User:Robo1699

Just a local Uncyclopedian here, I don't matter. I'm not an admin or anything.

I am someone unimportant.

Other than that, enjoy your time here.

--Robo1699 (talk) 18:51, 14 January 2020 (UTC)

Template that I stole, although someone reverted it
♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
This user's IQ is over -4382791487234978298487123879489239874879231.
This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 5 years, 7 months and 1 day.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
15 This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 15
This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook. They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos. (Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
This user is an authoritarian and would love to get nasty with a man in uniform.
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night.
NOV This user is a userbox novice. NOV
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen

Languages that I speak.

17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers . 17-X

en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers . en-X

es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. es-1

fur-G This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers. fur-G

sl-G This user does not speak sign language and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all sign language speakers. sl-G

sa-X This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers . sa-X

mor-F This user got an F in -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and likes their native language better (if they have one). mor-F

Articles I have made

Life is Hell (A shit article.)

HowTo:Survive Parent Conferences:Student Edition (Made out of fear, also a shit article)

Anti-Cootie Spray (The shittiest out of shit articles.)

GoGuardian (Shit article based on some crappy-ass screen monitor that the school uses to track your history and whatnot)

Am I unimportant?

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Hey I know this guy!

Who the fuck are you?

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Awards

I have no awards, laugh.