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Just a local Uncyclopedian here, I don't matter. I'm not an admin or anything.

I am someone unimportant.

Other than that, enjoy your time here.

--Robo1699 (talk) 18:51, 14 January 2020 (UTC)

Template that I stole, although someone reverted it
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
This user's IQ is over -4382791487234978298487123879489239874879231.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 5 months and 9 days.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
15 This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
Sutler.jpg This user is an authoritarian

and would love to get nasty with a man in uniform.

TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
WOOHOOWOOHOOHOO.gif This user is so awesome he banged your mom last night.

NOV This user is a userbox novice.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all...
Languages that I speak.
17-XThis user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
en-XThis user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
es-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
fur-GThis user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.
sl-GThis user does not speak sign language and furthermore believes sign language to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of sign language.
sa-XThis user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers.
mor-FThis user got an F in -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Articles I have made
Life is Hell (A shit article.)
HowTo:Survive Parent Conferences:Student Edition (Made out of fear, also a shit article)
Anti-Cootie Spray (The shittiest out of shit articles.)
GoGuardian (Shit article based on some crappy-ass screen monitor that the school uses to track your history and whatnot)

Did you know...
that I am unimportant?
Did you know...
the majority of my edits go to the Did You Know page?
Did you know...
the muffin man (totally did not milk this joke from DYK submissions)?
Did you know...
all about genuine pain?

Am I unimportant?
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