Anti-Cootie Spray

“One Anti-Cootie spray a day keeps the demon away!”

~ Literally the person who recreated the article after it was deleted on Anti-Cootie Spray

The Anti-Cootie Spray on its first commercial, get yours today!

The Anti-Cootie Spray is a spray that keeps away the Cooties that has infected other people. While this is not meant to cure the cooties, it is meant to keep them away. The cootie spray also cures humans infected with the Cootie touch. Ideal for the virgins part of the Thot Patrol hoping to eradicate every Thot on this planet.

How the Anti-Cooties spray works step by step

1. The spray attaches onto the human skin. It starts by searching for infected skin cells that has the Cooties touch and if any small cracks on the skin is present, it goes inside the body. NOTE: Once its applied, there is absolutely no antidote for the spray!
2. The spray starts killing the infected cells with special chemicals and a small dose of Acid. It spreads quickly and quietly.
3. Once the spray reaches either the Heart or the Brain that has infected Cootie cells, instant death by either a Stroke or a Heart Attack In A Wrapper is certain!
4. Once the spray detects that the human body either contains no more infected cells left or the body is Dead, the spray stops working.
   • After the spray stops working, it leaves the human body through the air, only to die 10 seconds later after leaving the body.
   • Oh yea, if the spray goes onto a different human body, don't worry! It will not effect you or other people. But if the spray lands on a wound on the body, say goodbye to your limb.

Origin of the Anti-Cootie Spray

The anti-thot spray. This works just like the Anti-Cooties spray. A perfect alternative for the Cooties virus!

The Anti-Cootie Spray was originally invented by [insert person who made it here] when the Sexually transmitted disease, named the Cooties virus spread around every Elementary and Middle school. There were four types of the Anti-Cootie Spray:

1. • The I am a liquid that kills someone instantly upon contact type. It was the very first yet slow brand available and not that popular brand.
   • The second type, which kills the infected cells and replaces them with new ones, and then leaves the body.
   • The third type, which was pretty much a vaccine for others who has not been infected with the virus. It pretty much acted like a shield, so that nobody could get infected.
   • The fourth (and nuclear) type, which kills someone with gamma waves, and what I've (the person who created the article) seen from this, nobody is immune to this. (And its also related to the first type only deadlier)

Sometimes, outdated versions of this Spray did not work with the virus due to it evolving. Many people tried to make new versions of it, with different ingredients that usually always worked. However, the fourth type was the most popular type due to it evolving, since it worked with every evolved version of the virus.

“The fourth type is designed to defeat every new evolved version of the virus. We won't be updating this type anytime soon so if it evolves to be immune to this type, all hell breaks loose!”

~ Worker from the Anti-Cootie Spray organization on Anti-Cootie Spray

“If the Anti-Cooties spray doesn't work, then the Anti-Thot spray will! (Works only on Girls)”

~ Another worker forced to be here on Anti-Cootie Spray

What the organization of the Anti-Cootie Spray has in case every spray fails

It has been rumored that the organization possesses a super secret weapon that kills everyone, including themselves. It is like a Suicide bomb if this is the only way to delete the virus. This bomb is top secret, so while we don't know how it works, we know it starts Armageddon on the earth.

How the spray was used on World War I and World War II

A random "Insert image here" image that was randomly added for this part of the article, but since Nobody cares this image will be long forgotten for now.

Apparently, you haven't realized that the spray was used during both World War I & II! And my question is does the reader of this current article want to find out?

Alright then? But I'll just tell ya anyways because I don't really care about your opinions who wants to know or not.

Literally the real beginning of the article

During World War I and World War II, adults used the Anti-Cootie spray to B E G O N E the thottys serving in the Nazi Germany military and kill them apon contact with the spray. Same for the opposing side! Even so they carried the Anti-Thot spray, so we don't really know since the creator of the article User:Robo1699 was too lazy to add some extra details we haven't researched hard enough!