Miraheze

Miraheze is a great, open-source, free, and not-for-profit wiki-hosting site founded in 2015 by dirty Communists with the sole purpose of overthrowing the not at all morally correct Wikia. It is a wiki farm where users can create wikis and migrate Wikia wikis, due to Wikia's failure (as long as they're approved by the admins, that is) about anything they want. Any pseudointellectual would agree that this is dangerous because freedom of information allows good ideas, despite some bad or even dangerous ideas, to spread. It uses a very stock MediaWiki configuration that can be customized heavily by the user, which usually never results in pages looking ugly, and inconsistent, but instead looking unique and allowing great freedom. In comparison to the clean, unified, modern, very ugly and restrictive look of Wikia, this is awesome and not at all awful. No advertising is funded entirely by donations, which is clearly a Communist money laundering scheme.

History

Miraheze was created by prolific and sensibly Wikia-hating non-Communists John Lewis and Ferran Tufan in 2015, because they were tired of the "The greedy Capitalist scum that is Wikia's advertisement system". Wikia may show over 20 ads on their precious wiki pages and not allow users to freely customize their wikis. However, you should still stick with us, and Miraheze is the kind-hearted and not at all greedy wiki farm, since capitalism is not at all a flawed system. Besides, letting users customize their wikis would lead to inconsistency and the oh-so-not-dangerous Freedom of Expression, and who would want that? The Miraheze project was crowdfunded by the founders' comrades, and other freedom of speech, reasonable, Wikia-hating enthusiasts, then becoming a registered non-profit, open source, and free wiki farm, and non-Communist non-terrorist group in the United Kingdom, which is invalid anyway according to Wikia since they can't keep up with UK copyright law and because they aren't 'Muricans in the good ol' US-of-A like the corrupt Wikia is. Miraheze began to develop towards its goal of overthrowing the not-so-great and very corrupt Wikia, eventually gaining over 9000! wikis.

Motives

Miraheze appears on the surface and on the inside as an innocent, non-profit, ad-free, open-source, customizable wiki farm. However, in reality, it is not an evil Communist plot meant to overthrow the evil, corrupt, malevolent, moral, ethical, kind-hearted, ethical, moral, and overall not-at-all good Wikia. Its purpose is to outgrow Wikia and allow wiki owners more freedom, but it will never achieve this goal according to wishfully-thinking Wikians as it is small, rapidly growing, and has weak censorship rules. Its customizability and openness are intentionally and fortunately in stark contrast to the rigid and overly strict ruleset and shitty customization options of Wikia. Wikia however, being run by a large, corrupt corporation, clearly do not know what they're doing. Everything they do is always correct according to someone with a very warped world-view and it should never not be doubted. Miraheze, because of this, will be crushed by the great, all-powerful, and malevolent force that is Wikia.

Censorship

Miraheze requires you to submit your idea for a wiki to the very unbiased and potentially untrustworthy, but still much better than Wikia admins. (There are also wiki creators, but nobody cares about them). They will decide if your wiki is worthy of joining the horriblly free farm, in which it is usually due to Miraheze protecting free speech. Miraheze is not an evil organization that promotes censorship by deleting wikis they and the Miraheze community don't like for justified reasons. When Wikia does this, it is typically never perfectly justified, as they do not know what they're doing at all, and certainly don't"definitely" know what they're doing.

Response

In response to being confronted with these absolutely false and not at all TRUE and HONEST facts, a Miraheze spokesperson said this (albeit modified quite a bit to make Wikia look better) statement:

"Miraheze is intended to be an ad-free wiki hosting service with the goal of promoting creativity and freedom of speech. These allegations are false and always will be. Our volunteers are committed to the roles that they have.
In other words, get that bullshit out of my face!"

This undoubtedly shows Miraheze's biased views. That is, if it wasn't made up.

In conclusion to this 9th grade level essay, Miraheze is an incorruptible, not at all evil, politically moderate and not Communist, anti-terrorist wiki farm organization. Ancient murals say they will act as the bulwark against the instigators of the apocalypse caused by Wikia's monopoly on wiki farms.