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We miss you

I haven't seen you in our server lately. Hope all is well. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 18:22 7 June 2019

All is fine, I miss ya too. Coming back soon. ~ Kakun · talk 06:03, 8 June 2019 (UTC)

Talk:SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN

Hey Kakun, I was wondering why you deleted Talk:SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN? I've restored the page for now, but if there is a legitimate reason to delete it I'll delete it again. -- The Zombiebaron 01:31, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Hey, I was just answering that at your talk page... ~ Kakun · talk 01:33, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 01:53, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you

Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat

You are welcome. Good luck Mr. Kippens. ~ Kakun · talk 10:39, 2 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi

Please copy the link en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/MediaWiki_talk:Common.css and look at the bottom where it contains an edit request with CSS you should add in MediaWiki:Common.css. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 02:44, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello

An IP is having an edit war with me and randomly reverting! 70.71.93.193 (talk) 01:56, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi

Hey Kakun, please block 100.37.8.217. Thanks! 70.71.93.193 (talk) 02:08, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

IP Vandelism

IP 70.71.93.193 randomly mass reverting pages. I keep trying to post this message but they just delete. Look at their edit history to see that they are following me around just reverting everything I edit. Once I went to ask help from admins they just delete my entry and copy what I say. 100.37.8.217 (talk) 02:10, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Chutes and Leaders

I created a new Coldplay page, which renders this one obsolete. What is the exact protocol for the deletion of a page? Noob here. Thanxalot. Dan Abnormal (talk) 19:00, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

Hi Dan, welcome to Uncyc, we don't delete pages unless they are bad. You can just go to Coldplay, clean the page, and copy-paste your article there. My article is really about Korn so it doesn't bother me. Good luck! ~ Kakun · talk 21:01, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

Ok thanks. Cheers! Dan Abnormal (talk) 03:21, 3 July 2020 (UTC)

Also regarding PLS, you could move your article to the "normal" competition, instead of the "rewrite" one. But it's not critical. ~ Kakun · talk 04:29, 3 July 2020 (UTC)

Can I do that? Isn't it technically a rewrite? Dan Abnormal (talk) 07:20, 6 July 2020 (UTC)

I don't think so, it was only a redirect. ~ Kakun · talk 07:35, 6 July 2020 (UTC)

OK thanks, I'll think of registering under that category then Dan Abnormal (talk) 07:39, 6 July 2020 (UTC)

template:RecentUnNews

Why did you revert me? Just curious. All I did was combine Kamala Harris with Kamala the wrestler. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 12:59, 12 August 2020 (UTC)

OMG sorry for that, it happens sometimes when I scroll through that page with my sausage finger. I undid that shit. I shouldn't use my phone for that, I know. ~ Kakun · talk 14:23, 12 August 2020 (UTC)

Additions to 5 second rule

Mr. Duderino, don't forget that the article was your rewrite, so please feel totally free to do whatever you like with the additions I made. If you feel they don't fit, replace it with your own stuff. Want to edit it or reformat it? Go ahead. It's your baby...you do what you want with it! ShabiDOO 19:16, 31 August 2020 (UTC)

It's pretty cool. I tried to add some links but couldn't for some reason. The article is perfect right now imo. ~ Kakun · talk 19:33, 31 August 2020 (UTC)

KISS

Hey Kakun, what's up. It's been a while. Could you unlock this article so that I could add some updated info about the band and their farewell tour?--Abacab (talk) 02:53, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Hey, dude :-) Done. I had no idea they were disbanded. ~ Kakun · talk 03:11, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Go climb up a chimney, ya dog-faced flat-footed lollygagger

Vice President Joe Biden thanks you for voting for Y's first featured article. He also thanks Kippy for letting him snatch away this template from him, that gobbsmackin' hound dog.

