29 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (Literal wanker.) 06:43, July 20, 2012 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked 58.178.153.139 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Before you make your next edit, consider this: Your last few got you banned for a week.) Biopic of the Week What can you say about GEORGIEGIBBONS that he has not said already? Especially as he has already said that he is an asshole. You might not see GEORGIEGIBBONS around the wiki as he is a hopeless timewaster, or IRC user as we normally call them. He does however do a fair bit of recent changes patrolling and votes on VFH when begged to do so. One of his main claims to fame is having the worst internet connection out of everyone in IRC, a title he regularly competes for with ChiefjusticeDS who connects with a Nokia N-Gage. A big positive with GEORGIEGIBBONS, besides the seconds you save by not having to switch off caps lock to type his username, is that he rarely involves himself in drama and it would be splendid to see him editing the wiki a bit more rather than hanging out in IRC lynching other Uncyclopedians and solving anagrams. He's an asshole that way. Wordˢ̭ of the week, provided by: PuppyOnTheRadio Erotic Using a feather as part of love-making Kinky Using the rest of the chicken Newsroom UnTune of the week I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up)

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So what do you think

of User:Matthlock/HowTo:Be Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:26, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

It looks ok, you really don't need my opinion to mainspace something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:55, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

All right. I was just wondering; and do remember that you did adopt me in AAN so therefore I'm still your responsibility. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:58, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

AAN is supposed to only apply until you get settled into the place, I think you're settled into the place. You don't need my opinion to make decisions, you can make them for yourself. You should know the policies etc by now, so chances are 99% of your decisions are going to be correct. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:26, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

I guess you're right and after all, tomorrow Sunday July 29, 2012, will mark one year since I first got on the site as Matthlock, so I know my way around well. So would you say I graduated from AAN? User:Matthlock/sig2 17:54, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Yep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:43, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Airport security

I can't decide on the addition of that quote. I don't think so, but I honestly don't "get" it. You wanna have a look and see if current revision is better than your last revision? Nominally Humane! 01:02 27 Jul

idk, quotes are usually bad but one or two can't hurt. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:53, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

What...

Am I supposed to do to become UGOTM? User:Matthlock/sig2 17:25, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Be useless. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:29, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Am I useless enough yet? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:17, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not sure, heh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:43, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Say, since you're no longer my adopter, can I ban you? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:46, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

HA, try I say! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:22, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Don't tempt me! User:Matthlock/sig2 17:27, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

hi

Hi

thanks. im a noob plz help.

Samuel

ChaosWriter's Question about "Under Construction"

I just did three pages, and they all say that they're under construction even though they're done... How do I "finish" them? Thanks --ChaosWriter (talk) 01:40, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Hi, first of all new talk message go at the bottom. Your articles are good starts but me and someone who tagged another of your articles believe it still needs more work. {{WIP}} or {{construction}} tells the administrators you are are still working on it and they won't delete it. If you'd like my advice it's simply to make them longer and Upload some images for them. When they are longer and have images, feel free to remove the notice. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:47, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Stududutering Sysysyndrome?

Was there something amiss about the stududutering Sysysyndrome joke on the Anal arboreum page? To be honest I thought the joke was clever. It may have just been unfitting to the article it was present in. if so, can you recomend to me a page that the joke would fit in?(if the joke has been done already, I am unaware.)Redradishthesecond (talk) 04:20, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

I don't know if Frosty was aware that you're also the IP that started the page, and as the addition was not built into the context yet he may have removed it as it was deviating from the original. (Of course, he may have simply disliked it. I can't talk on his behalf.) I've reinstated it anyway, so feel free to keep working on the article. (When Frosty, as well as myself, are patrolling changes, we can make snap decisions at times without looking at overall history. Feel free to question our judgement though - it keeps us honest.) Nominally Humane! 04:37 10 Aug

Yes what he said, I don't usually check who started the page (I'd never get anywhere if I did), sorry... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:16, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

The Magnum Saga / User:Monstermaster12/ED

See the above user space article, and also the conversation here and here. I'm trying to be polite and stern at the same time, which is a bastard to try and achieve online. You might also have more background of who this is and what's going on, in which case feel free to disagree with what I've done and add relevant page to QVFD. Nominally Humane! 04:55 10 Aug

The author of that page is apparently someone embroiled in a long-running circle-troll in the ED forums and elsewhere. And on this page, it becomes clear that, no, Uncyclopedia is not the Worst. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 10 '12 7:26 (UTC)

This was due to harrassment on the ED Forums. I am not sure of the full story as I avoid them entirely, but this just looks to me like a cry for help. I'd say it should be deleted as it would just end up being quoted in the article and fan the flames. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:34, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

And it has been. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:47, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

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August 9th, 2012 • Issue 172 • You need to know stuff to be biased!

