Hey Kakun, I was wondering why you deleted Talk:SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN? I've restored the page for now, but if there is a legitimate reason to delete it I'll delete it again. -- TheZombiebaron 01:31, 30 April 2020 (UTC)
Hey, I was just answering that at your talk page... ~Kakun·talk 01:33, 30 April 2020 (UTC)
Please copy the link en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/MediaWiki_talk:Common.css and look at the bottom where it contains an edit request with CSS you should add in MediaWiki:Common.css. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 02:44, 14 May 2020 (UTC)
IP 70.71.93.193 randomly mass reverting pages. I keep trying to post this message but they just delete. Look at their edit history to see that they are following me around just reverting everything I edit. Once I went to ask help from admins they just delete my entry and copy what I say. 100.37.8.217 (talk) 02:10, 18 May 2020 (UTC)
I created a new Coldplay page, which renders this one obsolete. What is the exact protocol for the deletion of a page? Noob here. Thanxalot. Dan Abnormal (talk) 19:00, 2 July 2020 (UTC)
Hi Dan, welcome to Uncyc, we don't delete pages unless they are bad. You can just go to Coldplay, clean the page, and copy-paste your article there. My article is really about Korn so it doesn't bother me. Good luck! ~Kakun·talk 21:01, 2 July 2020 (UTC)
Also regarding PLS, you could move your article to the "normal" competition, instead of the "rewrite" one. But it's not critical. ~Kakun·talk 04:29, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
Can I do that? Isn't it technically a rewrite? Dan Abnormal (talk) 07:20, 6 July 2020 (UTC)
I don't think so, it was only a redirect. ~Kakun·talk 07:35, 6 July 2020 (UTC)
OK thanks, I'll think of registering under that category then Dan Abnormal (talk) 07:39, 6 July 2020 (UTC)
OMG sorry for that, it happens sometimes when I scroll through that page with my sausage finger. I undid that shit. I shouldn't use my phone for that, I know. ~Kakun·talk 14:23, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
Mr. Duderino, don't forget that the article was your rewrite, so please feel totally free to do whatever you like with the additions I made. If you feel they don't fit, replace it with your own stuff. Want to edit it or reformat it? Go ahead. It's your baby...you do what you want with it! ShabiDOO 19:16, 31 August 2020 (UTC)
It's pretty cool. I tried to add some links but couldn't for some reason. The article is perfect right now imo. ~Kakun·talk 19:33, 31 August 2020 (UTC)
Hey Kakun, what's up. It's been a while. Could you unlock this article so that I could add some updated info about the band and their farewell tour?--Abacab (talk) 02:53, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
Hey, dude :-) Done. I had no idea they were disbanded. ~Kakun·talk 03:11, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
Go climb up a chimney, ya dog-faced flat-footed lollygagger[edit source]
Vice President Joe Biden thanks you for voting for Y's first featured article. He also thanks Kippy for letting him snatch away this template from him, that gobbsmackin' hound dog.
Hey Kakun, I mentioned this the other night on Discord, what are your thoughts about slightly altering the Spotify Forum and making it so everyone adds one song per year? Or maybe something similar. I also think I'll try informing new users of the playlist so they can add a song if they like, but I wanted to hear your thoughts first. Cheers. MrXblow me 15:24, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Hey MrX, I like it as it is, I will start a new forum if-when we have more active users. Did you get a chance to add a song? ~Kakun·talk 16:18, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Yes I did, mine was "My Lovely Man". And there's only a few new users I can think of off the top of my head that didn't get a chance to add a song, so I guess no rush on that part. MrXblow me 16:34, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Thanks for the help with the Jerusalem article, by the way! ~Kakun·talk 17:01, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Any time! Glad you liked it! MrXblow me 17:09, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Extinctionism protection change request(unable to edit)[edit source]
Hi Kakun, thanks for featuring my page Extinctionism. I see you've protected it as it is on the front page. However, since I'm not an admin, I can't edit the page right now. If this protection is temporary, then I'll just wait a few days and put my edits in later. If the protection is intended to be permanent, then I suggest it be moved to semi-protection (unless there is heavy vandalism). The page can still be improved, and I would like to add a lot more to it. Stay safe! ~HipponiasCUN- Talk - Contribs - Articles 15:37, 15 November 2020 (UTC)
Done :-) congrats for the feature. ~Kakun·talk 16:33, 15 November 2020 (UTC)
Hey Kakun, is there a Turkey Day Ball entry category we could/should add to our articles? Like there was for the PLS? Obviously not a huge deal, but just thought I'd ask. Cheers. MrXblow me 19:54, 30 November 2020 (UTC)
There's an Aristocrats category, I added it to Mhaille's article. No category for the contest itself that I'm aware of. ~Kakun·talk 23:12, 30 November 2020 (UTC)
Cool, good to know, thanks. I'll add it if I get around to writing an article for the main category. I said I would the other day on Discord, but now I'm not sure I'll have time. Hopefully, we'll see. Cheers. MrXblow me 23:22, 30 November 2020 (UTC)
@Kakun:, just wanted to say... you're a little early to the party! The vote for Top 10 2020 officially starts on January 5, at 5:40 am UTC (exactly on Uncyclopedia's 16th birthday); articles currently on VFH are eligible to enter the Top 10 2020 vote if they cross the feature threshold. Therefore... I would recommend that you save a few votes just in case one of those final "Undecember" articles are high enough in quality to warrant a vote from your end. Otherwise, you can always switch your vote prior to the vote closing (probably around the end of the month.)
