User:EMC/PLS/Scores

Entries and Judging

Best Article

For articles which are not of an alternate namespace (i.e. UnBooks, HowTo, UnNews, Why?, UnPoetia, etc.).

Username	Entry	Comment
Nicolassequeira	The Irishman	Hiya fellas! Here I blend my penchant for madcap cynicism with my acerbic criticism, and I even include a panel from my comic, Rock And Marcus. Hope you enjoy, have some laughs and whatnot.
Zombiebaron	Oscar's Big Adventure
Kakun	Claudia Schiffer	German humor is the best.
RealLifeCartman	Robot Sex in Popular Media
MrX	Incitatus	He's been mentioned in several funny articles. It's about time he had his own.
Cassie	Download more RAM	It's terrible, I know.
Matt lobster	User:Matt lobster/All Lives Matter	Don't forget all the other ones.
Leverage	Black Lives Matter	An article that will have to be taken down and apologised for when the revolution comes
Shabidoo	COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated	Derp de derp de derpity derp derp.
Simsilikesims	Why?:Wear a mask	Restating the obvious. Was this supposed to be in my userspace? If so, feel free to move it there, or let me know to move it there.

Judging

Please vote for three entries. Voting is ranked choice - #1 gets 3 points, #2 gets 2 points, and #3 gets one point. Feel free to add any comments and please sign your votes!

• 1st Place: Shabidoo | 2nd Place: Leverage | 3rd Place: Nicolassequeira | User:CandidToaster/sig 04:49, 12 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1st Place: Zombiebaron 2nd Place: Leverage 3rd Place: Nicolassequeira PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:52, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1st Place: Cassie 2nd Place: Shabidoo 3rd Place: Simsilikesims 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 05:22, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• This was a tough category to judge because there were so many good entries, and many will likely be featured. Kakun's article is very funny - I just wish it were longer (maybe Claudia Schiffer would shtup him if it were longer). MrX's article about Caligula's horse is hilarious and very well done. RealLifeCartman's article on robot sex in popular media is so good that I want to fuck its metal exterior and ejaculate inside of it. And despite having never seen The Irishman, Nicolassequiera's article was a joy and makes me feel better about not seeing the movie, since "nobody has seen The Irishman." I could go on, but alas, I can only pick three: 1. Leverage, 2. Cassie, 3. Shabidoo. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:56 Jul 17 2020

Best Rewrite

For articles which are rewrites of existing articles.

Username	Entry	Comment
MrX	Five-second rule	This is a rewrite of 3 Second Rule. 5 seconds is much more commonly used, and the article could be much better.
Dan Abnormal	Coldplay	The epic story of Coldlplay retold. The myth, the band, the legend.
Shabidoo	UnScripts:Puckerbut	Original article (it has ouckerbutt in the script)

Judging

Please vote for three entries. Voting is ranked choice - #1 gets 3 points, #2 gets 2 points, and #3 gets one point. Feel free to add any comments and please sign your votes!

• 1. Dan's entry 2. Mr. X's entry 3. Shabidoo's entry Nicolassequeira (talk) 00:08, 12 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1st Place: MrX | 2nd Place: Shabidoo | 3rd Place: Dan Abnormal | User:CandidToaster/sig 04:50, 12 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Shabidoo 2. MrX 3. Dan Abnormal (shab's one was the funniest me-thinks but I didn't just understand how it related to either puckerbutt or the original article on it - this was a rewriting thingy after all) nvm Shabidoo linked the article Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:37, 16 July, 2020 (UTC)

I put the link for the original article ShabiDOO 17:58, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

Best Potatochop

A category for the most humorous image made using image editing software such as Photoshop.

Username	Picture	Comment
User:Hazy		Stuffing your face as usual.
Shabidoo		Chess Brought to Life
Zombiebaron		Pants Are Penis Masks, mixed media sculpture currently on display at The Louvre

Judging

Please vote for three entries. Voting is ranked choice - #1 gets 3 points, #2 gets 2 points, and #3 gets one point. Feel free to add any comments and please sign your votes!

