UnNews:New figure pmurT offers to replace Trump
Thursday, May 8, 2025
Washington, DC: In a dazzling flash of light and poor spelling, pmurT—a reverse-Trump from an alternate dimension—teleported directly to the White House lawn this morning. Clad in a mirrored suit and mumbling executive orders backward, he pounded on the front door yelling, “!denrael eb ot evah I”
Secret Service promptly removed him, but not before TikTok teens and disillusioned centrists (a.k.a. The Undecided Voter faction) dubbed him “The Great Un-Doer.”
Within hours, @pmurT2025 appeared on laicoS hturT, tweeting:
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| We will build a llaw so welcoming, even Canadians will sneak in. 🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸 | ||||
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| Schedule F? Nah. I’m releasing F eludehcS. Everyone gets rehired with jazz hands. | ||||
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| I'm gonna fix all of the tariffs with sffirat! No problem. | ||||
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His account features mirrored selfies, policy reversals, and quotes like:
““We will un-drill, un-ban, un-birthright revoke!””
Oh, and don't forget his catchphrase, of course:
““I AM GOING TO... AGAIN GREAT AMERICA MAKE!””
Early polls show pmurT leading among voters who describe themselves as “politically confused but vibing.”
However, political scientists said there was something weird about the reversal - as if pmurT wasn't really from an alternate dimension, but from somewhere really close to here famous for reversals.