The state of the Wiki: Summer 2012 By Chief The biggest news of the week this week is that there isn't any news whatsoever, sure there are a few forums in the dump that promise to radically shake up the way everyone edits Uncyclopedia, or at least change it slightly. But for the most part there is no news, which always comes as a great relief to everyone in the UnSignpost office as it means that we can spend this week drivelling about pointless minutia and thus crawl that one vital step closer to death. The state of the wiki is this: nobody is voting for half of the monthly awards. This is naturally a cause of great concern for everybody, the prevailing feeling being that somebody should be nominating and voting for people on these awards, but we'd rather it wasn't us. Nobody is happy with the current VFS system, but nobody can agree on anything to change it to, so the current VFS system has remained with he proviso that everyone sneer about how unfair it is every time it is used. This periodical has already chronicled the appalling miscarriage of justice that allows administrators extra votes on VFS so it with an air of surprise that the UnSignpost can now bring to you a proposal to let administrators run everything. Uncyclopedia's 29th wordy controversy filled blockbuster of the year suggests that the admins run everything because they are the most thorough and most experienced users, the voting section of the same forum being filled with comments from admins saying "Tl;dr" and "I can't be bothered to read your entire essay", hand these splendid fellows the keys to city immediately, the UnSignpost implores you to entrust the administrative body with any nuclear codes or state secrets you might have, safe in the knowledge that they will never ever be looked at. Pictured: This week's admin work schedule Thekillerfroggy has solved the problems of the Worst 100 list by skipping 60 reflections and justifying it with a cliché, absolutely nobody notices and continues adding reflections about themselves and why they are adding a reflection to the list. Modusoperandi adds an actual reflection to the list causing the universe to begin collapsing in upon itself. The final and most grave piece of news is that Uncyclopedia is critically low in images of boobs, totalling only 634 pictures in the boob images category, now either some of you aren't correctly categorising your images of boobs, or there is a serious problem. Socky, who long ago took on the arduous and time consuming task of auditing the boob images category said "How I wank on audit the images properly if they are incorrectly categorised? Please don't keep your not safe for work images to yourself. Categorise them and thus share them with the world!". Uncyclopedia Needs More Vandals By One Step Away From Copyright Violation The UnSignpost editorial staff trying out some vandalism Yeah, you heard me, <insert name here>. Uncyclopedia needs more vandals. Why, you may ask. Why would we need more annoying basement-dwellers to ban? Well, I'll tell you. As all of you may have noticed, Uncyclopedia has been going through some inactivity lately, to the point where users who haven't signed on since who knows when are becoming more active on the site than users who check the website everyday. It seems our competitor has been gaining more activity than us, and we can't let that happen, now can we? There's only one way to get our activity back up: recruit vandals. Most vandals are EDiots anyway (of course, the best vandals are admins), so if we attract some vandals here, maybe they'll attract some more writers! And... er... Second thought, we don't need more vandals. Vandals suck and they should die.

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Peru

Thanks for unvandalizing this article. In English, some proud national had appended to the word Chilean the legend <- Whore. Spıke ¬ 22:03 11-Aug-12

Not to be confused with pero pero pero pero Mike the Great (talk) 02:46, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

csb?

Don't understand. Nominally Humane! 10:44 15 Aug

Cool Story Bro. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:45, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

Ah. Thanks. Nominally Humane! 10:48 15 Aug

iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony    10:56, Aug 15

You're welcome and such. (But you don't have to thank me, but you'll probably continue to thank me anyway. So I'll just say you're welcome o_O) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:58, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

Minecraft

Since it looks like its going to be kept, I've started to try and merge our articles together in my userspace. If you want to help, feel free.--Snippy 00:17, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Nah you probably know what you're doing more than me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:47, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Hello known homosexual frosty

>patrolling edits

Also where in our unholy father's name is the edit summary bar Mike the Great (talk) 00:34, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Below the edit window, but it doesn't show up on section=new. Nominally Humane! 03:21 17 Aug

yes hello, ur gay too ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:46, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

A: it's not very nice to call PuppyOnTheRadio gay.