• 1. Zombie Baron's entry 2. Hazy's entry 3. Shabidoo's entry Nicolassequeira (talk) 00:06, 12 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1st Place: Zombiebaron | 2nd Place: Hazy | 3rd Place: Shabidoo | User:CandidToaster/sig 04:52, 12 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. PenisMask.png by Zombiebaron -- 2. Chess_brought_to_life.png by Shabidoo -- 3. Omega_Garf.png by Hazy --  Cassandra  (talk) 12:57pm  July 12, 2020
• 1. Zombiebaron 2. Shabidoo 3. Hazy MrX blow me 23:34, 13 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Zombiebaron 2. Hazy 3. Shabidoo Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:10, 16 July, 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Hazy 2. Zombiebaron (almost a tie) 3. Shabidoo PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:20, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. The one that got a visceral chuckle 2. The one that should really be form-fitted better 3. The one that would be the best if more effort was put in to it MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:21, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Shabidoo 2.Zombiebaron 3. Hazy Geekpotato24 (talk to me!) 21:36, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Shabidoo | 2. Zombiebaron | 3. Hazy -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:26, Jul. 18, 2020

Best T-Shirt Design

A category for the most humorous t-shirt design made using image editing software such as Photoshop. Images should be uploaded here (you must upload only the design itself, and we'll put it on a t-shirt for the judges.) All entries meet certain specifications to be accepted into this category. All designs should be a .PNG file type, have a resolution of at least 200 DPI, and must be no larger than 10 megabytes in size. The image's background must be transparent and to fit on a t-shirt the design should be at least 1,800 pixels high by 1,600 pixels wide (generally, the larger the better).

Username	Picture	Comment
Zombiebaron		Content free forever
Nicolassequeira		The College Buddies don't know what a puzzle potato is. They don't know what a regular potato is, either.
Cassie		I heard that Minimalism is an ongoing trend.

Judging

Please vote for three entries. Voting is ranked choice - #1 gets 3 points, #2 gets 2 points, and #3 gets one point. Feel free to add any comments and please sign your votes!

• 1. Zombiebaron's entry. 2. Nicolas' entry. 3. Cassie's entry. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:00 Jul 12 2020
• 1st Place: Nicolassequeira | 2nd Place: Zombiebaron | 3rd Place: Cassie | User:CandidToaster/sig 04:52, 12 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Nicolassequeira | 2. Zombiebaron | 3. Cassie -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:54, Jul. 12, 2020
• 1. Zombiebaron | 2. Nicolassequeira | 3. Cassie MrX blow me 23:32, 13 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Zombiebaron | 2. Nicolassequeira | Cassie whytheonlyone (complain?) 18:28, 15 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Zombiebaron 2. Nicolassequeira 3. Cassie Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:39, 16 July, 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Nicolassequeira | 2. Zombiebaron | 3. Cassie PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:15, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Nicolassequeira | 2. Zombiebaron | 3. Minimalism sucks MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:22, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
• 1. Nicolassequeira | 2. Zombiebaron | 3. Completely agree with a sentiment that Dexter expressed on IRC, which is that Zombie's looks better on a shirt, but Nick's looks better overall. —  (talk) (contributions) 03:43:39 2020/07/18 UTC

Final Scores

Best Article

• Leverage - 7
• Shabidoo - 6
• Cassie - 5
• Zombiebaron - 3
• Nicolassequeira - 2
• Simsilikesims - 1

Best Rewrite

• MrX - 7
• Shabidoo - 6
• Dan Abnormal - 5

Best Potatochop

• Zombiebaron - 23
• Hazy - 15
• Shabidoo - 14

Best T-Shirt

• Nicolassequiera - 23
• Zombiebaron - 22
• Cassie - 9

Best Noob Article

• Hazy - winner by default

Best Collaboration

• Kippy and Zombiebaron - winners by default