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
Thanks Shabi, I'll take a looky. ~Kakun·talk 13:23, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your gutsI'm an idiotI'm a toolI'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrXblow me 16:12, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
Hope all is well! We all miss you! I mean we know you haven't left but you've been slightly less active lately, anyway, you know what I mean! MrXblow me 16:12, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
I've been wondering what to write about. It has been harder than I thought it would be. ~Kakun·talk 16:38, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
I feel ya, writer's block sucks. But I like what you've done with Pfizer! MrXblow me 18:30, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
Hey, I need some help unlocking some pages. I need access to all of the portal main pages in order to make them mobile friendly. But first, can you please unlock {{Cl}}? this is a Wikipedia spork that is causing problems on over 50 pages. Let me know, thanks. ~Formerly Annoying Crap00:22, 12 March 2021
I never heard about unlocking a page. The template is not protected at the moment. What do you mean? And would you like to be an admin? I could nominate you. Seems too much work unprotecting and protecting again all of these pages... ~Kakun·talk 08:59, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Hey, that would be awfully groovy of you and it would make the work I'm doing significantly easier. The template that I needed unlocked is actually the redirect 'Cl,' not Category Link. Otherwise someone has to go in and fix each and every link on all the pages that are messed up. Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap11:11, 12 March 2021
No problem, I'll nom you in April, which is the nommin' season. ~Kakun·talk 12:56, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Hi Kakun. Unfortunately the nominations don't begin until April so if you want to start nominating sooner we should have a forum about changing the policy and moving the dates forward. ShabiDOO 10:47, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Hi, sorry about that, I had no idea. I'll continue this in April. ~Kakun·talk 12:54, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
I personally don't mind in the slightest moving ahead the nomination. I wouldn't mind starting a forum to see if users would consider moving up the dates. Would you support it? ShabiDOO 13:06, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Nope. It's cool as it is. One less forum = more health for everybody. ~Kakun·talk 13:14, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
LULZ! My belly button just vibrated! ShabiDOO 13:20, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
I just hope I remember to do it, and if I don't maybe you could nominate her instead. ~Kakun·talk 13:55, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
But of course! ShabiDOO 14:46, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Congratulations, you won UotY for 2020[edit source]
Thanks Zombiebaron for the nomination and for voting and also everyone else of course, I'm really fucking touched! ~Kakun·talk 04:05, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Heya! I will transclude the {{Daves}} template on King David for you. Make sure when you add links to templates you transclude the template onto the link pages or it braeks ;)
Thanks.. I don't really get this template but thanks anyway. ~Kakun·talk 02:22, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
This template was created by Todd Lyons, a very funny guy. I created a similar one, ({{Jacksons}}). These templates link articles together in a way that would otherwise create unnecessary categories. Just a way to engage readers in themes that might interest them. The verbage on {{Daves}} is from a song, I believe. Anyways, navigation templates in general are meant to replace the 'See Also' lists at the end of articles. Cheers,
Okay, makes sense. It also completes the David article nicely. Also your comeback is one of the most amazing ones I've ever seen, Cheers. ~Kakun·talk 05:00, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:54, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more. "Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
From The Logs
1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)
10 April 2021 JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13) . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))
22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit
Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:
Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!
To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!
Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!