B: that's really weird that that basic function would just not exist.

C: Good morning/late afternoon. Mike the Great (talk) 07:49, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

A: I was refering to you both

B: Thats what we get or being hosted by wikia

C: Thankyou, and you too! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:51, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

cheesecake is not a kangaroo

You removed it, I guess, fair enough, I'm new here, but i intended it as a jibe at exactly the opposite thing on the kangaroo page (it has a picture of a cheesecake that is captioned "not a kangaroo" I found that humourous, so I thought the reverse might be apt.... I'm not upset, but what are the general rules of this place? (The "rules" that are laid out in the rules section are a little hard to make out)(..... I edited the "people of Jupiter section yesterday, and did my best to tidy up the mess that was there while still keeping everybody's individual concepts - was that "correct" by uncyclopedia laws? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Strainj1 (talk • contribs)

I removed it because it appeared to be very silly... Read BGBU for general rules and stuff. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:51, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

How much is enough?

Hi, Sorry to bother you, I'm enjoying this site quite a lot and been working on the Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport page, but how much is acceptable to not be marked for deletion? Sorry for being a noob. :D Strainj1 (talk) 06:57, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

It's not marked for deletion exactly, Try reading UN:BEST for an idea of length and what it should it contain :). Can I adopt you via AAN please? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:04, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Sure thing.... :) How does that work then? Strainj1 (talk) 07:20, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

I give you advice and stuff when you ask for it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:03, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Excellent. Thanks! Is this the best spot to do so? Strainj1 (talk) 08:08, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

It will notify me if you have a question, if I don't reply straight away I'm probably busy/out/asleep. In which case ask somebody listed here. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:10, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty may have neglected mentioning AAN also involves the exchange of sexual favours. Don't worry too much though - I hear Frosty gives great oral. Nominally Humane! 11:09 18 Aug

Implying I'd be the one giving it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:29, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Hi, I don't know what to do anymore about >this< article. It was deleted cause it seemingly wasn't enough, however, I'm struggling to simply make up more - honestly I've said about as much as i can say about the topic. I don't want to be a pain by sending it to user space, but normal links to it don't seem to work anymore - (I assume I have to move it somewhere?) - And what's this about Pee Review? Do i need to get my article through that? If so, How do i do that? Sorry for my rambling, but it just seems a waste to throw away all my writing. S^tr_ai_n^j1 09:33, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I think it is long enough, it may have been moved because you forgot to remove the construction tag. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:36, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, thanks, So what do i do with it now then?S^tr_ai_n^j1 09:43, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I'll move it for you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:44, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, and also thanks for bearing with my noobishness. S^tr_ai_n^j1 09:48, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome (you might also be interested in getting a review from UN:PEE) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:49, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

ok i've done that. Curious, if i want to do a Pee Review myself, what does that involve? - for example i see one there about Tritones - which, oddly i was actually thinking about writing myself at some stage. What do I do as far as the Pee Review goes? - do I just make comments on what i think about the article? ~ S^tr_ai_n^j1 10:13, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty much, try to be as detailed as possible though. It helps :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:15, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Minecraft ag'n

I'm not finished with the article overall, but I think I'm done with the merging. Is the new version fine to replace the old one? I've squeezed in as much of your article as I can (obviously I had to edit some of it so it would fit in to the article), but if I've left out something you want kept, just tell me and I'll put it in.--Snippy 04:56, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

yep go for it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:58, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

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August 23rd, 2012 • Issue 173 • One periodical to rule them all...

