UnNews:PBS and NPR too woke to deserve funding

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Friday, May 2, 2025

The most biased media, according to Donald Trump.

THE WHITE HOUSE, WASHINGTON D.C. ― Stating that PBS and NPR were "the most biased media" several times, President Trump yesterday signed an order to pause all funding to both organizations. As federal funding is used for around 15% of their budget, both agencies will likely be forced to close down a large percentage of stations.

This order was signed alongside an executive order allowing ICE to send "un-Americans" to CECOT with ease. Previously, they had to hope that they could do it before the Supreme Court, excluding Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas, could notice.

ICE is expected to raid several PBS offices soon, and will deport everyone working there under the general pretenses of them being "MS-13 empaths" or "looking like illegal immigrants (they're brown) somewhat."

When asked why he signed the order, Trump typed this on Truth Social.

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