UnNews:Trump to the Constitution: "You're not the boss of me now!"

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Monday, May 5, 2025

PALM BEACH, Florida -- President Trump agreed to an interview with Meet the Press from his Mar-a-Lago resort on Sunday to discuss his controversial plan to mass deport millions of immigrants, all without due process granted by the courts under the Constitution.

In a previous interview with Meet the Press last month, Secretary of State Marco Rubio was asked whether he believed every person within the United States is entitled to due process, to which he straightforwardly responded, "Yes, of course."

Donald Trump, however, was a little more vague on the question. Moderator Kristen Wilkerson asked the president if he believed he had some sort of duty to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States to the best of his ability, to which Trump gave a confused and muddled answer:

Suddenly out of nowhere, a blustered red-faced Trump jumped up and aggressively screamed at the top of his lungs right down at Wilkerson:

This mantra was shrieked repeatedly until aides managed to grab the hyperventilating president, literally shaking with anger, bring him back down to his seat, and hand him a juice box to calm him down. A few sips was enough for Trump to regain his cool once again. As he wiped the sweat off his forehead with a napkin, a traumatized Wilkerson already halfway out the door said, "Th- thank you, Mr. President." And with that the mainstream media was spooked and out of sight.

Left sulking all alone, Trump looked down and muttered to himself:



RFK Jr could not be reached for comment.

Sources[edit | edit source]

  • They Might Be Giants "Boss of Me" The Crystal Ship, July 16, 2001
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