Don't mention the merger By Chief Simsilikesims visits UnScripts Playwright of the Month the wastelands. The UnSignpost office is always busy, the phones ringing, the journalists writing, the constant clamouring of eager interview candidates and our editor daydreaming all of the above into existence. If anyone else came through the office every week there wouldn't be room for the crippling loneliness that forms such a massive part of our lives. The same, alas, cannot be said for UnBooks Author of the Month and UnScripts Playwright of the Month whose complete lack of any activity has resulted in them both being rolled into writer of the month. Why is this news? Because it means less voting and if there's less voting there must be less democracy, that's just common sense. Responsible for this dastardly plot is none other than Simsilikesims, you all know Simsilikesims, she's the person who wrote the content warning which we now see approximately six times a day. If you didn't know how content warnings worked before you definitely do now. Simsilikesims has had a number of these good ideas and it's likely that shortly we shall see her malevolent intent, possibly in the form of combining the UnTunes namespace with the mainspace because not enough people are singing their articles in the style of Dragonforce or however it is those people who don't understand magnetic fields sing their songs. What would an intolerable loss of the right of Uncyclopedians to let parts of the wiki fall into a state of abandonment and disrepair be without Thekillerfroggy to swing the hammer of despair? Hoping nobody would notice TKF also decided to smite Reviewer of the Month into the ether. RotM is an award that literally nobody was ever interested in... It's also the only award I've ever won twice, so don't mind me, I'll just be over here sobbing while I look through the archives of the first award I ever won... The Caped Crusader considering an update to the latest UnNews template In other news Mattsnow has stepped down as UnNews' biggest cheese. The war to replace him is now on, the choice being between GlobalTourniquet and a machine who will plaster something onto the front page every so often, a machine and nobody at all. We here in the UnSignpost office haven't quite decided which we prefer and have ultimately decided to vote for Batman instead. Batman has a grappling hook to reach hard-to-reach places, sneaks around wearing leather and is a complete social retard while he's doing the job, in other words he's perfect for the position. If he can save Gotham from the Joker then we have absolute confidence in his ability to read articles and then put them in a template on a fairly regular basis. Do you have an opinion? Too bad, because you don't get a say; GlobalTourniquet started doing the whole thing last Saturday. Happy Thursday! The feature feature By Chief Don't make Thekillerfroggy knock down your ceiling... "VFH sucks right now." proclaims the banner that greets all visitors to the VFH page. We've all seen it, probably whilst passing through and very pointedly not visiting VFP which is now beginning to resemble the immediate aftermath of a Nuclear event. However, this reporter has come up with an alternative explanation: it isn't VFH that sucks, it's all of you, and by extension all of us, which also happens to be all of me. Uncyclopedians, famous for their flame wars and constant douchebaggery seem to have come to the conclusion that when on VFH that it's better not to vote than to disagree. What else could account for the 15 plus voter turnout for articles that we all agree are fantastically well written/crafted, while articles which may well be of high quality, but bear the title "UnNews:Politicians politicise the filing system of plumbing the South-Eastern region of the Ukraine" struggle along, accruing 7 votes for before sitting on the feature queue until they die of old age. This alongside the fact that people can't be bothered means Thekillerfroggy is beside himself at the state of things. Why TKF? Because he seem to have appointed himself supreme worrier in-chief for VFH and is executing that duty by slapping increasingly urgent messages onto the page. "DON'T MAKE ME PUT IN CAPITALS" twitched Thekillerfroggy when approached by the UnSignpost about the latest message. ... Or expose you to ionising radiation How do we fix this? Voting, obviously, but it's more than that. Yes, you might only have time to vote on just one article, yes you are probably more likely to enjoy the article with 20 votes than 5, but unless you vote the articles with 5 votes will never have 20. There are lots of articles to vote on, but you have ages to do it in! This article has been there for a month and has managed 10 votes. Twitter managed 17 in 5 days! Are you people pulling our balls? Don't make us use the awe inspiring powers of caps lock to get our way, VOTE NOW!

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:12, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

AAN

Can you Please adopt me for aan --Pokejacko the epic (talk) 06:04, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

I can, the real question is will I. I suppose so. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:29, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

Hi

You're a sparkly snow flaked gem for helping me format the page and do such quality links. Big appreciation extended. Good of you Sir. Thanks Dan Ticklethekeys (talk) 07:11, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:12, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hey!

