GoGuardian

GoGuardian is that one school program that blocks every types of fun, and forces students to suffer in school having absolute boredom. They block stuff ranging from video games to porn (Note: The word is meant to bypass the GoGuardian filter, for those students reading this article with GoGuardian installed on their devices) and all of those other kinds of stuff.

While this is used to stop gamers gaming on their school devices, it is also used to prevent anybody committing suicide by spying on students. If a student is to, for example, search the suicide prevention hotline phone number, it can dispatch the police to their address immediately, to save lives and protect students.

Quotes from Random kids who hate GoGuardian

“GoGuardian ruined my day! It blocked every gaming site to entertain us!”

~ Some kid on GoGuardian ruining their fun in school

“I disapprove of this extension. Very hard to bypass but worth it once bypassed.”

~ Oscar Wilde on GoGuardian

“I like GoGuardian. ”

~ literally no one in the world

“GoGuardian is bad.”

~ Captain Obvious

“I agree with Captain Obvious, but with my hacking skills I can bypass it!”

~ Some random underage Hackers on finding a way through GoGuardian

“Even I hated it when I was little!”

~ An adult from the future

“Fuck school computers! Let me bring my $5000 macbook!”

~ The rich kid

“I have no opinion on GoGuardian.”

~ A guy on having no opinion on anything

“I'm running out of quotes to put here!”

~ The dude who created this article

“Let us use this program to open p()rn on these school computers!”

~ Captain Selfish

“Un Un Un Un Un! (Translation: GoGuardian is an invasion of kids privacy!)”

~ Regirock

“What the f()ck is Regirock is doing here?”

~ The dude who created this article

“Their bot thought that among us are "suicidal" stuff and sent it to my strict parents!!!”

~ Some kid who dealt with this and made it exaggerated because he is mad and needs attention for some reason

Kids who like GoGuardian

Adolf Hitler's great grandson
Future President of Dubai, Michael Jackson
See? No one. Nobody.

History of GoGuardian

GoGuardian first started in 2014 and is located somewhere in the bottom part of Cali and the beach side of Cali. It was founded by three drunk guys who decided to ruin all of school kids fun, and is currently lead by one of the founders. As of April 2019, it continues as GoGuardian DNS, beacon, teacher, and admin. This gives reason for young, innocent kids to commit suicide (It spying on kids was suppose to stop suicide, but it causes suicide itself), and ruins their fun, torturing them throughout the already long struggle that school is, and inevitably, causes people to fail in life.