Blocked

Lol Blocked. 50.29.97.235 (talk) 15:05, 21 September 2020 (UTC)

ICU Request

Hello. Can you check the ICU pages and huff the ones not expanded that expired? Thanks. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:38, 14 October 2020 (UTC)

Hey Gale, I usually let other admins do that... I like doing the other stuff. ~ Kakun · talk 04:47, 16 October 2020 (UTC)

Spotify

Hey Kakun, I mentioned this the other night on Discord, what are your thoughts about slightly altering the Spotify Forum and making it so everyone adds one song per year? Or maybe something similar. I also think I'll try informing new users of the playlist so they can add a song if they like, but I wanted to hear your thoughts first. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:24, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Hey MrX, I like it as it is, I will start a new forum if-when we have more active users. Did you get a chance to add a song? ~ Kakun · talk 16:18, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Yes I did, mine was "My Lovely Man". And there's only a few new users I can think of off the top of my head that didn't get a chance to add a song, so I guess no rush on that part. MrX blow me 16:34, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Thanks for the help with the Jerusalem article, by the way! ~ Kakun · talk 17:01, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Any time! Glad you liked it! MrX blow me 17:09, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Extinctionism protection change request(unable to edit)

Hi Kakun, thanks for featuring my page Extinctionism. I see you've protected it as it is on the front page. However, since I'm not an admin, I can't edit the page right now. If this protection is temporary, then I'll just wait a few days and put my edits in later. If the protection is intended to be permanent, then I suggest it be moved to semi-protection (unless there is heavy vandalism). The page can still be improved, and I would like to add a lot more to it. Stay safe! ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:37, 15 November 2020 (UTC)

Done :-) congrats for the feature. ~ Kakun · talk 16:33, 15 November 2020 (UTC)

Turkey Day Ball category

Hey Kakun, is there a Turkey Day Ball entry category we could/should add to our articles? Like there was for the PLS? Obviously not a huge deal, but just thought I'd ask. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:54, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

There's an Aristocrats category, I added it to Mhaille's article. No category for the contest itself that I'm aware of. ~ Kakun · talk 23:12, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

Cool, good to know, thanks. I'll add it if I get around to writing an article for the main category. I said I would the other day on Discord, but now I'm not sure I'll have time. Hopefully, we'll see. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:22, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for featuring my article! --Jabberwock (talk) 10:28, 6 December 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome, it's beautiful :-) ~ Kakun · talk 11:10, 6 December 2020 (UTC)

Psssssst...

@Kakun:, just wanted to say... you're a little early to the party! The vote for Top 10 2020 officially starts on January 5, at 5:40 am UTC (exactly on Uncyclopedia's 16th birthday); articles currently on VFH are eligible to enter the Top 10 2020 vote if they cross the feature threshold. Therefore... I would recommend that you save a few votes just in case one of those final "Undecember" articles are high enough in quality to warrant a vote from your end. Otherwise, you can always switch your vote prior to the vote closing (probably around the end of the month.)

Have a great day!  Cassandra  (talk) 10:53pm  January 2, 2021

Okay got it. Thanks Cassie, wonderful day. ~ Kakun · talk 22:57, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Reach out, Kakun

I need you asap, see your HE user talk Na'al (talk) 23:19, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Hi Na'al, I answered there. ~ Kakun · talk 01:47, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Shabi, I'll take a looky. ~ Kakun · talk 13:23, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:12, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Hope all is well! We all miss you! I mean we know you haven't left but you've been slightly less active lately, anyway, you know what I mean! MrX blow me 16:12, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I've been wondering what to write about. It has been harder than I thought it would be. ~ Kakun · talk 16:38, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I feel ya, writer's block sucks. But I like what you've done with Pfizer! MrX blow me 18:30, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks. ~ Kakun · talk 23:59, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Also just in case

I've mentioned this Danish band on discord before, but just in case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBZi7JIdSps

Cheers. MrX blow me 16:13, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I love their accent. Thanks :-) ~ Kakun · talk 16:40, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle is now here!

Hello Kakun,

Huggle is now available for all users on Uncyclopedia that have both rollback and extended confirmed permissions.

If you wish to install it, just check out the instructions on the aforementioned page, or ask Cassie or User:JJPMaster.

