# E=mc^{2}

“ohh for fuck sake! E equals motherfucking mc

^{2}!”

“it is soooo wrong”

**E=mc ^{2}** (also known as: Theory of relativity or THoR) is a Einstein sciencey thingymabob that Einstein made to throw us of track of truth and facts so he could be smarter then all of us.

## Contents

## history[edit]

Once Albert Einstein thought "hmm, maybe I can make everyone believe lies so that I can be smarter than them.
Einstein went through many stages of work, only to come out with that piece of crap. But they felt sorry for him, so they believed it. He then was always remembered as Einstein and the E=mc^{2} Bullshit was called the theory of relativity.

## Proof[edit]

Nothing is complete without proof. And just how much proof did he give us? *None.*
Exactly. So, it would only be correct if it was

Einstein=motherfucking cock

^{2}But there is proof of why it is such lies. It is:

Even E=mc^{2} himself thinks he is lies and total crap.

## in conclusion[edit]

E DOES KNOT EQUAL MC^{2}!

NOPE!

NONE OF IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT EQUALS MC^{2}?

MC^{2}!

## Not So Fast... You Aren't Done Reading Yet!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

E=McDonald²s Means: Energy Equals How Many Interplanetary Cheeseburger Weights(Mass) Time The Universal Speed Limit (Light Speed), Times Itself, Except It's A Violation of Universal Law To Go Faster than The Speed of a Photon Thingy, And If You Do Go Faster, Then You Have to go To A Black Hole, Where Illegal Space Immigrants From Other Universes Have To go, Which Takes them back To Where They came From, And You Also Have To Pay A Fine of 1×ıo^{The Speed of Light (c)} Bignumberiillion Universeinsteicurrency Units!!!!