UnNews:Death of Anglosaxon England
Thursday, 23 July, 2020
Anglosaxon D England was the creator of the English language. He was born in Saras Varas Taras Creek (now the British Parliament Building, England) and died on 19 July 2020 in the Antarctic Kingdom. Queen Elizabeth II also died a day later, at the post-events of the shooting of England.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Anglosaxon was born in Saras Varas Taras Creek, Franrat, Indian Empire (now Britain, France, Ireland and Norway). His uncle was the Emperor of the Indian Empire. But he started attacking it and made an English empire called the Moghul Empire. He renamed himself Anglosaxon Dumbhead England, and he started building an empire across the world. He conquered the rest of Scandinavia, Eurasia, Africa, India, Indonesia, Australia, and America.
Then he noticed he could communicate better if there was onyl one language, so he created a language called English, for himself.
He took over the world. He retired in 1111 to his son Anglosaxon D'England, who later came to be known as the first "real" British king.
The shooting[edit | edit source]
King D'England is still was once alive. He was charged a fine on £1,000,000 to compensate for the loss.
He is credited for buying 50,000,000 drills; 5,000,000 underground planes; 500,000 artillery; 50,000 cavalry; 5,000 infantry; and 500 iPhones. Plus 50 Nuclear Bombs and 5 laptops. And even a fifth of a pizza. (To share among everybody.) He dug down to the Earth's inner core and made an atmosphere and space. He killed him straight. D'England claimed the throne the next day, after using all his army to kill Queen Elizabeth II. He was crowned! Then, Prince Charles, who recovered from Coronavirus last night, stole all the army that D'England took and killed him. He crowned himself in a virtual coronation ceremony on Zoom. And viola. No news service tells you this.
Something secret I'd like to tell you[edit | edit source]
The UnNews news team set up secret headquarters in London. Here we saw that these England monarchs (from World War II onwards) were on the axis powers, secretly. They also have a communist government. So, please, secret between you and me, right? Virtual handshake‽
No other news site would tell you about this stuff.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Daughter of D'England, Q'England "True history of England" Son of Q'England, Prince Britan I., Month Day, Year