Kakun, was there something that Zana has done recently that merits this block? If not, please explain why you permabanned her. ShabiDOO 21:25, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
Of course, she has been banned for a very good reason for 10 years, and she needs to stay this way forever. According to Zombiebaron, it's the same case as Aimsplode, which is sexually harassing children. ~Kakun·talk 21:32, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
I have undone this block and reverted the text you posted on Zana's user page. I don't doubt that Zombiebaron and Zana have some sort of history that merits investigating, but we have never in the history of this site blocked a longstanding member of the community in this fashion, solely on the word of a former administrator before. Nor would we have done the same with Aimsplode, for that matter. It took the rediscovery of a lengthy incriminating IRC log for us to even consider blocking Aimsplode, whereas no one has managed to find even the tiniest scrap of evidence against Zana in the days since this was most recently brought up. That isn't to say Zombiebaron is lying, but blindly accepting allegations of this nature over memories of supposed IRC conversations from a decade ago could have severely devastating real life consequences for Zana outside of Uncyclopedia, and especially in her personal life. Not to mention it opens Uncyclopedia and even yourself up to legal issues if the allegations can't be backed up, and obviously they can't for the time being. It's a total abuse of power to block anyone on a hunch like this and post potentially libelous claims on their user page, and I would recommend leaving Zana alone until others who are more capable of showing restraint actually finish looking into the matter. I would also recommend seeking the advice of other admins before doing anything like this in the future. — SG1|Hereish[citation needed] 02:30, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
It is outrageous to perma-ban a semi-admin without presenting evidence of this extremely serious claim. ShabiDOO 02:52, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
I have no doubt Zana is important to the site, but so is ZB. If ZB is telling me that this person harassed him in a private message when he was a kid, I don't need more proof than that. I have shown great restraint by not doing anything for a day and waiting for EMC to respond. I hope Zana is more mature now and will not repeat these actions but this is a risk you'll both have to take, not me. If it was the other way around I would do the same to ZB. ~Kakun·talk 03:10, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
This is an issue that the admins should discuss as a group. It would help to know some details (even if they are vague). ShabiDOO 14:29, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
I totally agree. I went to Discord with this but I don't think you were there. All the details are basically within this section of my talk page. ~Kakun·talk 14:47, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
This page is a [[:Uncyclopedia:Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition|Template:Kiss My Ass/ Holiday Competition]] entry. }}
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Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penn Sign Up Today!(pretty please) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:12, 13 December 2021
Now that it's officially January 5th according to UTC, I thought I'd let you know that your holiday card won the ill-fated Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition.
Oh shit, thanks! Why did you quit anyway? ~Kakun·talk 04:02, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
The Great Zana Situation of 2022. With Zana banned and disqualified, I would have won by default, and I just didn't feel comfortable with giving myself the award on a technicality. It was a hard decision to make and wasn't taken lightly. PF4Eva, the President of ImaginationVote for meMy tax returns 04:22, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
I tried to edit I Can’t BelieveIt’s Not iPod! but something happened! I censored the I Can’t Believe thingies, but it prevented me. Helllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might need to try again.
Hey there! I just wanted to say, thank you for voting for me in the recent Uncyclopedian of the Year vote! As such, here you go: some potatoes for you to eat (using your eyes). Cassandra (talk)
You are most welcome, dear. May we enjoy the fruits of you for many aeons to come. ~Kakun·talk 04:32, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
Hey! So the page currently says that voting will end in May. Despite the lazy, slow pace at which everyone here votes, that seems kinda long. Maybe end of February/early March would be a good end? MrXblow me 17:15, 10 February 2022 (UTC)
You're probably right. Feel free to change the deadline. There are a LOT of stuff to chose from but I guess 2 months might be enough. ~Kakun·talk 20:45, 10 February 2022 (UTC)
Ok cool thanks. I'll probably wait til next week after the Community Wishlist Survey voting ends. Then I'll blast discord with it and put up a site notice. MrXblow me 22:14, 10 February 2022 (UTC)
Awesome. ~Kakun·talk 01:40, 11 February 2022 (UTC)
K so I went with 2 weeks from today, March 4, hope that's kosher. MrXblow me 18:47, 21 February 2022 (UTC)
That's extra kosher, hope we'll get some more voters though. ~Kakun·talk 19:33, 21 February 2022 (UTC)
(facepalm) I meant March 7th cuz that's 2 weeks from when I said lol. Oh well. Not sure if you wanna tally the votes Friday or Monday or somewhere in between, but in any case I made a groovy banner that you can check out here to change the site notice to when the winners and everything are announced. I'm also happy to tally everything up when it's over if you'd like. MrXblow me 23:41, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
Yeah, please do it. Thanks a lot X. ~Kakun·talk 00:48, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
Fo sho. But we still gotta figure out a good Top 10 2021 logo. MrXblow me 00:59, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
Something Ukrainian for sure. I'll think about it. ~Kakun·talk 02:46, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
It's still full-protected. Could you please semi-protect it? Usually, this kind of stuff is supposed to be semi-protected, as it's a featured article and not the Main Page that I've been trying to delete this week. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 06:39, 18 May 2022 (UTC)
Hey :) since FA's are usually fully protected, and it's a high profile article, I'm going to leave it as it is. ~Kakun·talk 10:05, 18 May 2022 (UTC)
Three things. First, this is a courtesy link. Second, FAs are usually semi-protected. We didn't get this sort of thing happen with Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice. Fourth. The article has been featured for a while before you protected it, so this is kinda weird to me (unless there was some discussion that I do not have the capability to see).
ARandomPage, you might be aware but I'll say this just in case: there is a longstanding policy that, unless it was your own page you wrote or collaborated on, we don't edit a page unless you have a particularly good reason to do so (like an obvious and noticeable grammatical error or some detail that has become so out of date it interferes with the narrative etc). ShabiDOO 12:38, 18 May 2022 (UTC)
I was not, in fact, aware, nor did I want to edit that page. I am only here now because I think it's unusual to have just a featured article be full-protected. If you excuse this bad HHPWCF reference... I have no depth in this matter. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:53, 18 May 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made aSandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic
This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)
May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)
May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)
Boner.
