User:Jonavin
its me!
Who is this person?[edit | edit source]
Someone that you most likely do not know, have seen, or even knew existed... This is also the name of a Fictional Character from J.R.R. Tolken's unpublished work, "The Hell-Hole that is called High School".
Why did he exist?[edit | edit source]
In the Unpublished Novel, Jonavin was a Mysterious Hacker who hacked his High schools' network, using a paperclip, a Chromebook, and two bottles of water. During his hacking spree he managed to retrieve his lost text file which contained nuclear missile codes for Cuba. He also planted a .bat file, so that when someone started the school servers, the network crashed due to this .bat opening INFINITE chrome windows, thereby destroying all the RAM on the network. He also rigged an EMP in the server room.
His mission in life...[edit | edit source]
His goal are few, but they are mighty.
- Destroy Bill Gates and take over his evil, mind control, communist company known as Microsoft
- Destroy all your RAM
- Eat your Hard Drive
- Consume your soul
- Destroy User:GlacierPark19
- Calculate the probability of you calculating the probability of you calculating the probability of you calculating the probability of your death
Things he likes to do...[edit | edit source]
This is a list of things Jonavin likes to do.
- Look for the license file in the Google source code.
- Trying to find a use for E=mc^2.
- Trying to understand the Google Brain.
- Hacking Network servers to destroy all the RAM
- Burning Lenovo N22 Chromebooks
Wise things he has said...[edit | edit source]
"Something to fight for, or nothing to lose, which makes you a stronger fighter?"
"Are you too laze to die or are you fighting to live?"
"Get on with it!"
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