Where's my lousy t-shirt? Nominally Humane! 07:09 27 Aug

I ate it o_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:10, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

What did it taste like? Nominally Humane! 07:32 27 Aug

T-shirt like and cottony. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:47, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

article

can you check my article now to see if it's better and see if any improvements can be made. thx (The Slender one) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Meatpatty (talk • contribs) 10:10, August 27, 2012

Add a link to the article like [[Slender]] like this: Slender. Nominally Humane! 10:29 27 Aug

It needs expansion, links and pictures in my honest opinion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:30, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

apart from pics+expansions or any other things that you said before, anything else that can be improved on SO FAR? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Meatpatty (talk • contribs) 10:58, August 27, 2012

The first thing that came to my mind is that you need to break up the sentences so they're shorter. Some of them are just too long, and it really does make a difference.--Snippy 11:10, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

Yes that too, the first sentence for instance is far too long. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:39, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

The game is supposed to be scary, even introducing it's own "reaction cam" videos to show just how scary it is. Play on that. The villain is a faceless guy with the build of David Bowie and the extra arms of Dr Octopus. It's very dark, so make mention of the fact that it reduced the detail needed in the scenery by just making it impossible to see beyond five feet. It has taken off like wildfire, even though earlier editions of the game were "unwinnable" (after you collect the 8 pages, there was nothing to do but wait for splenda man to find you). Seriously, it's like someone made a game where all you do is wander in the dark, and what kind of idiot would do that? Nominally Humane! 12:07 27 Aug

thx i'll work on itMeatpatty (talk) 05:39, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

thx 4 the imageMeatpatty (talk) 09:02, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

How 2 delete my page? i wanna make other articles as practice before i make this one.Meatpatty (talk) 09:12, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Create a subpage like this: Meatpatty/Article. That means it is in your space and not in the main area. Many users keep various articles like that they haven't finished or looking for the inspiration to carry on further. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:25, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Belgium & Bwan

Hey. I've started a discussion with this user relating to that article. Did you have any particular issue with his edits overall? (He has been doing a bit recently on that article, and it shows a bit of promise, so I'd like him to continue if we can iron out any issues. And I have no idea of this users gender, so he until proven otherwise.) Nominally Humane! 02:14 27 Aug

I rollbacked the IP (presumably the user?) not because the edits were there to vandalize the article but because they seriously failed HTBFANJS, the edits were stupid and not even remotely funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:25, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

I've Returned

Yes, I've removed the template. Even though I will be less active for the moment, I'm technically back and will proceed to finish my articles. Thanks for being so patient and staying with me.

...I think that's it? Yeah, I'm not sure what to talk about but I guess I owe you an apology for my long absence in Uncyclopedia.

Yep, so see ya!

--POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:24, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I haven't apologized yet.

Welcome back ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:26, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Hey dill-hole

Minecraft has been featured. Leave some kind of hilarious post on my talk page congratulating me. I voted for it fair and square. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:46, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not thanking anyone, people vote because they can not to be thanked... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:40, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

What? I didn't get that. User:Matthlock/sig2 16:42, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Saying thankyou was fine for like the first feature, but if you thank people every time it starts to get annoying. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:33, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

I disagree with that and here's why: As long as you can keep the thank-you's as original as possible, people won't really mind. (But then again, I'll do anything to get a new message, especially with the way Uncyclopedia is now, so if you just sent me a message period, I would really appreciate it - no matter how random it is.) User:Matthlock/sig2 22:48, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

Patrolling

I had bugger all time to patrol today, and I'm busy most of this weekend. You may want to nag someone else to try and keep it under control. Nominally Humane! 08:34 31 Aug

Ok, I got about 80% of it done last night, I then went to bed about 11:30 server time, with about 30 left to do. I have exams next week, but I'll do my best. Bizzee has lost internet and despite the numerous forums I make bitching about the fact nobody except us 3 did it, nobody seemed to care. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:36, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Other than my ongoing quest to update the mirror site, next week I should be able to keep a close eye on it. But, as one of my kids is doing Yr 12 at the moment, I'm going to say that you focus on exams for now and leave the site to the site. I'll be here, and eventually someone else will join in if it starts getting out of control. Nominally Humane! 09:04 31 Aug

It's only year 11, it quite literally means nothing. I'll probably be not here a fair bit of the weekend. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:13, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

I just realised how much older than you I am. That is depressing. Nominally Humane! 10:25 31 Aug

I hear that a lot. I'm like the third youngest regular user, so its not /that/ depressing. Also I patrolled all the edits. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:26, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

stop making my thing go back that i change u jackass

a big fuck u for doing that – Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.168.142.181 (talk • contribs)

IED - more pictures wanted

Happy to oblige, but would you prefer pictures of vaginas or bombs?