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie Quotidien (talk) 01:21, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks dude! ~ Kakun · talk 13:00, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Admin Stuff

Hey, I need some help unlocking some pages. I need access to all of the portal main pages in order to make them mobile friendly. But first, can you please unlock {{Cl}}? this is a Wikipedia spork that is causing problems on over 50 pages. Let me know, thanks. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:22, 12 March 2021

I never heard about unlocking a page. The template is not protected at the moment. What do you mean? And would you like to be an admin? I could nominate you. Seems too much work unprotecting and protecting again all of these pages... ~ Kakun · talk 08:59, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Hey, that would be awfully groovy of you and it would make the work I'm doing significantly easier. The template that I needed unlocked is actually the redirect 'Cl,' not Category Link. Otherwise someone has to go in and fix each and every link on all the pages that are messed up. Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 11:11, 12 March 2021

No problem, I'll nom you in April, which is the nommin' season. ~ Kakun · talk 12:56, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Admin noms

Hi Kakun. Unfortunately the nominations don't begin until April so if you want to start nominating sooner we should have a forum about changing the policy and moving the dates forward. ShabiDOO 10:47, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Hi, sorry about that, I had no idea. I'll continue this in April. ~ Kakun · talk 12:54, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

I personally don't mind in the slightest moving ahead the nomination. I wouldn't mind starting a forum to see if users would consider moving up the dates. Would you support it? ShabiDOO 13:06, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Nope. It's cool as it is. One less forum = more health for everybody. ~ Kakun · talk 13:14, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

LULZ! My belly button just vibrated! ShabiDOO 13:20, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

I just hope I remember to do it, and if I don't maybe you could nominate her instead. ~ Kakun · talk 13:55, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

But of course! ShabiDOO 14:46, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won UotY for 2020

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2020

Thanks Zombiebaron for the nomination and for voting and also everyone else of course, I'm really fucking touched! ~ Kakun · talk 04:05, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

Your FA vote was appreciated...

Hey, where'd Mona Lisa go? Has anyone seen Mona? You know what? I kind of like the frame better empty like that, go ahead and keep the painting as long as you want! Thank you for voting to feature Mona Lisa on the mainpage!!! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:43, 31 March 2021

Cheers! It was my pleasure. ~ Kakun · talk 09:09, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Request for an article

Can you make an article on Cardi B? Today's celebrities are rarely parodied on this site. DinduNuffin2001 (talk) 11:56, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

You're welcome to make it yourself! MrX blow me 13:43, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

Also I have no idea who that is. ~ Kakun · talk 17:14, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

A quick note...

Heya! I will transclude the {{Daves}} template on King David for you. Make sure when you add links to templates you transclude the template onto the link pages or it braeks ;)

Thanks.. I don't really get this template but thanks anyway. ~ Kakun · talk 02:22, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

This template was created by Todd Lyons, a very funny guy. I created a similar one, ({{Jacksons}}). These templates link articles together in a way that would otherwise create unnecessary categories. Just a way to engage readers in themes that might interest them. The verbage on {{Daves}} is from a song, I believe. Anyways, navigation templates in general are meant to replace the 'See Also' lists at the end of articles. Cheers,

Okay, makes sense. It also completes the David article nicely. Also your comeback is one of the most amazing ones I've ever seen, Cheers. ~ Kakun · talk 05:00, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 17:18, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

You are welcome! ~ Kakun · talk 13:23, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:54, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------

Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

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• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Thank you

You are very welcome! ~ Kakun · talk 13:22, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Thanks Cass! And well done! Looks good! ~ Kakun · talk 13:21, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

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gTheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:10, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Right back at you! ~ Kakun · talk 13:13, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Tôi thích bao quy đầu-TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:14, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

(-: ~ Kakun · talk 13:20, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

I'm the horny but everybody hates the force kinz, execop meh TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:22, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Cool. ~ Kakun · talk 17:02, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:26, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Thanx so much! ~ Kakun · talk 00:00, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Zana Block

Kakun, was there something that Zana has done recently that merits this block? If not, please explain why you permabanned her. ShabiDOO 21:25, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

Of course, she has been banned for a very good reason for 10 years, and she needs to stay this way forever. According to Zombiebaron, it's the same case as Aimsplode, which is sexually harassing children. ~ Kakun · talk 21:32, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

