User talk:Ticklethekeys

Quitting the site?

Or is there another reason for the blankage? Nominally Humane! 09:07 04 Sep

I quit until such time an editor of UnNews can be found. The writing is downhill, the layout is downhill. I know you Pups you are cool - just can't grasp some of the changes and (boring olds) of the site. I'm sick of competing with people who think cunt is a funny word. Yeah it's funny when you are addressing your best friend etc... NOT on a site dedicated to the parody of news. I have other things to do - like make money from writing. The site isn't being governed. I love Zombie but he's too relaxed. All I feel like is a moaning old bitch. Not my intention. 110.49.250.19 09:19, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/ might be more your scene for the moment then. Keep an eye open. Nominally Humane! 09:49 04 Sep

Sorry to see you have left Uncyclopedia. Discussions about what makes UnNews or not has been a long running issue which is why I have supported UnNews having an overall editor. Since Global Tourniquet volunteered after Matt Snow stepped down, I wanted to see how this would evolve. I hope you will reconsider and make a come back soon. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:17, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

I think we should revert back to the 2005 and 2006 uncyclopedia style.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 11:26, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

That is a perspective that would be better served being taken to it's own forum rather than on someone else's talk page. Nominally Humane! 11:29 04 Sep

Just feel everyone that we are a tiny bunch of cells , wondering what is outside the dish. I can't answer my wife when she asks who actually runs this site. I also can't answer who gets the pound/dollar. Wikipedia is a lifeline for knowledge and those folk must dedicate their every moment to it... It is an amazing (and humbling) thought that a community of nice folk exists in this chaotic world still. Uncyc can't work the same. We aren't dedicated to quality we all want to be the greatest idiot... "Look at me... I'm funny as fuck" We have lost the plot somewhere. The site needs an OFFICIAL boss - every category needs an OFFICIAL boss.

Matt was the best at news. This is .com... Why are we doing it for free? Love you all BTW. Dan110.49.233.220 12:30, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

The answers are a little extensive. Hit me up if you want more answers. Nominally Humane! 12:54 04 Sep

I am open to criticism. I'm not connecting to the specifics of the complaint. For instance, I, for my part, don't think "cunt" is a funny word, per se. And the layout hasn't really changed. In what way is the writing downhill compared to before? And how does that lead to the conclusion that an editor of UnNews needs to be "found"? Like I said, I am open to criticism. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 14:37, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't quit ;_; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:52, September 5, 2012 (UTC)