UnNews:We asked our readers if they think Trump is breaking the law
Monday, May 5, 2025
Well, well, Uncyclopedians, if it's something we need in this time of conflicting and dividing opinions that exceedingly will have you ostracized and shamed on in every nook and cranny of North America, it's an opinion piece. Sure, we will still be making those pieces about Hitler and masturbating, your old favorites, but sometimes we need to get serious and scholarly about the topics at hand, like the most serious and scholarly person I know of in Congress, Ms. Greene. So, last week we asked you, "Is Trump breaking the law?"
OLIVER (HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT) YES, this illegal immigrant bullshit sucks! He just deported my fentanyl dealer! Fuck that orange oligarch!
STEPHANIE (ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO) NO, I don't get this whole thing on the left of protecting aliens and giving them due process. Where in the hell are the spaceships, huh?
JAMIE (ATLANTA, GEORGIA) YES, there's no checks and balances anymore. I don't even think I have checks or balance anymore.
RUFUS (SEATTLE, WASHINGTON) NO, and he's gotta be going faster so these stupid judges don't strike him down. If he does maybe hundreds of these, they can't keep up with it, and he'll basically bypass, no, show how stupid they are.
WENDY (OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA) YES, but shouldn't we realize that this is what we get for giving the president too much power in our system? My solution: Write a strongly worded letter to him when he tries it again, that will show him.
ISAAC (NORFOLK, VIRGINIA) NO, he could kill a family of five if he wanted to, if he says a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl, me, as a proud cisgender man, can finally rape inside the bathrooms without being duped!
TUCKER (LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA) YES, however I didn't know anyone else but Judas Priest could do it.
EVELYN (LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY) NO, that Mexican who beat me at Bingo gets what he deserves.
NICK (PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA) YES, disregarding the Supreme Court is only cool when it's about prayer in schools. Like, for example, I tell my students to pray I don't whoop their ass when they disrespect me.
SHERRY (COLUMBUS, OHIO) NO, if he was someone would do something about it, duh. Do you think America is that divided that people don't do something about law-breaking on their side?
ANDREW (MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA) YES, and the Democratic Party has every right to say that they told you so. The Nazi youth had it coming to them, all our young voter base! There's an orphanage down the street I went to yesterday, felt so fascist.
VINCENT (WILMINGTON, DELAWARE) NO, and I can say so as an old man... Republicans have always been right... Boomers text like this for some reason... I think I forget that when my thoughts are paused I shouldn't write it down like this... All my political opinions come from All in the Family...
ISABELLA (CHEYENNE, WYOMING) NO, I'm actually YES, but I'm just here to throw off the rhythm, hehe.
We'd like to thank everyone who participated, sadly we were only allowed to pick a few, so we picked the best! Best in this situation means the ones who submitted first. Enjoy these next 4 years with the scathing political force that is UnNews, which will one day possibly have more views than an archived 1999 article on the Onion website.
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