I have undone this block and reverted the text you posted on Zana's user page. I don't doubt that Zombiebaron and Zana have some sort of history that merits investigating, but we have never in the history of this site blocked a longstanding member of the community in this fashion, solely on the word of a former administrator before. Nor would we have done the same with Aimsplode, for that matter. It took the rediscovery of a lengthy incriminating IRC log for us to even consider blocking Aimsplode, whereas no one has managed to find even the tiniest scrap of evidence against Zana in the days since this was most recently brought up. That isn't to say Zombiebaron is lying, but blindly accepting allegations of this nature over memories of supposed IRC conversations from a decade ago could have severely devastating real life consequences for Zana outside of Uncyclopedia, and especially in her personal life. Not to mention it opens Uncyclopedia and even yourself up to legal issues if the allegations can't be backed up, and obviously they can't for the time being. It's a total abuse of power to block anyone on a hunch like this and post potentially libelous claims on their user page, and I would recommend leaving Zana alone until others who are more capable of showing restraint actually finish looking into the matter. I would also recommend seeking the advice of other admins before doing anything like this in the future. — SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 02:30, 3 August 2021 (UTC)

It is outrageous to perma-ban a semi-admin without presenting evidence of this extremely serious claim. ShabiDOO 02:52, 3 August 2021 (UTC)

I have no doubt Zana is important to the site, but so is ZB. If ZB is telling me that this person harassed him in a private message when he was a kid, I don't need more proof than that. I have shown great restraint by not doing anything for a day and waiting for EMC to respond. I hope Zana is more mature now and will not repeat these actions but this is a risk you'll both have to take, not me. If it was the other way around I would do the same to ZB. ~ Kakun · talk 03:10, 3 August 2021 (UTC)

This is an issue that the admins should discuss as a group. It would help to know some details (even if they are vague). ShabiDOO 14:29, 3 August 2021 (UTC)

I totally agree. I went to Discord with this but I don't think you were there. All the details are basically within this section of my talk page. ~ Kakun · talk 14:47, 3 August 2021 (UTC)

Hacking up pages

Hi there Kankun. If possible, could you hack up these pages and move them to my userspace: Principal Skinner, Seymour Skinner, and M&Ms?--Abacab (talk) 06:08, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Hi, I tried and I got an Internal error, not sure why. Please consult with Zana Dark. ~ Kakun · talk 04:10, 10 November 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:12, 13 December 2021

Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition

Now that it's officially January 5th according to UTC, I thought I'd let you know that your holiday card won the ill-fated Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition.

	* Kiss My Ass* Holiday Cards 2021 HOLIDAY VICTOR * Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition

PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:39, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

Oh shit, thanks! Why did you quit anyway? ~ Kakun · talk 04:02, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

The Great Zana Situation of 2022. With Zana banned and disqualified, I would have won by default, and I just didn't feel comfortable with giving myself the award on a technicality. It was a hard decision to make and wasn't taken lightly. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:22, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

Oi

My main account n00b king was banned but I still have ONE get out of jail free card please unban2600:1700:15EB:2810:78A5:2FD7:E43C:8E54 (talk) 21:05, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Idiet

I tried to edit I Can’t Believe It’s Not iPod! but something happened! I censored the I Can’t Believe thingies, but it prevented me. Helllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might need to try again.

Thank you!

You are most welcome, dear. May we enjoy the fruits of you for many aeons to come. ~ Kakun · talk 04:32, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

Top 10 voting

Hey! So the page currently says that voting will end in May. Despite the lazy, slow pace at which everyone here votes, that seems kinda long. Maybe end of February/early March would be a good end? MrX blow me 17:15, 10 February 2022 (UTC)

You're probably right. Feel free to change the deadline. There are a LOT of stuff to chose from but I guess 2 months might be enough. ~ Kakun · talk 20:45, 10 February 2022 (UTC)

Ok cool thanks. I'll probably wait til next week after the Community Wishlist Survey voting ends. Then I'll blast discord with it and put up a site notice. MrX blow me 22:14, 10 February 2022 (UTC)

Awesome. ~ Kakun · talk 01:40, 11 February 2022 (UTC)

K so I went with 2 weeks from today, March 4, hope that's kosher. MrX blow me 18:47, 21 February 2022 (UTC)

That's extra kosher, hope we'll get some more voters though. ~ Kakun · talk 19:33, 21 February 2022 (UTC)

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(facepalm) I meant March 7th cuz that's 2 weeks from when I said lol. Oh well. Not sure if you wanna tally the votes Friday or Monday or somewhere in between, but in any case I made a groovy banner that you can check out here to change the site notice to when the winners and everything are announced. I'm also happy to tally everything up when it's over if you'd like. MrX blow me 23:41, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, please do it. Thanks a lot X. ~ Kakun · talk 00:48, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. But we still gotta figure out a good Top 10 2021 logo. MrX blow me 00:59, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