More to the point, in order to save space, is there a central place I can look at the existing uploaded images directory? I am sure there's one of a hairy cunt (Obama bin Laden, for example) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bruce (talk • contribs)

Not that I know of, but you can upload your own via Special:Upload. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:41, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

A Question

Due to my long absence, I have failed to be able to memorize the complicated bunch of bullshit Uncyclopedia calls rules. So, here's the thing. I recently finished my Lasagne article but because there was a redirect leading to another article that had lasagne featured in it, I had to add "Uncyclopedia:" to it. So it ended up like Uncyclopedia:Lasagne. Is this title accepted? Do I have to change something? Or can I just leave it like that? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 13:49, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

You should move it back, and then an admin to delete the redirect and move your article in its place. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:50, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Never mind that, I got TKF to fix it for you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the help, in return, just send me a message if you want me to help you out with something, though its very unlikely since you have a good brain. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 07:00, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the message :3

Just wanted to say thanks. Im currently stuck on writing an article about a made-up survival guy named bear mears (obvious mic-take) could you help? --Superlouis66 (talk) 10:06, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

You have to save it in order for me to see it and help, and you're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:12, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, i THINK i saved it its called "Bear Mears" --Superlouis66 (talk) 10:19, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

My advice is it to just keep adding stuff to it, also some images. Use Special:Upload to do that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:27, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Also read some of these :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:28, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

And now I want to change my user name to "Super F Louis". Nominally Humane! 11:44 01 Sep

Help please

I wanna change my signature. You konw, add a tiny flag or somthing like that. But I don't know. Could you help me??--Sinner George (talk) 17:55, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

yah sure:

• make a usersubpage like User:Sinner George/sig or something.
• Place the code you need there
• Go to Special:Preferences and under signature type {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sinner George/sig}}
• Click save
• ???
• PROFIT!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:17, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you very much!-- Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 11:31, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:31, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

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September 6th, 2012 • Issue 174 • When we were your age, this was all fields...

My "coming out" By Chief This story is exceptionally gay Hey girlfriends! This week the UnSignpost puts the "Queen" in "Drama Queen" as it discusses the issues which are literally the bomb. The biggest bomb this week, besides how darling our UnSignpost correspondents look in their new outfits, is that Zombiebaron wants the wiki to improve, this means deleting most of it and playing trivia on IRC. The bigger news is that PoofyOnTheRadio also wants the wiki to improve, this means not playing trivia on IRC and sending editors out onto the internet in order to sell their bodies to Google in the hopes that this will increase traffic to the wiki. These squabbles are ultimately self-defeating, while we are arguing amongst ourselves whether or not we ought to change the beginner's guide into an 20 minute video and a fireworks display we still haven't managed to do anything. What we have decided is that articles can be deleted with less than +5 votes to delete and that RAHB is very good at trivia if nothing else. The other big news from weeks ago is that Mattsnow has stopped being in charge of UnNews after a period of however long it is he has been doing that. Shabidoo who loves to do "zany" stuff so he can get into the UnSignpost, has created an extra forum to ensure that absolutely nobody thanks Mattsnow and instead demonstrates just how hilarious they are. Congratulations to Zombiebaron who came out with the completely obvious joke before anyone else. Finally GlobalTourniquet, the new UnNews Quasar (by appointment of himself) is open to criticism... and penis, lol. VFHarassment By Chief There's nobody here... Remember the heady days of two weeks ago when we told you all to feel very bad because VFH didn't have enough nominations. Well forget that because now it does and we can move our sensationalist bandwagon elsewhere. Where better to send it than Pee review, currently known as the namespace that isn't a namespace that time forgot. Five reviews for the entire month of August demonstrates that nobody really seems particularly interested in assisting the review process. It might take a little while to do a Pee Review but there is a reason we have the space. It is of particular concern as we have a list of people who are supposed to be doing reviews at least once a month, myself included. Where are we? Who knows, but we certainly aren't perusing the list of articles awaiting review. Let's go over there! Let's bring Thekillerfroggy who can put a stern template at the top of the page and insist that this is hugely important to the wiki, guess what.... IT IS!!! Also there is likely to be a new VFS this month, bring on the voting, it makes everything better! REVIEW SOMETHING YOU BUNCH OF SLACKERS! Why, again, are we counting to a million? By One Step Away From Copyright Violation A tremendous waste of everybody's time please Carol Ever since 2008, Uncyclopedia has had a tradition of counting to a million. Started by Spang, this tradition has been going on for nearly five years. However, recently the question was asked relating to the value of the forum, with users complaining that it was "completely devoid of humor" and that it turns smart users into idiots. After mass protest (okay, not really) from the contributors of the thread and from someone else, said users commented on the forum saying that counting to a million is why so many articles supposedly suck nowadays and it's also why VFH is completely empty. It has also been stated that only idiots would do it. So now I'm attempting to answer it as quickly as I can: that's the point. We're idiots and we know that we're never going to make it to a million, but we want to see how close we can get anyway. So if you are the type of idiot that would write for Uncyclopedia, feel free to assist us in our count to one million, or close to.

