Uncyclopedia:AutoWikiBrowser
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AutoWikiBrowser is an experimental procedure which users of wikis may undergo in order to gain the power to temporarily slow down their pocket of time, allowing for vast quantities of edits in a very short time. This sinister mastery of the fourth dimension does not come without a price to pay, however. The surgical procedure which makes the technique possible not only requires a lengthy recovery time, but also requires long-term exposure to quasar radiation, which is the source of the AWB wielder's great and terrible powers. Because of the danger involved, and also because of the massive potential for abuse of this power through Bond villain-esque evil schemes, Uncyclopedia strongly advises that you get AWB. It'd be fun to watch, at the very least.
So, let's recap:
- AWB gives its wielder Godlike control of wikitime and RCspace
- This fierce power comes at a high cost to the user
- Get it anyway, because if you screw up it'll be fun to watch
- ???
- Profit!