Something Ukrainian for sure. I'll think about it. ~ Kakun · talk 02:46, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

Love it. MrX blow me 03:21, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

Hey Cancún

Can you block more open proxies? Thanks. 2604:3D08:6286:7500:25F1:5106:9FFF:84FE (talk) 16:38, 5 March 2022 (UTC)

You mean like the ones you've been using?? MrX blow me 22:05, 5 March 2022 (UTC)

ganga ganga goganga

ededi

Zelensy

Hey...how would you feel about me making some edits to the article? ShabiDOO 12:37, 6 April 2022 (UTC)

Hey, you're very welcome. Good luck... ~ Kakun · talk 15:24, 6 April 2022 (UTC)

Okay, so a small edit turned into a fairly massive one. What do you think? Be honest ShabiDOO

Prettyy cool, thanks! Is it supposed to be word or world? ~ Kakun · talk 21:02, 6 April 2022 (UTC)

Colab

I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:24, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

Sure! What's it about? ~ Kakun · talk 00:01, 22 April 2022 (UTC)

The article about toilet paper riots, is more or less about toilet paper riots :). Just go ahead and add stuff. ShabiDOO 00:14, 22 April 2022 (UTC)

I wouldn't know where to start, but I have very strong opinions on the subject, so I'll be happy to help. ~ Kakun · talk 00:19, 22 April 2022 (UTC)

If I may ask... what was your intention with this edit? I don't understand that section, and I removed a part of it a few days ago (to readd it later). ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:28, 28 April 2022 (UTC)

To be funny, basically. ~ Kakun · talk 04:07, 28 April 2022 (UTC)

Well, it doesn't make much sense to me since it jumps around topics a lot and has a non-sequitur section. Could you perhaps elaborate a little? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:32, 28 April 2022 (UTC)

Of course. ~ Kakun · talk 07:56, 28 April 2022 (UTC)

HowTo:Spell Volodymyr Zelenskyy

It's still full-protected. Could you please semi-protect it? Usually, this kind of stuff is supposed to be semi-protected, as it's a featured article and not the Main Page that I've been trying to delete this week. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:39, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Hey :) since FA's are usually fully protected, and it's a high profile article, I'm going to leave it as it is. ~ Kakun · talk 10:05, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Three things. First, this is a courtesy link. Second, FAs are usually semi-protected. We didn't get this sort of thing happen with Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice. Fourth. The article has been featured for a while before you protected it, so this is kinda weird to me (unless there was some discussion that I do not have the capability to see).

Fifth. I cannot count. Third, if it's a high-profile article, like AAAAAAAAA! and kitten huffing... what about extended confirmed protection? With three exceptions, one of which is very close to the EC threshold, Uncyclopedia's active userbase is extended confirmed.

Seventh. I am not actually bad at counting. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:47, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

OK, Done. Have fun! ~ Kakun · talk 10:55, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

AAAAeth. Thank you! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:57, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

ARandomPage, you might be aware but I'll say this just in case: there is a longstanding policy that, unless it was your own page you wrote or collaborated on, we don't edit a page unless you have a particularly good reason to do so (like an obvious and noticeable grammatical error or some detail that has become so out of date it interferes with the narrative etc). ShabiDOO 12:38, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

I was not, in fact, aware, nor did I want to edit that page. I am only here now because I think it's unusual to have just a featured article be full-protected. If you excuse this bad HHPWCF reference... I have no depth in this matter. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:53, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.------------

Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

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ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

• Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
• Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
• Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
• Not bothering to finish either of their articles
• Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
• Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
• Stealing the UnSignpost
• Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
• Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

• Dear Dude (4/0)

• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

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From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

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Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:08, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

שלום

קענסט רעדן יידיש?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:17, 26 July 2022 (UTC) This site keeps putting question marks in the wrong place. -_-

Not really, but I like to think that I do. ~ Kakun · talk 17:06, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

אני אוהב עורלה

אני אוהב עורלה--🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:23, 27 July 2022 (UTC)

Good for you! ~ Kakun · talk 01:32, 27 July 2022 (UTC)