User:Manintheceiling

“Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?”

– Man in the Ceiling

Welcome, floor dwellers, to my illustrious ceiling. I, Man in the Ceiling, plan to consume your soul, which has already been sold to Satan, to whom I bLow before. I like killing babies, punching old ladies and belly dancing.

user:ManintheCeiling, in his/her/it's other form

Man in the Ceiling, in your house!!1!

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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My Contributions defamations

• 12 year old girl theory (which still stands to be defamed)
• HowTo: Pass English
• Indie Music Indie Rock - which has been huffed?
• HowTo:Be the Fastest Runner in the World
• Why?: Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike?

The bland is reeling.

xox

the Man in the Ceiling