Check out these pages! Tweet tweet Candy Girls! VFS!! The real VFS link From our logs: 03:08, August 30, 2012 Lee Harvey Osmond (talk | contribs) blocked 95.233.217.65 (talk) with an expiry time of infinite (if i were confident that you understood english, i'd say something naughty) 21:56, August 29, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked 212.183.128.49 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 days (Caring about football... that's actually a life sentence when you think about it.) 00:03, August 30, 2012 RAHB (talk | contribs) blocked 76.178.53.110 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 months (Stay away from theatres, you thespian!) 19:02, September 3, 2012 RAHB (talk | contribs) blocked 86.151.117.175 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 week (lol blacks. They're almost as bad as Jews.) 02:32, August 29, 2012 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked Roccohene (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Gambling is a sin, but Jesus still loves you. Visit your local church and repent today!) Biopic of the Week We haven't put the UnSignpost Dog in the UnSignpost for ages, so now we have. Old-school FA Since the dawn of time, Man has been responsible for creating his own entertainment. The ingenuity of the human mind has given us cock fighting, badger baiting, pogroms and, most consistently popular, WAR. Rarely has there been a time when man has not taken pleasure from smiting other men with the jaw-bone of an ass, or amused his friends by firing Phosphorus missiles into crowded population centres. But not all wars are the same, so just which wars did we enjoy the most? Over the centuries Historians have struggled to find consensus on just how to measure the popularity of wars and this dispute itself led to the so called “Wussy War” of 1952 when Professor AJP Taylor triumphed over the forces of Noam Chomsky. Newsroom UnTune of the week Piano Ballad

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--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:45, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

ooooh boy ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:46, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

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Mobile skin is stuck on. Editing in mobile is near impossible. Forgive any extra line breaks. Nominally Humane! 10:51 10 Sep

lol using a mobile. It's ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:57, September 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

for noticing! :) I guess I'm taking a break, I just have no inspiration, but the flame will certainly come back. And don't be sad! Mattsnow 22:36, September 12, 2012 (UTC)

Hello there (I hope I'm doing this right)

Sorry about the "bulldoze" - user page doesn't equal article. I will message the creator.

Thanks for the pointer though.

~ Eggs

They are creating a draft in their userspace. Generally users can create it in userspace and then move it to mainspace when it is finished. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:40, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

CONGRATS!

You know we all love you, Frosty. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Sep 18 '12 23:42 (UTC)

pretty gay. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:17, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

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Is there anything you'd like to say about this? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:30, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Stalking is illegal and wrong :O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:54, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

That's a-okay. Hopefully you don't know her, or else you'd be stalking her as well. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:02, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

Hey Frosty

If it's possible, can you restore the earliest deleted version of this page to my userspace plz? (The one with the expired fix tag, not the ICU) Thanks.--Snippy 08:57, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Here you go that's what you meant right? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:24, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Yep, thanks.--Snippy 09:37, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Looking over the article, though... i can't find anything worth keeping, which is a bit disappointing. >_< Can you delete it? Sorry. :P --Snippy 09:48, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:43, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations...

On becoming an admin, Frosty, may it bring you many years of happiness! But even though you're an admin now, I beg you not to block me. Also, don't delete any of my stuff unless I ask you to (seriously). User:Matthlock/sig2 18:37, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks and ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:04, September 22, 2012 (UTC)