User:Pokejacko the epic

Name Says It All

Random stuff: I am a grue I will eat you I am an ubergrue I ate Justin Bieber I ate Your mom

LV-5	This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user IS The Abyss.